Yin-Yang-Yo-Yo: Because that's what it usually is. But, to me, the ghost sounds like Him from the Powerpuff Girls.

dynamiteboom12345: Correct, my friend!

Connie the Hedgecat: We're at Pumpkin Hill, it's suppose to kill you! XD And no need for sorry.

Chapter 10: Ghosts with the Most

"See, I told you Adolf could talk!" Bean boasted as he held a fat grin on his beak, "Say something else!"

"I'm going to eat your souls~" Fiona looked shocked as the pumpkin talked, too stunned to comprehend what was going on. Bean found a...a possessed pumpkin, Bark was gone, and this mountain was suppose to be haunted!

"Bean." Fang had pulled out his pistols and pointed them at the pumpkin, "Put. The Pumpkin. Down." Fang looked on edge. He seemed twitchy. His hands were shaking as he held his guns.

"But why? Adolf is-"

"BEAN PUT THE F-"

Fang couldn't finish his scream as the Pumpkin exploded in Bean's hand, releasing a Ghost. It's sharp teeth was laced into a grin as it's horrifying, psychotic eyes leered at our three criminals.

"Time to eat~" cheered the ghost.

"Back to hell, damn you!" Fang unloaded his guns as he fired shot after shot at the phantom. With his clips unloaded, Fang stood there in utter shock to see they had no effect. "W-what the fuck?!"

"Language, silly weasel~" snickered the Ghost, "What did you hope to kill...what's already dead~" The Ghost began to cackle a hardy cackle as other ghosts began to appear from the very ground, all laughing that mad laugh. Fiona and Fang were both scared out of their skin, where as Bean was laughing and clapping his hands.

"This is so cool guys! Pumpkin Hill is really haunted!" Bean laughed, his two companions were too scared to move so much of an inch.

"Oh~ Why so scared~" one of the ghosts asked as it floated towards Fiona, "We won't hurt you, just eat your souls~" it assured, but that was precisely what was scaring the Fox.

That was when Fang and Fiona had had enough. Both mercenaries gave off blood curdling screams as they ran as if there lives depended on it, which it surely did. Bean was being dragged by Fiona as the three juiced it.

"Fang! What do you think happened to Bark?!" Fiona shouted.

"Don't know! But keep running so it doesn't happen to us!" Fang ordered as he kept running, Fiona running close behind him. The two kept running until they saw the backside of a large, furry figure standing perfectly still. "Bark, get it in gear! We gotta get the hell out of here!" Bark didn't move-not even a flinch. Instead...he was laughing?!

"B-Bark?" Fiona stuttered, never having heard Bark say a word, let alone laugh. When Bark turned to face his allies, Fiona and Fang were left screaming when they saw Bark's face shared the same features as the ghosts: sharp teeth, oddly colored big eyes, it was even grinning a disturbing grin.

"Why so serious, guys~ Just become a ghost like me~ It'll be fun~" Bark, or what was left of him, assured.

"Sure!"

"NO!"

The three of them took off, or rather, Fiona dragged Bean as she and Fang took off. Bark cackled as he gave chase to the other Hooligans as they had been chased into a dark tunnel.

"Hey guys, I can't see a thing!" Bean complained.

"That's good. Cause not the ghosts can't see anything either." Fiona panted, "So now what should we do?"

"We gotta get the hell out of here!" Fang told them.

"But what about Bark?" Bean asked, concerned for his best friend.

"We'll come back for his ass later." Fang told him, "We've gotta save out asses first!"

"Sounds good to me!" Fiona agreed, "Bean, let go of my shoulder."

"I'm not touching your shoulder." Fiona rolled her eyes as she took out a flashlight and pointed it at Bean.

"Ha ha, Bean. Now-" Fiona stopped as she looked who was towering above her. It wasn't Bean: it was Bark.

"Boo~"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"

30 Minutes later...

(Ugh...my aching head...) thought Fiona as she began to get up, rubbing her head. When she got up, she noticed that she wasn't in that dark tunnel anymore. Fang, Bean, and her were sitting in what looked to be a large, underground jail cell. "Oh man...oh-AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" she screamed when something grabbed her shoulder. She turned around and saw that it was Bark, the Polar Bear's face now normal and his hands were raised defensively.

"B-Bark? Is it really you this time?" Fiona had a hand over her heart to feel it was pounding at a dangerous speed and force. The Polar Bear nodded. "Oh yeah? Say something only Bark would say." she challenged.

"..." Ten seconds of pure silence was enough time to remember that Bark never really talked, and the unamused look on his face justified his claim of truly being him.

"Right, sorry." Fiona said sheepishly, "But at least now I'm sure it's you." Bark grunted as he turned around to see Fang and Bark arise from their sleep.

"Damn...it feels like I got hit by a freight train." he groaned.

"Yeah? Well it feels like I was stuffed in a sack, hit with a shovel, and thrown out of a ship." Bean argued as he popped his spine.

"Wait...how do you know-"

"Bark!" Bean cheered as he quickly hugged the large Polar Bear, "What you were doing was so scary! You really had me going with that 'be one with the ghost' thing you were pulling on us! Can you do it now? Do it again! Do it again!" Bark looked at Fiona and Fang, totally baffled.

"Long story." Fiona told her, "Any idea where we are?" Fiona asked them.

"Why, this is the place of your doom~" The four Hooligans stopped their talking and turned to see a giant ghost outside their cell. He looked very plump-fat-and was ten times the size of a normal ghost with icy-blue colored lips. Whenever he talked, his tongue had an odd rainbow color and his eyes seemed normal...or as normal as they could ever get, "I am King Boom Boo, and I will be serving you tonight~"