Reborn

by JimBeamer5

Jayne Cobb has always been a mean, stupid hun dan, who only cares for himself and will turn on anyone – if the money's good enough. But is that true? Jayne is not who he appears to be, who is the real man behind the gruff mask?

13. Chapter 13

Chapter 11 - Safe

A/N: Sorry, but it's a very long Chapter. I've tried my best to proof read it and correct any errors. I may have missed one or two. Apologies.

Enroute to Jiangyin – Red Sun Border System – 24 September 2517

River popped up from behind the sofa. Simon couldn't see her, he had his back to her, and in any event he was busy with homework. Simon's homework was of no consequence to the six year old girl, she wanted to play.

"We're in trouble. We got cut off!" she cried as she ducked back behind the sofa.

"Cut off from what?" Simon asked as he continued to concentrate on his homework.

His little sister gave him her best 'boob' look as she climbed onto the sofa next to him.

"Our platoon, Simon. We got outflanked by the independent squad, and we're never going to make it back to our platoon." She looked at him earnestly. "We need to resort to cannibalism."

"That was fast. Don't we have any rations or anything?" he asked absentmindedly as he tapped away on his pad.

"They got lost. We're going to have to eat the men."

That finally got his attention, however he was annoyed at the continuing interruptions.

"Aren't you supposed to be practicing for your dance recital?"

"I learnt it all." The girl simply replied. "That's wrong." She said as she pointed to the eleven year old Simon's pad.

"It's from the book, River."

"No, the book is wrong." She replied. "This whole conclusion is fallacious."

Simon knew when he was defeated. He put his homework away and decided to humor his mei mei.

"So…how'd the independents cut us off?" he asked as her turned to her, smiling.

"They were using dinosaurs!" declared the young girl.

Her ge ge looked at her, incredulous.

"What are we going to do!" he mock panicked.

"Don't worry ge ge, Bao hu zhe will save us."

River woke up, smiling. It had been a nice dream. Simpler times. And she was sure her Bao hu zhe would come to save her, always. A warmth spread through her belly as she thought of Jayne. The big man's resistance was crumbling, of that she was sure; the young woman could feel that today was going to be a very good day indeed.

Later That Morning

Wash expertly piloted Serenity to a perfect landing, as usual. The Captain had decided to land the Firefly in a secluded area not far from one of the numerous towns and settlements that dotted this area of Jiangyin.

The arrival of the old mid bulk was not unnoticed, however.

The three Stark brothers were out huntin', and although it was rabbits they had caught, that weren't tha only thing they was after.

"You see that?" the eldest, Jacob, said to his two younger brothers as he motioned to Serenity with his knife. "Fancy vessel such as that don't land here 'less they got somethin' ta sell. And if it's somethin' we need…" he started as he ripped the skin off one of the hangin' rabbits, "we take it!"

Serenity – After Landing

The ramp was down and it was finally time ta get rid a these gorram cows. Serenity's Head a Security was also, for taday only, Serenity's Head Cattle Wrangler.

Herding tha last a them outta the cargo bay, he had ta laugh as the Doc, who was tryin' ever so hard to step around the cow pies, was spooked by one a tha cows and stumbled inta some Grade A cow go se.

"Bout time ya broke in them pretty shoes Doc!"

Said Doc was not amused and decided to ignore the ape man gone wrong.

"Yah! Get along!" Jayne cried as he smacked tha flank a one a tha cows.

Cap'n was amused, his ownself.

"Ya know, they walk just as easy if ya lead 'em."

"It's faster that way Mal. Besides, I like smackin' 'em!" Jayne smirked as he followed the last one inta the corral.

He'd just finished herdin' them down inta the main corral when he spotted tha jingling, sittin' on the ground starin' at one a the cows, who seemed ta be fair starin' back.

River was fascinated by the cow. Growing up, they weren't allowed to go near live animals of this size.

"Little soul, big world. Eat, sleep, and eat….many souls…"

Jayne smiled. Tha young woman looked happy, which was good enough reason ta be a mite happy his ownself.

The Cap'n had also noticed and had mosied on over.

"Cattle on tha ship three weeks," he said, turnin' ta Jayne, "she don't go near 'em. Suddenly we're on Jiangyin and she's got a drivin' need ta commune with tha beasts?"

Serenity's Head Wrangler was about ta answer when tha young woman in question piped up.

"They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be free, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are." River closed her eyes and leaned back, letting the sun warm her face.

It was a powerful pretty sight, and Jayne had ta resist the urge ta go and tell her so.

The Cap'n, meanwhile, shook his head and smiled.

"Is it bad what she said made perfect sense ta me?"

Jayne shook his head in reply, still thinkin' on how beautiful River looked with the sun reflectin' off her face. Damn if he didn't hafta to stifle a gulp.

"C'mon now. Let's get ya clear of tha work." Mal said as he advanced on River.

The Cap'n didn't make two steps afore a whiny voice interrupted his progress.

"What's going on? What are you doing?"

It were the Doc.

"I'm fixin' ta do some business. Can't be herdin' these steers and your sister, too."

"Aw c'mon Mal." Jayne started, "she ain't doin' no harm."

The Browncoat was not happy at bein' assaulted from two sides.

"I never figured she did. But when a man engages in clandestine dealin's, he has a preference for things bein' smooth."

"Right." Simon replied, "I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows…"

The Cap'n was angry, but damned if Tha Doc don't hold his ground thought Jayne.

Mal began ta walk Simon away from tha corral, he had some slightly illegal business ta do and didn't need the ships' medic and cook in tha way.

"I'm startin' ta think ya got a little too much time on your hands, doctor. I think I got a notion regarding' that. Inara and Kaylee have gone ta town for a look see, how about ya take ya sister for a little walk and join 'em?"

"A walk? It's probably best we stay close. Alliance has us marked as fugitives, after all."

Mal was unconvinced.

"Closest Alliance ship is the cruiser Magellan, hours out from here. And I promise you, they ain't comin' to a backwater like Jiangyin."

Jayne weren't so sure it was a good idea.

"Ya sure, Cap'n? We ain't never done business here afore."

For once, Simon agreed with the ape man.

"I agree, I'm not sure it's such a wise suggestion."

The Browncoat Cap'n had had enough.

"Might not wanna mistake it for a suggestion. Don't worry, we won't leave without ya." He said over his shoulder as he turned and walked away.

Both Simon and Jayne shared a look of concern, but the Captain's orders were to be followed. He gathered his sister and they started off for the town, River turning and giving Jayne a quick smile, and getting a quick wink in return.

It had been a while since she had left the ship, much less gone anywhere. And while she wished her Bao hu zhe could escort her, there were no clear threats forming in her mind, so she was sure she'd be safe with ge ge.

It was a decent walk for the pair, and Simon wasn't sure, exactly, where he was going. His sister, did, however, and she subtly guided them to where they would find Kaylee and Inara.

Serenity's mechanic and Registered Companion were currently located in a run down general store. Perhaps that was not quite fair, the whole town was fairly low quality for a Border Planet, so the general store was no worse than most.

Her ge ge bantered, badly, with Kaylee while Inara watched on. Quickly bored with that, the young women let her body wander the store, followed by her mind which she allowed to wander the local area.

Touching upon an abundance of delight, the girl's mind discovered something very interesting. Time to ditch ge ge and his awkward attempts at flirting and find something interesting to do.

Without actually sneaking out, the young woman nevertheless left the shop unobserved and headed towards something she was sure would be more interesting.

Well, that went well Simon thought sarcastically. He was quite taken with the young mechanic of the Firefly, but could not seem to do more than place his foot firmly in his mouth which each attempt to flirt with her.

Turning to see River, he was surprised when he did not.

"River?"

Main Corral – Same Time

The Grange brothers had arrived ta do tha deal. The Cap'n sauntered down from Serenity ta begin tha haggling process.

"Mornin' gentlemen. Ya must be tha Grange brothers. Hope you're in tha mood for beefsteak."

Jayne had his own role ta play in tha process.

"Attractive animals, ain't they?"

The older of the two Grange Brothers looked over the steers as he replied.

"T'ain't well fed. Scrawny."

Mal was unimpressed, and said so.

"Fei hua. Milk and hay, three times a day. Fed ta 'em by beautiful women."

Serenity's Head of Security was impressed as he remembered tha truth ta that.

"That was somethin' ta see!"

The hagglin' process continued. The askin' price was 30 per head. Grange Brothers wanted ta pay 20. Mal would be happy ta meet them at 25.

Nearby Town

River followed her mind's eye towards the source of her interest. It took her down and across the street, and she entered an alley just as Simon exited the general store.

He thought he caught a glimpse of her red sweater, but before he could pursue a veritable horde of local lawman approached him. Not able to follow his mei mei, and unable to run in any other direction less he seem exactly like what he was, on the run from the law, all he could do was wait it out until they passed.

Five strong, the local law came right at Simon, only to head into the general store Simon had just vacated.

The young Doctor was confident enough to give them a "Morning Officers!" as they passed, getting a hat tip from the last in line. Once they all passed, Simon bolted after his sister.

The alleys twisted and turned, and it was quite a while before he thought he found the right way.

Main Corral

The hagglin' process was almost complete. At one stage tha Grange Brothers had threatened ta walk away, but some harsh words from the Cap'n, and some harsh looks from tha Head a Security, had swayed them, and tha price was agreed at 25 per steer.

As the eldest of tha Grange's was handin' over tha cashy money, a stern voice rang out.

"Marcus and Nathaniel Grange! You are wanted in connection to the illegal killing of Rance Durbin. You are bound by law to stand down!"

The five lawman rushed out towards the Grange Brothers, and the two men of Serenity, guns drawn.

With no choice, Mal and Jayne raised their hands in surrender.

"Ya know," Mal started, "I'm startin' ta find this whole planet very uninvitin'."

"Yeah." Jayne simply replied through gritted teeth.

Town

The Doctor stumbled down the dimly lit alleyway towards the light at the end, hoping this one would be the one that lead him to his mei mei.

Looking out through the worn out empty sacks serving as a covering, he was indeed happy to see his sister was here, and immediately he could see what had drawn her here.

A stage had been set up in a greened, open area, musicians were playing lively music whilst people danced, watched by others perhaps awaiting their turn.

Simon decided to wait at the end of the alley and see what developed.

The music had indeed been the reason for River's interest. Everyone was so happy, and the music was simple but energetic, as was the dancing. Yes, this was something she could do while Bao hu zhe and The Captain completed their somewhat illegal business transaction.

The former junior ballerina listened to the beat, counted the steps, and as a large smile formed on her face she spun around and moved into the dance.

She was aware of her ge ge watching and it pleased her to see the smile that had also spread across his face.

Main Corral

Serenity's Captain and Head a Security were in a right pickle. They'd been disarmed by tha local law and were in danger a bein' hauled away.

The Sheriff dropped Jayne's gunbelt onto the ground with no respect.

"Aww, careful with that!" he grumped.

"It appears we have ourselves a situation." Mal whispered ta Jayne.

Tha Sheriff stormed over and got inta Mal's personal space.

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Just a bystander." Cap'n was playin' it real cool like.

"This your beef?"

"No Sir," The Cap'n started, "you're lookin' at tha proper owners right there." He finished as he pointed ta tha Grange Brothers.

"Mm-hmm." said the Sheriff, turnin' ta tha Grange Brothers. "I'd like to see some papers on that cattle."

Suddenly, Granger the Younger grabed a pistol off one a tha deputies, punchin' him ta the ground as he did it. He leveled the stolen pistol at the Sheriff but before he could fire the pistol was shot outta his hand by Zoe, who had taken a position in overwatch high on the hill near the old Firefly.

Older Granger, not ta be outdone, pulled a hidden pistol from his boot and began ta fire wildly.

Bullets were flyin' everywhere by this stage as chaos ensued.

Serenity's duo, still unarmed, dropped ta the ground and started ta crawl towards their own weapons – and the cashy money dropped earlier by Older Granger.

"Here we go." Jayne remarked as he reached for Boo.

The Cap'n was more angry at the typical turn of events.

"Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?"

Town

River could feel some anxiety from Bao hu zhe over their tenuous mental link, but there was a large amount of amusement there also, so the young woman continued to dance, sure that Jayne would be able to handle what was, for them, a routine transaction.

Spinning and twirling, it had been a long time since she had felt so comfortable in public, allowing herself to be completely immersed in the dance.

The music was being played faster and faster, and she twirled and spun in time to match. It was exhilarating.

Main Corral

Jayne had had enough of this go se.

His job was ta defend tha ship and everythin' and everyone on it. Time this fight was ended, right quick.

Leavin' the Cap'n in relative safety with the cashy money, Jayne crawled around tha corral slowly, finally getting' in a position somewhat behind the ruttin' Grange Brothers.

It was a dangerous place ta be, what with the gorram Law shooting at 'em from all angles, but enough was more than enough.

One of tha Brothers went down, tha big man didn't care which one, so that left him an openin'. He launched himself at tha other Grange Brother, tacklin' him ta the ground.

The Sheriff and his Deputies then converged on the now hapless Grange Brothers.

Doin' a head check whilst the gorram Grange's were bein' arrested, Jayne came up one short.

The Cap'n had come ta tha same conclusion, and as he and Jayne muscled their way past tha lawmen they saw a harrowin' sight.

Book was down, hit in tha upper shoulder, a large amount a blood had already pooled under Tha Shepherd.

Serenity's Cap'n, and Head a Security, were stunned.

Town

The young psychic was continuing to dance merrily when a massive wave of distress came over the link with Bao hu zhe. Someone had been badly injured! Thankfully not Jayne, and as her steps faltered she concentrated on her link to try and get more information.

No, not Bao hu zhe, but the Man With the Book of Lies. Shepherd Book.

Simon! They would need ge ge or The Shepherd may die.

Still standing by the entrance to the dark alleyway, Simon was disappointed to see his sister's steps waver, fearing that she was about to have an episode.

Before he was able to go to her, he was grabbed from behind and pulled back into the shadowy alley. Unable to escape or offer any meaningful resistance, his humiliation was complete when a Hessian back was roughly placed over his head.

River was once again hit by a substantial feeling of misery, this one much closer. That could only be ge ge!

Turning to where she knew he would be, she was shocked to see that he was missing. Now completely confused, afraid, and alone, she stumbled off the stage and wandered off in a daze, the twin assault of negative waves from Bao hu zhe and ge ge completely overloading her still fragile mind.

Main Corral

Shepherd Book lie gravely wounded on tha ground, and it seemed tha Lawmen didn't care none. They was only interested in tha Grange Brothers, not in them that helped 'em be caught.

"Jayne, get a stretcher!" the Cap'n ordered.

It weren't far ta the old Firelfy, and Jayne was back with tha stretcher inside a

few short minutes, Mal doin' as best he could ta slow the bleedin' some.

When the big man returned, they carefully loaded Book onta tha stretcher and got him back ta tha ship, quick like. Meeting Lil Kaylee on tha way in.

"What's goin' on?" she cheerfully asked. Her face fell as she saw the state of tha Shepherd. "Oh my God! Shepherd? Shepherd, can ya here me?"

Tha two men, with Zoe in trail, rushed past tha young mechanic and headed straight for tha Infirmary. As they carefully laid Book onta tha examination table, Jayne was mighty worried.

"Don't look good." He told his Cap'n.

The Browncoat didn't reply as he headed for tha intercom, he needed Wash.

"Wash, get down ta the Infirmary Ma shong!" he ordered, and then turned ta Zoe and Jayne. "We gotta try and stop this bleedin',"

Zoe cut off Book's shirt as Mal ran ta his bunk ta get the drug bag. When he got back The Shepherd weren't breathin'. Maybe they was too late.

The Preacher's back suddenly arched as he went inta convulsions, Jayne held him down while Zoe and Mal injected him with a smoother.

"He ain't dead," The Cap'n began, "but he is bad off. Now we gotta see what we can do ta help him."

Wash was shocked as he entered the Infirmary, for once his quick wit had abandoned him.

Mal was glad Wash had come so quick, there was a vital errand that needed runnin'.

"Wash, I want ya ta go ta town. Take tha Mule. See if ya can't find that sha gwa of aDoctor."

Not needing any further motivation, the pilot rushed off to do his best to find the young Doctor.

Forest Not Far From Town

Led roughly by the three Stark Brothers, the young Doctor in question stumbled through the forest, unsure of what was going on, but knowing he was outnumbered and that resistance was futile.

"Faster!" the eldest, Jacob ordered his two brothers. "Want ta get ta the wagon and be back there 'fore dark."

"Get where?" Simon asked, getting no reply. "Where are we going!" He was sure he had been captured by men who would turn him in to the Alliance.

"Shut up!" Jacob ordered.

Simon, as usual, had trouble taking orders.

"If it's ransom you want, I…..I can arrange something."

"No talking!" the kid just didn't get it.

"Look, you don't understand." Simon continued, "My sister…"

Tha middle Stark, Liam, had had enough of tha too talkative young doctor, and fair punched him in tha face, sendin' the pansy ass spralin' ta tha ground.

Edge of the Forest – Earlier

River had stumbled off the stage in a daze, soon finding herself on the edge of a forest. Tripping over a fallen branch, she landed on her petite behind with a thud. The jolt of pain knocked her out of her stupor, and she took a few moments to regain some semblance of cohesive thought.

She was on the edge of a forest, alone. There was an emergency on the ship, Book was seriously injured and Simon was required. Unfortunately, ge ge had been taken. Alliance? The young woman shivered at the thought. Concentrating her mind she could find no sign of any Alliance personnel.

So, not Alliance, but taken nonetheless. The priority was to find him and return to the ship to save the Shepherd. Almost wishing her Academy battle training was not disabled as it had been by the entrance of Bao hu zhe into her life, she dismissed the thought immediately. That she would not change for anything.

That just left her emerging gun hand skills…..however she had not been able to take Ingrid off the ship. Bao hu zhe had decided, and she had agreed, that as the Captain had acquiesced and would allow weapons training after the illegal transaction had been completed, that they would not risk his ire by a potential discovery of the small gun on her person. So it remained on the Type 3 mid bulk transport. Not optimal, even empty she could have used it to effect an escape, perhaps.

Finding ge ge would be easy enough. Perhaps combined they would have a better overall chance at escape? Opening her mind, she quickly located Simon's direction of travel and calculated an intercept course.

It wasn't too long before they crossed paths, nevertheless the young psychic was tired, both mentally and physically.

Simon was horrified to see his mei mei appear on the rough trail directly in front of him.

"No. Oh, no." he cried as he broke free from the Stark brothers and raced to his sister, with all three brothers in hot pursuit.

"Get 'im!" Jacob yelled.

"River! No run!"

"Found you!" his mei mei replied, too spent to do anything else.

"GO!"

But it was to no avail. Soon the three Stark brothers had nabbed both Serenity's medic, and her cook.

"Bring her!" the eldest directed, as they set off again for their hidden wagon.

Serenity Cargo Bay – Same Time

Kaylee was surprised when Wash came steamin' inta the cargo bay on the Mule, all alone.

"Where's the Doctor? Why ain't he with ya?"

Wash shook his head as he got off the Mule.

"He wasn't in town. Wasn't anywhere."

"He was in town." The mechanic replied. "Him and River was with us. I can show you…"

"Town's not that big, Kaylee." The little man interrupted. "Believe me when I say he wasn't there."

"What about tha girl?' Jayne asked as he looked up.

"No sign of her either."

Jayne was immediately worried. He knew it weren't a good idea to send tha two Tam's off alone. Well, they was supposed ta stay with Kaylee and Inara, but it seemed the Doc had yet again made an ass a himself, and Lil Kaylee had stormed off. What she saw in that hun dun was beyond him.

He tuned back in as he heard Wash's theory.

"Looks like maybe they got snatched."

"Kidnapped?" Inara asked.

"I went by the Sherrif's office." Wash explained. "Seems settlers in the hills take people sometimes. Usually tradesmen and the like."

The Cap'n was thoughtful.

"And know they got themselves a doctor….and we don't. We're goin'…" Mal said as he went ta lock the cargo bay door.

Kaylee was stunned. In fact Jayne wasn't too far behind his ownself.

"What are you doing?" she yelled at her Cap'n. "What about Simon and River?"

"Forget them." The Capn's mind was made up. "We already lost two people today. If I can help it, we won't lose a third."

"Cap'n?" Jayne said as he took Mal's arm. "We can't leave those two here alone. Wouldn't last a day even if they ain't been takin' by hill folk already."

Mal shook his arm free.

"Are you volunteerin' ta go find 'em?"

The Head a Security looked tha Cap'n fair in tha eye.

"I am." he simply said.

"Alright." Tha Browncoat said, a little taken aback at tha answer he received. Truth be told, it weren't what he was expectin' ta hear. But on a few seconds reflection, maybe it was. "Alright." He repeated, louder this time. "We're leavin' ta get help, in one minute. Grab what ya can, and then git. Find 'em, and keep 'em safe until we return, dong ma?"

"Yes Cap'n" Jayne replied as he ran ta tha closest supply locker. He need ta travel light, so no extra weaponry. Bed roll, blanket, and couple a canteens, Jayne grabbed his jacket and with one last nod at Mal he was out tha cargo bay door and gone.

Serenity's Captain watched him go for a few moments, before turnin' ta tha little pilot an orderin' Wash ta get the bird inta the air.

Forest

The Stark's continued to drive the Tam's forward, to parts unknown.

"We're lost." River stated. "Lost in the woods."

"It's going to be ok." Simon replied. "They'll find us. Once the Captain realizes what happened, they'll come."

Suddenly, a large roar could be heard in the distance, and soon after an old Firefly Type 3 mid bulk, Serenity herself, appeared in the sky clearly heading for The Black.

The Stark's were amused by the sight.

"See there?" Jacob said as he patted Simon on tha shoulder. "No one's comin' for ya. Ya just keep movin'."

Simon was bewildered as the ship rose quickly into the air, and was more so when he turned to his mei mei to see a large smile spreading across her face.

"Don't worry ge ge." the young woman whispered. "Bao hu zhe will save us."

Serenity – Bridge – Four Hours Later

There had been much discussion on where ta take Tha Shepherd for tha urgent medical help he needed. All options were too far – except one.

On the Bridge of the old Firefly, the pilot was feeling apprehensive.

"You sure this is where you wanna be?" he asked his Captain.

"Oh, I'm fairly certain it ain't." Mal replied as he looked out tha window at a sight that was becomin' all too familiar as of late.

The former Independent had come ta tha closest place he was sure medical help of tha right kind would be located – the Alliance Cruiser Magellan.

It stuck in his craw somethin' fierce that he had ta come here, but he had no choice. Shepherd was a good man and deserved a chance at stayin' livin'.

"Be sure to ask nicely." he told Wash.

Shaking his head, Wash activated the comm..

"Alliance Cruiser Magellan, this is Firefly Transport Serenity, requesting permission for docking."

The response was immediate.

"Firefly Transport Serenity, stand by for docking orders."

Once they had docked the Purplebellies wasted no time boarding the old Firefly. They were none too friendly, and didn't seem interested at all in helping care for the Shepherd. That is, until the gravely injured Shepherd weakly, but firmly, demanded the Alliance Officer scan his ID card.

Once that was done, their attitude turned completely around. They rushed The Shepherd aboard the massive Cruiser, straight to their Sick Bay where they expertly began the process of saving the man of God.

Mal was perplexed at tha sudden turn around. He was right creepafied, truth be told. Seems there was more ta Book than tha old Shepherd let on. Well, they'd be words ta be had once tha man was recovered enough to hear 'em.

Jiangyin – Late Afternoon

After a relatively short walk in which River had made herself busy, the Stark's bundled the Tam's into a wagon they had hidden. It was a long journey, several hours, and as the sun dropped low into the horizon they came upon a fairly decent sized community.

The wagon slowed as it entered the main square and was soon surrounded by the townsfolk.

"Look what we got!" Jacob Stark yelled. "Got ourselves a doctor. A real doctor! Stand up straight." he ordered a shocked Simon.

This was not what the young medico was expecting at all. What he was expecting was to be handed over to the Alliance, and he was relieved that this didn't appear to be the case. But he was appalled that he had apparently been kidnapped by "hill folk" to become their new doctor. Literally lost for words the fancy Core doctor could only stare at the collection of dirty townsfolk staring at him.

River was still utterly unconcerned, and had decided to treat the whole experience as an adventure, at least for now.

Jiangyin – Four Hours Earlier

Jayne Cobb strode back inta tha small town with purpose. He thought of hisself as the best gorram tracker in the 'Verse, and was sure he'd find tha jingling, and her pansy ass bother, in no time flat.

A quick check of all tha likely places had, however, proven Wash right. There was no sign a them. Anywhere.

Well, he'd tried inconspicuous, time to pound on the townsfolk some until he got some answers.

Luckily he had a startin' place. Lil Kaylee had mentioned that tha last place she'd seen tha Tam's was tha general store. Tha old man who ran tha store didn't know much, just muttered somethin' about seein' the young Core man follow after his sister over yonder, down towards some dilapidated alleyways.

It was a lead, a sorts, and it wasn't long before Jayne thought he had tha right place, he could hear it plainly.

Music, and by the sounds a things, dancin'. Exactly tha kind a thing that would draw tha jingling.

A course ya just couldn't grab someone and pound on 'em until they talked. Least ya couldn't here. Not yet, anyways. Spyin' an old woman sittin' in tha shade out past tha band, he decided ta try his luck there. Old biddy would know everthin' that went on.

"Afternoon Maam." He said as he doffed his hat. "Mighty fine day for a shindig."

Tha old lady said nothin', just looked him up and down.

"I'm lookin' fer a young woman, and her fancy brother. Girl's about yay high," he said as he motioned with his hand, "with long brown hair and wearin' a red sweater. Ya seen her?"

"Mayhaps." Tha old lady finally said. "What's it to ya?"

"She's my girl." he automatically responded. "Gets confused at times and gets lost. Fancy guy is her brother, supposed ta look after her."

"I ain't sure if I seen her son." the old lady lied. She knew exactly who tha big man was askin' about, but who knows who he really was? "Why 'fore ya think she'd be here?"

Jayne motioned over ta the stage, where the dancin' was still in full swing.

"She loves ta dance. Figure she heard the music and mosied on over."

"She a good dancer then?"

"Yep, sure is!" Jayne couldn't keep tha pride outta his voice or tha smile off his face.

That, more than anythin', convinced tha old lady ta come clean.

"Ya know son, I think I did see her. She was a good dancer all right, kinda lost her way near the end and just plain stopped. Thought it was a bit weird."

"Yeah she does that." tha smile dropped from his face.

"She headed off over yonder," the old woman pointed towards tha forest, "didn't see no fancy Core man though."

Jayne's didn't really care none about the Doc. He'd find him after he had River safe.

"Much obliged." Jayne said as he doffed his hat again, then hurried tawards tha spot in tha forest tha old biddy had indicated.

It didn't take long ta pick up tha jingling's trail, the boots he'd got her on Persephone showed that clear enough. In fact he was disappointed. He thought he'd taught her better than this. Any idiot coulda followed this trail.

One pair a combat books were soon joined by signs a fancy shoes, and then right away three sets a other boots.

So looks like River, Pansy Ass Brother, and three hostiles.

Tha trail was even easier ta follow now, but somethin' twigged and his faith was restored in tha girl, and in his teachin'. It was fair clear that she was leavin' a deliberate trail for him ta follow, and she'd been busy. He didn't need it none, not really, but did make the trackin' a mite faster, truth be told.

His hopes were pretty high that he'd come across them soon, tha tells were pretty fresh after all. Well, hopes were made for dashin', and it appeared ta be the case here.

Tha trail led to what had clearly been where a wagon had been sittin'. It weren't here no more, a course, and it'd be mighty hard ta catch up with a wagon on foot.

Still, a wagon had ta stay mostly ta tha roads, such as they were, so should be easy ta follow.

The big man set off at his best speed, hopin' that it were gonna be fast enough.

After about an hour or so, he was getting' right angry. Trail was still there, but it seemed ta go on and on.

Soon after, he spied a homestead. A horse! That's what he needed. He was gonna beg, borrow, or steal hisself one, yessir!

Hopes were dashed yet again as he got closer ta tha homestead. Abandoned.

Now downright ornery, he cussed and was about ta hit tha trail again when he caught sight of a ….. bicycle. Abandoned it's ownself, it would have ta do. Only it weren't no full size bi-cycle, it were fer youngun's, by tha looks.

Jayne decided then and there he didn't care none about looks, he had ta get ta …his girl…quick like.

So lookin ri-diculous, he took off in pursuit on his newly acquired, previously abandoned, bi-cycle made fer youngun's.

Hill Folk Village – Late Afternoon

The Doctor and the Cook had spent about an hour with the Patron of the Village. He'd asked them many questions, more on their capabilities than anything else, and once he was satisfied they were shown to their new lodgings.

"In here." Jacob Stark said as he led the Tam's into the makeshift hospital. "I don't figure it's as fancy as you're used to, but it's what we got."

Simon was horrified at what he saw. River was still unconcerned.

"I got you a doctor." Jacob called out, and what appeared to be a nurse straightened up and looked over.

"Oh, praise the Lord." She answered.

"Doralee here," Jacon began as he motioned ta the young black woman, "is a teacher and knows some nursin', she'll show ya what's what."

"What's your name?" she asked the Core doctor.

"Simon." River answered for him.

"Well, hello there. Who are you?" she asked the young woman.

"This is River." Simon now answered for her.

"She's the Doc's sister, and a cook. She'll be helpin' out in tha kitchen. I'll leave her here with ya'll and fetch her later when it's time ta help in tha kitchen." Jacob finished, turned and left, his job done for now.

"River, just, uh, sit down." Simon ordered as he guided his mei mei to a bench in the corner. With his sister seated and calm, for now, Simon turned his attention to Doralee. "Has there been, uh..is there a sickness here?"

"Nothing especially. Just people get sick or injured. Mostly people heal on their own, but sometimes…"

"Sometimes you need a doctor." Decision made, he took charge. "Bring me light, and any supplies you have."

About another hour or so had passed as Simon attended to the patients in his little "hospital".

There hadn't been anything of an urgent or serious nature, for which he was grateful, but still he provided the best care he could with what meager supplies they had.

He'd been so engrossed in his work that he had forgotten about River, for the most part. Turning to right that particular oversight, he panicked when he saw she was no longer in the room.

Rushing outside, he found her backed against the wall of the hospitable as one of the hill folk, who Simon recognized as the youngest Stark brother, Owen, tried to talk to her.

"Ya sure are pretty." He smirked at the young woman as he advanced further inta her personal space.

"Leave her alone!" Simon cried, but as he went to move towards his sister, he was held back by the middle Stark, Liam.

"Doctor, girl ya sister's age is a rare commodity round these parts. We need youngun's as much as anything else. My brother here, well he ain't got no woman. So we figures ya sister and him would make a mighty fine couple."

"You and me are gonna have some mighty fun times tagether." Owen continued, as he went ta grab the frightened younger Tam.

Helpless, Simon could only watch on as his sister….. smiled. A huge, genuine, grin. Simon was totally confused. Could she really be happy to be in this situation?

Owen took her smile as the green light ta continue, however as he grabbed tha young woman an almighty roar rang out as a giant came out of nowhere, knockin' both Stark brothers on their respective asses.

"GET YOUR RUTTIN' HANDS OFF MY…." Jayne Cobb yelled, well past angry and inta furious territory, but still faltered when it came ta describin' just what she was ta him.

"Wife." River supplied, and Jayne hungrily accepted the situation.

"…WIFE!" the giant finished, as he spun around ta cover his new wife with his bulk.

Owen had got over his original shock and got up, which was a mistake as Jayne grabbed him by the throat and fair lifted him off the ground. That only lasted a second or two as Jacob pulled out a pistol and cocked it.

"Drop him." Jacob ordered.

Jayne did exactly that, and roughly, Owen landin' in a heap and this time he stayed down.

The commotion had brought a passel a people over, includin' The Patron.

"Who is this?' he demanded.

"Seems ta be our new cooks husband." Jacob replied, still holdin' a gun on Jayne.

"Where did he come from?" The Patron asked.

Jayne Cobb weren't gonna let no hill folk feh feh pi gu boss him around, time ta take charge.

"Ya took what's mine. I came for it. And we're leavin'." As he took River's hand and went ta move, more guns were trained on him.

"No Son, this is your new home. We need a doctor, and an extra cook is always welcome. And you, would make an excellent laborer!" The Patron had decided what was to be.

Are these hill folk feng le? Just say somethin' and that makes it so? Like sayin' ya got a wife his brain helpfully supplied.

"Disarm him." The Patron ordered, Jacob Stark happy ta comply with his Patron's wishes.

Jayne was about to resist when River squeezed his hand. She knew they were outgunend and outmatched, for now. Better to play along. At least she and Simon were now safe, she was sure her new Zhang fu would be able to perform that duty admirably.

Serenity's Head a Security lost Boo and Binky, and he were none too pleased about that.

"I know it's hard to accept.' The Patron started. "But you three are needed here. In time you will see that I speak the truth. Jacob, escort the Doctor to his quarters and our new couple to theirs. They all have had a long day. We will bring you some food later, rest and tomorrow we will start the process of bringing you fully into our family."

Yep, definitely feng le Jayne thought as the three were led away ta start their new lives.

Alliance Cruiser Magellan – Same Time

The Alliance folk had been real nice, mostly, and had allowed The Cap'n and his First Mate ta observe tha procedure bein' performed on their Shepherd.

"So what do ya figure Sir?" Zoe asked as she turned ta Mal. "Shepherd's got some kinda connection to tha Alliance?"

"I know what it looks like. Still, it would surprise me if'n he did."

"See, that's my whole problem with pickin' up tourists." Zoe continued. "They ain't never what they claim to be."

Mal was thinkin' tha same thing his ownself.

"Seems like everyone's got a tale ta tell."

Soon enough, the surgeon came out and gave them the good news – Shepherd was most probably going to make a full recovery. He'd need a period of observation however.

Before Mal could clarify that, the Magellan's Commander entered Sick Bay.

"Doctor, I've received your report. Good work. How long do you think?"

"Three, maybe four days."

The two former Independants were confused.

"For the period of observation." The Alliance Doctor clarified.

The Cap'n was immediately relieved.

"Sure, we'll make real sure we keep a good eye on tha Shepherd."

His relief was short lived.

"I'm sorry Captain," The Alliance medico began, "the patient will need to remain under our observation for a minimum of three days. Most likely four."

"Well, we'll just continue our run and once we're done we'll come back and pick up our wayward Shepherd."

"I'm also sorry." Magellan's Commander interrupted as two of his men, fully armed, entered Sick Bay. "Your ship was a guest of Commander Harken of the Majestic not too long ago. He noted some irregularities in your paperwork, and in your ship for that matter. It appears he didn't have time for a thorough and proper inspection. Your ship and crew will remain with us until I am satisfied that all is above board. I'm sure my men will be able to complete their investigation in the three or four day observation period."

Mal and Zoe were shocked, but not really surprised. The ruttin' Alliance lived ta control all folk. There was a danger they'd try and exercise their control if Serenity came ta them for help. It seems they was bent on doin' just that.

The former Browncoat was happy they didn't have nothin' illegal onboard, whether it be goods or Tam's, so the Purplebellies could search but thankfully there was nothin' ta find.

A 'course now they weren't getting' back ta Jiangyin any time soon. He'd have ta trust his Head a Security had the situation in hand.

Hill Folk Village – "Cobb House"

"I don't see why you claimed my sister as your wife Jayne."

They'd told Simon ta wait here until they came fer 'im.

"Well Doc, it were her idea, and a good one at that. You," he jabbed a finger inta the Doc's chest, "where tha one who said she was ya sister. So you couldn't be her 'husband'. Or would ya rather one a tha hill folk had his paws on her right now?"

Jayne was getting' angry again, he was powerful hungry, he'd lost Boo and Binky, and the idiot Doc's attitude weren't helpin' none.

Simon's reply was cut off by a knock on the door. Surprised that there were actual manners to be had here, he turned and opened the door. It was Doralee, hands full with pots of food.

"The Patron has allowed you all to take a meal together here for your first night." She said as she put the pots down on the kitchen table. "We usually eat together, and this will start tomorrow. I will come in one hour Doctor and escort you to your quarters."

The Doctor nodded his thanks as the 'nurse', and her armed escort, more likely their guard, turned and left.

"Grub!" Jayne rubbed his hands together and reached fer tha pot, only ta have his hand smacked away by his 'wife'.

"Manners, zhang fu!" River scowled. Go and wash up, you too Simon. I have already washed my hands. I will prepare the meal whilst you two wash yours."

The look on her face brooked no argument.

"Fine." They both grumped as they moved to do what they were told.

River smiled at the recalcitrant men. Her men. Humming as she set the food out, she was actually happy. The setting was non optimal, however she was going to be able to spend a considerable amount of time alone with a rather large, and rather handsome, Head of Security. There were worse ways to pass the time in this strangest of captivities.

Dinner passed in relative silence, each alone with their own thoughts. After dinner was cleared away, escape plans were discussed.

"Cap'n will find us eventually, mebbe tomorrow, so we'll just lay low and do as we's told until he comes for us. No trouble makin', dong ma?" he said, as much to hisself as the Tam's.

The hour expired, and right on time Doralee was back to take the Core doctor away.

"Look after her Jayne." He implored as he was forced to leave his sister in the care of the ape man gone wrong.

Jayne nodded, but it was River who answered.

"Jayne is a good zhang fu, ge ge. You need not worry." even though she knew that he would fret over her well being all night long.

Simon got a kiss on the cheek for his trouble as he was escorted away.

After he left, the 'married' couple took a moment to engage in a staring contest, as they often did. This time, River broke first, and quickly moved in to hug her 'husband'.

There were no losers in this game, only winners, and he enveloped her with his massive arms, resting his chin on top a her head.

"Well, I didn't expect tha day ta end like this." He said, and he could feel her noddin' inta his chest.

The young woman broke away slightly and smiled up at her 'husband'.

"Are you not pleased zhang fu?"

"No need ta call me that when no one can hear woman!" He complained with no heat. "I'm pleased ya safe, and I 'spose fer ya pansy ass brother too, but I ain't pleased we's stuck with these feng le hill folk."

"Things could be worse." She simply stated, and she was right.

"Seems we got a long day ahead a us tomorrow, and I'm beat, gonna turn in."

River nodded and yawned, excited at the prospect of 'sleeping' with Jayne, but also tired both mentally and physically.

They explored tha bedroom together, one smallish bed, wardrobe with an odd collection a clothes, and a bathroom attached. There was a water tank mounted high outside, so that provided some runnin' water. There was a basin, a small tub, and a septic tank toilet.

"Prepare for sleep zhang fu, I will need to change for bed." She pushed him into the bathroom, closed the door, and then selected a simple white nightie to sleep in.

Jayne soon returned, notin' that tha young woman was already in tha bed. He usually slept in just boxers, if anythin' at all, but tonight was different. It had ta be. He looked over the paltry clothes in the wardrobe, notin' that most of tha stuff wouldn't fit. There was an oversized shirt, well for a normal man anyways. It would kinda fit, sorta, and he took it inta the bathroom ta change. He rinsed his own shirt and pants while he was there, puttin' on tha shirt and keepin' his boxers on. Would have ta do.

"Hurry zhang fu." The jingling called, "the light is weakening and the atmosphere is cooling rapidly."

"Ok, ok, keep ya gorram shirt on woman!" he called back, instantly regrettin' his turn a phrase.

As he walked back inta the bedroom proper, he could see tha light was fadin' fast, but it sure made the jingling look like an angel.

Said Angel beamed a beautiful smile at him as she patted the bed next to her.

"Time for sleep cycle, zhang fu."

He gulped as he sat down on tha bed, then moved under tha covers.

"Now ya know we ain't really married right?"

She gave him her best 'boob' look.

"Must keep up appearances at all times. Must not be discovered that marriage is a fabrication. I do not wish to get friendly with the male denizens of this village."

Tha young woman had a fair point. They was prolly safe here, but ya never knew who could be spyin' at any time.

"Fine. But ya stay on your side of the bed and I stay on mine, dong ma?"

"Wu dong, zhang fu."

"Good." Jayne lay down and turned his back on tha young genius, and tried ta get some sleep.

River smiled at his back. Baby steps.

It was dark when Jayne woke, not sure how long he'd been sleepin'. He'd hogged the blankets, and he could he the jingling's teeth chatterin', and she was shiverin'.

"I am sorry to wake you zhang fu. I am very cold but I have stayed on my side of the bed as you asked."

Tha big man felt like the biggest hun dun a all time.

Turnin' ta face her, tha way she looked made him feel even worse.

"C'mere" he said as he opened his arms. River immediately slid over the space between them and inta his arms. "Just ta keep ya warm. No funny business, dong ma?"

He could feel her noddin' inta his chest. Good.

It weren't long before they were both fast asleep, River safe, warm, and comfortable in the arms of the man she was sure she was beginning to love.

Hill Folk Village – "Cobb House" - Next Morning Day 2

Jayne woke with a start. Someone was bangin' on tha door. He didn't wanna move, he had an armful a jingling and it just felt right. She'd turned in tha night and he was spoonin' her, her hair smelt real nice…and she was warm and soft. Dang was she soft…..

He mentally shook his head, if he continued those thoughts part a hisself ain't gonna be soft fer too much longer.

And someone was bangin' on tha door.

Gently releasin' his 'wife', he stormed outta tha bedroom and wrenched open tha door.

"What?!" he demanded of the two folks standin' there. The ever present guard, a 'course, and a middle aged woman he hadn't seen a'fore.

"Well, that ain't welcomin'" she said. "Name's Keisha, I run tha kitchen. Your missus will be workin' for me. She's a cook. a'in't she?"

"Yeah, why 'fore ya bangin' on tha door though?"

"Time for getting' breakfast ready. She's gotta come now, start her day."

"The hell she is." Jayne replied, but before he could continue the petite cook gracefully sauntered out of the bedroom, all dressed and ready ta work.

"I am ready, zhang fu. Must perform my duties if I am to contribute to the community."

"Why she talk so funny?" Keisha asked. "She from the Core or somethin'?"

"Yeah, what of it?" Jayne crossed his arms in defiance. "Ya think the Core Doc's sis ain't gonna be from tha Core too?"

Keisha shook her head and grabbed River by the hand.

"Let's go little one, I'll show ya the ropes. Leave old grumpy guts here."

"I'm comin' with." Grumpy guts stated. "Need ta know where my woman is gonna be workin'. Besides, I a'int seen much a the place yet." Wouldn't hurt ta do a little recon.

"Suit yourself." Keisha said as she pulled River along. "Ya need ta see where ya gonna be workin' ya ownself anyway."

Jayne followed as Keisha led them ta the kitchen.

She gave River instructions on what to do. River didn't need them. What she didn't know already she'd just pull from Keisha's mind, but she played along.

After watchin' the process for a while, Jayne was satisfied with what he saw. Provided there weren't too many people around, and provided no one tried ta touch her, she shouldn't throw a fit.

River of course was using the now much stronger mental link she had with Jayne to keep an even keel. She would be fine as long as he was.

Breakfast was served as Jayne was introduced ta his new team mates. He'd be workin' on a team diggin'…septic pits.

"Even here I can't get away from septic duty." He grumbled ta hisself.

River was a cook, she didn't need to clean up. So once the meals were prepared and cooked, her job was done. She was told she could do whatever she wanted with her spare time, so she spent the rest of the day spilt between spending time with Simon, for which he was most agreeable, and watching Jayne work. How she loved to watch her zhang fu work!

No doubt other domestic duties would intrude on her time at some stage, but for today her card was full.

Hill Folk Village – "Cobb House" – After Dinner

They still had guards posted outside their house, as Simon did, but he was allowed to visit, again, for a short while before he had to return to his own quarters.

Jayne had spent tha day workin' hard, and wanted a bath. River said she would warm some water for him over the fire, it wouldn't be much but better than stone cold.

He'd also been spendin' the day on recon, memorizin' tha lay of tha land.

Simon was worried. There was no sign as yet of the others.

"I would have thought we would have seen the ship today."

"Well, that depends on how far they had ta go ta get help. Shepherd was in a mighty bad way, they would have gone ta the closest place."

Simon frowned at that. He should have been there to help.

"Greenleaf at the outside. That's ten hours from here at full burn. Dependin' on how long ta fix the Shepherd, call it 30 hours round trip max. Then they gotta find us. Should be tomorrow."

Jayne was pleased with his analysis, Simon was still worried.

"And if they don't come tomorrow?"

"Have faith ge ge."

"I do mei mei, I just want a plan in case they don't arrive." He also wanted ta get his mei mei away from the ape man, but curiously his sister didn't seem any worse for wear at all in being forced to spend her time with him.

"Well, Doc, we're in a right pickle there. I could easily escape, my ownself. Take the jingling here, prolly too. An extra cook is nice but ain't so important. So they might not bother ta come look fer us"

Simon nodded, not missing the pet name the ape man had for his mei mei. Curious.

"But you, Doc, you is real important ta them. We could escape, easy enough, but every man and his dog would be out lookin' fer us. They know the area, we don't. They'll get us eventual like."

"So what do we do?"

"We wait. Mal I'll be along, I'm sure a it."

The Core Bred Pansy Ass nodded again, but wasn't sure at all. His escort arrived before anything else could be decided, it would have to wait until tomorrow.

Goodnights were said, and company was parted.

The bedtime routine fer River and Jayne was the same as last night, with one exception. There was none a this "my side your side" go se. They got inta the bed and immediately got comfortable in each others arms. Just ta keep warm a'course. They slept, soundly, both havin' the best night's sleep they could remember.

Hill Folk Village – "Cobb House" - Day 3

Serenity's trio spend their third day in hill folk captivity much like they had spent tha last two. Learnin' the ropes, bein' guarded most times, and tryin' ta keep as low a profile as possible. Kidnapped by the hill folk tha Tam's might been but they was still fugees from Tha Alliance.

All three had done a good days work, tha Patron noting how pleased he was with their performance so far. Jayne didn't care none what tha feh feh pi gu Patron thought a their work, but it was important ta give tha impression that tha three a them were no trouble.

And that became more important as tha day wound down. The big man was sure Mal woulda been along taday, but Serenity hadn't made an appearance. To be sure, their best tracker was here, but even Mal shoulda been able ta find them by now, shouldn't he?

The mood around tha table was subdued. This was tha only time of tha day that all three could get together, but the worry had overpowered any attempts at decent conversation.

Jayne took it upon hisself ta be as positive as possible in fronta tha other two. Well, the young psychic could probably feel his concern, but tha Doc as usual had no idea.

"I would have thought the Captain would have been along today."

It was a statement, not a question, and Simon had said much the same thing yesterday.

"He'll be along Doc. It's gonna take 'ima mite longer seein' his best tracker is already here." He said with a smirk, and a wink ta the jingling.

She smiled back, warmly. The little genius wasn't worried, in fact she was finding the whole experience, especially spending quality time with Jayne, very therapeutic. Her days were full, and despite the many strangers, she had the nights with Jane to look forward too, the building excitement of which quashed any worry she felt at their predicament.

"Yes, well, still." The Doctor would not let it go. "Tomorrow, do you think?" He must be getting desperate to want the ape man gone wrong's opinion.

"Mebbe. We'll do our part, that is try and fit in and lie low, and The Cap'n will do his. Just gotta wait is all."

Further conversation was cut short by tha arrival of Simon's escort, none too soon for Jayne. Little man was gettin' antsy which made Jayne a mite anxious his ownself.

He watched tha two siblings says their goodbye's and nodded ta the Core Doc as he left.

"Ge ge always worries. Worries too much, makes my head hurt." The psychic complained.

He couldn't help it, he let out a loud laugh, only to stop as the jingling gave him a stern look.

"Sorry baby girl, he's worryin' also makes me a mite antsy, my ownself." He said as he gathered her inta his arms. "I know I can't keep it from ya, truth be told I'm a mite worried about Mal. Shoulda seen him by now,"

"Now you should not worry, zhang fu. We are safe together and what happens will happen. I detect no genuine hatred or malice towards us from the villagers, only the young man who wanted me as his own harbors ill feelings, mainly that of jealousy. The Patron, for example, judges all of us to be worthy additions to the community. And his word is law."

Jayne kissed the top of her head.

"Just ta get this straight. You ain't worried, at all?"

"Not quite, zhang fu. I am worried The Captain will find us and our time alone will be at an end."

He hugged her a bit tighter.

"Serenity's our home, baby girl. Not here, We gotta keep movin' ta keep ya safe from the Alliance, dong ma?"

"I understand, but when we go back to the ship, we go back to what we were."

"Mebbe. Mebbe not."

It was the first indication she had got that perhaps there had been a change in Bao hu zhe's attitude to a possible relationship. Not wanting this experience to end had been a selfish thought on her part, thinking that when they returned she would no longer get to sleep surrounded by the warmth of Jayne. Maybe this would not be so?

Jiangyin – Hill Folk Village – "Cobb House" Day Four

Turns out it was Sunday, tha day a rest. Well, Church first, then rest. Fer some. The kitchen still ran, a 'course, but tha older youngun's stepped up on Sunday's, and that allowed the kitchen staff ta only have ta work one meal. Weren't quite fair, but then again cooks had more free time then most during the rest a tha week anyhow.

River worked breakfast, which irked Jayne some as he wanted ta sleep in. No way he was gonna be sleepin' while his jingling worked, weren't right. So he hovered near the kitchen, lookin mean and fierce, just ta show everyone not ta try and take what was his.

Simon, a course, also had free time when doctorin' weren't required. Come ta think of it, Jayne hisself was tha only one a tha trio that worked hard all day long. Hard work didn't bother him none, though, but he was really gonna enjoy the day off, if he could.

Most a tha time, him and River could only spend a bit a time together durin' tha day. Even when she came ta see what he was workin' on, there weren't no spendin' time together as such, 'cept for the short breaks they got.

Today was different. They wandered by the lake arm in arm, as a young husband and wife should, with Simon unfortunately trailin' not far behind. Also trailin' further back still was their ever present guard. They seemed ta lose a guard each day they was here, seems the folks here trusted quick like. Well, that suited Jayne fine. It'd be much easier when that chwen Mal finally showed up.

Alliance Cruiser Magellan – Same Time

Mal had just about had enough. Four days he'd been attached to this ruttin' symbol of Alliance power and he didn't like it none. Four days. At least Book was on his way ta makin' a full recovery, and while not up and about he was conscious when he should be and in decent spirits.

Tha gorram Purplebellies had searched Serenity thoroughly, from stem ta stern. And found nothin'. Luckily, there was nothin' ta find. This time. And the ships logbook had a least got a shiny new stamp. Although it didn't help his feelin' a violation none.

Suddenly the ships PA burst inta life. It was Wash.

"Cap'n, Alliance hun dun's called over. I think our Shepherd is ready to be released. They request your presence over at their Sick Bay."

"Ok." Mal commed back, and then stormed off collect their newly repaired Shepherd.

Serenity was cleared ta launch 30 minutes later. Seems that when the Alliance Wang bao dahn's lost interest in ya, they did it real fast. They fair threw Mal, Book, and now Serenity herself off the massive cruiser without so much as a by your leave.

Suited Mal fine, truth be told, and soon enough they were heading back to Jiangyin. They were further out then when they came, and goin' slower ta save fuel ta boot. They'd used a lot a fuel at full burn ta get the Shepherd tha needed help, and they were light on. No help from tha Alliance there neither.

Once they were well clear, the former Independent thought it was high time he had a little talk with Tha Shepherd. They'd spoken on the why's Book had been treated on an Alliance cruiser, but not the how, Shepherd was all sorts of guilty havin' been the cause of three of tha Crew havin' been left behind, but it weren't really his fault.

"You're gonna be fine Shepherd. Alliance patched ya up real good."

"Captain, I'm sorry about all of this, it's my fault..."

"No it ain't." Mal interrupted. "No point speakin' on it again. What I do wanna know though, Shepherd, is what kinda ident card gets us that kind a help? They was ready ta toss us before they ran your card."

"I am a Shepherd." Book simply replied. "Folks like a man of God."

Mal didn't buy that for a second.

"No, they don't. Men a God make everyone feel guilty and judged. That's not what I saw. Ya like ta tell me what really happened?"

"I surely would." Book said as he laid his head back. "And maybe someday I will." The Shepherd closed his eyes and sighed, "It's good to be home."

Mal, dismissed on his own boat, left without a further word. Ten hours to Jiangyin, They had some missin' Crew members ta retrieve, Book's mystery could wait.

Hill Folk Village – Lake

Simon watched the ape man and his sister with concern. Perhaps ape man wasn't quite fair. He'd taken good care of his sister, and looked out for the Core Doctor also, Simon admitted.

They looked exactly like the young married couple they were pretending to be. And that, the Doctor believed, was concerning. Going far beyond what would be deemed necessary to deceive some border world back births. They acted the same way in private, away from prying eyes.

It was the little things he'd noticed. A look here, a touch there. Not just touches, but gentle caresses. And his mei emi had smiled more in the last few days than she had in the last few weeks. Their relationship seemed so natural, like they weren't pretending at all. Like it was genuine, like they really were in...

The Doctor couldn't finish that thought. So what could he do? Here they were, kidnapped by "hill folk", and his sister was happy. Really happy. Happy to be spending inordinate amounts of time with Jayne. And at night...what if they...

Simon couldn't finish that thought, either. But he could get angry, and he did. In fact he was fuming. That ape man gone wrong touching his mei mei!

Said mei mei suddenly turned to him and viewed him with disdain, as she let go of Jayne and walked back to him.

The look made him squirm, and he bought his temper under control. River had always been so perceptive.

"Bao hu zhe has not tarnished my honor ge ge. If that's what you are thinking." She added. In truth, some tarnishing would be appealing. Turning back to Jayne without waiting for a response from her brother, she giggled, causing Jayne to look at her in confusion.

"What's all that about?"

"Ge ge has improper thoughts. Does not like that we share a domicile. I do, and that is all that matters."

Jayne nodded, subject closed.

But not for Simon. He didn't like what he was seeing, and sincerely hoped today would be the day Serenity would swoop down from the sky and break up this ridiculous sham of a relationship.

Jiangyin – Orbit – After Midnight – Day Five

Mal had ordered Wash ta get to Jiangyin as fast as best fuel economy would allow. It didn't quite work like that but Wash did the best he could.

So they'd arrived after midnight, planet time. Weren't gonna be able ta do jack in the middle a tha night planetside, so The Cap'n decided ta hit the local oribital Skyplex and refuel. They were runnin' low anyway, and no tellin' how long it would take ta find their wayward Crewmates.

He ordered everyone else ta get some rest, and then tried hisself. Didn't get much, as it happened.

Early next mornin', they hit atmo and headed for tha same town they had landed near last time. Flyin' slowly over the same corral they had used earlier, Mal noticed it was empty and idly wondered what had happened ta tha gorram cows.

Once landed, he and Wash grabbed the Mule and headed inta town for a look-see while Zoe guarded the boat. She grumbled but she was the only one capable a usin' a gun proper like, 'cept hisself, and he weren't stayin'. He was the Cap'n, after all.

Startin' with tha same general store, and goin' from there, they'd learned tha Tam's and later Jayne, had been through tha store, but little else. No one they questioned had seen any a them. Or would admit ta it at any rate.

Several hours later, The Cap'n and Pilot were none the wiser.

Debatin' on whether ta go see tha local law or not, Mal decided it were not a good idea. Mebbe they believed Serenity had nothin' ta do with any illegal cattle sale, and subsequent shootout. And mebbe not. At least one deputy was injured that Mal remembered, prolly not a good idea anyways.

So what ta do? Well, the old fashioned way. They'd just check each settlement, startin' near by. Surely there ain't too many, and surely tha Tam's and tha Head a Security couldn'ta gone too far?

Headin' back ta tha ship, bowed but by no means defeated, the two were still sure they'd have the Crew whole by tha end of tha day.

Back on tha bridge, Wash pulled up a map of the local area off tha Cortex and waited for it to update.

After consultin' with Zoe, it was decided they'd check every settlement from here within a four days walkin' radius. It prolly weren't necessary, but they scope 'em all out if need be, startin' with tha closest.

With the update complete, Wash looked up in shock.

"Mal, ya gotta see this."

"What have ya found Wash?"

"Wo bu shin so dah yan jing! Just how many are there?"

The map was full a little red blobs.

"There's fifty-two settlements of three families or more within the four day radius. Not counting single family farms. Seems the locals like to live in family clans. Can't blame them if people get snatched in broad daylight so often."

"Surely somebody must know who's doin' the snatchin'?" Mal ashed, incredulous.

"According to the local law system I just hacked, it's a gorram local past time! Everybody blames 'the hill folk', but 'indentured' workers turn up all over the place. Even have papers, some of them. Captain, it's a ruttin' nightmare. Not only do we have to check them all…" Wash began, but was interrupted by Mal.

"….but if it's as rife as it seems, no one's gonna be talkin'." They'd seen that taday already. "Ta me da! Better get started then."

The Cap'n hoped they'd get lucky. 'Cause their luck was always so good….

Jiangyin – Serenity – Day 16

"Why is our luck always so go se?" Mal asked no one in particular. Twelve days the'd been searchin', and not a trace. "How many does that make it?' he asked Wash as Mal thumped back inta the caro bay with Zoe in tow.

"Thirty six. How'd it go?"

"No better." Zoe answered. "Well a little, at least there was no shootin' this time. Sir, how are we sure they ain't in a place we'd already been and just well hid?"

"We ain't. We still got sixteen ta check, and then, well, … we'll just cross that bridge when we come ta it."

"'Sir. Mal. I think we shoulda found them by now. Surely Simon and River couldn'ta walked this far. They ain't used ta it. What if they weren't kidnapped by 'hill folk' at all? And where the ruttin' hell is Jayne? No way no hell he's bein' kept down by hill folk."

"Whattya sayin' Zo?"

"I mean what if The Alliance got 'em. Magellan's Commander was awful keen that we enjoy his hospitality for four days…."

Mal thought about that, hard, then shook his head.

"We keep goin' Zo, I ain't stoppin' searchin' til I gotta."

Hill Folk Village – That Morning

They'd gotten inta a routine, just like proper married folk. Comfortable, it was, seemed natural like. Both Jayne and River were likin' it. Simon not so much.

It couldn't go on, and Jayne knew it. Mal hadn't shown up. He shoulda. No question. So, if Mal wouldn't, or couldn't come ta him, he'd go find them. All he needed was an opportunity.

He could escape his ownself, at any time. That wouldn't work. If he left, they'd lock down River and Simon, make it awful hard ta get them out later, especially if he couldn't find Mal. No, it'd be worse than back ta square one.

He weren't gonna leave his beautiful jingling here alone, not without a reasonable chance a pullin' a rescue off.

Married routine wasn't tha only thing that had developed over the last two plus weeks. They'd all been model members a tha community, and that had earned them a bit a trust. Especially from The Patron, who had been pinned under a large log one day after an accident. Only tha strength a Jayne's massive frame had saved him from a crushin' death.

Tha opportunity had presented itself, soon after. As a sign of The Patron's gratitude, Jayne was gonna be allowed ta go out with the Stark brothers on huntin' trip. They'd leave early, and would be out all day. At this time a year that was about twelve hours a daylight.

"Why tha long face baby girl?" he asked, even though he was sure he knew tha answer.

"Will not see zhang fu all day. We will not have been this far apart.." she screwed her face up as she thought. "Ever." A tear slipped out and ran down her cheek.

"Sure we have." Jayne automatically said as he hugged her. But try as he might, he couldn't think of a time. Either tha meets on jobs where close ta tha ship, or if further away, they'd take tha Mule or even a shuttle and it'd be quick like. Never this far, fer this long.

"And if you summon The Captain, all this..", she motioned with her hand at the surroundings, will be gone. "We will be gone. No more us. Just River, and just Jayne."

Tears were flowin' more freely now, and the big man wasn't lookin' forward ta it his ownself. They'd slept together every night for over two weeks. Even with no sexin' involved it was tha best two weeks he'd spent in a bed, ever. A real bed, with a real woman he l…..with River, and although he wanted it ta continue, he knew it couldn't. If the Alliance came, or if somethin' happened ta him, tha girl was in deep go se. Neither she nor the pansy ass Doc were cut out fer life here.

"Hush, woman. It's fer the best. Gotta get back ta tha ship. Gotta keep movin'. Only way ta be safe. Gotta get back ta tha ship.." he finished lamely.

Tha big man had another reason ta get back tat ha ship. He had some powerful feelin's for the young woman now, playin' at bein' married had seen ta that. And he weren't even sure they was playin'. But she was young, and he weren't. If they stayed here he wasn't sure that'd be enough ta keep him away, where he should be…..

"You are wrong, Jayne."

He looked up at that, she rarely called him by his actual name.

"Linear time scales are irrelevant between us." She continued. "I have seen, and been the cause of, as much carnage as you have."

"I know River, but I'm over twice ya age. Ya don't need ta be stuck with an old man…"

"My choice. Although it would not have been so if I had stayed on Osiris." She said as she changed tactics.

"Whattya mean?" he asked, intrigued.

"If I had remained on Osiris, by now I would have been betrothed to a man much older than you. It is the way there, an arrangement of convenience to further business interests. I would have no say. It was the way with my mother, and with hers. My daughter would be the same, if I were to have one."

Jayne was shocked. It happened on Tha Rim, fer different reasons, but it did. He never thought it would happen on Tha Core.

He looked her in tha eyes and could see no sign a deception.

"What about ya brother?' he asked, as he also changed tactics.

"Ge ge does not approve. It's not just you, Jayne. He would be unlikely to approve of any suitor, but you are anathema to him. I am sorry."

He didn't know what that meant, tha look on her face showed it weren't nothin' good.

"Well, he ain't my favorite person, neither. So there!" he said in triumph.

That started her gigglin', which was way better than cryin'.

"That's better baby girl. Look, I gotta go. Remember ta stick with tha Doc when ya ain't workin', dong ma?"

"I will, zhang fu."

She leant up and kissed him on the lips as they broke apart. Jayne had been avoidin' that. Kissin' on tha lips led ta other things, right quick.

He didn't have a chance ta think further on it none, as Jacob Stark started bangin' on their door.

"Get out here Cobb, we got work ta do."

The day wore on and it were frustratin' as hell. All three brothers were armed, and Jayne a 'course weren't. Still, he wasn't worried about that none, he could take 'em. If they got lax and gave him the opportunity ta do so. So far, they hadn't. Watchin' him like a hawk they was, especially tha youngest, Owen. It got ta be so that mebbe tha little hun dun had an accident a his own in mind fer Jayne. Weren't no secret he wanted River. Couldn't blame him none fer that, who wouldn'ta? But the jingling was his.

It were mid afternoon and the big man was thinkin' he'd have ta make his own opportunity. The Stark's idea a huntin' was stealin' from other people's traps and such, and at least they did it a fair ways from the village. Jayne reckoned they was about 20-25 miles closer ta the town here. Only about a third a the way, but it would have ta do.

They'd rode the Stark's wagon while they "hunted". Wagon's were scarce in tha village, Jayne had scoped 'em all out, seein' if he could steal one and escape with the Tam's. Not easily, it turned out. They was guarded, and locked down like a nun's virtue. It could be done, but not quick like. And tha Doc wouldn't be of any help. River could, but….he shook his head. He'd ditched that plan so no sense thinkin' on it now. He was here. He decided he'd make his move on their next stop.

The former mercenary didn't get tha chance. The wagon lurched over a pothole, and a gun discharged, hittin' Jayne. It were Owen's gun. Whether it was an accident or not, didn't matter none.

Liam brought tha wagon to a stop as Jacob tried ta take his youngest brothers gun offa him.

"Ya idiot!" he screamed. "Patron likes this ape, we's gonna be fer it!"

A scuffle broke out and Jayne took his chance. He'd been hit in the upper arm, not too bad, the bullet had gone through. Hurt like a summbitch, but whatever. Roarin', he pushed Jacob and Owen off tha wagon while grabbin' the youngest brother's gun. He swung that, quick like, and knocked Liam out cold in the drivers seat.

"Ya yi da tuo da bian!" he sneered, menacingly. "I oughtta end that lot a ya!

"Don't be hasty Cobb, it were an accident." Jacob pleaded.

"I ain't just talkin' about that ya Yi da dwei bun chou roh! Make ya useful," Jayne ordered Jacob as he threw him a length of rope, "tie them two idiot brothers a yours up in the back a tha wagon, real good."

Jacob could see Jayne wasn't gonna accept no argument.

"Ya makin' a mistake Cobb, tha Doc and that little woman a yours are gonna pay!" Jacob said as he finished tyin' his brothers up.

"I don't think so…" Jayne murmured, then he swung the mighty fist of his good arm inta Jacob's face, knockin' the man out.

Makin' sure all three were tied up nice and good in tha back of tha wagon, Jayne started off fer town. He'd rather just ditch the wagon and ride the horse bareback inta town, would be much quicker, but he didn't wanna leave the Stark's behind ta be found or ta get free somehow.

It were now three hours later and the sun was low. The Stark chwens were awake, but not doin' anything as they was well scared a Jayne. They was 20 miles or so closer, one third ta go, but three more hours would make it after sundown, and they was supposed ta be back by then. And who knows how long it would take ta getta holda Mal?

Too long mayhaps. Time ta ditch the wagon. He could do tha ride in two or less without the weight a tha wagon and the idiots currently occupyin' it's rear. Decision made, Jayne pulled down the next side track he saw and went down a small ways. Didn't have time ta waste on proper hidin'.

Unhitchin' tha wagon, he had one more thing ta do before he set off. Advancin' on the Starks, there eyes wide with fear, he bent over Jacob.

"I oughta kill ya fer what ya done. But it ain't my way. Not in cold blood. So ya is lucky. Well, luckier than ya should be." A few seconds later all three were out cold, again.

Jayne took off at a canter, arm hurtin' like a summbitch, headin' fer town at best speed. Hopefully he could get there, at least, by sundown.

Hill Folk Village – "Hospital"

River was frantic. Her mental link with Jayne had gotten weaker and weaker the further away he'd gone. The weaker the link became, the more the thoughts of the others in the Village intruded into her own. The young psychic had suspected this would have been the case. Bonding with Jayne had given her a measure of peace and stability, take that bond away, or weaken it..the results were predictable. It had to be thus.

The young woman was equal parts amazed at the ability of her mind to rationally analyze the situation with one part, while allowing another part to be bombarded with thoughts and emotions not her own. It had been an equal battle, until she had felt a shock of anger and pain come down her link with Jayne, and then…nothing.

She cried out in anguish as she collapsed onto one of the hospital beds, Simon rushing over in concern.

By they time he had taken the few short steps his mei mei was unconscious. The Doctor checked her vitals, all seemed good with the exception of an elevated heart rate, and with no drugs to administer all he could do was make her as comfortable as possible and wait for her to awaken.

Approaching Town – Sundown

The horse wasn't used ta what he was askin' of it, but still made good time. Tha sun began ta dip below the horizon as he hit the outskirts of town. He hadn't seen a Cortex machine anywhere last time he was here, and the only place he knew they'd definitely have one was the Sheriff's Office. Weren't a good option, but he didn't have another.

Tha closer he got, the more people he started seein'. Payin' them no mind, and hopin' fer tha same courtesy, but as he passed a fancy carriage someone called out ta him.

"Did ya find ya girl?" It were tha old woman from tha shindig.

Jayne was apt ta keep ridin', but mebbe she knew a another Cortex? He rode over and doffed his hat.

"Yes Maam, and her brother. They was takin' by hill folk. There's too many a them and I've come fer help." Jayne had no time ta mince words.

"Ya won't mind none here son. It's the way a these parts, I'm sorry, but thats' how it is." The old biddy looked genuinely sorry.

"I got a ship I can call, don't need no other help. Just need ta call 'em is all."

"Well, good luck then." She said and went at move off.

"Maam! That's tha thing, I need ta WAVE 'em, do ya know of a workin' Cortex?" Jayne asked hopefully.

"Sheriff's office." she simply said.

"'Nother?" She could see the pleadin' in his eyes.

"I can tell ya a decent boy, and ya love ya girl, that's why I told ya what I did, last time."

Jayne just nodded.

The old lady made her decision.

"I got a machine, not supposed ta. Need it ta keep in touch with my sister on Whitefall. Patience got it fer me, she did. Looks after me right fine."

It took all a Jayne's will power ta keep the shock offa his face.

The old lady looked him up and down again.

"C'mon then, boy, don't dally."

"Thank ya maam. Much obliged."

Ten minutes later he was finally talkin' ta Mal.

Hill Folk Village – Hospital – Early Evening

River woke slowly. Her mind was foggy, and despite the blanket covering her she was cold. She was sure this wasn't the way she usually woke. Confused, she looked over to see here ge ge.

"Simon?'

Simon rushed over, relieved to see her awake.

"How are you feeling mei mei?"

She didn't answer, but looked around the room.

"This isn't where you should be. You are a great doctor, in the top three percent, shouldn't you be in a proper medical facility?"

The Doctor was very concerned. It seemed his sister didn't remember where they were or what had happened. A terrible wave of sadness came over him as he saw her face fall and her eyes moisten.

"I took you away from there."

"No." Simon shook his head vigorously.

"I know I did. You don't think I do, but….I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and….some of it's made up, and…some of it can't be quantified, and….there's secrets."

"It's ok." The young doctor said, the love for his sister evident in his face.

"But I understand." His sister continued. "You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. I am sorry." A tear slipped down her cheek.

"Oh mei mei." He gathered his sister into a hug.

River seemed to focus as she broke away.

"Don't worry Simon, we won't be here long. Bao hu zhe will come and take us home. And I'll get better…I'll get better."

Simon gave her another hug as the nurse/teacher, Doralee, came into the hospital with a little mute girl, Ruby.

"Get to bed, now." She ordered the little girl.

River looked over to the girl.

"Her sister got killed. Mother got crazy, killed the sister. That one lived." She nodded towards Ruby.

"Ruby talked to you honey?" she asked River, with a huge smile. Perhaps a breakthrough in the young girls condition? "It's true what she's saying" She told Simon. "Poor woman went out of her mind. Tried to kill her two girls. Ruby lived." Doralee smile again at River. "Sweetheart, you're an angel! No one's been able to get Ruby to speak even a peep. It's a miracle, that's what it is!" She finished, laughing.

For her part, River was confused.

"Ruby doesn't talk. Her voice got scared away…"

Now Doralee was confused.

"I don't understand. If Rubdy didn't talk, how do you know…?"

"Um, my sister's….. " It was the Doctor's turn at being confused. "She's very perceptive, very good at…" In truth there was no rational explanation he could think of.

Doralee stood up straight, shock evident on her face.

"And they shall be among the people. And they shall speak truths and whisper secrets, and you will know them by their crafts."

"What are you taking about?" Simon was concerned at the look on the nurse's face. Maybe Jayne was right about everyone here being feng le.

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live!" Doralee yelled.

Uh oh Simon thought. Definitely feng le.

Serenity – Same Time

Jayne had given Mal the barest a details over the Cortex. Ya never knew what the sister a Patience was capable of.

Wash had expertly landed, as usual, the mid bulk transport at the towns landing pad.

Zoe opened the ramp and Jayne stormed aboard.

"Good ta see ya, Jayne, where are tha Tams?"

"I'd like ta know that my ownself." Mal said as he entered the cargo bay. "Ya didn't say a whole lot over tha WAVE."

"I couldn't Mal. Tha old woman was tha sister a someone we know…on Whitefall…couldn't risk it."

It took The Cap'n a coupla seconds ta make tha connection.

"Patience?"

Jayne nodded.

Mal laughed. "Right. Now where's tha rest a my Crew?"

"Wash gotta map up?"

It were the Cap'ns turn ta nod.

On the Bridge, Wash already had the map up and running on the screen.

"Where?" he said. "and hello I suppose."

Jayne studied the map fer a moment and made some calculations. He was pretty sure, but…

"Can ya put up a terrain overlay?"

Wash rolled his eyes but punched the needed button. Terrain features appeared on the map.

"Yeah, that's it. There." Jayne pointed to one of the displayed settlements. It were over sixty miles away.

"How long it take ya ta get there?" Mal asked. It were right just past the edge of tha maximum search radius they'd planned earlier.

"A day, why?

"A day, how'd ya walk that far with Simon and River in a day?"

"Walk? Got taken in a wagon." Dumbass.

"Ah, ok, then."

Everyone looked at each other before Mal looked Jayne over and noticed his self patched arm wound.

"You're hit, ya bleedin' Jayne!"

"I ain't got time ta bleed." Jayne replied.

"Oh, ok. Ya got time ta weapon up? His Head a Security nodded. "Wash, get us in the air, 'bout ten minutes give or take I say."

Hill Folk Village – Main Square – Same Time

Doralee had made her pronouncement and then ran out of the hospital. Simon followed, with River in tow.

They had just caught up to the black woman when she started ringing the village bell. Almost immediately hill folk started pouring out of their homes.

"This is lunacy!" he pleaded. "You're supposed to be a teacher here! What exactly is it that you teach?"

Doralee ignored him as The Patron approached.

"What's going on, woman?" the tall man demanded. "Why are you knocking us from our homes at this hour?"

"The doctor's sister's a witch. She read Ruby's mind. Saw things she couldn't…"

"NO!" Simon interrupted. "River is not a witch. She's just a troubled young woman…" he finished lamely.

"I'm sure that's true." The Patron told Simon. "You're not a witch, are you?"

River did not answer him.

"You know I'm the Patron. Do you know what that means?" he threatened.

"Yes." She finally answered. "You're in charge. Ever since the old Patron died."

"That's right." He said, smiling. Always nice to get a public affirmation of his power.

"He was sick." The young psychic continued. "But he was getting better. You were alone in the room with him." River couldn't help it, the memories were too strong and she was very frightened.

The Patron voice rose with fury.

"This girl reads minds and spins falsehoods!" He had to silence the girl, had to do something to confirm his hold on power. "She's a witch!" he declared. "And we must purge the devil from her…with fire!"

At that, River shrieked as the mob surged forward and grabbed the Tam's.

It wasn't long before the hill folk had erected a post and a pyre. Seemed they had some experience in such things.

The Patron dragged River to the pole and tied the terrified young woman to it, with her hands behind her back.

"Take me instead." Simon pleaded. "Take my life for hers."

The Patron was unmoved. That wouldn't solve this dilemma at all.

"The witch must die. God commands it." The Patron said, nodding at some hill folk with torches to light the pyre.

"NO!" the young doctor screamed. "Get away from her!"

The Doctor put himself between the hill folk and his mei mei, intent to protect her to the last.

"She has done nothing to you! If she dies tonight, it won't be God's will that killed her, it'll be you! And may God have mercy on your souls when her husband returns. For Jayne will not." Simon actually believed his own words, and wished with all his being that the big man was here. They needed him, and Simon had no trouble admitting that.

They mob hesitated. They had either seen, or heard, of the giant and his abilities – and his temper.

The Patron saw his mob falter, and took a torch from one of them and strode to the pyre, intent on doing the deed himself if need be. The girl must be silenced!

This brought they mob out of their stupor, and they surged forward.

Knowing he could not fight them all, the Doctor could only think of one more thing to do. He moved back and stood on the platform next to his sister. Smiling, he put his arm around her. If she goes, I go, he thought.

"Light it," he said, with a look of determination on his face.

Determination turned to confusion as his mei mei turned to him, smiling.

"Time to go. Zhang fu."

Why was she calling me her husband? Still confused, but no less determined, he stood awaiting their shared fate.

Without warning, the area was assaulted by the thunderous sounds of a ship's engines. All were shocked and looked up as the belly bay doors on the ship opened, and a fierce looking woman hanging in a harness aimed a rather large gun directly at The Patron, the laser sight shining brightly on his face.

Stunned, the mob were about ta get another surprise.

Jayne and Mal pushed their way through the rear of tha crowd, guns drawn. Serenity's Head a Security was fully armed, and wore a massive scowl on his face.

It was a fearsome sight.

Mal had originally wanted Zoe on tha ground with him, but Jayne had argued that he knew tha ground, and tha people. They would be more willin' ta take note a him than a complete stranger. It could avoid any bloodshed. The Cap'n had agreed it were a good thing ta try and avoid, so he'd let Jayne lead. Besides, it were a Security Department matter, after all…..

"Well, look at this!" Jayne bellowed as he ran Vera over the mob. "Appears we got here just in tha nick a time. What does that make us ya think Cap'n?"

"Big damn heroes, Jayne."

"Ain't we just. Sorry ta interrupt, folks, y'all got somethin' that belongs ta me, and I'd like it back."

Despite the look on Jayne's face, The Patron had to try and salvage the situation, or he was finished.

"This is holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God's will."

"I'm lookin' ta kill some folk." Jayne replied. "So really it's my will y'all should worry about thwartin'."

While Jayne held them at bay, Mal had moved next to Simon.

"Gotta say, Doc, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous."

The color had returned to the Doctor's face as his relief spread. He was sure they were safe now Jayne and the others were here.

"Yes, I'm very proud." He deadpanned.

"Cut her down." Jayne ordered The Patron, his tolerance was up. He'd do it his ownself but he had ta keep tha crowd at bay.

The Patron, foolishly, made one more attempt.

"That girl is a witch!" he screamed.

"Yeah, but she's my witch." Jayne replied as he blew The Patron's head clean off. He'd had enough of the man's go se.

The mob panicked and ran.

This was the cue for Jayne ta turn and cut River down, which he did, quick like. He gave Vera ta Simon, of all people, and carried his jingling ta tha now landed Serenity.

The Crew was finally whole, and safe.

Serenity – The Black - Later

There had been much fussin' over the lost trio that night. Simon patched up Jayne's arm, doin' his usual excellent job, and the Doc then insisted he give his sister a full check. She didn't object, never could seem to really, but it put Simon's mind at ease.

Jayne had got Boo and Binky back – Mal had taken 'em off the body a The Patron.

After the wounds were seen to, The Cap'n insisted on a Crew dinner, even though everyone had had a big day. He didn't make his wayward cook prepare the meal, for which she was grateful. It turned out to be a good idea. The Crew was complete, and for once everyone was happy with everyone else.

Even Simon was happy with Jayne, despite him thinking his sister and the big man were sitting a little too close together for his comfort. He reflected on that. His comfort. He looked at his mei mei looking up at Jayne, a picture of happiness. Maybe his comfort shouldn't be a priority? He'd give that some more thought later, for now there was a certain mechanic that was very happy to have him back.

There was a recounting of tales, although through unsaid agreement both Jayne and Simon left out some details. River didn't provide them, either, which was a great relief. No need for awkward questions, not now.

After dinner the Crew left to enjoy various pursuits, mostly in pairs, with the exception of the good Shepherd who retired to his room to pray. River had urgent business with Inara, it seemed, so that left Mal and Jayne as the only two left at the table.

"It were a close run thing Jayne."

"Yeah Mal, it was. Shouldn'ta been. In fact shoulda never happened. I let my guard down and they got took. Was too focused on them gorram cows and how nice a place it seemed."

"Don't be too hard on yerself Jayne, I told 'em ta go inta town, after all?"

"Yeah Cap'n, ya did." Jayne's face wore a scowl. "Should never have let them go unprotected."

"Ya ain't questionin' my decision are ya Jayne?" Mal wore a matchin' scowl his ownself.

"No Cap'n, but I'm Head a Security. I should never have let them go without bein' able ta defend themselves. Ya wanted 'em gone so we could do crime, fine, but it's my job ta protect alla tha Crew and I failed. I don't like that none Mal."

"Well ya sure did fine the two weeks ya was missin'." He put up his hand ta stop Jayne interruptin'. "But you're right, it were wrong ta send them off on their lonesome, with not even a knife between 'em."

"Well Cap'n, I aim to rectify that. Remember I said I was gonna teach River how ta shoot? Well, that starts tomorrow."

"Ok, but remember what I said about it, dong ma?"

"Sure Mal, thanks. She's good at most everything, this should be no different."

Mal looked at his friend who was smilin' a warm, genuine smile. And he was smilin' as he was thinkin' on tha petite woman no doubt.

Jayne's smile got wider as the petite woman in question gracefully entered the room with Inara in tow.

The Cap'n was gonna comment on that fact, but before he could he was hustled outta tha room by tha Registered Companion.

It was the first time they had been alone since comin' back aboard.

Jayne rose as she came tawords him, fully intendin' to give her a hug. Before he could, she leant up and kissed him on tha lips briefly.

"What was that fer?"

"For coming to my rescue, zhang fu."

"No need ta call me that no more baby girl." He said as he finally got her in an embrace.

"It's become a habit. It will be hard to shake."

"True enough." He said as he began ta laugh.

"Does my acquired habit amuse you?"

"No, ya…." Jayne paused, not sure if he should continue. "Ya make me happy, is all. Can't help but smile and laugh when you're around. Ya makin' me all sissified!' he complained.

It was her turn to laugh.

"True enough." She mimicked him again. "I feel the same way." she continued in her normal voice.

They stayed that way in silence for a minute or two, for once not caring if they were interrupted.

"Tamorrow your lesson begin." Jayne suddenly stated.

"More cooking?' she asked, but she knew what he was talking about.

"If ya want, but that ain't what I was talkin' about, and ya know it."

"Ah, weapons training. Not my favorite, but necessary I suppose."

"Damn right it is! If Mal hadn't been such a gorram dumbass you'd already had a fully loaded Ingrid with ya and ya coulda handled tha situation ya ownself."

"You really think I could of?"

"A 'course. Ya can do anything."

The young psychic knew he wasn't lying, and was happy to know her faux zhang fu had genuine faith in her.

"Thank you." She smiled. "I have another dilemma however." She said hesitantly.

"What's that?"

"I am unsure if I will be able to sleep without you tonight."

"Me too." He sighed. "Ya scared me taday, ya know."

"Why?"

"Was thinkin' how if we was only a few minutes later I woulda lost ya. Woulda leveleld that place and everyone in it…."

"Thoughts of my demise make you entertain thoughts of mass carnage?" she laughed lightly inta his chest.

"I'm serious woman!"

"I know. It's disturbing, but simultaneously comforting." She was still laughing, and now so was he.

" . Dong ma?" He turned serious. "I'll make sure ya ain't never gonna hafta be in that position again."

"And I will do the same for you. We must now pinky promise."

And they did.

"Now, time for bed. Git!"

"Don't want to."

"Ya hafta, or ya brother will just come get ya."

"Will not be able to sleep."

"Me neither."

"I will need a reminder of Jayne to help me try."

"Oh, what's that?"

She didn't answer, but kissed him once again on the lips. This one was a little longer, and as she went to turn and move away, Jayne's resistance totally collapsed.

Jayne grabbed her before she could leave, and she squeaked, happily. "So beautiful." He murmured as he looked deeply inta her eyes. He then kissed her, slowly at first, but as his hunger for her grew tha kissin' became more intense, her mouth parted for him and their tongues met.

River had never experienced anything like it in her life. Every fiber of her being was alive with the sensation of Jayne. It was totally disorientating, and totally wonderful.

She had got the kiss she had so desperately wanted, and it had exceeded all her expectations. Phase One complete.

Suddenly Jayne broke the kiss and gently pushed her away.

"Now git woman, afore ya can't!" he said in mock anger.

"What if I don't want to 'git'?"

"Do ya really want ta know?" he raised an eyebrow.

"Yes." She smiled.

This was the cue for simple Simon to appear.

"River? River. There you are. It's been a long day mei mei, perhaps it's time to sleep?"

The Doctor looked between Jayne and his sister and noted her swollen lips. To his surprise, he wasn't angry. Debating whether to just turn and leave, he was surprised to hear Jayne's voice.

"Ya brother's right. We all had a big day, and my arm hurts like a summbitch. I think I'll turn in." He smiled as he walked off tawards his bunk.

The big man wasn't sure kissin' tha jingling were a good idea, but damned if it didn't feel good.

What he was sure is that he wasn't gonna be getting' much sleep tanight.

A/N: Next, Our Mrs Reynolds re-imagined.

Chinese:

Ge ge – Big brother

Bao hu zhe – Protector

Go se – Crap

Jingling – Pixie

Fei hua – Crap talk

Ma shong! – On the double.

Sha gwa – Fool

Hun dun – Jerk

Dong ma? – Understand?

Feh feh pi gu – Baboon's butt crack

Feng le – Crazy

Zhang fu – Husband

Wu dong – I understand

Chwen – Dumbass

Wang bao dahn's – Dirty bastard SOB's

Wo bu shin so dah yan jing – I don't believe my eyes

Ta me da! – Fornicate me!

Yi da tuo da bian – A big pile of crap

Yi da dwei bun chou roh – Big stupid pile of stinking meat