Soundwave Meets the Internet
"Evolve." Nothing, it just blinked at him. "Evolve!" Still nothing.
Soundwave frowned, glaring at his pet, who started to peck under his wing.
This had been going on for hours with no results.
Soundwave had been surfing the web and discovered the interesting world of Pokémon. Something he wasn't sure as to what to think.
First off, it had these strange, magical animals that must be captured and tamed. Second the main character, Ash, seemed to be immortal and held enough courage to put the Autobots to shame.
"Come on, Lazerbeak, evolve."
"Bawk?" The drone sighed and shook his head. "No, what did I tell you. You don't say 'bawk', you say 'Lazerbeak'. That's your name."
The metal bird simply cocked his head questioning his owner's sanity.
Soundwave groaned for the millionth time today. What was it going to take for his Pokémon to evolve?
Wait a second. That was it!
If trainers make their Pokémon fight in order to evolve them, then maybe it might work for his Lazerbeak.
"Yes, that makes perfect sense!" The mech grinned underneath his mask and was quick to track down the energy signals of his enemies.
After a few minutes he was able to pick one up. It was Bumblebee, probably on a lone scouting mission. Perfect!
Soundwave grabbed his bird and ran into the Space Bridge.
Bumblebee was doing his evening patrol. So far the cons had yet to attack, which was either a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, the scout was staying on his guard.
The hiss and whirl of a space bridge came to life. From what Bumblebee could sense it wasn't Ratchet or any of the others. The yellow scout pressed a finger to his helm in a desperate attempt to call for backup.
Soundwave emerged from within the sea of green and blue. He stared at the bot that was beeping frequently to his medic; sadly they were having some trouble with the ground bridge.
Bumblebee jumped when he spotted the Decepticon's TIC and immediately summoned his weapons, ready to fight to the bitter end if he had to.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" Soundwave screamed, pointing a dramatic digit at the confused Autobot.
"Lazerbeak, I choose you!" The mechanical bird reluctantly jumped of his master's chest, squawking in annoyance.
If possible, Bumblebee was even more confused. "Soundwave, what are you doing?" He beeped.
"We're having a Pokémon battle, toss out your Pokémon!"
"Pokémon?" Bumblebee repeated. Why did that name sound familiar?
"Where is your Pokémon?" Soudwave questioned, "Don't you have one?"
Soundwave has totally lost it; Bumblebee didn't need to be a scientist to guess that. The mech has totally gone wacko. Probably from being secluded on the Nemesis for too long.
Still, the last thing Bee wanted was to get caught up in a fight with a mech that nearly offlined Wheeljack. He'll have to play along with Soudnwave's game until the others arrive.
"Um… Yeah, I have one. Let me go grab him." Bumblebee hurried into the forest background, scavenging for parts for his 'Pokémon.'
Soundwave waited patiently, tapping the tip of his foot against the soft ground.
A minute later and Bumblebee returned. "Um… Ground-turnip-hawk-feather, I choose you!" He tossed the object into the air. It landed with a dull thud and rolled up to Lazerbeak.
It was literally a turnip covered in mud with a hawk feather poking out of the side. Bumblebee had used small pieces of rock to make a disfigured smiley face that would have made Megatron cringe.
"Good, now we can get started," Soundwave grinned underneath his mask. "Lazerbeak, do a head butt!"
"Bawk!" the bird growled.
"What do you mean 'no'? I said do a head butt!"
Lazerbeak let out another annoying squawk at his leader. "Lazerbeak, I'm you're trainer! You do what I say!"
Bumblebee watch as the two yelled at each other; his optics shifting from the screeching predatory bird to the clearly delusional Decepticon who has been in his room for far too long.
"Look, Lazer, I know you don't like this, but it's the only way for you to evolve, and destroy that Pokémon!" Lazerbeak squawked again and waddled over to its opponent. He tapped his beak lazily against the thick skin.
"Way to go, Lazer! Now use iron tail!"
There was another hiss and whirl coming from behind Bee. The yellow scout already knew who it was and he didn't waste another second scurrying inside to the safety of his home.
"Wait! Hey, Bee, do you want to trade Pokémon?"
"Squawk!?"
AN: Wow, that was random XD Sorry if this was a late update, but I couldn't help it. I'm going to give you guys a heads up and say that I might not be able to update this story next weekend. I'm going to ComicCon! :D I'm so excited, this will be the first time I've ever done this, so I'm really excited!
As always I don't own anything. This idea came from Guess, Thank you for your review!
Hope you guys like it! Love you, and have a good weekend! :D