So it was that the exiled Naruto traveled around the world, gaining power, and, no doubt, sleeping with loads of women.
"Man, I am so strong and I have slept with so many women." Naruto said, repeating what has already been narrated. But, whatever...
"And now that I am so strong." Naruto boasted to himself, to impress himself. He was impressed. "Its time to create a village completely from scratch. And even though I have no backing and no experience in leading, my village will be the strongest of them all."
And he did. And it was. But that all happened off screen, so I don't have to show it.
"Ah, finally" Naruto said from his throne made of horny supermodels and gold encrusted diamonds. "Now that I have my own village, I can finally take revenge on Konoha for exiling me." He says that, but him being exiled clearly was the best thing that ever happened to him. But, again, whatever...
So he gathered up all of his shinobi forces, which were all women he had sexed up. His penis inspired loyalty in the prudest of women, it seemed.
"We attack at dawn!" Naruto intoned, even though the trip to Konoha would take several days at least. Naruto wasn't very good at this whole logistics thing.
"Yes, Naruto sama!" His whore shinobi agreed. He gave them a foxy smile and they all came at how cute it was. Even the throne shuddered and almost gave out.
When he got to Konoha he made a bunch of clones, who then had sex with all the woman of the village. Except the ugly ones of course. This distracted everyone else, who then had their throats slit by the shinobi whores.
Then Naruto faced the Hokage in the final showdown. By "faced the Hokage" I mean sex. They had sex.
Konoha was destroyed that day.
Poop.
The end.