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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, Victini hosted another challenge, a western drawl for all of the contestants. There was a lot of pain, heat, and crazy moments during that time, which meant anyone could lose. But, even though they have never won anything, the Slakings lost again, because of Connor, who was sent packing. Who will win today's challenge? Who will be blown up? And who will be voted out tonight? Find out right here, on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Victini had just gotten back up from his beatdown from Jirachi, in which Mew happily arranged.
"What…the f***!" yelled Victini as he floated up to Mew.
"Let's see, you told Cresselia that I told you what happened between us, Celebi kicked my ass, and then Cresselia kicked my ass, all because Cresselia got herself pregnant by me, but now it's you", said Mew smiling.
"You don't know that", said Victini.
"Yes, I do, she had the babies last week" asked Mew still smiling.
"What?!"
"Yep", said Mew
"None of them were Victini were there?" asked Victini.
"Well, she didn't tell anyone, but she had one egg with your colors and hid it in the woods before she told Kavi she was pregnant", said Mew grinning.
"Oh crap", said Victini.
"Yeah, so you better hope nobody goes into the forest and finds it, or Kavi will kick your ass", said Mew laughing.
"He's going to do it either way!"
"Yeah, I know", said Mew, "now let's do today's challenge."
Victini groaned.
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"Oh, I'm think I'm going to be sore for weeks", said Ray lying on his back.
"I know, that was just terrible", said Draco trying to stand up.
"Wow, you guys are pussies", said Freezeo, who was floating with Spike, who also had Sonan on his back.
"You have no gender, and those two are kids!" yelled Egridos.
"Yeah, but I still can't believe you guys got gang banged by girls", said Freezeo laughing.
"Shut up snowflake!" yelled Nero as he got up.
"I need a nap", said Laxish.
"You're a Munchlax! You always want sleep!" yelled Fez.
"Whatever, let's just get breakfast", said Laxish.
"Yeah, I'm starving", said Striker.
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At the breakfast tent, the girls were reflecting on what they did the previous night.
"Ahh dominance is a girl's best friend", said Solis.
"You got that right", said Ivory as the guys walked in.
"Hello boys", said Aura seductively.
Some of the guys flinched while some backed up.
"What's wrong guys, you didn't like the treatment you got last night?" asked Cramad seductively as she and some of the girls started advancing towards them.
Some of the guys whimpered, while some got ready to run.
"Oh, look at the time, I think it's time for us to GO!" yelled Dew as he and the guys ran from the tent, leaving the girls and Freezeo, Spike, and Sonan alone.
"That really did the trick", said Summer smiling.
"You girls really did a number on them", said Freezeo.
"Yeah", said Lassie.
"I never saw a gang bang before until yesterday", said Freezeo.
"Yeah-wait, what? Gang bang?" asked Marie.
"Yeah, a lot of girls were f***ing guys other than your boyfriends", said Freezeo.
"WHAT!?" yelled the girls at the same time.
"Oh crap, now you've done it!" said Spike as he flew out of the tent with Sonan.
"Done what?" asked Freezeo as the girls surrounded him, "oh crap."
"Who exactly was f***ing who?" asked Sally with anger in her eyes.
Freezeo gulped as he started to tell the girls.
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"That was close!" said Ebony.
"You said it", said Klavier.
Mew and Victini then appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey guys, did you miss me?" asked Mew.
"No, not really", said Anthony panting.
Mew mumbled to himself as Victini spoke, "Alright, today's challenge is based on the Prison movie."
"W-wait, aren't those movies the ones with the horrible food, the gay rape, and the…beatdowns?" asked Skore frightened.
"Yes, yes they are", said Mew.
"I love those movies", said Mason.
"You're a dark-type", said Phill.
"So what?" asked Mason slightly peeved.
"You're an evil dude, who a dark type, and who loves watching people be tortured, you're kind of a disgrace", said Phill before being hit with a brick and knocked unconscious.
"Well, that felt good", said Draco sitting out a brick, "I was getting tired of him talking."
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Mason: I think I actually found a friend. *smiles mischievously*
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"Now get the girls, so we can start the challenge", said Victini.
The guys looked at each other uneasily.
"Cano, Darren, why don't you guys get the girls?" asked Ebony as some of the guys started to agree.
"Uh, o-k-kay, I guess", said Darren nervously.
Cano gulped as he and Darren walked back to the tent.
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Back at the tent, there was huge cat fight going on. After Freezeo told them what happened, all gloves were off.
"I can't believe you!"
"You bitch!"
"How could you?!"
All of those screams and yells were heard from the tent as Cano and Darren walked up.
"What's going on?" asked Darren as he and Cano walked back inside the tent.
Inside, they saw Freezeo shaking in the corner as the girls were either arguing or fighting. Cano used his psychic to bring Freezeo out of the tent.
"What's going on?" asked Cano in a whispered voice.
"The girls were about to attack me if I didn't tell them, who exactly f***ed who", said Freezeo.
"You told them the truth?! You are not supposed to do that", said Darren.
"Why?"
"It causes that!" said Darren as he gestured with his flipper to the girls fighting in the tent.
"Sorry", said Freezeo.
Cano and Darren sighed at the same time.
"It's okay, but now we need to tell the guys what's going on", said Darren as they started to head back.
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"Come on, we need to start this challenge!" yelled Mew.
Cano and Darren came back with Freezeo.
"Where are the girls?" asked Titan.
"Having a massive cat fight", said Freezeo.
"Cat fight?" asked Leon.
"Yeah, we didn't want to die, so we just ran back", said Darren.
"F*** all of that, I need to start this challenge, plus the readers don't want to watch funny stuff like that at the beginning, they want drama and pain!" yelled Mew.
"FOURTH WALL!" yelled Egridos.
"I swear, if you do that I more time, I will blast you to another island, and I will never let you back in!" yelled Mew.
Egridos shut up after that threat.
Victini then used Teleport to bring the girls back to the lot, where they were.
"Now, back to what I was saying", started Mew, "today's challenge is based on the prison movie."
"Oh crap", said Sally.
"Now, the first part of the challenge is to eat gross prison food", said Victini.
"Oh no", said Piff.
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"Now, every person on each team must finish their plate of food in a certain amount of time, if you don't you're out of the challenge, and the last person standing wins for their team", said Victini as he put plates of gross prison food on their plates in front of them.
"What the hell is this?" asked Sapphire.
"This is grey mush that was found under the trailers and in the bathrooms", said Mew smiling.
All of the contestants were about to barf, but they controlled it.
"Now, ready, set, eat!"
A lot of the contestants started eating, and soon either fainted or barfed, eliminating them. After the first dish, 30 contestants had already dropped out!
"Wow, you all are wimps", said Mew.
"Hey, would you eat something that was on the bathroom floor?" asked Hope angrily.
"We don't have to", said Mew.
"Whatever, can we just get on with this challenge so we can throw up in peace", said Skore, who surprisingly was still in, but woozy.
"Yes, please", said Klavier.
"Alright, this next dish consists of dead Caterpies, smothered in toxic sludge", said Victini.
"Isn't this cannibalism!?" asked Flame.
"Yeah, sorta", said Victini.
"I'm not eating this!" yelled Hayden.
"Never!" yelled Kojo.
"That was good", said a voice.
Everyone turned to the side and saw that Leon's plate was empty. Everyone stared in shock.
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Dhaunt: Okay, I know I'm a ghost, but Leon is starting to creep me out.
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Skore: He's a cannibal!
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Mason: *laughing*
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"W-why would you eat that?" asked Dew.
"Are you a cannibal?" asked Klavier.
"Yes, and only because I'm a lizard", said Leon.
Everyone took a couple steps back.
"Okay, is anyone else going to eat?" asked Mew slightly horrified.
The remaining contestants shook their heads and immediately left to barf.
"Well, I guess the Lucarios win the first part of this challenge", said Mew.
"Hooray", shouted the Lucarios.
"Now, time for the second part of the challenge", said Victini.
"What's that?" asked Ray.
"Staying in the same cell with a criminal for 20 minutes", said Victini smiling.
Everyone stared in shock.
"Are you trying to kill us?" asked Solis.
"Sort of", said Mew.
"Now, to the jail cells!" yelled Victini.
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As they arrived at the jail cells, they saw almost Machamps, Scrafties, Alakazams, and other evil doers.
"Um…I'm frightened', said Kojo.
"Yeah, I swear they were all looking at us", said Vixen.
"Yeah, they'll do that, but that's the least of your worries", said Mew, "now, choose a person to stay in a cage with a prisoner, and then we can get started."
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"Alright, this is easy, we obviously send in Laxish", said Skore.
"Why?" asked Draco.
"He's been in prison, it's not a big deal for him", said Spiro.
"I hate prison cells", said Laxish.
"Sorry, bud", said Striker.
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"Alright, I say we put Kai in, he is the most badass person", said Dew.
"Naw, why don't we send Cano in, he hasn't been doing many challenges, and he's strong, too", said Ebony.
"For once, you have a valid point", said Volante.
Cano groaned as Ebony smirked.
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Ebony: He is going to get beaten like crazy, I can't wait.
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"Alright, I think Summer or Marie should be in", said Vile.
"Why?" asked Solis.
"They're both strong and powerful", said Vile.
"For once, I agree", said Carman
"So, who wants to go in?" asked Sally.
"I have a boyfriend", said Summer.
"So do I", said Marie.
"Well, I think Marie should go in, just because I think you're lying", said Reta.
Marie rolled her eyes.
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"Okay, now, we have 3 cages so we will be able to make this challenge easier", said Mew.
"And we will also cover it up, so no one will see what's going on inside", said Victini, "or hear anything you're saying."
The contestants gulped as Mew and Victini uncovered the cages, one contained a Krookodile, one had a Bisharp, and the last one had a Manectric, all 3 male.
"Oh s***", said Laxish.
"Now, Cano you go in the Manectric's cage, Marie, you go in the Krookodile's cage, and Laxish, you go to the Bisharp's cage", said Mew as the three of them walked in.
Mew and Victini covered the cages and them and the other campers started to wait for someone to run out.
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When Cano walked in, he was immediately tackled by the Manectric and pinned down.
"Well, aren't you a sexy marvel", said the Manectric darkly.
"It's the camp all over again", thought Cano to himself as he tried to kick the Manectric off, but he didn't even move.
"Don't you know that I'm a masochist?" asked the Manectric smirking.
Cano's eyes widened and he gulped in fear.
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"Alright, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way", said the Krookodile.
"No, how about you listen to me, if you try to touch me, I will kill you", said Marie.
The Krookodile laughed and walked up to her.
"How are you going to hurt me?" asked Krookodile.
"Aren't you forgetting, I'm a water, and you're a ground type", said Marie smiling.
The Krookodile gulped as Marie used Surf on the Krookodile.
"Mommy", said the Krookodile as the wave approached him.
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"I'm Blade, how you doing?" asked the Bisharp.
"Aren't you the guy who always gets owned?" asked Laxish taking a few steps back.
"It's a bad habit, it's not always like THAT!" screamed Blade as Laxish Mega punched him out of the cage and through the ceiling.
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Blade's owned count: 14
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On a distant island…
"Has anyone seen Blade?" asked Swift.
Blade fell back down to the island unconscious.
"Wow, you got owned again…what happened?" asked Chandler.
Blade woke up and explained what happened to him.
"Bwahahaha!" laughed the campers as Kavi came up.
"What happened?" asked Kavi.
"Mew and Victini kidnapped Blade for one of their challenges", laughed Thug.
Kavi gave an angry frown.
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Marie had just wasted that Krookodile and was waiting for something else to happen. After a while, she gave up.
"This is stupid", said Marie as she exited the cage, disqualifying herself.
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Cano kept running and dodging the Manectric's attacks and sex attempts in his cage.
"Come on, I know you'll like it", said the Manectric as he came up to Cano.
Cano jumped over him and jumped through the cage door, disqualifying him from the challenge.
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"So…how did you like it?" asked Mew.
Cano started growling and was about to pounce on Mew, when Shade and the others stopped him.
"Wait, did we just win a challenge?" asked Piff shocked.
Victini nodded in approval.
The Slakings cheered as Laxish walked out of his cage.
"So, did we win?" asked Laxish
"Yep", said Mew, "and as a reward, you guys get a shovel."
Mew threw them a shovel.
"Why do we need a shovel", said Marion.
"You'll see", said Mew.
"What do we get?" asked Ray.
"You guys get a pickaxe", said Victini tossing the pickaxe to Hayden, who got hit in the foot.
"What about us?" asked Cramad
"You get nothing, you lost", said Mew.
The Rampardos groaned.
"Now, time for the next challenge", said Victini smiling.
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The teams were all put in jail cells with no way out.
"The first team to make it out wins the entire challenge", said Victini.
"How are we supposed to-", started Lassie
"Figure it Out!" said Mew.
"This isn't Nickelodeon!" said Anthony.
Mew shot a Thunderbolt at him, electrocuting him.
"Now GO!" said Mew as he and Victini disappeared.
"Great, just great, how are we supposed to-" started Kojo.
"The shovel", said Skore plainly.
As the Slakings started digging, Mason and Draco were in the corner talking about something.
"So wait, you want to make an alliance with me?" asked Draco.
"Yep, we're both evil, so it'll be perfect", said Mason.
"You're not evil", scoffed Draco.
"I'm the one who caused the team to lose so many times and got rid of the losers", explained Mason, "and I can make the team turn on you if you don't believe me."
"Okay, you really are evil", said Draco.
"Good boy, now are you in?"
Draco thought for a moment before nodding.
"Great", said Mason
"Guys, let's go!" said Vina.
"C'mon", said Draco as he followed Vina.
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Mason: Perfect, now that I've got him in, I only need to keep him and when we get to the merge, he's gone. *smiles deviously*
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The Lucarios had already started digging and were already halfway there.
"Well, this is going well", said Freezeo.
"Yeah, we're almost there", said Leon.
"This is going to be easy", said Nero as he saw light.
"We're going to win!" said Sonan.
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"This sucks, we're going to lose", said Sapphire.
"Not really, I have an idea", said Shine.
"What?" asked Vixen.
"If Summer and Marie use Flamethrower and Hydro Pump one after another, it can break a hole in the wall", said Shine.
"Or, I could do this", said Aura as she used Ice Beam on the concrete wall and used Tackle on the wall, leaving a hole.
"Well that worked", said Cramad as the girls started to exit.
As they came out, they ran to the lot, where Mew and Victini are always waiting.
"The Rampardos win!" said Mew.
The Rampardos cheered as the Slakings appeared from the ground.
"Noo! We lost again!" yelled Phill.
"No, not exactly, you guys got second place, meaning…", started Victini as the Lucarios appeared.
"The Lucarios lose! You guys are sending someone home!" yelled Victini.
The Lucarios groaned as the Slakings cheered.
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"Well, who are we targeting?" asked Nero.
"I say we get rid of either Volante, because he's too smart, Dhaunt, because he's useless, or Clay, because he's too optimistic about everything. I swear if his mom got killed, he would still be smiling", said Aldon.
"Agreed, well, let's get out Clay first, then we can work on the others", said Nero smiling.
"Now we need to convince the others", said Aldon.
The dangerous duo went to their team, who were discussing who to eliminate.
"I say we should vote off Cano, he is the one who screwed the team", said Ebony.
"Need I remind you, that it was your idea to put him in", said Dew.
Ebony began stuttering and mumbling to himself.
"Well I say Clay should leave", said Aldon.
"Why?" asked Klavier.
"He's too nice and optimistic, we wouldn't want a nice guy like him getting hurt, and plus he's kind of creeping me out", said Aldon.
"Well, that seems like a good reason", said Dhaunt.
"Great, I hope it'll work", said Nero.
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The Lucarios cast their votes.
"Alright, because there are too many of you, we are going straight to the final two", said Mew throwing plushies to everyone except Cano and Clay.
"Cano, Clay, one of you is leaving tonight, and that person is…
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Cano sighed in relief and patted Clay on the back.
"Well, you can't win them all, see you guys later", said Clay happily as he got in the Lame-O-Sine.
There you have it, the 6th chapter. The Evil Alliance has taken out their first victim this season, poor Clay. Mason and Draco are now in an alliance, Slakings beware, and sorry if this chapter seemed boring to you. Will Mason and Draco make the team lose again? Will Cano kill Ebony? Will Kai get any lines? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!