Soundwave Meets the Internet.
Chapter 2
After a couple of days of counseling, from the Nemesis's medic Knockout, Soundwave was finally backed at work looking for more relics. Everything was going quite nicely until Soundwave heard laughter echoing down the hall.
"Steve, you should have seen this one, it was hilarious." Starscream's laughter echoed all over the ship.
"Um… Commander Starscream, I know it isn't my place to say this, but maybe you shouldn't watch anymore human videos." Soundwave struggled to not pay attention, it usually was easy for him since Starscream and Steve usually chat all the time. Why was it so different now?
"Oh and why not? I'm second in command; I can pretty much do what I want!" The seeker growled, clearly displeased with being ordered around by a useless drone.
"Well, Sir, I've heard that Soundwave glitched after watching a video."
"Well, Steve, I'm not a mindless drone like Soundwave am I?"
"N-No, Sir, I was only saying-"
"Enough! I don't need to talk to you; I can always have a talk with Knockout, or Breakdown." Starscream huffed, his pedes clicked against the metal floor before coming to an immediate halt. "Now get back to work!"
Another pair of pedes rapidly clapped against the floor, as poor Steve rushed to his respective post. Soundwave shook his head in sympathy.
"Ah, Soundwave, how nice to see you," his sympathy vanished being replaced with annoyance for the seeker. "Megatron wants to know how your search has been."
Reluctantly the slender mech moved aside, just like he did for his leader, displaying the same results. Starscream stared at it intently; Soundwave knew he was only trying to look interested. Starscream was an attention seeker.
" Very well, I'll let Megatron know we haven't found any yet. Keep a look out, Soundwave; we're sure to find it." The seeker suddenly burst out laughing, clutching his tank. "That reminds me of Charlie the Unicorn." He wiped a bead of lubricant from his optic and head of his merry.
Charlie the Unicorn? Soundwave had never heard of such a thing, maybe he should look it up. Typing in the name, Soundwave was horrified to see that the link belong that Primus forbid website.
Soundwave pondered whether he wanted to see this or not. The last time he watched a video, it nearly wiped out his motherboard. But wait Starscream had seen it, and he didn't seem to have any problems.
The TIC clenched his fist, if that coward of a Decepticon could watch a simple video, then so could he. Soundwave made it a living to be fearless, and loyal to the Decepticons. His bravery, and silence, had earned him his place at Megatron's table, as his most trusted member of the Nemesis. He wasn't about to let Starscream win this one.
With no more hesitation Soundwave clicked the link eagerly and waited for the video to load.
Megatron was having a horrible day. Starscream was whining, which was normal for the seeker, but the fact that the Decepticons had lost the relic was weighing on him. Energon was low, and they were having trouble find more mines to dig. In other words, it was a pretty stressed out day.
"Charlie, you look quiet down, with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown."
"The world doesn't have to be so gray."
Megatron looked around, until his optics landed on Soundwave. Carefully he walked towards his third keeping a caution eye out. "Soundwave, what is this music coming from?" His answer came with a chime, from a piano, that echoed from Soundwave's speakers.
"Charlie, when your life's a mess, when you're feeling blue always in dis-stress. I know what can wash that sad away."
Megatron growled "I am not distress, nor am I sad!" Soundwave didn't seem to hear him the song continued.
"All you have to do is, put a banana in your ear."
"A banana in my ear?" Megatron wasn't sure what to make of this; his TIC has never acted this way before.
"Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear. It's true."
"Says who?" Megatron growled that stupid music was driving his processor crazy.
"So true, once it's in, your gloom would disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers. So go and put a banana in your ear."
More voices echoed out of Soundwave's speakers, singing along with the main singer.
"Put a banana in your ear!"
"I rather keep my ear clear." The warlord snarled.
"You will never be happy if you live your life in fear!"
"Megatron, fears nothing!" The cursed song was still playing; Megatron was ready to use his own fusion cannon to shoot out his processor.
"It's true!"
"Says you!"
"So true, when it's in the, sky is so bright and clear. Every day of every year, the sun shines bright in this big blue spear, so go ahead and put ba-nana in your ear!"
Megatron clutched his helm and snarled; before Soundwave had time to react a massive force cracked his screen. The last thing the satellite remembered was Megatron's large fist, and a couple of dancing stars.
AN: XDXDXDXD Hope you guys liked this one. I sure did. Did you notice that Megatron was saying the same lines as Charlie in the song? Anyways R&R I love you guys. \/ Peace! I still own nothing. Charlie the Unicorn belongs to the talented Film Crow. Look it up and give them some love because they are AWESOME!