Soundwave Meets the Internet
"… You've had it with parenting, but there is a solution! Introducing: Naptime!" Soundwave raised an optic ridge at the video. He had been searching the web for hours for a solution to Starscream's constant whining. He just wouldn't shut the heck up! Even Megatron was starting to lose his patience, and with Starscream being Second in Command that was saying a lot.
"Interesting…" The mech mumbled with interest. The commercial was obviously fake being that the human adults were using chloroform to silence their noisy offspring and also that the product was illegal in every state of the nation; it was a gag video for laughs. Still the idea of it might be useful for their 'little' problem. Now it's time to consult Lord Megatron and Shockwave…
"I'm telling you, Steve! One day the Decepticons will bow to me as their leader and the Autobot scum shall regret the day they messed with me! The Might Starscream!"
Steve nodded absently; barely paying any attention to his commanding officer. In reality this was what most drones did when Starscream was around. Just nod their helms and give a few 'uh, huh,' here and there.
"… And Megatron shall be the one to deliver me Energon! The good kind with metal shavings and rust sticks!"
"Uh, huh," Steve hummed praying for the torture to end soon. Something shifted in the corner of his optic, instantly grabbing the Vehicon's attention. It was a small white bottle, with the words, printed in colorful letters that read: Naptime.
Starscream of course didn't notice; he was still explaining his plans of concur. "And later I will be the one to torture him! Yes, when I'm done, he'll be begging for more!"
'Wait, is he talking about destroying Megatron or fragging Megatron?' Steven immediately shook the disturbing, mental image out of his processor; focusing his attention on the bottle's instructions.
"Steve! You imbecile, are you even listening to me?" Starscream growled, slapping his metal servo against the counter. The bang immediately got the mech's attention.
"Good, now as I was saying I- mhff!" He didn't get a chance to finish it. While Starscream had continued to ramble on about his, well whatever it was he was talking about. Steve quickly took a large rag and douse it with the 'Naptime' bottle; practically ripping the cap of and pouring the clear liquid onto the cloth until it was dripping wet, then he slapped the thing over Starscream's mouth and held it there for 8-12 seconds; just as the directions explained. Pretty soon Starscream's squirming form was limp on the floor.
"Thank you 'Naptime.'" He could now enjoy a day's work in peace.
AN: Okay, I know this is short and I'm sorry! I've been pretty busy lately with school and such, but I'm still going to update! I won't give up on this story. This idea came from 'mega megatron 7'. Hope you like it! Sorry, there wasn't much of Soundwave in this one. I thought another Starscream one shot would be fun. :D Anyways the video called 'Naptime' belongs to 'Chris Capel'. They are awesome and have created other hilarious videos. Check them out and give them some love. I don't own anything!
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