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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to act as Superheroes, or should I say Super Zeros! The Slakings put up a good fight and soon lost because of Striker. Mason, knowing that this was obviously Flynn's doing, turned it all around by actually telling the truth, sending Flynn packing. Also Mew knocked up Cresselia. "She did it!" Whatever, now who will win, who will lose, and who will be voted out in the most dramatic awards ceremony ever, right here on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Mew had teleported back to his trailer with cuts, bruises, and a bad look on his face after his 'discussion' with Cresselia at her island.
"Whoa, what the hell happened to you?" asked Victini, who was watching Total Drama Idiotic Island.
"Cresselia beat the crap out of me, because you told her that I told you", said Mew panting heavily and realizing what he'd just done.
"What's wrong now?" asked Victini.
"Remember when I dated Kavi's sister and he didn't know until he saw me making out with her at the Hall of Origin?" asked Mew nervously.
"Yeah, he said he was going to kill you if he ever saw you again", said Victini.
"Yeah, so let's just say I'm going to be hunted down by another lunatic", said Mew floating to his room.
"What about today's challenge?" asked Victini.
"Host it yourself, I'll watch from in here", said Mew from his room.
"Why do I always have to do the work, he needs to get off of his lazy ass", thought Victini.
"I heard that! Oh, and I have a surprise for you after the challenge!" said Mew cheerily.
"Give it to me now!" yelled Victini.
"No, now get to hosting!" yelled Mew.
"Douchebag", thought Victini as he exited the trailer.
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"How did we lose Flynn already?" asked Vile.
"I don't know, someone must of found out about our alliance getting back up", said Nero.
"Who would do that?" asked Aldon.
"I don't know, but I think it's one of the new guys", said Vile.
"Yeah, a lot of them are weird and creepy", said Hope.
"Like Carman", said Vile.
"Girl, you need to calm down about her, she's just trying to get you riled up, so the others will vote you off", said Hope.
"Yeah, you're right", said Vile.
"Wait, I think I have an idea", said Aldon.
"What?"
"I think we should split the alliance and take care of ourselves because we're on different teams right now, and when we're at the merge, we can make it back up", said Aldon.
"That's a great idea!" said Vile.
"Thanks", said Aldon.
"Now, let's get going", said Hope as she and Vile left.
"Well, what now?" asked Aldon.
"I don't know", said Nero. He turned to his left and saw that the guys were gathered around something.
"What the hell?" asked Nero.
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All of the guys were gathered around a still unconscious Krack.
"Do you think he's dead?" asked Striker.
"No, he couldn't be, Mew and Victini can't afford to be sued", said Fez.
"By who? Nobody likes him", said Draco.
"True, true", said Volante.
Soon Krack woke up and saw all of the guys around him. He smiled and mischievously licked his lips.
"Uh oh", said Dew backing up.
"Hello, you sexy boys", said Krack in a seductive feminine voice.
"What the hell?! Does this always happen when girls beat you!?" asked Laxish.
"First Sma-Sasha, now Kra-wait, what's your name?" asked Phill.
"Krissy", said Kra-Krissy in a seductive tone and putting hi-her hips.
"Okay, this is creepy, Smash was a perverted shallow dude, now that he's Sasha, he's nice and sweet, and now because Krack was a sexist, Krissy is a sexaholic temptress", explained Klavier scared.
"Does this mean we should be going?" asked Skore.
"Yeah", said Dhaunt as he and the other guys ran.
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The girls were all in the breakfast tent waiting for either the guys or Victini and Mew to appear. When the guys all ran in, they had disturbed looks on their faces.
"What's wrong?" asked Sally.
"Um…you girls caused another sex change", said Spiro.
"What are you talking about?" asked Summer.
"Remember when you beat the crap out of Smash and he turned into Sasha?" asked Shade.
"Yeah", said Sapphire.
"Well, now-"started Flame before he tackled by 'Krissy' from behind.
"Because you did Krack the same way, he turned into 'Krissy', a sexaholic temptress", said Volante.
"Wow, we must really be pounding them", said Annie.
"Yeah, that can cause amnesia, so can you girls stop beating us up?" asked Dew.
The girls looked at each other and smiled mischievously.
"What?" asked Swift.
"If we do that, you guys have to do something for us", said Cramad smiling.
"What?" asked Freezeo.
"You'll see after the challenge", said Clash.
As if on cue, Victini appeared out of nowhere.
"Hello contestants."
"Where's Mew?" asked Rapid.
"Why do want to know so bad, don't you all hate him?" asked Victini.
"Yeah, but we hate you too", said Anthony.
Victini rolled his eyes, "Anyways, today's genre is…western!"
"Awesome, I love guns!" said Swift.
"Oh, and speaking of guns, you got a couple of presents from fans", said Victini, holding up grenades and an AK-47 machine gun.
Swift's eyes widened as he saw his presents and used his Vine Whip to grab them, but Victini took them away.
"Wh-what are going to do with my stuff?" asked Swift.
"Well, because Anthony said everyone hates me, even though I haven't been doing much of anything just agreeing with Mew, no one gets fan mail ever again!" said Victini.
Swift's eyes turned red as he looked at Anthony angrily.
"Oh please, you don't even need that stuff, you mafia reject", said Anthony folding his arms.
Swift pounced on him and started to beat the crap out of him.
"Well, now that that situation is done, let's get on with the challenge", said Victini.
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Victini led them to a Western movie set, which was 200◦F on the inside. "Aah, this feels great", said Flame.
"TO YOU!" yelled Vile as she sweated.
"Now the first part of the challenge is to land on his mechanical Tauros", said Victini patting on a mechanical bull machine.
"You all have to pick-"started Victini.
"3, we know", said Marie.
"Yeah, you have to climb this super high diving board and land on the Tauros, the team to have the most people land will get an advantage in the next round", said Victini, "now get choosing", said Victini.
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Mason: Arceus Damn, it's hot, but I have the perfect plan now. I'll get out Frosty, he is the only pure Ice-type and he'll make a perfect fall guy in this heat.
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"Alright, I say that Vina, Flame, and…Frosty should do the challenge", said Mason.
"What?" asked Frosty panting heavily.
"Good idea, now let's just do this before we die", said Ded.
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Frosty: F*** ME!
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"Alright, I-I say that Demenio, Dew, and Hayden should do the challenge", said Rapid.
"What about Cano?" asked Ebony angrily.
"Shut the f*** up! We just want to leave this motherf***ing set and go back outside for the second part! Deal with your stupid ass grudge later!" yelled Rapid, scaring his team.
Ebony ran behind Kai whimpering.
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Volante: Wow
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Klavier: I'm scared now
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Cano: *laughing because of Ebony*
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"Now, who wants to go?" asked Sally.
"I say, Summer, Vixen, and Carman", said Vile almost out of breath.
"W-why?" asked Annie.
"Summer and Vixen are fire types, and Carman, just because", said Vile before she passed out.
"Okay, that sounds fine", said Lassie as she passed out, too.
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"Alright, you've made your decisions, now it's time for the challenge."
"Flame, you're up first", said Victini as Flame easily flew to the top.
Flame looked down from the top and jumped off, using his wings to land perfectly on the bull.
"No fair! He has wings!" yelled Leon.
"I didn't say it was against the rules", said Victini.
"Damn it!" yelled Dhaunt.
"There are no Bibarel around here", said Anthony.
"Shut up, and didn't you say beavers chapters ago?" asked Dhaunt.
"FOURTH WALL!" yelled Egridos.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Anthony and Dhaunt at the same time.
"Okay, Vina you're next", said Victini, ignoring the entire argument.
Vina flew to top, and soon flew to the bottom, landing on the Tauros with ease.
"It's time for the final Slaking, Frosty!"
Frosty floated to the top, but due to being an Ice-type, the heat overpowered him and he fell unconsciously off of the diving board, landing on the ground hard.
"Ooh", said some of the girls.
Laxish ran over to Frosty, and he was still breathing.
"Don't worry, the ice cream is okay!" said Laxish in an obsessive sort of way.
"Alright, you have two perfect jumps and one wipeout, now it's the Lucarios' turn", said Victini, "first one, Demenio."
Demenio started his high climb to the top of the diving board. After 10 minutes, he finally made it to the top, completely out of breath.
"I wish I had wings", said Demenio panting.
Demenio looked down and immediately jumped down, landing on the Tauros. Demenio put a paw to his head in pain from a head rush.
"Next Lucario, Dew", said Victini as Dew started to climb the diving board. After a good 5 minutes, Dew made it to the top, and then thought about something.
"Don't guys that walk on two legs get hurt in their 'place' if they fall", thought Dew
Dew smiled at an idea he had and jumped off of the diving board, using Water Gun as a stopper to lower him safely onto the Tauros.
"Alright, that's 2 perfect landings and no wipeouts", said Victini, "you need another perfect landing to win. Hayden, you're up."
Hayden climbed up the ladder of the diving board and jumped off without fear, and landed on the place where no man wants it to be.
"That's got to hurt!" said Skore.
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Mason: *laughs*
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Darren: I feel bad for him
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Nero: Looks like he won't be having kids. *laughing*
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"Okay, that was a perfect and painful landing", said Victini, "now it's the Rampardos' turn. Carman's first."
Carman used Petal Dance to get he to the top of the diving board, and easily jumped down onto the Tauros' back, giving the guys all winks.
"Wow that was hot", said Aldon.
"Yeah, now next up…Vixen", said Victini as Vixen used her mystical powers to float her to the top. (Ninetales all have special psychic characteristics due to their intelligence)
Vixen jumped off of the board and landed on the Tauros with ease.
"This is the deciding jump, either it is a tie or the Slakings lose", said Victini as Summer climbed up the diving board.
Summer looked down, closed her eyes, and jumped down, missing the Tauros by a millimeter.
"The Lucarios win the first part of the challenge!"
The Lucarios all cheered as the Rampardos looked indifferent and the Slakings groaned. Mason smiled at this.
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Mason: This game is going great, my team's losing and so far I've gotten out Liksur, Static, and even Flynn! This game is putty in my paws.
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The contestants quickly vacated the set and ran to a grassland outside of the entire lot.
"Fresh air, at last!" yelled Rapid.
"It is time for the second part of your challenge", said Victini.
"Which is…?" said Titan.
"Ropin' cattle", said Victini as a stampede of Bouffalant and Tauros ran past them.
"Where did they come from?" asked Ray.
"You don't need to know", said Victini.
"Now your objective is to rope a Tauros or Bouffalant and bring them back here", said Victini.
"That's it?" asked 'Krissy'.
"Yes, now get going!" said Victini.
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The Slakings were trying to catch up with the herding cattle, but couldn't.
"This sucks ass!" said Draco, "can't we just quit, we're going to lose anyway."
"No, we are going to try!" said Piff.
"If I could see, I would be glaring at you right now", said Draco.
"How do you even know who we are if you can't see?" asked Vina.
"Don't ask questions! "
Connor wandered from the group to talk to one of the Bouffalant and get them to come back with his team. He went up to one, patted its back, and it was his brother Blake!
"What are you doing here?" asked Connor.
"I needed some money", said Blake.
"Yeah, but why are you here, you could've been killed", said Connor.
"By what?" asked Blake as a mine exploded, causing everyone to stare.
Victini pulled out a bullhorn, "OH, AND THERE ARE LAND MINES EVRYONE, SO WATCH YOUR STEP!"
"THIS IS WHY NOONE LIKES YOU!" yelled Anthony.
"I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS YOUR MAIL, BUT ANTHONY JUST RUINED IT AGAIN!"
"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" yelled Swift as he tackled Anthony.
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"Well, we have rope, this is going to be easy", said Lila.
"Yeah, it should be", said Volante.
"This is just like the Wii", aid Sonan as he twirled the rope.
A stampede of Tauros and Bouffalant charged into the Lucarios, taking Sonan with them.
"Sonan!" yelled Lila as Sonan rode on one of the Tauros' backs.
"Yee-haw!" yelled Sonan.
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"This sucks, how are we supposed to get a Bouffalant or Tauros without any materials?" asked Vile.
"Are you forgetting that all Tauros are males?" asked Luna.
"Oh, I see what you're getting at", said Sapphire.
The girls approached a Tauros and tried to seduce it into coming with them, but it didn't work strangely.
"Why didn't it work?" asked Sasha.
"I guess Tauros are only attracted to Miltank", said Ivory.
"That's right!" said Annie as she walked forwards and got blown up by one of the mines.
Nero overheard the girls and ran back to his team.
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"Alright guys, we need to get Sonan back", said Lila.
"And I think I know how", said Nero.
"How?" asked Lila.
"Tauros and Bouffalant are attracted to Miltank, so I'll transform into a Miltank, and you guys can get Sonan, and whichever bull or buffalo he has", said Nero.
"That's a good idea, now let's see if it'll work", said Volante.
Nero transformed into a Miltank and wandered around the grassland, trying to find the stampede with Sonan. He heard a scream and immediately ran that way. He found Sonan on the back of a sleeping Tauros.
"Sonan, we need to go", said Nero.
"But I don't know you", said Sonan.
"It's me, Nero", said Nero changing back to his form.
"Oh, well okay, I just have to wake up Steve", said Sonan.
"Steve?" asked Nero.
"Yeah", said Sonan using his ear-like arms to wake up the Tauros.
The Tauros got up and ogled the illusion fox.
"Hi", said Nero frightened.
Steve didn't move and fell back asleep.
"Well, I don't think he's moving", said Sonan.
The rest of the team came up.
"Wow, Sonan, you got us a Tauros?" asked Hayden.
Sonan nodded his head.
"Wait, so how do we get it back if it is asleep?" asked Dhaunt.
Kai walked forward, grabbed the rope and toss the Tauros towards Victini, who it landed on.
"The Lucarios win again!" said Victini angrily under the Tauros.
Victini teleported above the Tauros and waited for the other two teams to come. He then saw a Bouffalant, which was completely covered by Sapphire's snake-like body, approaching along with the other girls.
"Is it dead?" asked Victini.
"No, it's unconscious", said Vile.
"Fair enough, that means the Slakings lose again!" announced Victini.
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"Well, we lost again and we didn't even catch a Bouffalant or Tauros", said Skore.
Connor walked back up to his team with a smile on his face, "Hi guys."
Everyone thought for a moment, and soon glared at Connor.
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Ded: We should have won! We had a Bouffalant! Connor shouldn't have left!
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Piff: Connor has got to go.
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Draco: We would've won if he hadn't left!
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Mason: Well, I guess my plan isn't going to work, but at least we're still losing.
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At the ceremony, everyone got a plushie except for Connor and Frosty.
"The last plushie goes to…
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"Oh well, I knew I wouldn't last, see you guys later."
"Wow, he actually took it well", said Victini, "well get some sleep, you're going to need it…you losers!"
The Slakings frowned and went to their cabins.
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The Slakings made it back as they went into the dining tent.
"So, what did you girls want us to do?" asked Ray.
The girls pounced on the guys as they screamed.
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Victini had teleported back to his trailer, "so what is this surprise?"
"Virizion's pregnant with twins", said Mew.
"So?" asked Victini.
"Remember when you two dated briefly, had sex, and then broke up?" asked Mew.
"Yeah", said Victini.
"Remember when that was?" asked Mew smiling.
"A day before she met Ka-", started Victini before realizing what Mew was telling him.
"You m-mean, one of them's mine?" asked Victini scared.
"Yeah, or maybe both, all I know is you f***ed her, she met Kavi, now she's pregnant", said Mew.
"Doesn't that mean-", started Victini.
"That Kavi's going to try to kill you? Yeah", said Mew smiling, "and that's not even the surprise!"
"What is it?" asked Victini.
"Virizion told Jirachi that she doesn't really know ho the father is, but she knows she did both you and Kavi, and she's having twins, so now Jirachi wants to kill you even more!"
"WHAT!?"
"And that's still not the great part, she's right behind you", said Mew cheerily.
Victini turned around and saw his ex-girlfriend glaring at him angrily.
"AW S**T!" said Victini as Jirachi jumped on him.
Another day, another chapter. So, Virizion, and Victini dated? Interesting…and leave what you think will happen if Kavi finds out. Poor Connor, it sucks to see him go, but that's the game. Will Mason ever make friends? Will Victini survive him beatdown? Will Egridos stop screaming at other people's islands and join? "Everyone loves me!" Quiet you! Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!