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Everyone was sleeping in their trailers. Mew pushed a button on his bullhorn, which immediately woke everyone up with a loud siren.
"ALL CONTESTANTS MEET US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOT IMMEDIATELY!" said Mew through the bullhorn.
"Why do I feel like I'm still on the damn island?" asked Nero.
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Everyone gathered at the lot with cranky expressions on their faces.
"What do you want?" asked Flynn angrily.
"It's time to choose teams", said Victini.
"Already? We haven't even eaten yet", said Liksur.
"Do you always think about food?" asked Draco.
"I'm a Lickitung, I always do", said Liksur.
"You'll get breakfast after you choose your teams", said Mew.
"Fine", said Jesse.
"Jesse, Ded, Smash, choose your teams", said Mew.
Jesse, Ded, and Smash stood in front of everyone and began to choose their teams.
"I'll go first", said Jesse, "Lila"
"Skore", said Ded.
"Sapphire", said Smash.
"Sonan", said Jesse.
"Laxish", said Ded.
"Solis", said Smash.
"Clay", said Jesse.
"Piff", said Ded.
"Sabrina", said Smash.
"Darren", said Jesse.
"Spiro", said Ded.
"Carman", said Smash.
"Is he allowed to choose only girls?!" asked some of the guys angrily.
"It's his team", said Mew as he shrugged his shoulders.
"Cano", said Jesse.
"Striker", said Ded.
"Vixen", said Smash.
"What?" asked Vixen.
"Just go", said Victini.
"Sparky", said Jesse.
"Liksur", said Ded.
"Sola", said Smash.
"Demenio", said Jesse.
"M.P.S.", said Ded.
"Luna", said Smash.
"Are you serious?" asked Luna.
"Yes", said Smash.
"Shade", said Jesse.
"Static", said Ded.
"Shine", said Smash.
"Spike", said Jesse.
"Vina", said Ded.
"Hope", said Smash.
"Klavier", said Jesse.
"Connor", said Ded.
"Summer", said Smash.
"Dew", said Jesse.
"Morgan", said Ded.
"Sally", said Smash.
"Rapid", said Jesse.
"Titan", said Ded.
"Lassie", said Smash.
"Ebony", said Jesse.
"Swift", said Ded.
"Reta", said Smash.
"Hayden", said Jesse.
"Anthony", said Ded.
"Cramad", said Smash.
"Dhaunt", said Jesse.
"Marion", said Ded.
"Clash", said Smash.
"Kai", said Jesse.
"Flame", said Ded.
"Annie", said Smash.
"Volante", said Jesse.
"Phill", said Ded.
"Ivory", said Smash.
"Ray", said Jesse.
"Mason", said Ded.
"Marie", said Smash.
"Jet", said Jesse.
"Fez", said Ded.
"Aura", said Smash.
"Freezeo", said Jesse.
"Frosty", said Ded.
"Kojo", said Smash.
"Leon", said Jesse.
"NOOO!" yelled Hayden.
"Krack", said Ded.
"Vile", said Smash, "I'm finished with my team."
His teammates were all female, except for Kojo.
"What the hell man?! I'm not a female!" yelled Smash.
"Oh, then never mind about you", said Smash as Kojo left the team.
"Kojo, you can be on my team", said Ded.
"Thanks", said Kojo.
"Alright since Egridos stole almost all of the females", said Victini, "Jesse and Ded will have to continue with the remaining males.
"*groans* Aldon", said Jesse.
"Flynn", said Ded.
"Nero", said Jesse.
"Egridos", said Ded.
After those choices, only Draco was left.
"Well, are you going to choose me or what?" asked Draco.
"I'm done with my team", said Jesse smiling.
Ded groaned, "Draco, you're on my team."
"Now that that is settled, time for team names, Smash, your team is the Rampaging Rampardos, Ded, your team is the Superior Slaking, and Jesse, your team is the Lusty Lucario.
"Lusty?!" yelled half of the guys.
"It means the same as mighty, calm down", said Victini.
"Now is everyone happy with their teams?" asked Mew.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"Good, now your next movie genre is…!"
"Hey, you said we could eat first!" said Liksur.
"We lied!" said Mew.
"What?!" yelled Liksur as he got ready to pounce on Mew, but was held back by Ded.
"As I was saying the movie genre is…the Alien movie!" announced Mew.
"What do we have to do?" asked Fez.
"You and your team must find alien eggs we have hidden in the Alien Film Studio", said Victini, "the first team out wins, and the last team out gets to vote someone out."
"Alright on your marks…"
"Wait, what do they look like?" asked M.P.S.
"Get set…"
"Seriously, wait", said Dew.
"GO!"
The three teams immediately ran into the Alien Film Studio to look for their eggs.
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"Alright team, I say we don't split up", said Smash.
All of the girls were still glaring at him.
"What?" asked Smash.
"Why did you choose an all girl team?!" asked Carman angrily.
"Because, that way I can be the guy among all of the ladies while the other guys just say how lucky I am", said Smash.
"That's shallow", said Marie.
"I know", said Smash cheerily.
"What if we are already dating someone?" asked Luna.
"Then too bad, you're with Strong Smash now", said Smash.
"Should we kill him?" asked Solis.
"No", said Vixen.
"See, Vixen likes me", said Smash.
"Let's kill him after we win", said Vixen as she walked away with the girls.
Smash didn't hear what she said as he stared at their behinds, but soon snapped out of it and ran after them.
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"Wow, this place is awesome", said Laxish looking at the big ray guns.
"You can say that again", said Skore looking at the ray guns as well.
"What do you think Liksur?" asked Connor looking at a monitor, "Liksur?"
"Need…food…or…I'll…die", said Liksur laying on the ground.
"Oh come on buddy, you'll be alright", said Frosty
"Frosty, you're ice cream right?" asked Liksur.
"Y-yes, why?" asked Frosty nervously.
Liksur got up and charged at Frosty, who began floating away.
"Oh boy, I guess I should stop him", said Kojo as he ran after the guys.
"I'm surrounded by idiots", said Mason under his breath.
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Mason: Alright, my team is a bunch of losers. The only actual good people on my team are Ded, Swift, and Skore. I need to get my team to lose so I can get rid of all of these idiots. But who would make a good first target?
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After a while, Kojo came back with an unconscious Liksur, and a panting Frosty.
"What happened? Did you have to beat him?" asked Piff.
"No, I found him passed out from running", said Kojo.
Liksur soon woke up, "Wow, I just had a dream about Global Warming. Does anyone have any pizza?"
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Mason: Perfect
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"Hey Liksur, I know where some food is", whispered Mason in Liksur's ear.
"Where!?" yelled Liksur.
"Keep it down, and I'll show you, follow me", said Mason as he walked off, with Liksur close behind.
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"Figures I'm on the team with the mongrel mutt", said Ebony.
Cano growled angrily at him.
"Man, why the hell did Smash have to pick all of the sexy ladies?" asked Klavier.
"He thinks girls like him because he's evolved now", said Dhaunt.
"Well that makes perfect sense", said Ray sarcastically.
"C'mon it's not all bad", said Freezeo.
"He practically stole all of our girlfriends, how would you feel!?" asked Ray.
"I don't know I have no gender!" said Freezeo.
"Whatever guys, let's just try to find these stupid eggs and get on with the challenge", said Jesse.
Everyone shut up and continued walking.
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"Alright where are these stupid eggs", said Summer.
"They're probably hiding somewhere we would never think to look", said Sapphire.
"Like where?" asked Annie.
"Probably up your asses", said Vile.
"Why did you choose that to be on your team? I thought you liked females", said Carman.
"Whoa, what did you just say?" asked Vile angrily.
"You heard me", said Carman walking away.
"Wow, you just got pwn'd Vile", said Reta.
"Shut up", said Vile.
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Vile: Okay, that hard headed idiot chose an all girl team, without muscle how are we going to win anything? We have a dragon snake, a ballerina, a goth bird, an ice fox, a fire fox, a psychic fox, a wolf, a walking disaster, a red necked weasel, a clingy ferret, an ice woman, a sheered sheep, a mushroom bug, an iron bug, a dancing flower, a narcissistic cat, an ugly alligator, and a Carman, this is the worst team ever. The only good ones on the team are me and Hope, and everyone else hates me.
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Mason was leading Liksur into a kitchen where a group of eggs were found, 1 green, 1 purple, and 1 orange.
"Here you go, fresh eggs", said Mason with a devious smile on his face.
"Eggs! My favorite!" yelled Liksur as he swallowed the eggs whole.
"That was good, I feel better now", said Liksur happily.
"Great", said Mason still smiling deviously, "now let's get back to the team."
"Okay", said Liksur as he ran out of the kitchen.
"This was way easier than I thought", said Mason deviously as he exited the kitchen.
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"Where do think we should look Cano?" asked Jesse.
Cano shrugged his shoulders, before being shot at with a ray gun.
"Damn it, I missed", aid Ebony.
"Where the hell did you even get that?" asked Demenio angrily.
"I got it off of the wall", said Ebony as he shot at Cano again but missed, "damn it!"
Leon grabbed a ray gun, put it behind his back, and walked towards Hayden, who noticed.
"Oh no", said Hayden to himself.
"Hey, hey, Hayden, hey, hey, Hayden, Hayden hey", started Leon.
"Just ignore it, just ignore it", said Hayden to himself, trying to calm down.
"Hey Hayden, hey, hey Hayden, hey, hey Hayden", continued Leon.
"WHAT!" asked Hayden.
"Ray gun", said Leon as he shot Hayden in the stomach.
Hayden went crashing through the walls, until he stopped on the outside of the studio.
"I need to get me one of those", said Dew.
"Hayden! You alright?!" asked Rapid.
"Hayden go smash!" was his response.
"I guess he's got a concussion", said Rapid.
"Well, I guess we should help him", said Darren.
"Yeah", said Sparky.
"Naw, he'll be fine, let's just find the eggs and then we'll check on him", said Nero.
"Yeah, I hate to say it, but I agree", said Ray.
"Alright", said Rapid as he re-approached the hole in the wall, "Hayden, we're going to finish the challenge, and then come and get you. Is that cool?"
"Yes!" yelled Hayden.
"Alright let's go!" said Lila.
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"Whoa, what's with the hole in the wall?" asked Cramad.
"I don't know, but the hole looks like Hayden", said Ivory.
"I hate my life" they heard.
"Who said that?" asked Aura.
"Hayden"
Sabrina looked through the hole and saw Hayden on the ground outside.
"What happened to you?" asked Sabrina.
"Leon shot me through the wall with a ray gun", said Hayden standing up.
"Where did he get a ray gun?" asked Luna.
"He grabbed one off of the wall", said Hayden.
"How did he know?" asked Solis.
"Ebony kept trying to kill Cano with one of them", said Hayden walking towards the wall.
"Why does everything-", started Lassie.
Smash then came out of nowhere and headbutted Hayden through the walls.
"Why the hell did you do that?!" asked Ivory.
"I'm the only guy on the team, and I want it to stay that way", said Smash.
"He could've told us which way to go", said Summer.
"We can do it on our own", said Smash.
"We're girls, we ask for directions", said Sapphire.
"And I'm a dude, I don't ask", said Smash smiling.
"Ok, I'm leaving", said Clash walking away.
"Wait for us", said Annie as she and the girls followed Clash.
"The lonely life of a bachelor…it's so stressful", said Smash as he followed them.
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"Where did they go?" asked Vina.
"Here they come", said Skore as Liksur and Mason reappeared.
"Where were you?" asked Piff.
"I went into the kitchen to get him something to eat so he could be quiet", said Mason.
"What did he eat?" asked Flame.
"I ate eggs!" said Liksur.
"Oh, great, wait, eggs!?" asked Skore.
"Yeah", said Liksur.
"Were they weird colors?" asked Phill.
"Yeah", said Liksur.
"And were they…slightly glowing?" asked Static.
"Now that you mention it, yeah", said Liksur.
"You idiot, you ate the eggs!" said Mason.
"Hey, I saw food and I ate! DON'T JUDGE ME!" said Liksur.
Everyone glared at him angrily.
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Mason: Piece of Cake
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"And why didn't you stop him?" asked M.P.S.
"He went straight for the eggs, I couldn't do anything", said Mason 'guiltily'
"Don't worry about it, it's alright, you don't have to feel guilty. It was Liksur's fault", said Draco.
Mason smiled at them.
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Mason: Suckers
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Jesse and his team were still searching for their eggs, not knowing that Liksur ate all three. They entered a room full of frozen people.
"Wow, they really went all out on this challenge", said Volante eyeing the frozen bodies.
"This is very creepy", said Sonan.
"I know, it's like they're staring into your soul", said Klavier.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all heard as Hayden burst through the wall unconscious.
"Where did he come from?" asked Freezeo.
"I don't know, but I think we should wake him up and keep looking, these bodies are giving me the creeps", said Aldon.
Dhaunt used Dream Eater on Hayden, which instantly woke him up.
"What happened?" asked Hayden.
"That's what we want to know", said Jesse.
"Well, I found the girls and started talking to them, but then Smash headbutted me through the wall", said Hayden rubbing his head.
"Well, now that you're up, let's get out of here", said Shade as he headed for the door.
The door quickly slammed shut as he approached it.
"Why did you close the door?" asked Ebony.
"I didn't, it shut by itself", said Shade as he tried to open it, "and it's locked."
"Wait, does this mean, we're stuck in here until the challenge is over?" asked Sparky.
"Not unless we find another way out", said Spike.
"I know what we can do guys", said Freezeo.
"What?" asked Rapid.
"We can break the door down", said Freezeo.
"That's a good idea, Cano use Flamethrower", said Jesse.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, no tiger dog is gonna do a wolf's job", said Ebony as he pulled Cano back by his tail.
Cano growled at him as Ebony tried to use Thunderbolt on the door, which came back and quickly him in the face. Cano smiled deviously and quickly used Flamethrower on Ebony, which blasted him into the door, knocking it down.
"I guess the tiger dog is better", whispered Cano in Ebony's ear.
"Now, where should we go?" asked Lila.
"I guess we should try to find a way out", said Clay looking around.
Sonan walked to wall and sat against it, causing it to break, and revealing a huge hole in the wall.
"Uh, mom, dad, I think I found the egg", said Sonan.
The team went over to where he was a looked in amazement. The hole had a carpet that led to a fancy jar that contained a glowing green egg.
"Wow, that thing's awesome", said Leon.
"I know, let's get it and leave before the other teams find us", said Jesse as he grabbed the egg.
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Both Smash and Ded's teams gave up, and were now wandering around looking for a way out.
"So, Liksur ate all of the eggs?" asked Sally.
"Yep, now we can't do the challenge", said Swift.
"Oh, I don't feel so good", said Liksur.
"Ya shouldn't, ya ate alien eggs mate!" said Titan.
Liksur then threw up an egg, which made everyone wide-eyed.
"So, who should take the egg?" asked Striker.
"I guess…we should!" said Summer as she used Eruption on the wall and grabbed the egg, followed by her team.
"Damn it!" yelled Krack.
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Jesse and his team were still trying to find their way out, when Leon thought of something.
"Hey guys, I know how we can get out", said Leon.
"How?" asked Freezeo.
He grabbed a ray gun and shot Hayden once again, making a huge hole in the wall.
"You couldn't have just blasted the wall?" asked Ray.
"Whatever, now let's get out of here!" said Nero as he leapt through the wall.
The rest of the team followed him and quickly ran back to the middle of the film lot.
"And the Lucarios win!" announced Mew as the Rampardos arrived seconds after.
"Damn it, we lost!" said Carman.
"Yeah, now for your reward, you guys get a pizza party!" yelled Mew.
The Lucarios cheered as the Slakings arrived.
"Slakings, no egg, and you're the last team, time for elimination!" announced Victini.
The Slakings all looked at Liksur with anger in their eyes.
"What?" asked Liksur.
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Draco: Liksur, is out of here!
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Egridos: Liksur
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Flynn: My first word this chapter,
Outside: "FOURTH WALL!"
SHUT UP EGRIDOS! Anyways, Liksur is out.
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Kojo: Liksur
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Krack: Liksur
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Swift: If my gang was here, that tongue guy would be more than gone!
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Morgan: Liksur
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Skore: Sorry Liksur
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Laxish: It has to be done…Liksur
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Ded: Liksur
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At the ceremony, Victini was beginning to give the awards.
"Alright, it seems, you guys still use the confessionals to vote, even though your voters are under your seats", said Victini, "Now vote!"
The team voted and Victini started the distribution.
"Alright, when I call your name, you're safe; Skore, Piff, Laxish, Ded, Draco, Flynn, Kojo, Krack, Frosty, Fez, Phill, Flame, Marion, Anthony, Swift, Titan, Morgan, Connor, Vina, Static, M.P.S., Striker, and Spiro!"
"What?! Who voted for me?" asked Mason angrily.
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Phill: I think I pressed the wrong button.
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"Mason, Liksur, one of you is leaving, and that person is…
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"What, why did I get voted out?" asked Liksur.
"Yous ate the eggs!" yelled Swift.
"Hey I didn't know! Mason told me-"started Liksur before Mason pushed him into the Lame-O-Sine.
"Alright, Slakings get your rest, you have a long day tomorrow", said Victini smiling.
Yes, Liksur is Mason's first victim! I wonder who's next. Will the evil alliance ever do anything? Will Mason claim more victims? Will Ebony and Cano's hatred for one another increase? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!