Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: This chapter is rated T for a few suggested themes. I don't own the song Wrecking Ball, or anything else that is mentioned in this story. I have nothing against Miley Cyrus; I just wish she didn't have to change.
"We clawed, we chained,"
"Our hearts in vane, we jumped. Never asking why."
"We kissed, I fell,"
"Under your spell."
"In love, no one could deny."
Soundwave hated to admit it, but Starscream had great taste in music. This song,' Wrecking Ball,' was an intense, yet beautiful song. He loved it. Soundwave also loved, 'Party in the USA.' Almost every song Miley Cyrus wrote was his favorite. She was different, then any other singer. Most singers would mention human interface, or say stuff that was inappropriate to kids. But since Miley was part of the Disney channel, Soundwave secretly watched 'Mickey Mouse,' she wouldn't or couldn't mention anything bad.
"Maybe I should look up some music videos. Starscream did mentioned an unbelievable video of Miley." Since he was alone, Soundwave developed the habit of talking to himself.
With his processor set, the faceless mech typed in music video for Miley Cyrus.
A few links popped up, but none of them seemed to catch his attention right away. A few actually looked a lot like parodies. Just as he was about to give up and continue listening to his music, a video caught his attention.
'Miley Cyrus at the VMAS 2013 Performance.'
That sounded interesting. The mech clicked on the link and waited for the video to load.
It first showed a giant, futuristic teddy bear, with flashing visors. Dramatic music slowly began to rise, then the belly of the bear fell, revealing it's self to be a small stair case. Miley-wait that wasn't Miley!
Soundwave leaned close to get a much better look. The facial features were identical, but everything else wasn't. Her hair was dyed blond and tied up into knots on top of her head. Miley walked towards the stairs, and hooked her leg up on a wall, sticking her tongue out with a scrunched up wink. Was that supposed to be sexy?
Miley then walked down the stairs in a strange manner, sticking her tongue out again and again. Touching her face, as if she was trying to look appetizing to the crowd, but in reality was a bit revolting to the mech.
She walked to a group of pink teddy bears, in almost a waddling fashion. Soundwave wasn't sure what to think, maybe this was an imposter?
She stood in the middle, waving her hands and thrusting her pelvis to the beat of the song.
This wasn't Soundwave's first time seeing women moving in a twisting and jerking matter. What was it called again, twerking? Yes, twerking. Other stars seemed to find there rhythm and were able to move to the beat with professional grace. With Miley, however, it was like a drunken moose on figure skates. Why was she wearing that bear outfit? This couldn't be the Disney star who played in so many hit films. It just couldn't be?
Miley was kicking her legs, and then brought the microphone to her face shouting, "Make some noise!"
'If by noise, you mean purge, then okay.' Soundwave was almost disgusted by this new side of his favorite singer.
What had happened to her? And what was with her tongue and gestures to the crotch? Wa this woman insane!
The femme was singing, but her performance was not even close to being good. Why was she spanking that girls butt? This wasn't right! This was just plain disgusting!
A single bead of lubricant slipped between the rims of his faceplate, trailing down before making suicidal jump to the ground.
After she finished the song, Miley stripped of the bear costume and was now in nothing but cream, leather panties and bra. Just what was this femme trying to do?
A man in a black and white striped suit stepped out and a new song began to play. Soundwave recognized this song it was "Blurred Lines," by Robin Thicke. The two were now singing and dancing together. For some reason Miley now had a styrophone finger and kept on touching her crotch and Robin's. What the frag was going on?
At some point to the song, Miley had her back to Robin and was grinding her aft against his front, twerking his against his pelvis! Soundwave couldn't watch anymore! He exited out of that Primus forbid video and just stood there.
Only one question bombarded his processor.
"What has this world come to?"
"And I came in like a wrecking ball!" The mech jumped at the all too familiar song, Wrecking Ball.
Anger now replaced his shock and the silent mech stomped out of the room, down the hall, towards the source of that horrid music.
Vehicons dodge out of the charging mech's way. It would have been a death wish if they stayed.
Soundwave was horrified to discover Starscream and a few other cons watching the Wrecking Ball music video. Miley was currently butt naked on said wrecking ball, singing!
Without warning, the face-less mech, charged up his arm gun, and fired the screen. Everyone stopped and stared in utter shock.
Soundwave spoke in a shaking; grieve tone, "You will not hurt anyone, anymore." He ran back to his room to cry.
AN: I'm sorry if this was late, I've been kind of busy. XP I'm glad that everyone has been checking out and reviewing 'Soundwave's Twelve Pains of Christmas." It's actually based on a song 'Skellington Girl' showed me. Super funny. XD Anyways I'd like to thank 'PhoenixoftheLostandForgotten,' who suggested this idea. Hope you like it :D
If you guys have any requests for what Soundwave should discover next, review or message me and I'll try to write it! Love you guys!