Hey. I am so surprised at how popular these are! I seriously love you guys who read my stuff and if you have any prompts please PM me! So I read a fic with a drunk Clarke and thought about how funny it would be if Lexa got drunk non-Clarke relationship. It is a random function of my brain and not as good as some others. Also this is my own take on what happens after the mountain battle as I haven't actually seen it yet so sorry in that aspect. I own nothing so enjoy-Lexi :)

What to do with the drunken Grounder

The celebrations went on for days. Mount Weather was defeated and the sky people and the grounders were finally accepting one another. On the first night of celebration, most people were too tired to do anything but sleep. On the second night however, things got a little out of hand. Monty and Jasper had been gone most of the day but this was usual and so no one was really bothered; most people thought they were gay but close friends like Clarke, Raven, Bellamy and Octavia knew better. They were sat round a large bonfire watching people celebrate their victory when Octavia finally spoke.

"I wonder what Jasper and Monty are doing." She mused, breaking the silence and taking her eyes off Lincoln who was laughing with some grounders. Raven shrugged with a non-fussed look on her face.

"I don't know" Bellamy said shrugging before smiling impishly. "Maybe their having fun in the woods" he said suggestively making a thrusting motion with his fist. The three girls all looked mortified and disgusted.

"Ew no!" Octavia said, scrunching up her face. "Bad image, Bell" she said, shaking her head in order to rid herself of the mental image of Monty and Jasper 'together' in the woods.

"Yeah" Clarke said, shuddering slightly. "They're probably making more moonshine or accidental explosives" she said with a smile, watching as everyone laughed knowing that it was probably true.

"What is Moonshine?" came a voice behind them, causing them all to jump and spin around to face the speaker.

"Commander!" exclaimed Octavia "you made us jump" she said.

"Apologies" Lexa said, tilting her head slightly. "What is this moonshine you speak of?" she asked again.

"Well it's, err, alcohol" Clarke said, deciding to leave out the illegal part and avoiding Lexa's eyes as they scanned her face.

"Oh" Lexa said "I shall have to try some."

"It's pretty strong stuff" Bellamy said, instantly regretting it as Lexa's gaze turned to him. He shifted uncomfortably.

"Are you suggesting that I cannot hold my ale?" Lexa asked, enjoying teasing Bellamy.

"No" Bellamy muttered, looking down at the ground.

"Then I challenge you to a drinking contest" she said, smiling slightly as Bellamy looked up in surprise before a determined glint came into his eye.

"You're on" he said before watching Lexa turn and walk away. He smiled and looked round at the girls who were shaking their heads and laughing quietly. "What?" he asked confused.

"She is going to crush you" Octavia giggled as she saw Bellamy's look of confidence grow into a look of terror which set the others off laughing too. Bellamy put his head in his hands muttering curses under his breath which just made the girls laugh even harder. They were interrupted by a shout from the forest. They turned their heads towards the shout to see Monty and Jasper running out the forest rolling a large barrel in front of them. Clarke, Bellamy, Raven and Octavia all got up and jogged over to where the boys had stopped just inside the gates of the city. Clarke looked up at the two boys who were grinning like idiots and were covered in something that stank and Clarke had no desire to find out what it was.

"We did it" Monty said breathlessly, bending over to catch his breath.

"Did what?" came the Commander's voice beside Clarke who jumped for the second time that day. Monty's smile faltered and boys both paled slightly. Jasper gulped and answered.

"Made Moonshine ma'am" he said, smiling again when a cheer broke out through the remaining hundred. Lexa raised an eyebrow and looked to Clarke then Bellamy who nodded with a smug look on his face.

"Well then" Lexa said "let us get cups" she said, turning away but stopping when Jasper called out.

"There are more barrels and we'll need some help getting them here." Lexa nodded and turned to the grounder next to her.

"Get twenty of your men" she said watching as the grounder gathered his men and ran off into the forest after Monty, Jasper and the few sky people with them. Clarke strode forward with a mug taken from a grounder in her hand. She broke the seal on the barrel and poured out some of the amber liquid inside. When the mug was full, she handed it to Lexa with an impish grin on her face.

"The Commander should have the first drink" she said, looking Lexa straight in the eye as the Commander brought the mug up to her lips. Clarke laughed as Lexa's eyes widened in surprise at the unusually strong and weird texture of this 'Moonshine'. She continued to down the drink in one, much to the horror of Bellamy.

"Come Bellamy" she said "our contest awaits." Bellamy gulped and took a step forward but was interrupted at the arrival of Jasper and Monty. Each person had their own barrel of Moonshine. When they had dumped the barrels and started to run back again, Clarke quickly grabbed Monroe who had gone with them.

"How much did they make?" Clarke asked, genuinely surprised by the ingenious that was Monty and Jasper.

"About 70 or 80 barrels" Monroe said shrugging her shoulders and running to catch up with the others. Clarke's eyes widened in shock and she smiled, knowing that it was going to be an interesting night. When the boys returned with the final few barrels, almost everyone had a mug in their hands and two barrels had already gone. However, everyone's attention was on Bellamy and Lexa who had a full-on drinking contest going on. They had each drunk around 10 mugs of Moonshine and Bellamy was just reaching for his 11th. He downed it and watched as Lexa did the same. This continued for a while longer until Bellamy finally gave up on his 30th mug. He collapsed on the floor so two grounders carried him back to his tent. It was well past midnight and most people were either passed out or in their tents. Lexa was very clearly drunk and Clarke had to catch her when she stood up because she swayed so much. Clarke hadn't drunk much; she didn't really like the taste of Moonshine and besides, someone had to have a level head and clear mind. She wrapped Lexa's arm round her neck and started walking a very drunk Lexa back to her tent.

"Come one" Clarke said as Lexa staggered about, even with Clarke supporting her. "Let's get you to bed." Lexa pulled away sharply and had to be caught by Clarke again as she nearly fell over.

"I shall not be ordered to bed like a child" she slurred, leaning heavily against Clarke as they staggered towards Lexa's tent. When they got to the tent, Clarke walked Lexa over to the bed. She let out a yelp of surprise as Lexa dragged her onto the bed.

"Lexa!" Clarke exclaimed, annoyed at the Commander. However, Clarke stiffened when Lexa kissed her neck. Clarke wanted more than anything to kiss Lexa but it wasn't fair, Lexa was drunk and she would just be taking advantage. "Lexa stop" Clarke breathed, removing Lexa's wandering hands from her shirt. Lexa leaned back with a confused expression.

"Don't you want me?" she asked, words slurring. Clarke sighed and nodded but got up.

"Yes but you are drunk and it's not fair to take advantage of you" she said, watching Lexa pout like a child. "Now, go to sleep" Clarke said, watching Lexa throw herself onto the bed and shut her eyes. "You're gonna need it" Clarke added under her breath as she slipped out the tent to her own one. Lexa was going to have a very bad hangover tomorrow and was likely to bed in a very bad mood.