-Static-
Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to survive a teen beach movie…with drastic consequences. Mason was still scheming to get rid of Anthony, but thanks to Static's remark, Mason sent him packing. Who will be voted off tonight? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Wait, so Darkrai left you?" asked Victini on the phone.
"…"
"Wow, so it's Mew's child?" asked Victini.
"…"
"Bwahahaha!" laughed Victini, "I can't wait to tell him this!"
"…!"
"Hey, don't yell at me, he's the one who knocked you up", said Victini.
"…"
"Fine, I'll tell him", said Victini as he hung up the phone.
Mew teleported into their trailer and asked who was on the phone.
"That was Cresselia, she said Darkrai left her", explained Victini.
"What! Why?!" asked Mew.
"She said that she had an egg and it hatched into another Mew, and she said that you tricked her into having sex with her", said Victini.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I did not trick her, if anything, she tricked me!" yelled Mew.
"Oh please", said Victini folding his arms.
"I'm serious, I have it on videotape", said Mew.
"Why do you always record when you have sex with someone?" asked Victini disturbed
"I didn't, the Hall has cameras everyone, now watch this", said Mew as he picked up a video.
Mew put the video in the VCR and it started to play.
Video:
The video showed the Hall of Origin, where all of the legendaries live.
"Hey Mew, can I talk to you for a minute?" asked Cresselia in the hallway.
"Why? If it's because of the Jell-O explosion, it wasn't my fault", said Mew quickly.
"No, I just want to talk", said Cresselia.
"Oh, okay", said Mew as he floated into her room.
"So what did you want to talk abou-!" screamed Mew as Cresselia tackled him onto the bed.
"What're you doing?" asked Mew.
"I'm having some fun with you", said Cresselia.
"I'm with Celebi", said Mew.
"I don't care", said Cresselia as she kissed him.
20 Minutes Later
"Cresselia, have you seen Mew", asked Celebi as she entered Cresselia's room.
She floated in and saw Cresselia in her bad laying down panting.
"What happened Cressy?" asked Celebi.
"Um…Uh…M-Mew tricked me into sleeping with him", lied Cresselia.
"He what!?" yelled Celebi as Mew floated out of the shower a nervous wreck.
"It's okay, it's okay", whispered Mew to himself as he wrapped his arms around himself.
"MEW!" yelled Celebi.
Mew turned to the side and saw Celebi glaring at him.
"You cheat on me, and raped Cressy?" asked Celebi angrily.
"No, no, no, you don't understand!" said Mew, trying to fix it.
Celebi pounced on him and started to beat the crap out of his as Cresselia watched.
One beatdown later
Mew was lying on the floor in agony as Cresselia floated next to him.
"If you ever tell anyone what I did, I'll kill you", whispered Cresselia in his ear.
Cresselia exited her room as Victini floated inside.
"What happened?"
"Um…Celebi and I broke up", said Mew with an innocent smile.
Back to Reality:
"Okay, that was hot…and kind of disturbing", said Victini.
"Women always make it seem like they're the victim, and the man is the bad guy, when it's the other way around", said Mew folding his arms.
"Oh really?" asked a voice.
Mew turned around and saw Celebi glaring at him.
"Why are you here?" asked Mew scared.
"Cresselia told me what you did!" said Celebi angrily.
"No, no, no, no, you don't understand-!" yelled Mew as Celebi tackled him to the floor of his trailer.
"Well, I guess I'll have to host the show by myself today", said Victini as he teleported out of the trailer.
000
The Slakings were moping at their 2nd lost, as the Rampardos were celebrating.
"This sucks", said Swift.
"You got that right", said Fez.
"How are we losing?" asked Piff.
"I don't know", said Mason lying.
"I hate this game", said Skore as Victini appeared.
"Hello campers!" said Victini smiling.
"I hate that smile", said Hayden.
"Your next movie genre is…the superhero movie!"
"Where's Mew?" asked Sola.
"He's-", started Victini.
000
"No, don't I need that! Someone help me!" yelled Mew as Celebi broke his leg.
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"Busy", finished Victini, "now for the challenge, you'll need to choose 3 people from each of your teams and have them design a Super Zero costume to do the second part of the challenge.
"Don't you mean Super 'Hero'?" asked Piff.
"No", said Victini.
Victini then brought them towards a big pile of junk, in which a lot of the contestants stared.
"I will then judge the costumes from 1-10", said Victini, "after that, the 'zeros' will have to compete in an obstacle course and the team with the worst time loses. Any questions?" asked Victini.
Everyone raised their appendages.
"Good, now get started", said Victini as he teleported off.
Everyone groaned.
000
"Alright, who wants to be a Super Zero?" asked Jesse.
"Ooh, ooh, I want to!" said Sonan quickly, getting off of his Nintendo.
"I think-", started Ebony.
"Finish that, and I will break your next", said Spike.
Ebony shut up.
"Now, anyone else?" asked Lila.
"I'll go!" said Clay.
"You sure buddy?" asked Darren.
"Of course!" said Clay.
"Cool, we need one more person", said Jesse.
"Ray?" asked Lila.
"Okay, I'll do it", said Ray.
"Great, now make your costumes, quick!" said Jesse.
Ray, Sonan, and Clay quickly dove into the junk pile.
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"Alright, who wants to be a zero?" asked Sasha.
"I say Carman, she's already one", said Vile smirking.
"Thanks", said Carman.
"Okay, anyone else?" asked Sasha.
"I'll go", said Aura, "I want to see what Shade will say when he sees."
"I'm going", said Shine.
"You sure?" asked Luna.
"Yeah, I'm sure, I'm not going to let this slut take Shade away from me", said Shine.
"Okay", said Sola.
"Alright, now costume time!" yelled Sasha as Shine, Aura, and Carman started to find some useful items.
000
"Alright does anyone want to do this?" asked Ded.
"I want to go!"Laxish.
"I can go, I don't care", said Krack.
Flynn went beside Striker. "This'll be a good chance to show that you're useful."
Striker wouldn't listen to him, but he wanted to be useful.
"I'll go", said Striker.
Flynn smirked evilly, which Mason noticed.
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Mason: I know his plan. He's trying to get him to do the challenge and make him lose, so we'll lose…that's my job!
000
"You sure about that?" asked Skore.
"Eh, it doesn't matter, the author will just make us lo-", started Egridos.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Swift.
Egridos rolled his eyes.
"Well, we have our people, now let's go!" said Ded as he threw them into the junk pile.
000
"Alright campers, it's time for the judging, first up, Clay!"
Clay walked up with only a cape on his back.
"Wow, that's original", said Victini.
"I am Happy Man! I can make anyone happy!' said Clay.
"Lame, you get 4 points", said Victini.
"Oh well", said Clay still smiling.
"Next! Ray!"
Ray walked out with boots, a tin can on his head, and a cardboard body.
"Who are you?" asked Victini.
"I am the Junk man, I will kill you all with my poisonous fumes", said Ray.
"Wow, bold yet understated, I like it, you get 8 points."
"Hooray!"
"Final Lucario! Sonan, wow, what costume does he have? A trash bag?" asked Victini as Sonan walked out.
Sonan's costume had a huge, metal body with a microwave mask, a razor tip tail, and 2 ray guns.
"I am Mega-Man!" yelled Sonan
"Whoa, how did you make this?" asked Victini.
"I've been playing videogames all day, every day", said Sonan, "what did you expect?"
"Nothing like this", said Victini, "you get 10 points."
"Yay!"
"Alright, time for the Slakings, first up, Laxish", said Victini as Laxish came up.
"I am the Muncher!" said Laxish as he walked out with a mouth on his stomach.
"Wow, that's lame", said Victini, "2 points."
"2 points!" yelled Laxish.
"Yep, now tell Striker to come out here", said Victini.
Laxish walked out as Striker came forward. Striker came out with nothing on him.
"What? No costume?" asked Victini.
"Nope, I am Bland Man", said Striker.
"Wow, you get 5 points", said Victini.
"Eh, better than nothing", said Striker as he left.
Krack came up soon after with a fedora, gun, and coat.
"Wow the author is really getting lazy", said Victini.
"FOURTH WALL!"
"It's okay if the host does it, now shut up Egridos!" yelled Victini.
"I am mob man!" said Krack.
"Isn't that a custom stereotyping?" asked Victini.
"No", said Krack.
"Well, Swift thinks so", said Victini.
Krack turns around and sees Swift staring daggers at him.
"So, you took my fedora, and you're making fun of me", said Swift angrily.
"No, no, I'm not", said Krack scared for his life.
Swift leapt on Krack and started to beat the crap out of him.
"Wow, this is awesome for ratings, if only Mew could see this", said Victini.
000
"Stay back, Celebi!" said Mew as he picked up a chair.
Celebi used her psychic to throw the chair out of the way and started to attack him again.
"F*** ME!" yelled Mew in agony as Celebi shoved a flag up his ass.
000
"Alright, enough", said Victini separating the two, "Swift, go have sex with Sapphire and let Krack use your fedora for a few more hours."
Swift and Sapphire, who was behind the curtain, both blushed at that statement.
"Fine", said Swift as he took Sapphire back to the trailer.
"Alright, Krack you get 4 points, now for the Rampardos", said Victini, "first up, Carman."
Carman strutted in front of Victini with nothing on but a bikini.
"10 points", said Victini.
"But I didn't-", started Carman.
"I don't care, it's a sexy costume", said Victini.
"Oh, well thanks", said Carman as she went back.
000
Behind the curtains, all of the contestants were waiting for the results from Carman's costume. Carman came behind the curtains.
"Wow, so that was your costume", said Ray.
"Mmm hmmm", said Carman.
"Well, it's certainly…sexy", said Ebony.
Ivory glared at him.
Ebony looked away quickly.
"What did you get?" asked Draco.
"10", said Carman.
"Damn it", said Vile.
"Next up, Aura!" said Victini from the front.
"I guess I'm next, be sure to watch closely", said Aura seductively to Shade, who went beside Shine.
000
Aura came out with a dress that covered half of her body.
"Whoa, you get 9 points", said Victini.
"Thanks, but don't you-", said Aura.
"Nope", said Victini.
Aura went back behind the curtains.
000
Aura ran up to Shade and pounced on him, locking her lips with his.
"Mmm mmm mmm mmm!" yelled Shade trying to push Aura off of him.
"You bitch!" yelled Shine.
Aura rolled her eyes as she walked back towards Shade.
"Come back to my trailer if you want to have some fun", said Aura seductively.
Shine glared at her as Shade just twitched.
"Last Rampardos, Shine!"
"I guess I'm up", said Shine as she kissed Shade.
"Good luck mom", said Spike.
"Thanks sweetie", said Shine as she strutted towards Victini with a bikini dress on.
"Hubba hubba", said Victini staring, "you get 11 points."
"What?! I thought you could only go up to 10!" yelled Vina.
"Too bad", said Victini, "now, the Rampardos are in the lead."
The girls cheered as the others groaned.
"Now, time for the next part of the challenge", said Victini.
"Obstacle course?" asked Skore.
"Yep", said Victini.
000
Victini took the contestants to the lot, which was now full of obstacles.
"Whoa, how did all of this get here?" asked Flame.
"Um…" started Victini.
000
"Faster interns! If you don't hurry up with this, you will never eat again!" threatened Victini.
"But, we haven't eaten in 13 days", said a Herdier intern.
"I don't care, Mew and I own you!" said Victini.
000
"That doesn't matter, it's time for the course", continued Victini.
"What do we have to do?" asked Laxish.
"Well, first you have to climb a brick wall and run through tires, after that you must climb up a power line and cross without getting electrocuted. Then, you must jump onto a trampoline and grab a sack of flour as it falls from 20 stories. Finally, you must carry the flour bag all the way to the finish line, the first contestants to cross the finish will win it for their team", explained Victini.
"Well that seems easy", said Flynn purposely.
"Oh, yeah thanks for reminding me Flynn, we also have a lot of mines and bombs for lots of explosions!" said Victini happily.
Everyone glared at Flynn angrily.
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Flynn: I don't care about those losers, as long as the plan works, our alliance will succeed.
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"Oh and did I mention that it is a race?" asked Victini.
"What?!" everyone yelled.
"Yep, a person from each team will race against 2 others", said Victini.
"That made no sense", said Lassie.
"Your evolution doesn't make sense!" said Victini.
Lassie rolled her eyes.
"Now the first race will be with Carman, Krack, and Clay", said Victini as they got to the starting line.
"Alright, go!"
Krack and Carman started running as Clay started walking.
"Clay, run!" yelled Nero.
Clay continued walking with a smile on his face.
Krack and Carman started climbing up the wall as Clay was still walking. Krack got over the wall first and started running through the tires, with Carman catching up close behind him. Clay finally got to the wall and started climbing it to the top. Krack got to the power lines and started to climbing the wooden pole, with Carman right behind him.
"Wow, you're pretty good, for a girl", said Krack.
"What does that mean?" asked Carman angrily.
"Oh crap, don't say it", said Volante.
"Say what?" asked all of the girls and some of the guys.
"Girls are weaker than guys in everything" said Krack, causing all of the girls to glared at him angrily and start stepping forward.
"Whoa, girls, calm down, let's finish the challenge…then you can turn him into a female like Sma-", started Ray.
"Sasha!" yelled Sasha.
"Sasha", finished Ray
"Promise sweetie?" asked Summer.
"Of course babe", said Ray.
Carman got pissed and immediately started to climb faster.
"Oh s***!" yelled Krack as she quickly climbed up to that talk and started to run across the power line, not feeling any electricity.
Carman got to the top and ran across the power line after him. Carman leapt on top him as he fell off of the power pole. The girls immediately charged at him and started to pound him into dust. Clay conti9nued walking, but stepped on a mine, launching him into the flour sack and landing at the finish.
"Wow", said Hayden.
"Well, the Lucarios win the first race", said Victini as the girls went back to their teams, "time for the next race, Striker, Aura, and Ray."
Ray, Aura, and Striker started running to the wall. As the approached it, Ray and Aura immediately climbed up.
"Oh f*** me!" yelled Striker.
"Great, now we'll lose the challenge", thought Flynn to himself.
Mason grinned evilly at him.
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Mason: That loser thinks that he's getting out Striker with his little alliance, but once I tell the team that it was his idea, he'll be gone.
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Ray and Aura ran through the tires and started climbing the pole.
"Great, just great", said Striker as he hopped backwards, exploding a land mine and launching him to the top of the power pole.
"Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but…explosions rock!" said Striker as he hopped across the power lines, with Ray and Aura on his tail.
"I've got to do something, I'll lose!" said Aura, as she got an idea, "all guys think alike."
Aura paused and took off her costume, the sun making her body sexier than usual. All of the guys stared, including Ray and Striker. Ray lost his balance and fell on the power line, shocking him in his crotch. Aura jumped over him as she passed Striker, who fell onto the ground unconscious. Aura jumped onto the trampoline and bounced up, grabbing the sack of flour, and running to the finish line.
"Yes, I won!" said Aura.
"Not exactly", said Victini.
"What? I made it here first", said Aura.
"Yeah, but you also took off your costume, meaning that you're yourself, so that means either Ray will win it for his team, or Striker will have to make it a third race", said Victini.
Aura grumbled as the girls all glared at her.
"What?" asked Aura.
"You just had to take off your costume", said Vile.
"Hey, I had to use a guy's attention span against them, what did you expect?" asked Aura.
"Not that", said Summer, pointing to her boyfriend, who was still being electrocuted, until he fell down.
Ray landed on a bomb, which exploded after 10 seconds, launching him to the finish line with the flour that was already there.
"The Lucarios win!"
The Lucarios all cheered as the Slakings and Rampardos looked disappointed.
"So who lost?" asked Ded.
"Well, since Krack lost the first race, and Aura got second because of her costume, that means, that you guys lose…again!" explained Victini.
Skore's left eye twitched as he heard the news.
"Meet me at elimination in 10 minutes!" said Victini as he teleported away.
000
"Alright, guys, so who do we vote for?" asked Ded.
"I don't know, I think Krack, he's a sexist bastard", said Piff.
"Yeah, but we may need him later", said Skore.
"What about Str-", started Draco.
"Don't even finish that sentence!" yelled Laxish.
"So who then?" asked Morgan.
Mason walked up to the team with a grin on his face.
"Why are you smiling? We lost", said Marion.
"Yeah, but this is the perfect time to get rid of Flynn", said Mason.
"Why? He hasn't done anything that much", said Titan.
"Actually, he has", said Mason.
"What do you mean?" asked Swift, who had came back.
"He reformed his alliance with Nero, Aldon, Vile, and Hope, and they targeted Striker because he made it far last time", explained Mason, "so since Striker thought that he was useless, Flynn told him to participate in this challenge, thinking that if we lost, he would be eliminated."
"That jerk, and it's early in the game!" yelled Vina.
"Yeah, so I think we should vote him out", said Mason.
"You're damn right we are", said Fez.
"Great", said Mason
"Wait, how do you know this?" asked Phill.
"I saw him leaving the trailer and I followed him", said Mason nervously.
"Okay", said Phill, still suspicious.
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Phill: Mason has been telling us a lot of information; I think he's a deceiver.
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Mason: The next time I get, the rat is gone.
000
At the elimination ceremony, everyone got a plushie except for Flynn and Striker, who was still unconscious.
"The last Mew plushie goes to…
Flynn grinned.
Striker had the knockout swirls in his eyes.
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"What!?" yelled Flynn, "why am I out so early!?"
"We knew what you were trying to do to Striker", said Frosty.
"What? How?" asked Flynn, as he looked at Mason, who was smirking deviously.
"You"
"Well, it's time to go", said Victini.
"No, I'm not going anywhere!" said Flynn.
"SPIKE!" yelled Victini as Spike flew up with 30 needles in his hand.
"Oh no", said Flynn as he ran to the Lame-O-Sine.
Spike threw the needles at Flynn, getting direct hits everywhere.
"AAAAHHH!" yelled Flynn as the door closed in the Lame-O-Sine.
"Alright, Slakings, get some rest, you've got a- you know the rest", said Victini as he teleported back to Mew and his trailer.
000
"Please, no more", said Mew as Celebi kicked him in his groin.
Victini poofed up and put the tape in the VCR. Celebi turned her attention to the TV, which showed what really happened.
"Oh my Arceus, I'm so sorry Mew", said Celebi.
"It's okay", said Mew holding himself, "now can you please go away."
Celebi teleported away as Mew got up and coughed up a little blood. "I am going to kick…your…ass", said Mew before he lost consciousness.
Damn it Mason, I wanted Flynn in longer! "Too bad!" Well, Flynn's out early, thanks to Mason, and wow Mew, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F*** OUT! What will happen next? Will Krack still be himself if he wakes up? Will the Slakings ever win something? Will Mason stop being a Scott? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!