-Static-
Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, three teams were formed to do the rest of the challenges. Some teams were good, others, not so much. The teams had to find alien eggs and bring them back to the lot. Thanks to Mason, Liksur ate all of the eggs, and cost their team the challenge when he threw one back up. Thus, Liksur was booted from the set, who will win? Who will lose? And who will be voted off next on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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The Lucarios were celebrating their first victory.
"I can't believe we won the first challenge", said Dew.
"I can't either", said Klavier.
"Well, it just goes to show, lasers make everything better", said Leon.
Everyone laughed until they heard a crash. They all looked outside and saw Smash on the ground unconscious with bruises and cuts on his body. Everyone then ran outside.
"Wow, I guess the girls beat the crap out of him", said Nero.
"If they can do that, I'm going to be scared of them for a while", said Volante.
The Slakings came out of their trailers and saw Smash on the ground, too.
"Wow, I always knew the girls would kill him, but not this much", laughed Draco.
"They must be really pissed", said Fez.
Krack knocked on the door of Smash's team's trailer. Summer answered the knock.
"What Krack?" asked Summer angrily.
"Wh-what did you do to Smash?" asked Krack.
"He tried to have sex with one of us, so we beat the s*** out of him and threw him out of the trailer", she explained.
"Oh, okay, just checking", said Krack before she shut the door.
"Well?" asked Rapid.
"This idiot tried to bang one of them and they decided to get revenge", said Krack.
"Oh, well he deserved that then", said Flame.
"Yeah", said Static.
"CASTMATES! MEET US IN THE LOT IMMEDIATELY FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE!"
"I'm telling you, it's just like back on the island", said Nero.
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"Alright castmate-what the heck happened to him?" asked Mew seeing Smash's unconscious body.
"Don't worry about it", said Sally.
"O…k", said Mew slightly frightened, "today's genre is the teen beach movie!"
"Wow, we get to go to the beach!?" asked Marie.
"Yes!"
Everyone cheered.
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At the beach, the contestants saw a mechanical surf board and a cannon in front of it.
"W-what's that for?" asked Skore.
"It's for the first part of your challenge", said Victini.
"Which is…?" asked Vina.
"You have to surf on this board while the cannon fires stuff at you", said Victini.
"Is that even legal? We can get seriously injured like Smash", said Freezeo.
"We cannot tell you that", said Mew smiling.
All of the contestants looked uneasy.
"Now you get to choose 3 people from each team to surf and whichever team has the longest overall time gets an advantage in part two of the challenge", said Mew.
"Now start choosing", said Victini.
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"Alright, so who do you think should surf?" asked Sapphire.
Smash was starting to get up, and walked over the girls.
"Hi girls", said Smash in a feminine voice
"What, now you're mocking us?" asked Clash angrily.
Smash tilted his head in confusion, "What do you mean?"
"It's not funny Smash", said Annie.
"Who's Smash? My names Sasha", said Smash in his feminine voice.
"Knock it off", said Summer.
"What?" I'm not doing anything", said 'Sasha'.
"Alright, that's it", said Summer as she approached him, until she was stopped by some off the girls.
"What're you doing?" asked Summer.
"I think he has amnesia, so now he thinks he's a female", said Ivory.
"So, he thinks he's one of us?" asked Summer.
"Exactly, and that means, he isn't a sexual pig anymore", said Aura.
"Great, so now what?" asked Sabrina.
"I say we do the challenge without worry", said Cramad.
"Right, so who's surfing?" asked Clash.
"I say, Marie, 'Sasha', and…Carman", said Vile.
"Why us?" asked Sasha.
"Because, I don't care", said Vile.
"Fine", said Marie.
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"Now, who's going?" asked Jesse.
"I say Cano", said Ebony.
"Why?" asked Spike.
"I think it'll be fun to see him get hit in the face multiple times", said Ebony.
"Okay dude, you are seriously getting on our nerves always trying kill Cano", said Ray.
"Seriously, he killed your brother, but he was about to rape his girlfriend, what'd you expect, a handshake and a pat on the back?" asked Klavier.
"I don't give a f***", said Ebony before getting Cano's face, "I'm going to make you suffer."
Cano smiled, and soon Ebony was seen falling into the water.
"Wow", said Aldon.
"Well, back to the challenge, who wants to surf?" asked Jesse.
Dew raised his paw, "I'll do it, I love surfing."
"I'll go", said Dhaunt.
Jet raised a flipper and grinned.
"Alright, we have our surfers", said Lila.
"Great, let's tell them", said Jesse.
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"Alright, who here wants to surf?" asked Ded.
"Well, I don't want to die, so I'm out", said Skore.
"I'll go, I am a water type", said Piff.
"I'll go, the stuff will just past right through me", said Egridos.
"Hmmm, I'll go and kick some ass", said Mason.
"There aren't any donkeys around here", said Anthony before getting smacked at the back of the head.
"Alright, this will be perfect", said Ded.
"Indeed it will", said Mason grinning.
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Mason: I have been watching closely over all of my teammates, and decided that Anthony is going next, no one corrects me and gets away with it.
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"Alright contestants, it's time for surfing!" said Mew.
"First up, Smash", said Victini as he came up and stood on the surf board.
"My name is Sasha", he said between his gritted teeth.
"Whatever, now begin!" said Mew.
Sasha began dodging the items that were shot out, including balls, bowling pins, and even a sword!
"Wow, he's doing well", said Hope.
Soon, a bowling ball struck him in the stomach and he fell off of the board.
"Wow, 3 minutes 17 seconds", said Mew.
"Great, now next contestant", said Victini, "Marie."
Marie walked over and stood on the board. Flame winked at her, making her blush as she started the challenge.
"GO!"
The cannon began firing at her as she began to dodge the equipment.
"This is getting…difficult", said Marie as a baseball bat knocked her off of the board and onto Flame's chest, making her blush ever more.
"Oh, um…s-sorry", said Marie getting off of him.
"No problem", said Flame.
Marie walked back to her team as the girls gave her mischievous looks.
"What?"
"We know you like Flame", said Shine.
Marie blushed, "it's obvious, isn't it?"
The girls all giggled.
"Man, if I was up there and I landed on Shade, I would never get off", said Aura.
"Hey, he's my boyfriend", said Shine angrily.
Aura rolled her eyes.
"Alright, Marie's time was 2 minutes 3 seconds, it's time for the final Rampardos, Carman", said Mew.
The Roserade leapt onto the surfboard.
"GO!"
The cannon began to shoot at her, but she started to dodge with grace, making almost all of the guys stare.
"Wow, she's doing great", said Vixen.
After a while, she stepped off of the surfboard, and was met by an angry Vile.
"Well, I guess your plan failed", said Carman.
"That wasn't even possible!" yelled Vile.
"The sexy Carman's time was 10 minutes 7 seconds", said Victini still staring at her.
"Alright, the Rampardos' time was 15 minutes 27 seconds", announced Victini.
"Next, the Lucarios, first Dew!" announced Mew.
Dew got on the board as the cannon started firing. The cannon started firing bowling balls, bats, and pies at him.
"What the hell!? Why is it difficult for us?" asked Dew angrily as he tried dodging the bowling ball, which ended up hitting him in his 'area'.
"Oooh, that had to hurt", said Laxish as Dew fell on the ground.
Morgan ran up to Dew, who was holding his area in pain.
"Are you okay?" asked Morgan.
"Yeah, I'm fine", said Dew in a squeaky voice.
"Alright, your time was 4 minutes 15 seconds", said Mew, "Dhaunt, you're next."
Dhaunt floated to the surfboard, "This is going to be easy, I am a ghost type."
"Yeah, you'd think he'd know we prepared", whispered Mew in Victini's ear.
"Yeah", he whispered back.
"Alright, begin!"
The cannon began to fire, and Dhaunt didn't move a muscle. Because he didn't move, he got hit in the face by a baseball bat.
"What the- I'm a ghost! This shouldn't affect me!" said Dhaunt as he started to get scared.
"Yeah, we made the objects effective to all types", said Victini smiling.
"What! Okay, I don't want to do this anymore", said Egridos.
"Too late! Now keep going Dhaunt!"
Dhaunt immediately got knocked off of the board by a bowling ball as soon he said that.
"Okay, his time was 4 minutes 1 second, but that was only because we had to explain it to you", said Mew.
"Final Lucario, Jet!" announced Victini.
Jet leapt onto the surfboard, and kept his eyes closed and arms folded.
"Um, baby, don't you think you should focus?" asked Sally, worried about Jet.
"It's okay", said Jet confidently.
"Alright! Begin!" announced Victini.
The cannon began firing as Jet just stood there unmoved. As soon as the first object came out, Jet used Ice Beam to freeze it, and continued doing it throughout his turn.
"Wow, now that's badass", said Freezeo.
Soon, Jet got tired and leapt off of the board, stopping the clock.
"Wow! I can't believe he stood there for 23 minutes exactly!" exclaimed Victini.
"Well, I don't really think that the Slakings need to go, since it's obvious that the Lucarios won the first challenge!" exclaimed Mew.
The Lucarios cheered as the Slakings looked at Mew and Victini angrily.
"What the hell!?" yelled Striker.
"Why don't we get to go?" asked Egridos.
"He stood there for 23 minutes, do you think any of you will beat it?" asked Victini.
The Slakings stared down in shame.
"That's what I thought", said Victini.
"Now, onto the next part of the challenge", said Mew, "you have a sandcastle battle."
"What kind of movies do you watch!?" yelled Hayden.
"Well, Kavi, Entei and Terrakion thought it would be funny to tie us up and force us to watch extreme movies", said Mew angrily.
"Who's Kavi?" asked Phill.
"Don't worry about it!" yelled Victini.
"Now, since the Lucarios won, they get the first choice between 2 great sandcastles, and 1 crappy one", said Mew.
"We choose the great 1", said Jesse.
"Excellent choice", said Victini.
The Lucarios ran to their new sandcastle.
"Alright, Slakings, you get to choose next", said Victini.
"That's not fair!" yelled Sasha.
"Life's not fair!" said Victini with a smile.
"Now which do you choose?" asked Mew.
"Well, it's obvious, we choose-" started Piff.
"The crappy one", said Mason quickly.
"What?!" yelled the rest of the team.
"It's Mew and Victini, they probably put good weapons in the one that people wouldn't choose", lied Mason.
"Yeah, I guess that makes sense", said Frosty as they ran into the sandcastle.
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Mason: Framing Anthony is going to be a piece of cake now!
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"Weird choice, but Rampardos, you get the other great one", said Mew.
The Rampardos cheered as they ran into their sandcastle.
"Alright, now you can use anything you see in the sandcastles as weapons", said Victini, "and the first castle down loses."
"Now begin!"
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"Alright, we have a catapult, this should be easy", said Solis.
"Yeah, I think we'll actually win this", said 'Sasha'.
"Alright, who wants to man the catapult?" asked Hope.
"I will", said Vile, "I love causing pain."
"Oh, I thought because she said man that you wanted to do it", said Carman.
"I will freeze you and break you apart", threatened Vile.
"Girls, can we just focus on the challenge?!" asked Sally.
"Fine", said Carman.
"Whatever", said Vile as she put a water balloon into the catapult.
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"Wow, a slingshot. What the hell are we supposed to do with this?" asked Ray.
"I don't know and I don't care ", said Nero as he grabbed the slingshot and launched a balloon.
"What was the point of that?" asked Aldon.
"It'll hit someone", said Nero.
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"Cool, a Super Soaker 9000", said Anthony picking up the water gun.
"Incoming", said Vina.
A water balloon landed on the castle, weakening it slightly.
"Great choice, idiot", said Static.
Mason glared at him.
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Mason: Alright, screw Anthony, Static's gone.
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"Alright, girls, I think I have a plan", started Ivory.
The girls gathered around her.
"I say that we get Vile to launch all of the balloons at the Lucarios, that way they'll go to elimination, and then we can easily take down the Slakings", said Ivory.
"That's a good plan, but don't you think we should take down the one with the least defense?" asked Reta.
"Yeah, I guess you're right", said Ivory.
"Alright, so let's", started Marie before a water balloon from the Lucarios hit their castle, making a huge hole in it.
"Okay, the Lucarios are going down", said Cramad.
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"I told you it would hit someone", said Nero.
"And I had a fool-proof plan", said Volante.
"What?" asked some of the guys.
"We could've just aimed them all at the Slakings and they would go to elimination, but now I guess the girls are going to kill us", said Volante.
All of the guys went wide-eyed.
"I think we should shoot all of the water balloons at the Slakings before the girls destroy us", said Dhaunt.
"Yeah", said Leon as he started to quickly shoot the balloons at the Slakings like a mad prankster.
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"Oh no", said Skore as 20 water balloons hit their castle.
"Quick, use the Soaker, it shoots out 20 gallons of water per spray", said Krack.
"Right", said Static as he picked it up and ran out of the castle.
"Perfect", thought Mason as he used Psychic to turn Static around when he was outside the castle.
Static pressed the spray button, and closed his eyes, not knowing he was spraying his own team's castle.
The Slakings' castle was gone, leaving only mud and soaked teammates.
"Nice one Static, THAT'S SABOTAGE!" yelled Mason.
"What? I was aiming at the other teams!" yelled Static as Mew and Victini appeared.
"Whatever it was called, your team loses", said Victini.
"But first", started Mew as he saw water balloons heading towards the Slakings.
Mew used Psychic to send the balloons back at the Lucarios' castle, leaving only mud.
"The Rampardos win, the Slakings lose", said Mew.
The girls cheered and ran out of their castle as the Lucarios came out.
"Now, it's time for your second elimination", said Victini.
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Mason had gathered Vina, Connor, Krack, Draco, Marion, Frosty, Fez, and Swift around their trailer.
"Alright, I think we should eliminate Static", said Mason.
"Why?" asked Vina.
"He sabotaged the team, he destroyed the castle", said Mason.
"Yeah, that's true and he didn't even do anything, so he probably won't do anything here", said Draco.
"Great", said Mason
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Mason: Bye bye Static
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"Alright Slakings, welcome to your second elimination", said Mew.
"Just get on with it", said Titan.
"Fine, Ded, Skore, Piff, Striker, Laxish, Spiro, M.P.S., Vina, Connor, Morgan, Titan, Swift, Anthony, Marion, Flame, Phill, Mason, Fez, Frosty, Kojo, Krack, Draco, and Egridos you're safe."
"Flynn, Static, one of you is leaving and that person is…
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"What?! Why me?!" asked Static.
"You sabotaged the team", said Marion.
"I keep telling you I didn't!" yelled Static.
"Whatever, now go away", said Mason.
"Twice in a row", mumbled Static as he entered the Lane-O-Sine.
"Okay, Losers, get back to your trailers", said Mew.
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Aldon, Flynn, Nero, Hope, and Vile all met up in the lot after everyone went to sleep.
"Alright, so how's it going with your team?" asked Flynn.
"It sucks, it has a Carman in it", said Vile.
"Come on, she's exactly like you", said Hope.
"I know, I hate that", said Vile.
"Well, we can't target anybody since we aren't on the same team", said Aldon.
"Maybe we can just get people to agree with us on who we target, and then they'll get eliminated", said Nero.
"Yeah, lying always works' said Flynn.
"Great, so who do you think we should target first?" asked Hope.
"I say Striker, he made it too far last time", said Flynn.
"Right, so you'll have to convince some of the new guys", said Vile.
"Oh boy", said Flynn nervous.
Little did they know, another evil genius was lurking in the shadows.
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Mason: *smiles deviously*So, Flynn thinks his little alliance is going to make it far. But next time we lose, he is going home, I am the only devious guy here.
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Wow, Static's gone early…again! People just don't like him. Will the evil alliance succeed? Will Mason keep framing other campers? Will the next chapter be longer? "FOURTH WALL!" SHUT UP EGRIDOS! Find out next time on…Total…Pokemon…Action!