Gaspen: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled. I really want to hear who the defense thinks this fourth person was.
Nick: TAKE THAT! Larry Butz's Profile
Judge: I seem to remember this man from somewhere...
Nick: Of course, Your Honor. He's been a witness, a defendant, and a sub attorney.
Nick: Not that he was good at doing it.
Nick: No seriously, his 4th case testimony was so odd it turned around the whole case.
Nick: And remember 3-5 Bridge to the Turnabout? His testimony- or rather his-
Judge: *gavel slam*
Judge: What is your proof that Larry Butz was there?
Nick: TAKE THAT! Larry Butz's Scarf
Nick: This was at the crime scene.
Gaspen: OBJECTION!
Gaspen: Where are you going with this, Wrong?
Nick: Cookies...
Judge: Cookies?
Nick: are the key to this case.
Gaspen: OBJECTION!
Gaspen: Wrong, what are you mumbling about?
Nick: Take a look at the Court Record. You'll see a plate with the defendant's and the victim's fingerprints...
Nick: The court assumed this was the murder weapon, since of the fingerprint direction. However, there is one more way they could be holding it in this same way.
Nick: If the defendant was serving the victim cookies!
Gaspen: AUGH!
Gaspen: OBJECTION!
Gaspen: Then what was the murder weapon?
Nick: Easy. There wasn't one.
Gaspen: WHAT?
Judge: But there was blood at the crime scene!
Nick: Have you ever stubbed a toe, Your Honor?
Judge: Yes, I did yesterday, and it really hurt! And I got blood on the flo- OH!
Nick: I claim that the reason we never found the body at the scene is because the victim is the true culprit!
Gaspen: NNONONONNONONONOOOOOOOO!
Judge: What do you mean?
Nick: The victim tried to fake death long enough to give Ema Skye a large penalty- in life.
Nick: Permanent prison.
Gaspen: UBGECTEN!
Gaspen: Proof!
Nick: TAKE THAT! Gaspen Payne's Profile
Nick: As I was saying earlier, Gaspen Payne is the key to this case. He's always on his phone. What exactly is on his phone? Well, the key to the case!
Nick: Gaspen Payne... IS AN ACCOMPLICE!
Gaspen: THEV&KIBB(HK^UHK&*IJHFHGYGMFMF$UV$$J
Judge: To murder?
Nick: There was no murder, remember? He was an accomplice to faulted imprisoning!
Gaspen: QQQWWWEEERRRTTTYYYUUUIIIOOOPPPAAASSSDDDFFFGGGHHHJJJKKKLLLZZZXXXCCCVVVBBBNNNMMM
Judge: Gaspen is now in questioning.
Judge: I believe it's time to declare a verdict.
Judge: Any objections?
?: uh... objection!1111one!one1!11one1!
?: ...
?: Oopsy I forgot what I was going to say
Bailiff: Sir! Gaspen's getting away!
Judge: GET HIM!
A/N: Ok Chapter 1 was lame, but I think this could actually go somewhere!
Chapter 1 was to mainly establish the problem, and this kind of started you up on the main plot.
Also, everything that happened in court today will be established in a later chapter.
EdgeZiskaWright-
nice umbrellas...
The story's not a oneshot, but I can see where you might think that.
And sorry for the short first chapter to you and to everyone else!