The wedding planning was a very slow and hectic process for every pony involved. By the end of the week Rarity's mane was already getting a little frizzy. Rarity with now with the rest of the ponies in her boutique however she was the only one running this way and that, judging what would work with Pinkie's dress and what wouldn't. By now there was mannequin with a white fabric that was beginning to resemble a dress draped over itself.
"Rarity, it's so pretty." Fluttershy noted upon walking in the room.
"Yes thank you Darling. What else is there?" Rarity mumbled to herself looking at the dress, around the room, and at her sketch again, which was pinned with her other projects in the making or to be made. "Ribbons?" She suggested to herself then magiced various types of bows over to herself. "No, no, no, no, no." She went through every bow option, finally deciding none would work in the end.
"Rarity, are you ready for tonight?" Fluttershy asked walking to stand beside the mannequin so she could talk to her better.
"Yes, what Fluttershy?" Rarity asked now realizing Fluttershy was talking to her about something somewhat important.
"Tonight... The bachelorette party?" Fluttershy questioned trying to remind her without causing her to panic.
"That's tonight?" Rarity squealed magicing a calender in front of herself to make sure it wasn't true. But, as she feared, it was. "I'm sorry, Fluttershy dear, I don't think I'll be able to make it."
"But Rarity you haven't gone out for days now. And Spike asked me to help with Clarity, I'm always happy to help, of course, but Rarity... This is the only bachelorette party Pinkie Pie will ever get, don't you feel you should be there for it?" Rarity looked from Fluttershy to the dress and back again.
"Oh! But I was just getting in the zone." She whined as she put down the sewing things and trotted defiantly towards the door. Fluttershy helped her fix her smeared make-up and brush her mane and soon, they were off.
"What is the point of a bachelorette party anyways?" Rainbow complained to Applejack, who was on her back as they zoomed across the dusky sky towards the bakery.
"The point is to say goodbye to the singles' way of life, Sugar cube." Applejack reminded her softly whilst hanging on for dear life. "Don't you remember your bachelorette party?"
"Neither of us-" Rainbow began but Applejack reminded her with a quick nibble on the back of her ear, where her ear met her head. AJ had only done that one other time before: their last night together before they were married.
They had agreed that neither of them wanted a bachelorette party, to Pinkie's disappointment. After Pinkie's mane deflated to hear the news; Rainbow and Applejack had desided on a wedding shower to make Pinkie feel better. A wedding shower for those of you who don't know, is a preparation party for a couple about to get married... At least, that's what Rainbow Dash and Applejack told Pinkie Pie.
The party was big like Pinkie Pie liked, and no pony noticed when Dash and AJ slipped out the back halfway through the party, which they both liked.
They had made it to Rainbow's cloudy home with Dash only crashing twice, which was impressive given the amount of frothy apple cider she had enjoyed. For those ponies who don't know, apple cider only foams when there's alcohol present in the mix.
"Good steering, Sugar cube." Applejack had hiccuped.
"Are you sure you don't want me to drop you off at Sweet Apple Acres?" Rainbow asked hesitantly through a slur of words she managed to string together.
"Are you kiddin'? Granny Smith and Big Mac would have tossed me out to keep me away from Applebloom if I showed up like this!" She waved a hove in front of her glassy-eyed face. Rainbow grabbed her hove then whispered.
"Applejack has been a bad pony." Applejack enjoyed this.
"Yes Eagle, say more." She egged on, pulling Rainbow towards the bedroom by her mane.
"You've been a naughty, naughty pony." Rainbow hiccuped as they staggered into the bedroom. They dropped onto the bed and laughed in loud unattractive bursts but this only turned them on more.
"If I'm been such a bad pony," Applejack began "What are you gonna do to me?"
"First, I'm gonna s-spank you." Rainbow managed then proceed to roll Applejack onto her side and smack her lightly then harder and harder as Applejack begged for more.
"All right you!" Applejack roared from beneath Rainbow when her butt was as red as her cutie mark.
"Now it's my turn!" She then pinned Rainbow down by placing her front hooves onto Rainbow's wings. She leaned down and purred "Have you been as bad a pony as I have?" Applejack teased by biting on the place where Rainbow's ear met her head.
"Yes." She moaned, loving the way Applejack's teeth felt in that spot.
"I can't hear you." Applejack cooed even softer, now barely biting at all.
"Yes!" Rainbow cried out, begging for more. Applejack obliged, and bit slightly harder. "More!" Rainbow ordered. Applejack did as she was told. This when on and on through the night and into the morning where they were greeted by each other as well as hangovers that rendered both of them useless.
"Welcome Ponies!" Pinkie Pie greeted them now as they touched down and wandered into the bakery.
"Wow Pinkie, you've really outdone yourself this time." Applejack noted in awe at the streamers of black and red, the cupcakes with little devil ponies on them, and mood light suggesting questionable character.
"Yeah, I looked something up in a magazine Rarity let me burrow." She held up a magazine with ponies posing in suggestive poses on the front. Rarity went red and pulled Pinkie's arm down along with the magazine.
"Uh if you never tell any pony that I owned it before you," Rarity whispered quickly in Pinkie's ear. "You can keep that."
"Really? Thanks Rarity!" Pinkie Pie hugged her before stuffing the magazine in her mane and bouncing off to greet the other guests.
"'Mares Have More Fun' huh?" Applejack teased Rarity as she went redder and redder.
"Spike was away for a trip to speak with the dragons about migrating for three months. Do you have any idea how long three months is after you get married?" Rarity reasoned only causing Rainbow Dash and Applejack to laugh. This caught Pinkie Pie's ear and she then thought about how often Cheese Sandwich was gone. "Of course you two laugh, you haven't been apart from each other for more than a day or two since you've been married yourselves." Rarity pointed out causing Rainbow to laugh harder while Applejack considered this.
"You're right Rarity, we haven't." Pinkie Pie turned to see Applejack wrap an arm around Rainbow's shoulder causing her to shut up instantly. "And I don't plan to now." She pronounced before coiling her lips around Rainbow's. Pinkie Pie turned away and squeezed her eyes to make sure no liquid escaped. Hearing Applejack's proclamation and realizing Cheese was never around as it was brought Pinkie Pie down from her party hosting high. That's way Fluttershy stepped up onto the makeshift stage in the center of the room and asked every pony to quite down.
"Now please every pony, I want to remind us why we are all here." Pinkie fluffed up her mane and tail and wiped her eyes before Fluttershy finished. "To celebrate Pinkie Pie's last days as a single mare, can you come here Pinkie?" To the whoops and cheers of the other mares, Pinkie trotted up onto the stage next to Fluttershy. "Pinkie, as your mare of honor, I will do my best to make your wedding-" Fluttershy was interrupted by a banging on the front door. "Oh my, who could that be?" Fluttershy asked the room as she told Pinkie to stay there as she made her way to the door. Other mares knew what was going to happen and were giggling with excitement.
"Hello?" Fluttershy asked on one side of the door.
"Open up this is the police!" A deep voice ordered on the other side of the door. Some of the mares that didn't know what was coming gasped and screamed while the ponies in the loop cheered and giggled.
"Oh my has someone been a bad pony officer?" Fluttershy inquired blushing and grinning as the others caught on. Rainbow nudged Applejack softly, remembering how they had been bad ponies around four years ago.
"Only if Pinkie Pie is in there." The voice called from the door. Pinkie suddenly found herself with tens of eyes on her and also found herself in a chair as Rainbow Dash provided before rushing back to Applejack's side.
"You dog." AJ purred in Rainbow's ear when she returned.
"Gotta make it authentic, right?" Rainbow replied as the door swung open to reveal a stallion dressed in a far too small and tight police pony's uniform. The other ponies drooled and laughed as he mounted the stage next to Pinkie Pie. The DJ pony in the back saw that as her cue and began the sexy music with the killer beat.