Soundwave Meets the Internet.

Warning: The following story is about an online video that is NOT suited for anyone who can't handle MLP characters dying, and or fighting. I advice you don't read this chapter if you're very sensitive, because this is very intense. I'll give this a rating of M! I don't own anything! The video belongs to 'MisterDavie.'

Out of all the ponies in Soundwave's collection, Pinky Pie was Soundwave's upmost favorite. He didn't know why, exactly, it was just the fact that a pinky pony filled with energy and laughter could make an emotionless, anti-social, con have a warm, fuzzy feeling in the pit of his tank. And it was that feeling that rest of the Decepticons used to get back at their Third in Command...


Soundwave carefully placed Pinky on the metal table next to the monitor screen, before sliding into his seat and typed in some more codes for the next relics. The screen bleeped and flashed, a video appeared with a picture of Pinky Pie her lips pulled in a kind of strange and creepy grin. Soundwave gasped in surprise and almost squealed.

He didn't hesitate to click the play button shaking in glee. Soundwave fast forward through the stupid red label that showed up on the screen, getting right to the part where Pinky Pie was running towards her friends, who were sitting at a picnic under a large tree.

'My name is Pinky Pie!'

'And I am here to say'

'I am going to make you smile!'

'And I will brighten up your day!'

'It doesn't matter now'

'If you are sad or blue'

'Cuz, cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do!'

Soundwave nodded his head at the music it was one of his favorites 'Smile.' Pinkie's song, this one however seemed to be a remix, but that made it sound even cooler. Nodding his head to the beat Soundwave watched as Twilight waved a hoof when she spotted Pinkie running towards them.

Pinky Pie then jumped up arching her hoof back and PUNCH! Twilight, blood gushed out of her nose and mouth like a squirt gun!

'Cuz, I love to make you smile, smile, smile. Yes I do!

The punch was followed by a hard kick that ripped Twilight's head clean off! Soundwave was frozen, watching as the purple unicorn's head fell to the ground, her tongue sticking out like a panting dog.

'It fills my heart with sunshine,'

'all the while!'

Rarity, and Applejack sat in shock as the most friendliest pony in existence just murdered their friend!

'Yes it does!'

Pinky jumped up arched her fist again, her smile growing more psychotic!

'Cuz all I really need's a smile, smile, smile.'

Her eyes were locked on Rarity. The unicorn only cried, she didn't even try to escaped!

'From these happy friends of mine!'

'happy friends of mine!'

Pinky punched Rarity with brute force, blood gushed out like a broken hose.

'Happy friends of mine!'

Pinky lifted her grinning face; the screen expanded allowing Soundwave the displeasure of seening Rarity's brains splattered on the ground, her face squished into her skull.

Pinkie's evil blue eyes locked on Applejack. The earth pony seemed happy that Rarity was dead, Soundwave will admit, he wasn't a big fan of Rarity either. Applejack's eyes shrunk down, her ears folding back. Pinky launched over and kicked the pony into the tree, one hoof pressed against Jack's neck locking her in place. Blood poured from Jack's nose. As her emerald eyes shrunk, Pinkies seemed to grow. This sent a shiver down Soundwave's spine.

Rainbow Dash happened to fly by, wearing sunglasses, when she immediately took notice of the scene.

Pinkie was obviously taking her time, punching Jack over and over until her mouth was covered in blood, and she lost a few teeth.

Rainbow, lunched up into the air, as fast as she could before shooting back down like a rocket, and kicking Pinky off Applejack. There was more blood. Why was there so much blood? Ponies weren't supposed to bleed! They were supposed to learn about friendship!

'It's true some days are dark and lonely.'

'And maybe you feel sad,'

'But Pinkie will be there to'

'Show you that it isn't that bad!'

Pinky crashed against the ground kicking up some dirt, and now laid limp.

'There is one thing that makes me happy.'

The screen moved closer, to her.

'And makes my whole life worthwhile!'

It flashed inside Pinkie's ear, going deeper and deeper.

'And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile!'

It showed Pinkie's brain where there was a meter, the needle flicked to moving to the red zone…

'Smile!'

Pinky curled up into a ball, electricity dancing around her shiny coat. She started to glow, curling up even tighter.

An explosion of pink clouded the screen, in a sudden 'boom'.

'I really am so happy.'

Rainbow and Jack turned around in utter shock. Why didn't they run away!

'Your smile fills me with glee.'

'Pinky was actually okay she was surrounded by smoke and electricity, slowly lifting her head, to show that damn creepy smile!

'I give a smile,'

'I get a smile.'

She pressed her front hooves together, creating some type of pink energy ball.

'And that's so special to me.'

It grew to the size of her head, Pinky lifted the ball and launched at Applejack, obliterating her and the tree behind her. Rainbow jumped away at the nick of time.

'Cuz I love to see you beam, beam, beam!'

Rainbow Dash skit to a halt, forced to watch in horror that most of her friends were dead.

'Yes, I do!'

'Tell me what more can I say'

'To make you see,'

Pinky jumped forward and kicked Rainbow Dash up into the air, blood exploded at the force.

'That I do!'

Pinky suddenly shot like a bullet into the sky. When did Pinky learned to fly!

When Rainbow fell Pinky followed. And slammed herself against the Pegasus, forcing Rainbow to puke up her own insides. Her guts were being squeezed out like play-do.

'It makes me happy,'

'When you beam, beam, beam.

After she finished Pinky glanced at the corner of her eye, to see Fluttershy standing in the background her jaw open in sheer horror.

'Yes it always makes my day!'

Pinky twisted around, pink electricity once again dancing around her. She had that horrible grin on her face.

Fluttershy's eyes widen, her jaw fell even harder. Pinky made another ball of energy, this one a bit smaller. She threw it like a baseball at Fluttershy, smoke exploded everywhere, not allowing Soundwave to see what happened to his second favorite pony. He actually wanted to cry.

'Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile.'

'Fill my heart up with sunshine,'

Sunshine.'

'All I really need's a smile, smile smile.'

Pinky's grin slowly fell. Soundwave hoped she realized what she had done, and regretted it, like how he regretted watching this.

'From these happy friends of mine!'

Fluttershy suddenly launched out, punch Pinky left and right repeatedly!

'Come one everypony!'

'Smile, smile, smile!'

Blood was exploding with each punch Fluttershy gave. Soundwave had never seen the soft spoken pony so angry, and fierce. "Don't mess with the quiet ones," Knockout had said once. Soundwave knew that for a fact. Don't mess with the quiet ones, especially Fluttershy.

'Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine!'

The two ponies spun around in mid air, ending with Fluttershy slamming Pinking on the ground over and over again!

Blood coated the green grass, and almost resembled a sprinkler when Fluttershy spun around again.

'From these happy friends of mine!'

Fluttershy through Pinky into the air, and flew after her, throwing more repeated punches.

'Come one everypony, smile, smile, smile.'

'Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.'

Pinky was being punched left and right, blood was pouring like rain. Fluttershy gave Pinky a hard kick sending her flipping backwards.

'All I really need's a smile, smile, smile.'

She head butted Pinky farther into the air. Soundwave had never seen so much blood coming from one little pony.

'From these happy friends of mine!'

Another hard punch had Pinky flying even farther, but the psychotic mare, regained herself and was able grab the lyrics: 'Yes the perfect gift for me!' and slammed it against Fluttershy's face.

'Is a smile.

'As wide as a mile!'

Fluttershy couldn't react quick enough, the second hit sent her crashing to the ground kicking up more smoke.

'To make me happy as can be!'

Pinky once again pushed her hooves together created another ball of energy. It grew bigger and bigger, Fluttershy was just regaining consciousness and gasped at the giant sphere.

'Smile!'

'Smile!'

The pink ball nearly covered the sky!

'Smile!

Pinky slammed it against the ground, it reminded Soundwave of a Dragon Ball Z episode, Megatron loved watching that show.

'Come one and smile!'

Fluttershy screamed, her skin splitting apart from the heat.

'Come on and smile!'

Her skin wilted and became red, melting off. A bead of lubricant fell from Soundwave's faceplate.

'Come on and smile!'

Pinkie's grin grew even bigger then possible.

'Come one and smile!'

The Earth exploded with intense force of the energy. Soundwave just sat there, frozen in his seat. Finally something clicked.


Knockout peeked into the rec room, holding up a Cybetronian sized camera in hopes to see Soundwave's reaction to the video. What he got however was more than anyone had bargained for.

Soundwave sat in his chair cuddling all his MLP toys, while rocking into place. "You don't need to worry, my little ponies. She won't get to you! I won't let her…" Soundwave then turned his helm to the table not too far away; Pinkie Pie was trapped in a cage of office items. Cybetronian equipment surrounded her in a square shaped prison. There was a note hanging off the table that read: Don't let out. Bad Pony.

Knockout felt his optic twitch, then allowed himself to sigh, "Looks like someone is going to need so more counseling. "

AN: Okay! If you plan to flame me, you may. But in my defense this was a request from 'MaxibotCreatorFlo.' She asked me to write a one-shot and I did as promised. Please don't hate me! *Cowers in fear* A-anyways… if you guys have any request please send me a message, or a review and I'll try to make it into a story. Even if you guys hate me, I still love you! Please review, even if it's a flame.