Soundwave Meets the Internet

It was probably the most annoying game in existence! And yet, he couldn't stop playing it! It was nearly impossible. How could something so annoying be so addiction? It was like an addicting drug. Once you try it, you can't fully stop.

That stupid game; he hated it.

Stupid, Flappy Bird…

"Scrap, why can't score five?" The data pad was starting to crack under the hard jabs from Soundwave's digit.

"Good evening, Soundwave, what are- Holy scrap!" Soundwave lifted his helm just in time to see the horror expression printed on Knockout's faceplate. Not a klick later it was traded in for an angry scowl.

"Soundwave, what in Primus' name are you doing?" The red mech demanded. Soundwave, who returned to his game, shrugged his shoulders.

"Soundwave!" Knockout snatched the device away; earning terrified gasp from the con.

"This datapad is for my servos only." Knockout lectured in an annoyed tone. "Oh, now look at this." He lifted the device to Soundwave's face, "You nearly destroyed the screen. It's almost useless!"

Soundwave didn't hesitate. The moment the chance came, he snatched the data pad and went back to playing his game.

Knockout's lips drooped down into a frown. His friend needed some serious counseling. Well, no one was injured at the moment and there wasn't any missions, so maybe he should try and see what is wrong their faceless con.

Soundwave fidgeted under Knockout's detailed gaze. The red mech lay relaxed in a large Cybertronian sized chair. In his servos was a fresh data pad and a metal pen; a pair of large glasses hung off his nose plate; giving him a 'professional' look.

Soundwave wasn't so relaxed. He was forced to lie down on a long bed like couch; that gave a loud screeched whenever he dared to move. Yes, he was in for it now.

"Name?" Soundwave looked up when the medic finally spoke.

Not receiving any answers, Knockout tried again, only a little louder. "Name?"

"You already know my name." Why was Knockout acting so different?

"Just tell me your name." Seeing no way out of this, Soundwave decided to humor him.

"Soundwave."

"Good, now where do you work?"

"You already know that."

"Please, answer the question, Mr. Soundwave." Wait; did he just say ' '? Knockout tilted his glasses as a small warning to the mech. There was no arguing, was there?

"I work on the Nemesis, as a Decepticon."

Knockout hummed, "Very interesting, and how do you find your surrounding?"

"Okay, I guess, it can get a little annoying at times."

"Good, good. We're finally making progress. Now, I must ask, why is it that you suddenly started to research so many strange things?"

"I found this human entertainment called the 'internet.' It's basically a place that holds information for anyone to see."

"Hmm, yes I can see that. Now, why is it that you like it so much, Soundwave?"

Why did he like it so much? "I guess because it's very interesting."

"Can you elaborate on that?"

Soundwave shrugged, "It's just interesting; there are so many things I didn't know about Earth. For instance: Did you know English is the most complicated language in the whole world? Or, did you know that the Hitler had only one testicle or-"

"I think that's enough of that, Mr. Soundwave. I think we should move on to your addiction to that Earth game: Flappy Bird."

"What about it?"

"You seem very addicted to it, why?"

"Well, it's just addicting. I can't get enough of it."

"Care to elaborate."

"I-I don't' know. I just like it, well I honestly don't really like it. Its super annoying that that stupid bird keeps on getting killed. It's so frustrating!" His servos clenched into tight balled, metal fists. What he wouldn't give to play that game right now. Maybe, now he can finally score five.

Knockout hummed, nibbling the end of his pen in thought. "Well, Mr. Soundwave, I think you need to consider other's needs before your own?"

"What do you mean?"

The red mech leaned over, staring Soundwave in the eye, if possible. "What I mean, is that I think its best you don't get on the internet anymore."

The whole world fell under his-wait, no. The whole universe! Fell underneath his pedes. What was Knockout saying? No more internets! No more online videos? No more Fanfiction? That was like taking wax away from Knockout, or telling Starscream to shut up! It was impossible!

"I'll let Lord Megatron know of this news." Knockout stood up and turned to leave.

A large shadow loomed over him and before the mech could react everything suddenly went black.

"Where is that stupid medic?" Megatron was beginning to lose his patience. Multiple Vehicons came in wounded and Knockout was nowhere in sight. He tried the comm. link, but was surprised that Knockout didn't answer.

Did he go out racing?

No, the Nemesis picked up his energy signature and a small device was leading him to…

The rec room?

Megatron sighed; he should have known this was going to happen. He'd foreseen it, and yet didn't bother to worn the medic. Well, serves him right for not minding his own business when it came to Soundwave. As long as Soundwave continued his work, Megatron honestly didn't give a flying frag about what the mech did in his spare time.

Taking a moment to prepare himself, Megatron opened the door. His eyes widened and his jaw slacked a little at the sight before him.

Knockout was hog tied, with a gag over his mouth. Muffled noises could barely be heard, as the red bot trying desperately to communicate verbally, and of course, not succeeding.

Megatron lifted his optics to the movement in the far corner. Soundwave was hunched over in the far corner, rocking back and forth, like a glitch.

The tyrant could barely hear his voice, over Knockout's constant muffled screams. From what he picked up Soundwave was saying:

"Don't worry, my sweets, Daddy is going to keep you safe. Yes, he will protect you, and love you, and won't let anyone touch. Shh... There, there, angels, Daddy's got you."

Ever so slowly, Megatron backed out of the room, ignoring his medic's constant whining.

AN: Okay, yes I know this is probably a silly idea and I'm sorry I didn't use anyone's ideas for this chapter, but this idea was screaming at me to use it, I'm sorry! XP I couldn't deny it anymore! Stupid plot bunnies and their use of hypnosis! XDXDXDXD Love you guys!