-Static-
Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to endure medical mishaps. After the first challenge, the contestants no longer had the bravery to do the second one, which was to take the pain of an actual surgical procedure. After explaining each procedure, the contestants immediately ran, leaving Kai and Jet, making the winners the Lucarios. Due to the Rampardos never going to elimination, Mew decided that it was there turn, and because of the Evil Alliance, Annie was sent packing. Who will win? Who will lose? And who will be voted out this time? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Alright Draco, we won last time, which is not acceptable", said Mason.
"Well, we didn't win, we got second place, which is still losing", explained Draco.
"Did we vote someone off?" asked Mason.
"No"
"THEN WE DIDN'T LOSE!" yelled Mason.
"Then what do expect from me, o wise one?" asked Draco sarcastically.
"I suggest you start sabotaging like the people did last season", said Mason.
"So, you want me to almost kill someone?" asked Draco.
"No, but Ray is an exception; I mean I want you to sabotage the team, and then blame it someone else like I did to Static", said Mason.
"Wait, you were the one who made him spray the castle?"
"I told you that I was responsible for the eliminations on our team didn't I?" asked Mason smirking.
"Okay then, so you're still targeting Phill, right?" asked Draco.
"Hell yeah", said Mason.
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Mason: I think I almost have his trust, soon enough, I'll be at the merge and he'll be gone
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Draco: He is so stupid, once I get rid of him at the merge, I'll be the winner of this game
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"So, my plan worked?" asked Aldon.
"Yeah, the flower is gone, so now can I get rid of Carman?" asked Vile.
"No, but when we get to the merge, we can get rid of anyone", said Aldon.
Vile groaned, "so, who on our team should go next?"
"Lassie, she hasn't done anything lately at all, and plus, she's dating Egridos", said Aldon.
"Yeah, that's a good point", said Vile.
"What do you think Nero?" asked Aldon before looking around, "where is he?"
"You already know", said Vile pointing to a dumpster.
"That's sick", said Aldon.
"I know"
"CONTESTANTS, IT'S FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!"
"I swear, it's like we're back on that island", said Aldon.
"Yeah", agreed Vile.
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Almost all of the contestants came to the lot where Mew and Victini were waiting.
"Alright, contestants, it's time for your next challenge, but before we do, we need all of the contestants here", said Mew.
"All of us are here", said Sally.
"Not really, we're missin' two snakes", said Titan.
As if on cue, Sapphire and a newly evolved Swift slithered towards them.
"Where were you two?" asked Cramad.
"Nowhere", said Sapphire.
"Swift, how did you evolve?" asked Anthony.
"You don't need to know", said Swift.
Some of the girls knew something was up when they saw Sapphire's expression when Anthony asked that.
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Shine: There is definitely something going on between those two, I can sense it.
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"Alright, back to the challenge", started Mew, "today's genre is the horror movie."
"I love horror movies", said Mason
"Dark type", said Phill.
"I will kill you", said Mason.
"Enough, now let's get to horror set", said Victini.
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Inside the horror set, there was blood everywhere, intestines on the floor, and severed heads and sharp objects everywhere. A lot of the girls were holding on their boyfriends in fear.
"Alright, the challenge is a spook off", explained Mew.
"Wh-what's that?" asked Reta, holding on to Rapid.
"You have to choose one person from your team to try to scare the crap out of the other teams", said Victini.
"Uh-oh", said Skore.
"So right now, you have to choose your killer and then start preparing", said Mew.
"Ok, now go", said Victini.
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"Okay, who wants to be the killer?" asked Jesse.
"Let's have Nero do it", said Ray.
"Why?" asked Volante.
"Because, Nero can transform into huge Pokemon and just scare them easily", explained Ray.
Everyone stared at him in shock.
"What?"
"Did you just make sense?" asked Dew.
"Oh-no, I think I did, quick someone hit me!" yelled Ray
Klavier hit him in the head.
"Thanks Klavier", said Ray drowsily.
"Well, we have our people, let's move on", said Jesse.
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"Okay, so I think Egridos should do it", said Phill.
"Why?" asked Mason.
"He's the only ghost type we have here", said Phill
"What about Marion?" asked Kojo.
"She's too nice", said Phill.
"Well, fine, I guess we have our person", said Piff.
"No, we need some scary objects", said Ded.
"…Well that should be easy", said Vina looking at the ground.
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"Alright, who wants scare the others?" asked Solis.
"Well, I think that Lassie should do it because she's the only ghost type we have on the team", said Luna.
"Yeah, that's a good plan", said Marie.
"And for once Carman didn't say anything about me", said Vile.
"I was going to say that your face would scare anyone", said Carman.
Vile face clawed herself as some of the other girls giggled.
"Well Lassie, are you going to do it?" asked Luna.
"Okay, sure", said Lassie
"Now we need the products", said 'Sasha'
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"Alright, now that you all have your people, you can begin!' announced Mew.
The contestants who weren't scaring went back into their stations and waited for the others to begin.
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"Well, this should be easy", said Lassie as she headed to the Slakings' station.
"I'll be at the ladies' station", said Egridos, before Nero ran there first, "F***!"
Egridos started to float over to the Lucarios' station.
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"This'll be easy", said Lassie as she blew an Icy Wind into the tent the Slakings were in.
"D-does anyone else feel cold?" asked Kojo.
"Who would feel cold, when you have someone like me right next to you", said 'Krissy' as she licked his neck slowly, making him shudder, and also making the rest of team stare.
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Flame: Thank Arceus I have a girlfriend!
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Ded: That is just messed up
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Skore: Okay, Krack really scares me when he's Krissy.
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Kojo: *Scrubbing his neck hard with rubbing alcohol* WHY ME?!
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"Okay, nothing can be scarier than that", said Lassie to herself as she continued blowing into the tent
Back inside the Slakings' tent, a lot of the people on the team were one side with 'Krissy' on the other.
"What's wrong with you all?"
"Oh, nothing", lied Titan.
"Oh really?" asked 'Krissy', getting suspicious, "Then why don't one of you sit next to me?"
Mason didn't even think as he shoved Frosty towards her/him.
"Hi Frosty", said 'Krissy' seductively.
"Umm, I h-hi", said Frosty scared out of his mind.
"So, why don't you sit next to me?" asked 'Krissy'
"I'm comfortable floating, and plus you're a ground type", said Frosty, still afraid.
"Don't you worry about that, I will take care of it", said 'Krissy' as he/she grabbed Frosty's body and brought it towards her, and what she/he did next really made everyone stare in shock and horror. Lassie even saw it and immediately ran back to her tent.
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Phill: Who would do that!?
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Anthony: *barfing*
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Vina: Okay, I know 'Krissy' is still a dude technically and he's just acting like this because of Amnesia, BUT EVEN AMNESIA COULDN'T HAVE MADE HIM DO THAT!
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"Alright, now this should be simple", said Egridos as he went next to the tent, and stuck his arms into it.
Inside the Lucarios' tent, the castmates saw 4 shadow arms coming through the tent.
"Wh-what are those?" asked Ray.
"I don't know, but I think they're coming to get me!" said Aldon as the arms came towards him.
Jet rolled his eyes and used Crunch on the arms, making Egridos scream in pain.
"Okay, I'm done!" said Egridos as he went back to his tent.
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The girls, unlike the other teams, were expecting their scare, and didn't even really care. Lassie came into the team soon after.
"What are you doing back?" asked Summer.
"I saw something that would horrify any guy or girl in that tent", said Lassie.
"What?" asked Sally.
"You don't want to know", said Lassie.
"Well, whatever it was, it can't be worse than just sitting here", said Ivory.
"Yes it is", said Lassie.
All of a sudden, a Tyranitar picked up their tent and threw it, making the girls scream in terror.
"Alright, the Lucarios win the first part of the challenge", announced Mew as the Lucarios and Rampardos came out of their tents.
"How did they win?" asked Clash.
"See for yourself", said Mew as the Tyranitar turned into a Zoroark, better known as Nero.
"NERO?!" exclaimed the girls.
"Yeah, and now it's time for the next part of the challenge", said Victini.
"What about the Slakings?" asked Leon.
"Oh yeah, SLAKINGS GET OUT HERE!" yelled Mew.
All of the members of the Slakings immediately ran out of the tent, except for 'Krissy'
"Whoa, what happened?" asked Victini.
"'Krissy' happened", said Piff.
"You mean Krack?" asked Klavier.
"Yeah", said Striker.
Kojo and Frosty both were scarred, unmoving.
"What happened to them?" asked Marie.
"'Krissy got frisky", said Vina.
"Wait, so he-", started Spike.
"Tried to seduce them, yes", finished Laxish.
Every guy shuddered as 'Krissy' came out of the Slakings' tent looking hungry.
"Alright, now that the disturbing thought over, wasn't Victini going to tell us the challenge?" asked Rapid.
"Yeah, but…where did he and Mew go?" asked Hayden as he looked back around.
"I think I know where they are", said Hope.
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The contestants all went to the hosts' trailer to look for them, but the door was locked.
"How are we supposed to get it?" asked Marion.
Kai walked up to the door and punched it in.
"Nice", said Volante as the contestants went inside.
"Wow, this thing is bigger than I thought", said Nero as he saw that the trailer had stairs, TV, and a fully stocked fridge
"This place is awesome!" said M.P.S.
"Yeah, but now we have to find the two nimrods", said Vile.
"Who says nimrods anymore?" asked Ray.
"Oh shut up", said Vile.
As the contestants turned the corner, they saw a gruesome sight. Blood was on the walls, doors, floor, and there was even some on the fridge. Everyone was afraid to see what happened, as they saw an entire room with nothing but red.
"Um…so who wants to check it out?" asked Skore.
Jet shrugged his shoulders uncaring and walked inside the room, and what he saw was the disemboweled body of Mew. Even after seeing him like that, Jet wasn't even fazed and easily walked back to the group.
"So what was inside the room?" asked Anthony.
Jet gestured for him to go in. Anthony went inside the room and almost threw up, but instead he screamed, which made everyone else run inside of the room.
"Wow, I never thought I'd say this…but that's kind of creepy", said Vile
"If they did this to Mew, I wonder what happened to Victini", said Sally.
"Um…I think you might need to take back that question", said Egridos, who was in the room next to it.
As some of the campers went inside that room, they saw that Victini's body was dismembered and all of the parts were around the room. A lot of the girls clung back to their boyfriends as they started to leave and run to the lot.
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"I'm scared", said Sonan.
"Don't worry, it'll be alright", said Lila.
"Yeah, we'll be just fine", said Jesse.
"FINE!? HOW CAN YOU SAY WE'RE FINE IF THE HOSTS ARE DEAD, AND WE CAN BE NEXT?!" yelled Mason.
"Ugh, are you all really falling for this again?" asked Nero, "this is just like last season, they just sit back and pick us one by one, until there's only one more standing."
"There's one little change this time", said Vina.
"What?"
"THE HOSTS ARE DEAD!"
"Okay, I say we just stay calm and try to figure out a way to avoid being captured and killed", said Dhaunt.
"Why did you have to say 'and killed'?" asked Ivory.
"Mew and Victini are dead, they have no more control, we're on our own now", said Dhaunt.
"Alright, so what do you suggest we do?" asked Spiro.
"Well, I think we should stay together, that way we won't die", said Dhaunt.
"What o you think Skore?" asked Piff. Skore didn't answer.
"Skore are you o-", Piff turned around and saw that Skore was gone.
"You guys, Skore's gone", said Piff panicking.
"WHAT!?" yelled the others.
"This can't be good, what do you think we should do Striker?" asked Spiro, before seeing that he's gone too.
"Striker's gone!" yelled Spiro.
"That's two from the Slakings", said Vile, keeping score.
"This isn't funny!" yelled Reta.
"Yeah, this is scary as hell!" yelled Dew.
"Hey, at least we didn't lose anybody", said Vile.
"Where did Sapphire go?!" yelled Lassie looking around.
"Oh crap, Swift is gone, too!" yelled Titan.
"I'm not gonna sit around and get picked off like this I'm running for my life!" yelled Hayden.
The Lucarios ran off after Hayden.
"I'm not going anywhere, but if we lose someone else, I'm going to-", started –Vile.
"IVORY'S GONE!" yelled Solis.
"Let's run!" yelled the Rampardos as they ran the opposite way.
"Guys, why don't we stay here?" asked Mason.
"Why!?" yelled M.P.S.
"Because, the killer will go after them, and we'll actually win", said Mason.
"Yeah, that actually makes sense", said Fez.
Mason smirked.
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Mason: *laughing* these losers are so gullible!
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"Aright, I think we're good, what do we do now?" asked Volante.
"I don't know but-", started Rapid before he looked around, "where did Leon and Ray go!?"
"Okay, I'm really scared now", said Sonan.
"Don't worry, it'll be fine", said Lila.
"If you say so", said Sonan.
"Alright, so which way do we go now?" asked Freezeo.
"I don't know, but I think that we should-", started Klavier before seeing that only he Darren, and Cano were left on their team.
"How was that even possible?!" yelled Klavier.
Darren and Cano shrugged their shoulders.
"Let's just run and get somewhere safe", said Klavier as he, Cano, and Darren started to run towards the Horror movie set.
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"Alright, this is stupid", said Sabrina as she landed back on the ground, "why don't we just hide somewhere so that the killer won't get us?"
A tall figure wearing a suit, with no face appeared behind her with a knife.
"S-Sabrina, look behind you", said Solis as Sabrina turned around and saw the figure with the knife.
"Run!" yelled Sabrina as the girls ran into the Horror Movie set where the guys were.
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The Slakings were down to only 2 people, Draco and Mason (ironic isn't it).
"Well this has to be the easiest challenge ever!" said Draco
"Yeah, now all we have to do is give ourselves up, and bye-bye Phill", said Mason.
"Actually, I was thinking we get rid of 'Krissy'", said Draco.
"Why?" asked Mason, slightly irritated.
"Because, he/ she's been acting really creepy and horny lately", said Draco.
"So?"
"He stroked my f***in' neck! I am not going to be a sex puppet to a dude who thinks he's a girl!" yelled Draco.
"Okay, fine, we'll get rid of Phill tomorrow", said Mason.
"Deal", said Draco
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"Okay, this is really scary", said Summer, as she Hope, and Vile were the only girls left on their team, with Cano, Klavier, and Darren still left on the Lucarios.
"I thought nice guys finish last", said Vile.
"Whatever, at least you girls still have some hope for your team", said Darren smiling.
The lights suddenly flickered and Hope disappeared.
"Gee, thanks for jinxing us", said Vile.
"Sorry", said Darren.
The lights flickered again, and Cano and Klavier disappeared.
"Really? I said I was sorry!"
"Whatever, we just need to-
"THE RAMPARDOS WIN THE CHALLENGE!" yelled a voice.
"What the-"said Summer as she, Vile, and Darren exited the set.
There, floating in the air, was Mew and Victini, unharmed.
"What the hell!? We thought you were dead", said Summer.
"We're legendary, we don't die that easily", said Mew.
"Your organs were out of your body, and you were cut into pieces", said Darren.
"Your face! Now, it's time the elimination!"
"Wait, who lost?" asked Vile.
"The Slakings…duh!" said Mew.
"Of course", said Summer.
"Wait, where did everybody go?" asked Darren.
"Darkrai and Giratina helped us with that; they are in the Distortion World", said Mew.
"Wait, I thought Darkrai hated you", said Vile.
"I told him what happened and he told me that he would help me with this challenge, and then go back to his island to work", said Mew.
"What about Cresselia?" asked Darren.
"Wow, you guys really watch that show", said Victini, "he isn't going to talk to her, he's just there so he can get his money from the producers."
"O…k then", said Sabrina.
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"Welcome Slakings to your…what is it? Your 5th elimination, man you guys suck", said Mew.
"Shut up", said Swift.
"Whatever, now I'm going to make this quick, so everybody except 'Krissy' come get a plushie", said Mew.
"What?" asked 'Krissy', "why am I out?"
"You cost us the first challenge, and you're kind of creeping us out", said Titan.
"Oh well, but before I go", said 'Krissy' as she pulled Kojo into a kiss, which made everyone stare. 'Krissy then left for the Lame-O-Sine.
"Kojo, are you okay?" asked Striker.
"Never speak of that, or I will kill you all", said Kojo.
Yes, Krissy is gone now, who will be next? Poor Kojo and Frosty, no guy should have that to happen. Will Kojo get the taste out of his mouth? Will the Slakings stop losing? Will Kai get a line? and who was that mysterious figure? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!