Knockout entered his medical bay, humming a pleasant tune, as he gathered some supplies and got to work on a new invention Megatron wanted. Well, more like, demanded. Either way, the medic was in too good of a mood to feel any aggravation for his leader.

He was wielding some metal together when a sudden noise caught his attention. Setting his tools aside, Knockout went to investigate the strange sound, scanning the area for any other 'bots that might have come in.

His scanners came up negative. The only Cybertronian in the med-bay was Knockout and that made the mech feel sick. He started to back away, unaware of the wall paneling shifting behind him. When he did turn around, the poor 'bot came face to face with a heavy cannon aimed at his head.

…

Oh, when he finds the fragger who did this, there will be pit to pay!

"Hey, Starscream! Looking good!"

"Wow, you look hot when you're a femme!"

"I bet I could tame that aft!"

So much pit to pay…

The seeker marched through the halls, as the 'cons surrounding him, continued to make cat calls and wolf whistles. One mech actually had the gull to grab a feel of his aft. Starscream would have twisted around to call that glitch's optics out, when an impressive hand grabbed his, stopping him. All laughter quickly died out.

Megatron did not look pleased with his subordinates, he glared at everyone single one of them, making them cower in fear.

"Lord Megatron," Starscream growled. "Someone has been sabotaging us. First Knockout was assaulted with a paint cannon and now me!" He gestured to his new princess pink finish with lavender highlights. His heels and claws where longer and sharper, no self respecting mech would dare walk around with this type of upgrade.

Megatron growled and slammed his fist into his hand, "The criminal must be stopped!"

Everyone's eyes widen at Megatron's new voice. It was like someone had given helium to a couple of chipmunks. His voice was so high, it was almost scary.

Megatron glared at everyone in the room, daring them to laugh. "My voice may be ridiculously high, but I'm still compatible of destroying you!"

Everyone nodded much to the warlord's pleasure. "Now, we must visit Soundwave, he probably has video footage of the culprit!"

…

The walk to Soundwave's office was rather quick since it was on the other side of the ship. Chipmunk sounding Megatron, rainbow painted Knockout and a transvestite Starscream were all eager to find out who had sabotage them.

Megatron panged his fist against Soundwave's door, "Soundwave, we demand he come out this instant!" Oh how he hated his new voice. It was like a someone had take woman's voice and turned it to it's highest setting.

The door opened, revealing a very innocent looking Soundwave.

The three mechs explained their problems, their voices mixing together into a rambling mess.

"They changed my voice!"

"-my poor paint job!"

"-I've been assaulted by back water Vehicons!"

All rambling died down when by laughter. Genuine, bubbly laughter; Soundwave's laughter.

"What is the meaning of this?" Megatron demanded, his posture wanted the utmost obedience, but his voice wasn't going to get any.

Soundwave managed to get himself to chuckle, "I-I only have one thing to say."

"WHAT!" They demanded.

"April Fools." That was the last thing Soundwave said before the trio attacked him.

AN: Holy cow! It's been so long since I updated, I'm so sorry! I lost so much inspiration for this story, but I felt like I owed you guys a nice April Fool's Day one-shot. I'm not sure if this will be the last chapter or not, I haven't decided yet. But there is no way I'm going to allow it to just disappear again. If I do decided I'm done writing it, I'll be sure to put it up for adoption so someone else could continue it. :D Love you guys and I hope you have a fun April Fool's Day!