Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: You might want to watch Tobuscus Nugget Biscuit, before reading. This chapter is rated K so there's nothing to worry about :D R&R Please!
"Someday, Soundwave, I shall be known as Lord Starscream!" The seeker crackled evilly, rubbing his servos together. The TIC rolled his optics out of instinct; luckily Starscream couldn't see it because of the mask.
It was pretty annoying how one klick you're talking to the seeker and the next you're hearing him rant on and on about how he was going to over throw Megatron. Soundwave didn't believe it was possible. After all, Starscream has failed numerous times, trying to over throw the warlord, how is this time any different?
"Don't worry, Soundwave, when I'm lord, you can still keep your job as third." Starscream then walked away with a mocking laugh.
This was starting to get on his nerves; everyday Starscream would just make a talk about his plans, and show no sign of doing it. Either Starscream is all bark and no bite; as the humans say. Or he's a very patient mech; probably the former.
Someone needs to teach that con a lesson. Ideas bloomed inside Sound wave's processor, he smirked under his mask, it just so happened he knew a way to do it. Thank you internet.
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Starscream woke up the next morning feeling refresh as a mech with an upgrade, but something felt a little off. He thought about it for a sec and even checked his systems.
'All systems normal,' the codes read. The seeker shrugged it off and headed down to the rec room for his daily cube of Energon.
The room was filled with Vehicons and a few seekers, including his trine mates. A red blur caught his optics.
"Good morning, Starscream," Knock-out smirked, "You seem very happy today, is there something you'd like to tell me."
Every mech on the Nemesis knew Knockout was a gossiper, if you tell him something personal, he would shout it out to the whole world. This was why no one really talked to him, except Breakdown, who didn't really have many secrets.
Starscream rolled his optics, before opening his mouth. He planned on saying. "No, unlike you I know how to keep myself well rested." Saying that would have been a dent to Knockout's pride. But what came out was a recording of "Nugget, biscuit. Nugget in a biscuit."
Starscream immediately clamped his mouth shut. Knockout stared at him with wide optics. "I'm sorry, I didn't quite here you. I thought I heard you say, 'nugget, biscuit.'"
Starscream tried to growl but that was also messed up by a high pitch sound. Like an elf's growl. This earned more startled looks, but this time it wasn't just Knockout, everyone else in the room was looking.
Starscream tried to come up with an excuse for this, but instead." Dip it all in mash potatoes!"
The room was filled with laughter, Starscream tried to command them to stop. "Nugget biscuit, nugget in a biscuit, dip it all in mash potatoes!" Everyone was practically rolling, point fingers at the flustered seeker. Starscream did what his instinct told him. He ran, as fast as possible, to the door.
Sadly, by fate's cruel humor, Megatron came in with a scowl; he was lured in by the laughter of his army. Megatron was shocked to see Starscream run up to him.
"Starscream, why is everyone laughing?"
"Nugget, biscuit; nugget in a biscuit!" Megatron stared; Starscream's voice had been altered to a much higher tone.
"Dip it all in mash potatoes!" Starscream yelled in desperation. Why wasn't his voice working?
No one could read Megatron's face, one because they were laughing too hard and two because Megatron adopted this neutral look.
"Nugget in a biscuit..." Starscream whimpered, but was left with an even louder wave of laughter, this time it was from the fearless warlord himself; Megatron. The silver mech's head was thrown back, his hands gripping his stomach almost like it was the only thing keeping him upright.
With a final cry of "Nugget in a biscuit," Starscream charged passed Megatron and returned to his own quarters for more rest away from the barrels of laughter, chasing after him.
In the background, standing behind the scenes, Soundwave was laughing too. He always wanted to prank Starscream, it was his fault he made Soundwave so addicted to the internet. A little payback was in order, now it's time for a certain red con to face his punishment.
AN: Okay, thank you guys for all the review and the favs and everything! I'm going to update this story once a week, or at least I'll try. I can't make any promises. Send me a review or PM on what Soundwave should do to Knockout. I'd love to hear your ideas. This idea was from WolfSpiritFlower. Thank you! *hand over Energon cookies* I don't own anything. The song Nugget in a Biscuit, was made and owned by Tobuscus, you might have seen him on Cartoon Network, I don't own that either. Check out his vid! Love you guys!