Soundwave Meets the Internet
"Um…Soundwave, I don't think you should be doing this." Steve mumbled. A blast of icy wind slapped against their metal bodies covering them in a shiny coat of frozen ice.
"I know the risks, but I cannot allow myself to let this moment to pass…" Cycling some air and carefully placed the tip of his foot against the frozen surface. It didn't crack; that was good. The mech added some more weight, with slow caution.
"Soundwave, Lord Megatron is expecting us to be back in two cycles! We can't waste it!" With one foot now firmly placed on the ice, Soundwave gripped one of the thick branches and scooted his other foot to meet the first.
"Soundwave, please listen to reason!" The faceless drone snapped, "This is my reason!"
Steve threw his servos into the air in frustration, "Ice skating isn't a good reason! You're only doing this because you saw it on the winter Olympics!"
"It is my new love!"
"It's a sport! And besides whom in their right mind would allow a GIANT ALIEN TO ATTEND IT!"
Soundwave was now struggling to stay upright, his angry burst nearly made him slip. "You'll see! They will know that I, Soundwave, am meant to skate! I will be better than those bimbos!"
Steve ground his denta together "You just started skating five minutes ago! They've been training for four, fraging, years!"
"I'll show you! I'll shall all of you- whoa!" Before Soundwave could think his legs flew from under him. His giant metal body crashing into the ice below.
"Soundwave!" Steve tore off a large branch from the many trees that isolated them from civilians and quickly lay down on his abdomen; stretching the wooden limb over to the misshapen hole. "Grab on, Soundwave!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" The announcer shouted through the speaker, "It gives me great pleasure to announce, in our last performance of the evening. The greatest skater in the galaxy: Soundwave!"
The crowd cheered and howled when a lone light shone upon the purple and black mech dressed in snow white, sparkling tights with the Decepticon insignia that was glittery and purple, printed on the front of his outfit.
Soft music began to play in a dramatic melody. Soundwave skated across the ice. Spinning in circles; drinking in the crowd's gasps in awe. They loved him. The humans loved him!
He skipped over the ice with only his toes. Something that only a professional skater could do, maybe even a god…?
The crowd began to cheer. "Soundwave!" He added a few 360s and a figure eight just for a little zing to his beautiful choreography.
"Soundwave!" The mech grinned underneath his mask and sent a kiss to his fans. "I love you all!"
"Soundwave? Soundwave can you hear me?"
Soundwave gave a weak grin, "I love you." Knockout's optics widen, "Um… yes, I guess, well I like you too?"
Soundwave sighed and unconsciously reached up to rub Knockout's silver face. "I'm a pretty skater, aren't I?"
Knockout gulped, was this seriously happening? "Um… Yes, well you are a very interesting mech."
"How is our TIC?" The red mech sighed before frowning at Megatron. "It's worst than we thought, my liege. It's seems Soundwave has completely lost his processor and is now visioning himself as an ice skater."
Megatron raised an optic ridge and looked down at his subordinate. Soundwave was now laughing in a tipsy manner, he suddenly grabbed Megatron by his chin; bringing the tyrant down to optic level. "Tell me I'm yours, Jack."
Megatron snapped away, pushing Soundwave down then grabbing a hold of Knockout. "I want this mech's processor to have a full scan immediately!"
Knockout nodded and bowed "Of course, sire."
AN: Once again I have scared millions of innocent lives with this Fanfiction! *insert evil laugh*. Anyways, I was watching the Olympics with my dad and this idea popped up with the help of some candy and soda and maybe a few interesting fics XP Thank you guys for the review. Love you guys! If you have any ideas for the next chap let me know! :D