Soundwave Meets the Internet
Knockout sighed shaking his helm for the felt like the millionth time today. "This will not end well."
"What the frag happened to Soundwave?" Breakdown questioned. He had just entered the room and was taken back about the scene before him.
At the mention of the TIC, Knockout growled shaking his head once again. "That mech!" He punched the nearby wall. "That fragging mech! He thought it would a great idea to download a fraging movie into his processor!"
Breakdown's good optic widen "You serious? Why?"
The red medic snorted, "The other residence were complaining about the noise. Lord Megatron told Soundwave that if he can't keep the volume down he won't be allowed on the computer ever again."
The large of the two pondered the information, "I wonder if humans have the same problem?"
"Not likely," Knockout snorted again, "I highly doubt the humans could hold a candle to Soundwave's addiction. At least they are willing to out and work and not make the medics do it, wasting a perfectly good paintjob!"
Breakdown could help but chuckle, wrapping a large servo around his mate's abdomen. "Don't worry even with a bad paintjob you're still a knockout." The red mech's face plate heated, but grinned regardless. "O, you." They pressed their lips components together, the world around them melting into a pure white background.
"Hold on, Brain! I'm coming to save you!" The couple instantly pulled apart annoyed that one of their few moments was broken.
"Um… Knockout," The wrecker whispered to his mate, point at large finger at the patient's unorthodox behavior. "What's in the pit is wrong with Soundwave?"
"You can't' get away I'm the fastest!"
Knockout glared daggers at the purple mech. "He tried to download 'The Fast and the Furious'."
His mate raised an optic ridge, "What's that?"
"A human film, it's very interesting, but a little to many sequels in my opinion." Breakdown gave a hesitant nod, "So is that why Soundwave is driving an invisible car?" He pointed again at Soundwave's direction.
The mech was leaning forward his face close to his servos which were clenching an imaginary steering wheel. "If you think you're going to win, you got another thing coming!"
Knockout smirked "Funny thing about the internet, no matter how useful it is, it actually holds more viruses then a pleasure bot with the Cybonic Plague."
Breakdown's optic was ready to pop out of his head. "You serious?"
Soundwave, dramatically, leaned to the side, screaming at the top of his vocals. "You can't catch me I'm like Speed Racer!"
Knockout gave a small nod, "Yes, sadly I haven't gotten a clue on how to fix it. He's re- enacting multiple different scenes at once."
Breakdown nodded again, his optics never leaving the TIC who was currently running around screaming "I'm on fire!" waving his hands and patting away the non-existing flames. The larger mech smirked and leaned close to his beautiful mate, "I'll grab the camera if you grab the Energon."
Knockout chuckled "You just read my mind, mate."
AN: Sorry if it's short. I've been under some stress lately. Lol, you know you're stressed about math when you wake up half asleep counting by 2s XD. Anyways this was a special request from my 300th reviewer! :D Thank you!
Also, I was given a request to write a Soundwave/Steve story that takes place during Easter; it will probably involve the three sparklings. Long story short, I want to know what you guys want in this story. It will be fluffy of course, but I want to your ideas on how Soundwave and Steve get together. Review or message you ideas and I'll try to write it. :D As always I don't own anything. Love you guys!