And here is another episode of Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!
"We hope you enjoy this crappy aftermath."
"SHUT UP FLYNN!"
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"Welcome back to another episode of Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!" shouted Chandler, as Monica smiled, "I'm your host Chandler, and this is-"
"Er-hem", grunted Monica.
Chandler groaned and started over, "This is your host Monica, and I'm your co-host Chandler."
"That's better", said Monica.
"And we're here with the first five eliminated contestants:
"Liksur" Liksur stops trying to eat an Exeggcute from the audience and waves.
"Static" Static grumbles.
"Connor" Connor smiles widely.
"Clay" Clay waves.
"And…Flynn", Chandler says without spirit. (Arceus that's awful). Flynn glares at the camera angrily.
"Now, today we have 7 more losers joining us in this aftermath", said Monica, "now I think it's time to make them go crazy with stage fright, how about you all?"
The audience cheered.
"That's great! So let's bring out the first one. She's a colorful who loves to dance, it's Annie!" introduced Chandler as the Bellossom came out twirling happily.
"Wow, I see you're still chipper", said Monica.
"You bet I am! It feels good to leave that death trap", said Annie as she stopped twirling and sat down in the chair next to the hosts.
"That's the best thing I've heard all day", said Chandler causing the flower to blush slightly.
"So Annie, how was your experience on the show?" asked Monica, "What were your likes and dislikes?"
"Well, to be honest I liked the fact that I made friends", started Annie sheepishly, "but, I didn't like it when there were arguments and when Smash kept trying to hit on all the girls."
"Yeah, no one liked that", said Chandler, "but you should be happy that you made it far, until the Evil Alliance got you off."
"What?" asked Annie confused.
"You didn't know? Vile, Hope, Aldon, and Nero remade their alliance, and either Vile or Aldon made a plan to get you off", explained Chandler.
"Why do bad things always happen to good people?" asked Annie, slightly sniffling.
"Yeah, that's the one question that can never be answered", said Monica as Chandler picked up another card, ready to move on.
"Anyways, continuing on, who were your friends and enemies throughout the series?" asked Chandler.
"Well, all of the girls were my friends except for Vile and Hope, and my enemies were Smash, Hope, Vile, Nero, and Aldon."
"Wow, Vile, Hope, Nero, and Aldon were everybody's enemies", said Chandler.
"Now, you have been labeled as The Passion Flower, during the series, how do you feel about that?"
"Well, it's actually pretty nice that someone thought of me like that", said Annie.
"AAWWWWWWW!"
"Oh shut up, wimps", said Flynn, earning a bowling ball straight to his face.
"Strike Out!" said Liksur.
"That really was nice Annie", said Monica.
"Thanks", said Annie.
"You can sit on the girls' bleachers", said Chandler as Annie got up and walked over to them.
"Well, we now go from nice to sick", said Monica, "the next eliminated contestant is a little peculiar. He got beat up by girls for being sexist, and now he thinks he's a girl, welcome the sand crocodile, Krack (a.k.a. Krissy)."
As soon as Monica said that, Krack, whom still thinks he's a girl, strutted out seductively winking at the guys, causing them all to shudder.
"Um…you can take this one Monica", said Chandler nervously.
"Sure, why not?" asked Monica sarcastically.
"Now 'Krissy', we are going to ask you some questions about your experience on the show, if it's okay with you", said Monica. Instead of answering Krissy just stared at the other eliminated guys and smiled. Soon enough, he/she spoke. "Okay, as long as you put me by them", she answered as she gestured to the eliminated guys, who all looked afraid and nervous.
"Um, okay I guess, now your first question is 'How did you feel about this season?"
"Well, I don't really remember anything", said 'Krissy'.
"Oh yeah, I forgot, your sexuality changed when the girls beat you up", said Monica, "moving on."
"Who were your friends this season?" asked Monica.
"My friends were the girls, but the guys, they're another story", said 'Krissy' smiling.
"Yeah, I know, you kissed Kojo, and you licked all the flavoring off of Frosty, he had to recover his body with snow!" said Chandler backing up more and more.
"Yeah, Kojo was good, and Frosty was tasty", said 'Krissy' as he/she licked his/her lips, making every guy in the room faint.
"Uh, um...m-moving on, you have been labeled as The Sexist Overachiever during the entire series. How do you feel about that?"
"I'm not sexist, so I don't know why I'm labeled as that", said 'Krissy'.
"Okay, I've had enough of this", said Monica. Monica floated towards 'Krissy' and used Hypnosis to but him back the way he was.
"What the-what happened?" asked Krack as got up and found himself in a studio.
"Why am I here? I'm supposed to be in the game", said Krack.
"You got voted out", said Chandler reappearing.
"WHAT? HOW!?" yelled Krack angrily.
"Well, the girls-" Krack cut her off.
"Don't even finish that sentence", said Krack as when and sat with the other eliminated males, "women are just creepy and they ruin everything."
"Oh really, so your saying that you're better than girls?" asked Monica with a deviously smile on her face.
"I know I am", said Krack confidently.
"Well then, I guess I can show you this then", said Monica as she turned on the TV, which showed Krack doing unspeakable things a guy would never do, but on the TV, he wasn't himself, he was Krissy.
At the end of the showing, Krack started panting heavily and twitching.
"I kissed K-Kojo, and I licked F-Frosty's body c-clean?" asked Krack afraid of the answer.
"Yep, and you say that a man's better", said Monica smiling.
Krack immediately fainted and fell off the top of the bleachers.
"Well, now that that's over, who wants to meet more contestants?!" asked Chandler as the audience went crazy.
"Yeah, let's bring out our next eliminated contestant, she's a frozen femme fatale, it's Lassie!" announced Chandler.
Lassie came out angrily and floated into the chair without saying a word.
"Well, I see that someone's awfully Krabby", said Chandler, before getting sprayed with Water Gun by a Krabby that was in the audience.
"Heh, anyways, Lassie, we're just going to ask you some questions, so please don't try to hurt us", said Monica.
" Fine", said Lassie.
"Okay, how did you feel about this season?" asked Monica.
"Well, it was kind of nice, except for when I GOT VOTED OFF!" yelled Lassie.
"Ye-yeah, and it was all Flynn's alliance's fault", said Chandler.
"What?" asked Lassie, her anger evident in her voice.
"What?" asked Flynn confused and scared, Lassie was an ice-type, she could kill him 10 times.
"Yeah, Vile, Aldon, Nero, and Hope all decided it was time for you to go, so they convinced some of the other girls to vote you out", said Monica.
"And they were in Flynn's alliance?" asked Lassie surprisingly calm.
"Um…yeah", said Chandler.
"Okay, well do you have anymore questions?" asked Lassie.
"Yeah, who were your friends and enemies this season?" asked Chandler.
"My friends were all of the girls, and Egridos because he's my boyfriend and my enemies were Vile, Hope, Nero, Aldon, Flynn, and Smash", said Lassie.
"Yeah, about that Egridos thing, how the hell did you 2 get together?" asked Monica.
"Well, I really don't think that's important", said Lassie blushing.
"Oh come on, does anyone else want to know how that happened?" asked Chandler to the audience.
The audience cheered and the eliminated contestants all wanted to know, too.
"Well, it isn't that romantic, but all that happened was:
Flashback
At Loser Land, some of the eliminated contestants were walking around, checking the place out.
"I hate this story", said Reta, "they made this place so lame."
"FOURTH WALL!" yelled Egridos.
"Okay, Egridos, I swear if you do that again, I will kill you!" yelled Lassie.
"I'm already dead honey", said Egridos in a smart-ass way.
"That's it!" yelled Lassie as she tackled Egridos into a nearby room.
"Wow, you're strong", said Egridos smiling.
"Thanks", said Lassie still angry.
"I like a girl who isn't afraid to take charge", said Egridos, wrapping one of his arms around her.
"Oh, um, well", stuttered Lassie as she started blushing.
"Come on, what do you say, do you want to go out?" asked Egridos nervously.
"Oh, you made the first move…I like that", said Lassie as she kissed him.
End of Flashback
"Wow, interesting", said Monica
"Yeah, I never thought I'd fall for him", said Lassie blushing.
Monica chuckles at this. "Alright, this is the final question. You have been labeled as The Frozen Femme Fatale during the series, how do you feel about it?"
"Well, that's pretty accurate, considering that I'm about to kill Flynn now", said Lassie. Lassie charged straight towards Flynn, murder intent evident in her eyes instead of the calmness she just showed.
"Well, I guess it's time for the next contestant then", said Chandler as he introduced the next eliminated contestant or should I say contestant(s).
"The next eliminated contestants are two snake who fell in love immediately, but it all turned when the guy knocked her up, it's Sapphire and Swift!" announced Chandler as the blue serpent came out, but the green serpent did not.
"Where's Swift?" asked Chandler.
"Well, he still thinks that we were voted out unfairly, so he tried to escape this place and get back in the game so he can win the money for us, and I haven't seen him since", explained Sapphire.
"Um…he does know that we have security guards all around this studio right?" asked Monica.
"I tried to explain it to him, but he wouldn't listen", said Sapphire.
"Well, if he did try to escape, he should be back in 3…2…1", counted Chandler as Swift was seen flying towards the wall unconscious.
"Thanks Bruce", said Monica to a Hariyama who nodded and walked back outside.
"Well, now that you're both here, I guess we should start with the questions", said Chandler.
"Ok", said Sapphire.
"Fine", said Swift, who had just gotten up.
"Ok, how did you both feel about the season, despite being newcomers?" asked Chandler.
"To be honest-it sucked", said Swift, "the hosts were nutjobs, the other contestants were all idiots, no offense, and the pain was just unbearable."
"Yeah, I have to agree with him, the hosts were insane, and the pain was just..." she started before shuddering.
"Okay, now next question, who were your friends and enemies this season?"
"Well, my friends were Kojo, Ded, and Sapphire here, and my enemies were just Vile, Nero, Aldon, Hope, Victini, Mew, and that dumb elephant over there", said Swift gesturing to Flynn.
"Fine, I don't like you either!"
"Well, I didn't really have any enemies, and everyone was my friend", said Sapphire, "well except for Vile and Carman."
"Okay then, here is your next question. Sapphire how do you feel about being pregnant?" asked Monica.
"Well", started Sapphire as she looked at Swift slightly peeved, and Swift turned away sheepishly, "I wasn't intending on getting pregnant, but so far, it's been alright."
"Alright then, Swift, you have the next question. What was it like being in the Mafia?" asked Chandler.
"It was great, especially when you get to watch the assassinations", said Swift, as Sapphire looked at him angrily.
He gulped, "Sorry."
"O...kay then, the final question is, you have both been labeled as The Sly Serpent and The Mafia Reject, how do you both feel about that?" asked Monica.
"Well, mine is alright, but Swift-"
"So, they think I'm a reject, eh? WE'LL SEE WHO THE REJECT IS WHEN I RIP OUT THEIR BONES AND THROW THEM INTO LAVA!" yelled Swift darkly.
"Um…o-okay, you can go sit d-down in the bleachers now", said Chandler slightly afraid.
As Swift went to sit by the other guys and Sapphire with Annie, Monica introduced the next contestant.
"Okay, ignoring Swift's creepy rant, it's time for the next contestant. He's a shallow revived fossil who only wants a girl to like him, it's Smash!"
Smash came out looking down and sad, and to make it worse (for him), all of the females in the crowd started booing and throwing stuff at him.
"Hey Smash", said Monica without much enthusiasm.
Smash simply waved and didn't answer back.
"What's wrong?" asked Chandler, faking his sympathy.
"I just want someone to like me, no one has ever loved me my entire life", said Smash, earning AWWWWWWWs from the audience.
"What about your mom?" asked Connor.
"She died when after I was born", said Smash.
"Dad?" asked Clay.
"He blamed me for my mom's death. He beat me until I was weak enough, and he left me to die", said Smash, his voice cracking.
"Friends?" asked Static.
"I HAVE NO FRIENDS!"
"What about Volante and Phill?" asked Liksur.
"They haven't spoken to me that much since the season started", said Smash.
"So that's why you chose an all girl team, you thought that if they got to know you better, they would like you", said Chandler.
Smash nodded, but Monica looked ticked.
"If you're so innocent, why did you try to have sex with one of the girls?" asked Monica as the females in the audience started yelling at him.
"Who said I did that?" asked Smash.
"The girls on your team", said Monica.
"I didn't do that", said Smash.
"Yes you did", said Sapphire, "We saw you getting on top of Clash."
"Oh that, that wasn't what you think. She was sleeping on my bed, and I was trying to get on the other side without waking her. I may be shallow, but I'm not a rapist", explained Smash.
"So why didn't you tell us?" asked Annie.
"I tried to do it when you girls saw me, but you jumped to conclusions and beat the crap out of me", said Smash.
Annie and Sapphire looked at each other ashamed.
"Well Smash, it looks like we all took you the wrong way", said Monica.
"Yeah, I know", said Smash.
"So, do you want to answer the questions now?" asked Monica.
"Um…I just spilled my guts actually, so I don't have anything else to say", said Smash.
"Well okay then, you can go sit by the other guys", said Monica as Smash got up and walked towards the bleachers.
"Alright audience, we're down to the last contestant", said Chandler.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Ah, don't worry, they'll be more next time, but for now let's meet the last eliminated contestant. She's a penguin with a lot of spunk, it's Piff!" announced Chandler.
Piff walked from behind the curtains waving to the audience as she sat down in the chair.
"So, Piff how have you been doing so far?" asked Chandler.
"To be honest, I've been fine."
"Okay then, well we just want to talk to you and ask you questions about this season", said Monica.
"Okay", said Piff.
"Good, but before we go to the questions, let's talk about you and Skore", said Monica smiling deviously.
Piff blushed instantly and spoke, "Um, can we not talk about that right now?"
"Oh come on, you're not getting shy are you?" asked Monica.
"No, it's just…that's personal", said Piff.
"Oh come on, just tell us why you fell for him and how you met, and then we can move on", said Monica.
Piff sighed in defeat, and started telling the story.
Flashback
A Skorupi is seen shaking inside a tree stump, crying.
A Piplup, who is exploring the forest, hears a noise and goes towards it. As she goes further and further, the noise increases, and she stumbles upon a Skorupi in a tree trunk. Concerned, she picked up the Scorpion Pokemon by its waist and brings it out of the tree.
"What's wrong?" asked the penguin Pokemon in worry.
"My b-brother tortured me s-so m-much that I had to run away from home", said the Skorupi between sobs.
"Oh, that's terrible. Well if he's going to treat you like this, I'll give him a piece of my mind", said the Piplup as she picked up the Skorupi once again.
"What's your name?" asked the penguin.
"S-Skore", said Skore.
"Well Skore, my names Piff and I'm going to help you", said Piff.
Skore blushed as Piff put him down.
"Where do you live?" asked Piff.
"Over here, follow me", said Skore as he walked deep into the forest.
"Here it is", said Skore, stopping at a huge hole in the ground.
"Whoa", said Piff in astonishment.
"Yeah, it's pretty big, but that's just because my brother's a Drapion", said Skore as he slid into the hole, with Piff following.
As they entered Skore's home, they saw a Drapion, playing Grand Theft Auto VI in the living room. Once it sees them, it pauses the game and walks towards them.
"So Skore, you're back for more, I thought I told you, you could come back when you either evolve, or get money", said the Drapion slightly angry.
"S-sorry Drapo, but-"started Skore before Piff cut him off.
"Listen Drapo, you better leave Skore alone, or you'll regret it", said Piff threateningly.
"Oh please Skore, you brought a girly penguin to fight your battles, you're a bigger wuss than I thought!" said Drapo.
That did it, Piff immediately lunged at the Drapion, pecking and smacking it with all her might. Soon enough, she used Earthquake on the Drapion, knocking it out.
"Wow, that was awesome", said Skore, hugging Piff.
"Don't…mention it", said Piff panting.
"Well, you should be good now", said Piff as she started to leave.
"Wait!"
"What Skore?" asked Piff.
"Um…can I come with you?" asked Skore nervously.
"Why? Your brother won't bother you anymore", said Piff.
"You don't know him, when he wakes up, he's going to kick my ass worst than usual because he got beat by a girl, and he loves taking his anger out on me", said Skore.
"Oh, well, okay then, but just stay close to me", said Piff as she and Skore exited his house.
"No problem", said Skore, hugging her leg.
Piff chuckled at this, and kept walking with her new friend.
End of Flashback
"And that's how we met", said Piff.
"Aw that's sweet, now how were you starting to get attracted to him?"
"Well, after I was eliminated, I saw that he was getting better and better at making friends, being strategic, and he actually stopped crying about losing me, that and the fact that he can kick ass, was a big turn on for me", said Piff smiling.
"Alright then, it's time for the questions", said Chandler.
"Alright", said Piff.
"How did you feel about this season?" asked Chandler.
"It was worse than last season. Mew and Victini have gotten more insane, and the challenges have gotten worse", said Piff.
"Yeah, that pretty much sums it up", agreed some of the other eliminated veterans.
"Alright, who were your friends and enemies this season?" asked Chandler.
"All of the girls except for Vile and Hope, Skore, Ded, Striker, Frosty, Kojo, M.P.S., Laxish, and Spiro were my friends, and my enemies were Mason, Vile, Hope, Nero, and Aldon", said Piff.
"Alright, final question, you were labeled as The Peaceful Penguin during the entire series. How do you feel about that?"
"Well that's really accurate, I'm glad I'm not labeled as anything bad", said Piff.
"Well thank you all for answering the questions, and now we can move on to the votes!" announced Chandler.
"Wait, you're going to tell us who voted us off and why?" asked Annie.
"Yeah", said Monica.
"Great, I'll really feel like kicking some ass when they get eliminated", said Lassie.
"Alright, we're going to go by order, and Annie you're first", said Monica as she pulled up a chart on the TV.
"You were voted out because you were too nice and caring for your own good, and the Evil Alliance targeted you. The people they tricked into voting for you are: Reta, Sabrina, Sally, Marie, Solis, Sapphire, Ivory, and Aura. Vile and Hope already voted for you, so…yeah", said Monica as Annie began to cry.
"Alright, Krack, you were voted out because you were acting creepy because of you other personality, Krissy, and you made out with Kojo and violated Frosty", started Chandler.
"Never speak of it ever again!" yelled Krack.
"You did it on national TV, everyone knows", explained Chandler.
Krack groaned.
"Anyways, your entire team voted for you", said Monica.
"Figures", said Krack, folding his arms.
"Now Lassie, you were voted off the same way Annie was, the Evil Alliance tricked some of the girls into voting for you. Among them were Aura, Solis, Clash, Sally, Reta, Ivory, Sabrina, and Marie."
"I'm going to kill Vile and Hope", aid Lassie angrily.
"Smash, you already know why you were eliminated and that your whole team voted for you", said Monica.
"Yeah", said Smash.
"And Piff, you were eliminated because of Mason and Draco. They convinced the team that you weren't doing anything and they booted you off, among the people who voted with Mason and Draco were Titan, Anthony, Egridos, Marion, Fez, Farra, and Vina."
"Eh, at least none of my friends voted for me", said Piff.
"Okay, that's all the time we have for to-", started Chandler as his phone rang.
"Oh hey dad"
"…"
"What?!"
"…"
"You're kidding right?"
"…"
"That's awesome!" said Chandler as he hung up.
"What's the good news?" asked Monica.
"Well, you know how my dad's show got cancelled?"
"Yeah, I'm still sorry about that", said Monica.
"Well, don't be he's doing his show on a new network 'Serebii'", explained Chandler.
"That's great sweetie, does that mean we get some money from him?"
"Um, no, he just called me to gloat", said Chandler looking down.
"Oh, well, I guess that's okay", said Monica.
"Yeah, sure", said Chandler glumly.
"Aw, I know what'll cheer you up", said Monica seductively.
"What?"
Monica floated up to him and whispered something in his ear hole that made him smile widely.
"That's all the time we have for today, we'll see you next time with more eliminated contestants, more drama, and more hilarity right here on Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum. We'll see you later!" closed Chandler, "now let's get busy with what you were saying."
The two hosts floated behind the curtains, while the eliminated contestants exited the stage, each going to their bedroom located in the studio.
Well, here is the second Aftermath. I hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you again with the next chapter of Total…Pokemon…Action!
"FOURTH WALL!" yelled Egridos on the island.