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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to endure the prison life. Some contestants thrived, others…not so much. The Slakings finally avoided elimination, and instead the Lucarios lost. Before the ceremony, Aldon and Nero convinced the rest of to vote off Clay. What will happen today on Total Drama? Who will win? Who will lose? Who will die? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Victini teleported back to their trailer from their island
"So, how did you like your visit?" asked Mew smiling.
"I hate you", said Victini sitting down, wincing in pain.
"What happened?" asked Mew.
"Kavi gave me a package with Jirachi in it and she beat me down and…shoved one of her "toys" up my ass", said Victini
Mew started to laugh hysterically, "So what did you do?"
"I sent him a package with Articuno in it", said Victini.
"Why?" Mew asked confused.
"Remember, he never really broke up with her, he just left and didn't tell her. So, I told her that he got Virizion pregnant, and now she's going to quote: Rip off his d*** and shove it up his ass, then freeze and cut off his balls while pecking his eyes out, end quote", said Victini.
Mew stared blankly in terror and confusion, "That's pretty extreme isn't it?"
"Hey, don't worry about it or I'll tell Dialga about you and Cresselia, and you know she'll kick your ass", said Victini.
Mew shut up immediately, until moving away from the subject.
"So, ready to torture the contestants?"
"Hell yeah", said Victini.
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"Alright, so who do we need to get rid of?" asked Draco.
"We need to keep losing so we can vote off the threats and losers, and then we can make it to the merge and get rid of all of the people there, then 1 of us will be the winner", explained Mason.
"That seems legit, so who do we get rid of next?" asked Draco.
"Phill, that little pipsqueak almost found me out before", said Mason.
"Well, alright then", said Draco.
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Draco: That idiot doesn't know that when we get to the merge, I'll tell the others about him and he'll be gone. I already know he's going to get rid of me at the merge. I may be blind, but I'm not stupid.
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Mason: Perfect, all according to plan
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"Alright, so how did it go?" asked Vile.
"It went great, Clay's gone now", said Aldon.
"Well that's great, so who do we target next?" asked Vile.
"Well I think, on our team, Dhaunt and on your team, Annie", said Aldon.
"Great", said Vile
"Hey, where are Hope and Nero?" asked Aldon.
"Take a guess", said Vile pointing towards an alley, when several moans and grunts were heard.
"They are too horny", said Aldon.
"Yeah, well I should go get Hope and get back to the team before they suspect something", said Vile as she went to the alley to get Hope.
Carman was lurking behind a car, overhearing their conversation.
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Carman: This is perfect, all I have to do is keep the nice girl act up and let them do all of the work, and then when I'm at the merge, the guys are going to go *smiles darkly*
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Mew turned on his Megaphone, Blarey, and yelled into him, "CONTESTANTS, IT IS TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE! MEET US AT THE BREAKFAST TENT!"
As the contestants made their way to the tent, they were met by creepy smiles by Mew and Victini.
"Why are you smiling like that?" asked Ivory.
"Because of your next challenge", said Mew.
"What is it?" asked Freezeo.
"Well, today's challenge is based on the medical movie genre", said Victini.
"You're not going to kill us are you?" asked Egridos.
"No, then we would get sued", said Mew.
"And since the producer was tired of us torturing you last season, after this season, there will be no more Total Pokemon with us", said Victini.
The contestants all cheered.
"Anyways…before we begin the challenge, we decided to give you guys the best food we could find", said Mew as he uncovered a table.
Everyone stared at the table of food, before immediately digging in. Some people were suspicious of the food, while others quickly dug in. After about 20 minutes, the food was gone.
"So did you guys enjoy it?" asked Victini.
"Yeah, that was awesome", said Leon.
"Good", said Mew darkly.
Everyone looked at each other uneasily for a moment before focusing back on the hosts.
"Now, for the first part of the challenge", said Victini, "follow us."
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Mew and Victini took the contestants to the set where they make all of the medical movies.
"Wow, I'm really freaked out right now", said Skore.
"Yeah, you should be, now your challenge is to-"
"I love knives", said Mason, interrupting Victini.
"Dark type", said Phill before getting tackled by Mason.
"Back to what I was saying, you have to use different body parts to assemble a new body, and then make it alive. The first team to finish wins and gets an advantage in the second part of the challenge"", said Victini.
"Now begin!"
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"Okay, this just disgusting", said Piff.
"Why would they chop off different parts of a person's body?" asked Titan.
"I don't know, but I'm freaked out", said Skore.
"Who cares? Let's just finish this body so we can move on. So what do we have?" asked Mason.
"We have a Hitmontop's head a Machoke's body, an Octillery's tentacles, a Zigzagoon's tail, and a Primeape's legs", said Vina.
"Well, this should be easy", said Swift.
"NOT!" yelled Draco.
"Aw, come on, it'll be ok", said 'Krissy' seductively stroking his neck.
Draco shuddered in terror.
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"Alright, we have a Tyranitar's head, an Aggron's body, a Mankey's tail, a Haxorus' legs, an a Magmortar's arms, this'll be easy", said Ray.
"You really think so?" asked Freezeo.
"Yeah, all you have to do is freeze the parts together, and use an electric attack to get the heart functioning again", said Ray.
Everyone stared.
"What?"
"Did you just actually make sense?" asked Nero.
"I, I guess I did", said Ray, "Oh no, I'm getting smart!"
"Whatever, let's just get this challenge over with", said Hayden.
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Ray: I can't get smart, I still need to have fun in life. I know *pours a bucket of water on his head* Pizza! Okay, that's better.
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"So, we have to make a body using a Slowpoke's tail, a Dusclops' body, a Reuniclus' arms, a Claydol's legs, and a Carracosta's head", said Cramad.
"I guess so", said Sapphire.
"So where do we start?" asked Clash.
"We can do the legs first, then the body and the tail, then the arms, and finally the head", said Ivory.
"Yeah, that seems like a good plan", said Vixen.
"Alright, let's get started", said Marie.
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"Alright, we're almost done", said Flame.
"Yeah, we only need the head to put on top now", said M.P.S.
"Has anyone seen the head?" asked Laxish.
Everyone shook their heads.
"Maybe somebody stole it", said Mason.
"Who?" asked Piff.
"I don't know", said Mason, "maybe we should ask the other teams."
"Yeah, I think we should", said Egridos.
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Mason: *Has head in paws spinning it like a ball* Those suckers will fall for anything!
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The Slakings went over the Rampardos' first because they were an all girls team, and they figured they would need to slow another team down.
"What do you losers want?" asked Vile.
We need the head for our body, and we know you took it", said Anthony.
"What wakes you think that we took it?" asked Summer.
"You have 2 corrupt and evil females on your team", said Skore.
Carman was afraid that she was found out, until she heard Reta say, "Hope and Vile didn't take anything, we've been watching them the whole time."
"Yeah, and why would want a loser teams' head?" asked Vile.
"To make us lose!" yelled piff
As the two teams started arguing, Swift and Sapphire moved away from them.
"Did you girls steal it or not?" asked Swift calmly.
"Trust me sweetie, we didn't take it", said Sapphire.
"Alright", said Swift nuzzling her.
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"Alright we're almost done", said Volante.
"Yeah, all we have to do is get the heart pumping", said Ray.
"Sparky, could you use Thunder on the-", started Klavier before getting cut off by Ebony.
"Why would you want a lion mutt to do this, when you have a wolf right here?" asked Ebony angrily.
"Because Sparky isn't arrogant and he's been calm ever since this season started!" yelled Rapid.
Ebony grumbled to himself as Sparky used Thunder on the body, starting the heart.
The newly formed beast groaned.
"IT'S ALIVE!" yelled Leon like a mad scientist.
Mew and Victini teleported from nowhere back to the set.
"Impressive, the Lucarios win!"
The Lucarios cheered, and once the Rampardos and Slakings noticed, they groaned.
"Time for the next part of the challenge", said Mew.
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Mew and Victini took them back into the Breakfast tent.
"Why are back here?" asked Swift.
Mew and Victini teleported out of the tent and blocked it off.
"What was that about?" asked Kojo.
"I don't know, but-"started Ray, before he fainted.
"RAY!" yelled Summer with concern.
"I don't feel so good", said Spike before he fainted.
"Me neither", said Sonan before fainting along with him.
"SONAN!"
"SPIKE!"
After a few minutes, all of the contestants were unconscious.
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The contestants woke up in a strange location.
"What happened? Where are we?" asked Aura as she saw that everyone was in the same room with a giant wheel in the middle of it.
"You are in the medical set again, and you all fainted from the food we gave you earlier", explained Victini as he and Mew appeared from nowhere.
"WHAT! What did you do to the food?" asked Shine.
"We spiked it with Knockout Tabs", said Mew holding up a box, "For sleeping anywhere you go."
"Ugh, so wait a minute, you took us out of here, watched us faint and brought us back in here?" asked Nero.
"Yep", said Mew.
"That doesn't make any sense!" yelled Egridos.
"Your face doesn't make sense!" yelled Mew smiling.
"Whatever! Can you just tell us the freakin' challenge?" asked Rapid
"The challenge is to endure different medical and surgical procedures", said mew.
Every contestant stared in shock.
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Hayden: SERIOUSLY! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US!
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Skore: *rocking back and forth* Mommy
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"Alright, you have to choose 3 people from your teams to have the procedures", said Mew.
"Now, go!" yelled Victini.
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"Alright, I think that-"started Ebony.
"I think that Kai, Jet, and Ebony should go", said Sonan, shocking the others.
"Why son?" asked Jesse.
"Well, Kai and Jet are really strong and they'll be able to take it, and Ebony is just really annoying people", said Sonan.
"Good point", said Lila.
Everyone nodded in agreement, except Ebony.
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Ebony: Okay, I admit that I may have a problem with Cano because he killed my brother, but I will avenge him, even if I die trying.
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"Okay, so who's going to go?" asked Reta.
"I say Marie, Vile, and 'Sasha'", said Carman.
"Why us?" asked Marie.
"You and 'Sasha' will be able handle it, because you're strong, and Vile is just there so we can laugh at her pain", said Carman.
"Okay, that's good", said Sally.
"No it isn't", said Vile.
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Vile: I hate my team sooo much!
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"Alright, so who's actually going to do this?" asked Ded.
"Well, I say Flame, Egridos, and Phill", said Mason.
"Why?" asked Marion.
"Flame is strong, Egridos is annoying, and Phill is stereotypical about dark types", said Mason.
"Alright, that's good", said Skore.
"NOT!" yelled Phill and Egridos.
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"Alright, you've chosen your people, now the object is to endure the pain of the procedure, and if you do, you earn a point for your team", explained Victini.
"Now, this wheel has 9 different procedures: Circumcision, Prostate Exam, Vasectomy, Castration, Colonoscopy, Tubes Tied, Tracheotomy, Fertilization, and Amputation", said Mew.
"What do they mean?" asked Ebony.
"You'll find out, now 'Sasha', you can go first", said Victini.
'Sasha' shrugged her/his shoulders and spun the wheel and landed on Fertilization.
"What's fertilization?" asked 'Sasha'
"Go with this Carracosta and find out", said Mew as 'Sasha' entered a different room with the Carracosta. Soon enough, they heard a scream and 'Sasha' ran back to her team.
"I guess you didn't do it", said Mew.
"Of course not!" yelled 'Sasha'.
"What is fertilization?" asked Marie.
"Getting a girl pregnant", said Mew simply.
Every girl immediately went wide-eyed as the guys started to laugh.
"Now, Ebony, it's your turn", said Victini as Ebony spun the wheel, which landed on circumcision.
"What is a circumcision exactly?" asked Ebony
"You'll see", said Mew.
"No, no surprises! Tell us what they all are now!" yelled Phill.
Mew and Victini groaned as they began to tell them about what each procedure means and what it does to somebody. After that explanation, every contestant looked disturbed, except for Sonan and Spike, whose parents told them to cover their ears.
"Now, Ebony are you going to go through with it?" asked Mew.
"NO!" yelled Ebony as he ran back to his team's bleachers.
"Before we continue, are any of you going to actually do these?" asked Victini.
As he asked that, some contestants left, leaving Kai and Jet.
"Well, I guess the Lucarios win then!"
The Lucarios cheered as the other teams looked shocked.
"What the hell! They didn't even do anything!" yelled Vina.
"Yeah, but they were the only people with the guts to endure it, and they are on the same team. If one of you people from the other teams would've stayed, they would've had to have the procedures they landed on done", said Victini.
"Sooo…who lost then?" asked Skore.
"The Rampardos", said Victini.
"Damn it", cursed Mason under his breath.
"Why us?" asked Aura.
"You guys haven't lost anything yet, so I think it's about time", said Mew.
The girls all groaned.
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Vile: We finally lost! Now the plan can go into action, even though I wish I could get rid of Carman.
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"Well, ladies, welcome to your first elimination", said Mew.
"Shut up and give us the plushies", said Sabrina.
"Fine, touchy, 'Sasha', Sabrina, Solis, Aura, Shine, Luna, Vixen, Sola, Carman, Hope, Summer, Sally, Lassie, Reta, Cramad, Clash, Ivory, Marie, and…Sapphire, but where is she?"
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Swift: *making out with Sapphire passionately, until he starts glowing. His body got longer, his ears grew, and a cape appeared on his body* Whoa, I evolved.
Sapphire: Lucky me *kisses him once again*
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"Well, whatever, Annie, Vile, 1 of you is leaving tonight, and that person is…
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"What?" asked Annie as Vile got her plushie, and ripped it in half.
"Yeah, nobody knows, so just leave", said Mew as Annie sadly climbed into the Lame-O-Sine.
Yet another innocent one bites the dust. Will Sapphire and Swift be found out? Will Mason and Draco be able to destroy their team? Will Ebony avenge his brother? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!