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Chapter 14: Captain Dust Vulture and Pork's Treasure

"And now we take on the head bird of the flock." smirked Fang as he point his newly acquired colt at the vulture.

"That's right ya Pencil Neck, Seaweed Slurping, Landlubber!" Dust shouted, "And I'm going to beat all four of ya!" Bean fell on the floor, laughing his feathery ass off. "And just what is so funny?!"

"All four of us against you?!" Bean laughed, "I'm no mathematician, but something about that just doesn't add up, Captain." Fiona almost looked surprised, that was perhaps the smartest thing Bean ever said.

"Simple. Behold my fearsome! Acid Shot!" shouted the vulture as he looked straight at our criminals.

Nothing happened.

"Uh..." Fiona was less than amused.

"Just wait! It's coming!" shouted Dust as a rumbling noise could be heard.

"What was..." Fiona didn't finish as Dust seemed to be gagging on something before firing a sickly-green, liquid ball at the fox, who shrieked in surprise as she ducked under it, "Ugh! Did...did you just vomit at me?! That's disgusting!" she shouted.

"Well, I'm a Vulture! That's what I do!" Bean was laughing at how comically appealing Dust's 'unique technique' was as Fang face palmed himself. This guy, who gave them so much trouble, was barely even worth it. Unlike the others, Bark had turned around to see the Acid Shot, although incredibly disgusting, actually lived up to its name as the ground around the green liquid was melting. It was actually acid!

"Well...if we're done with that." Fang pointed his gun and prepared to shoot at the Vulture, but Dust fired more Acid Shoots, this time in a rapid fire session, forcing the weasel, fox, duck, and bear to dodge.

"This is fucking disgusting!" Fiona shouted as she avoided the acid vomit. Fang growled as he fired shots at the vulture, who fired his puke at the bullets as they melted.

"Bloody Hell! It is acid!" Fang discovered as Bean laughed at this discovery.

"Cool! That is so awesome! Way to go, Spitty!" Bean cheered, getting hit in the back of the head by Fang.

"Don't encourage him!" Fang shouted as he pointed his gun at the vulture and prepared to fire.

Click! Click!

"...Bwa hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah ha!" Dust laughed incredibly hard as he nearly fell over, "Nice shooting, ya Pickle Feet, Crossed Eyed-!" Dust's taunt was cut short as Fang threw his gun at the vulture's face, causing the bird to grab his beak in pain, "Ah! You hit me on the tip of my beak!"

In his stunned state, Fiona had dashed right up to the pirate and delivered a powerful kick to his solar plexus, the weakest part of the human body as he coughed up some spit, Fiona following up with a roundhouse kick to the vulture's face as he fell over, not without knocking out a tooth.

"Nice kick, Foxy Loxy!" Bean cheered. Fiona rolled her eyes as she walked past the fallen vulture.

"Whatever. That bastard almost ruined my-" Fiona was silenced by a very painful burning sensation in her leg as she fell over, screaming as she fell over. Everyone turned to see Dust holding a gun, smirking as he quickly got up and grabbed Fiona by her neck and lifted the fox into the air.

"Fiona!" Fang and Bean shouted as they both got ready to jump right in before Bark quickly grabbed his two teammates as Dust pointed his pistol to Fiona's forehead.

"Listen to the big, fuzzy one." Dust chuckled, "If either of you Foolish, Yellow Bellied, Slugs take a step closer, I'll splatter your brains all over the wall!" Fang growled as Bean bit the lower section of his beak. Bark had his usual poker face, but was furious. Dust laughed darkly.

"That's right. You guys seem pretty smart." Fiona tried to claw her way out of his hands, but Dust had an iron grip. The immense pain in her leg wasn't helping, "Now why don't you three get on your knees and put your hands up where I can see you."

"What are you, a cop?" Fang growled.

"GET ON YOUR KNEES OR I SHOOT!" Fang, Bean, and Bark submitted as they did as were told, Dust's grip actually getting tighter as Fiona was slowly loosing oxygen. Dust chuckled as he pointed the gun to the trio, "Now, you Hooligans got any last words?"

"...Spring, bitch." Fang didn't let Dust do anything as his tail acted as a spring as he fired himself at Dust like a projectile, kicking the vulture in the face as he released Fiona and the gun. Bark quickly ran to pick up Fiona from the ground as Bean threw a bomb at Dust, Fang quickly jumping off the captain as the bomb exploded in Dust's face.

Fang lifted his boot and proceeded to stomp on the fallen avian, "Don't mess with me, my team, ever!" shouted the weasel. Bark bandaged up Fiona's wound with a piece of Dust's jacket before he and Bean allowed Fang to stomp out Dust for a good five minutes before he joined them in the captain's chamber, where Pork's Treasure Chest was on Dust's desk.

"So, that's Gramps's treasure." Bean chuckled as he looked at the scratched up lock on the box, "So, how do we open it? Do we use boom?!" Fiona face palmed the her face as she coughed.

"Uh...no. That would just destroy it." Fiona groaned as she pointed at Bark. The polar bear cracked his knuckles as he punched the lock, the lock breaking as the box opened up.

"Finally." Fang sighed, "Lets see what we've got here." All four Hooligans peered into the box.

"The treasure that we nearly got killed over..." Fang began.

"Was just a pile of..." Fiona growled.

"Beans!"

Bean was laughing heartily as he danced around the chest. The chest was filled with cans of beans, baked beans, string beans, pinto beans, and many other that dated back at at least 80 years old. Fang instantly grabbed Bean by his neck and proceeded to choke him. Bark looked unsurprised at this. After all, this was from someone in Bean's family.

"You planned this, didn't ya you bastard?!" he roared as he rung the duck's neck.

"Don't be silly, Nacky Wacky! I didn't! Honest!" Bean answered as Fiona noticed a note in the chest.

'Har har! Bet ya didn't see that coming, eh sonny?! Ya thought I had gold or jewls?! Nah, I splurged it all! So here's some beans! Better eat before they go bad!' As Fiona read aloud, she had the strong urge to kill Bean. She would, if she didn't need to lean on Bean due to her leg.