Soundwave Meets the Internet
AN: This is a special request from Hurricaneofsutobots. Hope you like it and thank you for reviewing :D
"Hey, Soundwave," The mech paused in mid-key stroke at the cocky tone. He lifted his gaze to see Venom Striker, Predaking's daughter and princess. She was a petite femme with black and green armor. Her frame type was almost a match to Arcee's except with large spikes on her shoulders. Like Knockout, the predacon was a bit cocky and constantly worried about her paintjob, no wonder those two usually got a long so well.
The princess smirked, showing off a mouthful of daggers that could easily tear through metal armor as if it were paper. "You like looking up videos, right?" Soundwave didn't answer. What was this femme up too?
Taking the hint, Venom continued, "Well, I know this really funny video you should check out. Have you ever heard of a singer named Justin Bieber?" Soundwave looked through his memory banks and came up empty.
When he shook his head, Venom pretended to be shocked. Gasping, she pulled a hand up to her face as if offended by the news. "Wait, never?" He shook his head again.
"Jeeze, Sounders, you really need to check it out!" The green femme nudged Soundwave aside, quickly pulling up the YouTube search bar and typing in 'Caught on camera: Justin Bieber pissing in jail cell after arrest in Miami.'
Venom smirked and played the video.
There was a person dressed and black clothes leaning over a table, while an officer patted down his sides, searching for any illegal items.
"Video of Justin Bieber getting patted down in jail following his DUI arrest in Miami Beach surfaced the web recently." A young male's voice spoke. The video shifted to computer animation, with the officer who was searching the young human, transforming, with a puff of smoke, into a large octopus.
"The video shows embarrassing footage of Bieber being patted down a Miami police officer, but that's not all according to Miami police." Another animated clip showed Justin getting pushed through his cell door, dressed down in a black t-shirt and shorts.
"Here is the VIN footage of Bieber pissing in the cell is the first time there's the first time there's been footage of Bieber peeing in public." The animation switched back to another video footage of Justin being in a mop bucket at a restaurant.
"Just last July, he relieved himself in a mop bucket at a restaurant. Last month Bieber couldn't contain himself on the way to Snowmass Colorado." Pictures of the teen pop star few across the screen along with pictures of the ski resort.
Another animated simulation appeared of Justin jumping out of his car and relieving himself in the snow. "Of course his crew pulled over, and Bieber sprayed his initials in the snow for the world to see."
Another animated came up; this one showing a human baby, with Justin's head walking around with pee shooting out from his, blurred out, unmentionables. "Has Justine Bieber ever been potty trained?"
The video changed once again, to show a man dressed in a black tux, falling down on his knees in a begging position. "Anyways, Bieber's lawyers are busy preventing any BTR Bieber from falling into the hands of or being used by the media, but they can't stop us from doing an animated reenactment."
Once the whole video ended, Venom Striker paused it and smirked at the TIC, "SO what did you think of that?" She laughs.
Soundwave was quite at first. What he just saw disgusted him. He may not fully understand the human race, but he did know for a fact that what Justin did was looked down upon by the known public.
He shook his helm in disappointment. What happens to people when they get famous? Does all logic leave their processors? It sure did seem like it.
Soundwave felt sorry for the families and friends that associated with stars. They must get a lot of crap from the media.
Maybe it was the drama that the paparazzi push on to them. Maybe it was the fame and glory that blinds them from what is really going on. Either way, Soundwave had a few words to say.
"Peeing in public is not a very lady like manner. Doesn't matter if she's famous or not, Justin still has to keep her dignity."
Venom couldn't contain herself, she hunched over laughing her aft off. "Wait a minute. Wait a minute! You think Justin is a girl?"
Soundwave nodded nonchalantly, "Yes, a very ugly girl I might add. How did she become famous? "
The next day, Knockout confirmed that Venom blew out her vocals cause of her constant laughing.
AN: Okay, I know there are a lot of Justin Bieber fans out there that still love the guy and I respect you. I mean no offence to anyone who still love Justin Bieber. This is just a story, please don't take it literally.
I don't own anything that involves Justin, nor do I own the video. The video belongs to TomoNewsUS. I also don't own the OC Venom Striker, she belongs to Hurricanofsutobots. Hope you guys like this, again I don't mean any offence to anyone. This is only for fun, not meant to be taken literally. If you do happen to take this seriously and are offended by it, then I'm sorry, again this is all for fun.
Anyways, love you guys hope you have a great weekend :D!