Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: I know I said that I will probably update on the weekends, and this is true. But since my house is snowed in and school is canceled today, I thought why not update while I have the chance. Hope you guys like it. Thank you all for your support :D If you have any ideas for the next chap let me know! I'll give this chap a rating of T for reasons you may or may not like. XD
Warning: Random prank . No teenagers were harmed in the making of this story. Well, not physically. XD
"Oh, Takashi!" One of the girls cooed with a hint of lust.
Soundwave couldn't look away. It was nearly impossible for him. As usual he was searching through the internet for something new. Luckily, YouTube always had something, whether it was cat videos, or songs. They had it all. No one could hate it. And it was thanks to YouTube that Soundwave found this:
'High School of the Dead Abridged OVA (real episode)'. It was based off a popular anime, and Soundwave can see why. Those characters had huge personalities! Especially the talking dog, though Soundwave wasn't sure if he could really talk in the anime or if it was just the parody.
"Hey, Soundwave, did Mega- wait what are you watching?" Steve stopped, pointing at the large screen. Soundwave didn't answer; he simply just waved Steve off, struggling to listen to the characters talk.
The human anime male named Takashi, at least that's what it sounded like to the con, was forced against the wall by the girl with braided purple hair.
"Takashi," She said, "I just saw a fish, harass another fish."
"Oh, god, you're crazy too."
Steve tilted his helm to the side, walking closer to get a better look at the screen. "Why are the girl's chest plates so big?"
Soundwave shrugged and played a recording, "I believe they call them: boobies." Steve glanced at Soundwave and looked back at the video, "Boobies, huh?" He mumbled "That's a very odd name for human chest plates."
Soundwave nodded, "I would have called them flesh bags, personally."
"Why are they so big and shiny?" Steve wondered aloud.
"Human mechs seemed to like big boobs."
Both Steve and Soundwave were quiet, continuing to watch anime until it was over. It was quiet as the duo stared at the blank screen, until…
"You want to have some fun?" Steve asked mischievously.
Normally, Soundwave would never follow Steve's lead, but something told him it was going to be very interesting…
The human males screamed as loud as they possible could, begging to be let out of their cages.
Soundwave never had so much fun in his life! Tricking the male teenager with a simple naked female hologram was probably the best thing Steve had ever come up with.
"I told you it would work!" Steve laughed, hunched over, watching as the males were forced to watch 'Two Girls One Cup.' The Decepticons may be ruthless killers bent on destroying the Autobots, but like everything else, they love to play practical jokes.
Soundwave laughed along with his friend, "Booby traps with actually boobies."
AN: I just had a weird day and I wanted to share my weirdness XD My sister, Kaori, told me I should write this and I honestly didn't have much inspiration, but hopefully you'll like it. Anyways read, review, fav, whatever you want XD.
As always nothing belongs to me. The video belongs to HOTD Abridged. Check it out at your own risk.