Induction Scene II
Lithuania: So now we rejoin Sly, surrounded by servants. The lord is among them, disguised. I can't wait to see how Russia will get himself out of this one.
"Can't someone give me some vodka?" Sly asked.
"Wouldn't your honor like some wine instead?" asked a servant.
"I'm Russia, I mean Christopher Sly. Don't call me you honor," stated the drunkard.
The lord smirked behind Sly's back, "Please put an end to this horrible fantasy! Your family is saddened by your illness!"
"Are you trying to make me go crazy? I'm nothing more than a tinker da?" Sly cocked his head, confusion swimming in his lavender eyes.
"Please sir, this is why your wife is mourning!" a servant said.
The lord saw his chance and went for it, "This is why no one will ever visit you. Do you want to sleep? Maybe hunt my lord?"
"I'm not a lord!" insisted Sly.
"You are nothing less than a lord. You have a noble and beautiful wife. Try to remember aru!" the lord ducked behind a servant to hide his smile.
"Is this a dream? I guess I really am a lord. Bring me my wife. Oh and don't forget the vodka!"
Lithuania: So the Page enters the room dressed as a noble woman… OH MY GOODNESS!
Korea: Is it really that bad -daze?
Poland: He looks like totally cute!
Lithuania: Why are you even here Poland?
Poland: To dress up Korea, duh.
Estonia: Back to the play
The Page smiled at Sly, "How is my noble lord?"
"Not bad. Are you my wife?" asked Sly.
"Yes…" the Page shot a dirty look in the lord's direction.
'They say I was sick for fifteen years. Is that true?" asked Sly.
The Page looked confused, "H-husband?"
"See the script says that I was asleep for fifteen years, da?" Russia said, breaking character.
The Page glared at the narrators, "You skipped that part."
Estonia: Too bad.
"Now I ask you to become one with me!" said Sly happily.
'What? NO -DAZE!" the Page began to panic.
Lithuania: A messenger appears
'The Players are here to show you a play, celebrating your recovery!"
'Okay, bring on the play," said Sly, "Is it about Christmas?"
"No, it is better!" said the lord.
"Yeah!" they all sat to watch.
Lesson for this scene: Russia needs his vodka. Don't take it away from him.