AN: Star Wars Celebration is coming up… AND I CAN'T GO! Why cruel world? Why does going to California have to be so pricey! If any of you are going tell me how it is when the time comes. I really wanted to see Revenge of the Sith in 3-D! Well, enough with my tragedy.

Sallee: Glad you liked it! Skywalkers are pretty funny people.

Nataly SkyPot: I've ran out of ways to respond to this one too! Next thing you know I'll be out of ideas in general. Thanks for the review!

Now for Luke and Anakin's preparation for their hit "Cooking Show"!

(Luke POV)

Most kids ask their fathers "Daddy can you pway (typo intentional) with me?" My own father was asking me, "Son, can you kill my master with me?" The game of war is very real. Han, Leia, and Chewie were going with a team to blow up the building producing the shield protecting the Death Star. A large portion of our pilots were going to blow up the thing. While all that was happening, my father and I were to go right into the belly of the beast, and chop some onions. My father said that the onion we were dealing with, definitely made people cry. I think he spoke from experience.

We were going to save the galaxy, as father and son. When Vader said, "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy, as father and son", I think that was Anakin trying to come out of the dark shell. Looking back on it now, Vader was clearly desperate. Desperate for someone to let him know he wasn't just a slave in his own body. Desperate for someone to live for.

Desperate for someone to love and be loved back. If I could go back to any day, it would be that day, so I could've dropped him a rope or ladder earlier. But I can't turn back time, so I'll have to live with what I've got right here, and right now.

"You ready to scare the heck out of the Emperor son?"

I looked at my father, who's facial expression wasn't desperate and pleading, it was determined with a fire burning in his stormy blue eyes.

"I thought he scared the heck out of you. Clearly he left you breathless."

I received a stony glare for that one. "Ha ha, very funny Luke," he replied sarcastically, "He does scare me, but what goes around comes around. And if it comes up it goes down. He must be mad 'cause I found out. He's gonna feel the pain I feel right now."

"That sounds like it could be a song."

"It is, I just changed a few lyrics to fit my situation."

"Oh. For someone who lived in a tin can for two decades you know your stuff"

"Shut up."

When someone who at any point was Darth Vader tells you to shut up, you better shut up. If you don't, then force be with you.

We had to go with the others to get to Endor, then we'd find our way to the Death Star. Skywalker and Co. got on a stolen Imperial shuttle and flew into hyperspace.

"This thing has a much better hyperdrive than the Falcon," Leia commented teasingly.

"Can it sweetheart," Han shot back, "the Falcon's got it where it counts. She'll be the one to blow up the Death Star, I bet all my money on that."

"Doing that would be kinda foolish," Anakin said evenly, "if the Falcon were to not blow up the Death Star then you'd be broke would you not? It would be quite embarrassing if that were to happen."

Han gave him a questioning look and then asked, "How do you manage to sound so fancy while talking about GAMBLING of all things? How does the all mighty Dar-"

"The man you speak of no longer exists."

"Right. But how do you know so much about gambling?"

Anakin snorted, "Have you ever BEEN to Tatooine?"

"Yes, because YOU shipped me to that rock!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that."

After getting through the imperial blockade, Anakin landed the shuttle on the forest moon of Endor. "There are rumors of people being kidnapped by man-eating teddy bears so be careful," my father said.

Man-eating teddy bears? That explained some of the snippets I heard during the meeting. We trekked through the forest and eventually found a group of scout troopers gossiping.

"Did you hear that TK-693 has a girlfriend?" TK-111 asked.

"No I didn't. Did you guys hear that Vader's missing?" TK-323 responded.

RD-167 squealed, "Oh my Anakin Skywalker! That's totes cray. How does someone as noticeable as Lord Vader go like missing?"

"I dunno," TK-111 said.

Anakin took out a bag and his hand began searching for something. He got a 'found it' face and pulled out the dreaded helmet and mask.

"Why do you still have that thing?" I whisper asked.

"It's to make sure my lungs don't randomly fail, and I need to wear it when doing physical activities." he responded.

I looked down at his clothing to realize he'd put the whole outfit back on while I wasn't paying attention. "Putting on normal clothes with the panel sticking out felt too weird." Anakin said simply.

"So your saying we're going to get physical."

"Very physical."

Han stared as Anakin put the death hat back on and whispered, "Stang that's creepy."

I could tell my father wanted to respond, but the voice modifier would make it way too loud. Leia picked up a pebble and threw it at RD-167.

The trooper yelped, "Eeee! The teddy bears have chosen me to be their sacrifice!"

The gossiping garrison started running in circles screaming. It was absolutely ridiculous. And hilarious. I heard distorted giggles threatening to burst out of the air intake vent on the mask. My mind was a battle field, I was trying to keep my cool but laughter was cutting through my defenses like a knife through butter.

Han snuck behind the troopers and one by one knocked then out with some well aimed punches. The troopers had left some speeder bikes, ready for us to steal.

"If I have taught you anything son, it has to be that you should always wear a helmet."

Of course I was being told this by Darth Vader, master of helmet wearing. If I didn't know better i would've thought he was a total safety nut. But he skydives off of flying vehicles to catch assassins. What are the odds. I knew, that putting on a helmet would be the safest thing I did that day.

AN: Did any of you get the song reference in this chapter? If so let me know. I may not own Star Wars but I do own the expression "Oh My Anakin Skywalker". I tried to find a Star Wars version of "oh my gosh" ("What the Fett" is already a thing) and that's what I came up with. All rights reserved. And you have reviewing rights.