A/N: Hey guys! Annonimus brought up a very good point in a review a while ago, and that is that MY TIMELINE IS OFF!
(AJ ends in 2026 and DD is in 2027, so Nick DID get his badge back)
Ok, there's an explanation.
When I started, I hadn't started DD. Now, I'm done with it. Originally, this was AU, meaning DD never happened, but I liked DD WAAAY too much to let that happen now.
HOWEVER!
What happened to main characters that weren't there during the other chapters? (Athena anyone‽‽‽)
So... I'm making something happen. This is still AU, but only (very) slightly. DD happened and Nick got his badge back when he did, and this takes the place of the weird time gap after DD. Prepare for your favorite chars, people!
Maya: LADIES AND... MEN? Welcome to the new game show, "Can Nick do Easy Things!" I'm your host, Maya Fey!
Maya: Today, let's have Nick ask out some of his friends on dates and see how miserably he fails!
*cuts to video*
Nick: Hey, um.. uh, umm... Apollo...
Apollo: I've cleaned the toilet THREE TIMES!
Nick: Well, umm... umm... nope.
Nick: **** you, Maya, I'm not doing it.
Maya: and that is why he is single, folks.
Pearl: Mystic Maya, there is no audience. You're just playing with Mr. Nick's phone... SPEAKING OF WHICH, I SAW HIM GIGGLE WITH EDJIWERTH
Pearl: SHOULDA SLAPPED HIM
Maya: Calm, don't go crazy.
Pearl: SPECAIL SUMONEONe1!1111!1!1
Maya: "Specail?" Really? "Sumone?" YOU GRADUATED JUST MONTHS AGO!
Pearl: Oh, sorry Mystic Maya. I'll calm down now.
Maya: You better.
Maya: Oh, crap, Mia's coming over.
Pearl: Who's turn is it?
Maya: Yours. I'll be Mia.
Pearl: Thank you!
Maya: Goodbye.
Maya proceeds to summon Mia.
Mia: Ello poppet.
Mia: *holds up knife*
Mia: *wig & mask falls off*
Pearl: Wait... are you?!
"Mia": Gaspen Payne, at your service.
*shink*