"Hey Sasgay(clever!), how come you act like an emo?" Naruto(and the fandom) questioned. "Its not like your entire family died and you were mind raped by your brother." But that did happen. I would be sad too. "I mean look at me, I am totally well adjusted with no character flaws or anything."
"Yah, Sasuke!" Ino began, because she is Naruto's love interest in this story and therefore she hates Sasuke too. "You must also be gay because you are twelve and haven't had sex with a women!"
"Ino's right." Shikimaru said, joining in. "I'm not mindlessly agreeing with them for no reason."
Sasuke pooped himself in response since he had no will of his own and only exist as a paper thin caricature for the author to project hatred onto.
No one noticed the smell or the fecal matter running down his legs because they were also paper thin caricatures with no wills of their own and only exist for the author to project opinions about the fandom through.
"Yah, I am totally better than you!" Naruto cleared up the confusion. "I have sex all the time and I am stronger, that makes me an objectively better person by default!"
"Yah! And your penis is tiny!" Ino said loudly so everyone knew how pathetic he was. "Like a babies!"
Sasuke peed himself in response because defending himself against verbal attacks on his person as a thinking individual would requires more mind power and respect for the character than the author possesses.
"We hate you Sasuke." The opinion of the author seeped through Naruto's horrible dialogue. "We wish you had died." Then he pulled out a kunai. "I'm going to kill you now."
He stabbed Sasuke who only pooped and peed himself in response. There were no repercussions for this murder because the author hates Sasuke and having the brutal murder affect the story or the lives of the characters who are involved requires too much effort and understanding of narrative structure than the author possesses.
Then Ino and Naruto had sex on his corpse while Shikimaru masturbated.
The End