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Announcer: Last time on Total…Pokemon…Action; the contestants had to do some extremely painful sports. While a few contestants survived, some got painfully pummeled. The evil alliance was up to their tricks and was able to trick Mew into changing the teams, bringing them back to one. Piff was also beginning to get suspicious about her team's losses and Mason and Draco were her first suspicion. Worried that they would be found out soon, Mason convinced some of his team members to vote her off. Before leaving, Piff admits her feelings to Skore and warns about the danger that lies in Mason. Will Skore tell the team? Will the evil alliance cause more trouble? Will Mason and Draco strike again? Find out right now, on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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In the Slakings' guy cabin, everyone was sleeping peacefully and sound…except for Striker, who for the past few days has been staying awake all night, worried about if Farra will come from nowhere and literally smother him with affection.
"Alright Striker boy, calm down, you haven't slept in 3 days, but you're still doing great", whispered Striker drowsily to himself.
Feeling the effects of sleep deprivation, Striker unknowingly began leaning back, and was soon out like a light.
Suddenly, he felt himself getting warm and wet, already knowing what it possibly was; he slowly looked down and saw Farra licking his cocoon 'abdomen'.
"AAAAHHHHH!" yelled Striker alerting the other male members of his team.
"Oh, what the- FARRA! GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled Rapid.
Farra ignored him and continued licking Striker's 'abdomen'.
"S-someone p-please get her o-off of m-me", said Striker pleadingly.
"You know you like it Striker, just enjoy it", said Farra creepily.
"That didn't sound right at all!"
Ded, getting annoyed by Farra's stalker behavior picked her up and tossed her outside of their trailer and back into her team's trailer. As he re-entered his team's trailer, Skore and Spiro were trying to get Striker to calm down, because by the way he was breathing it looked like he was about to have a panic attack.
"Alright, Striker just calm down, she's gone now", said Skore patting his back.
"I just hope she doesn't end up doing this stuff during the challenge, I don't think I could take that much craziness", said Striker.
Mason smiled at this.
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Mason: Farra is amazing, she causes terror by love, now that's pure evil…and when we get to the merge, she's gone.
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Back in the lot, the evil alliance was discussing about elimination.
"So, who should vote out for our first whole alliance kick-off?" asked Nero.
"Well, I have to say, there are a lot of stupid people we could eliminate, but I think out of all of them, Leon is the most annoying, so he's first", said Vile.
"That's good, and it's the same reason we voted him out last time", said Hope.
"That's right, so today, when we lose, Leon is leaving", said Vile.
As the evil alliance continued talking, they didn't notice that an extremely sexy flower Pokémon was plotting something bigger.
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Carman: Those four idiots think they're so tricky. I know that it was them who made Mew change the teams around, and that only helped me further, now I have guys and girls on my team. The only problem is…there are so many faithful and nice people to corrupt; I don't know where to begin. I guess I should start forming an alliance.
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Carman had asked Dhaunt, Marion, Dew, Morgan, Farra, Solis, and Sabrina to meet her behind the trailers.
"What do you want Carman?" asked Solis.
"Well, I called you all here so we could form an alliance", said Carman smiling.
"You want to make an alliance? Don't those things always fail in the end?" asked Morgan.
"And alliances are always formed by an evil mastermind, are you sure you're not evil?" asked Dhaunt.
"I just want to make it to merge", said Carman, trying to persuade them.
"Why should we even join? How do we know you're not lying?" asked Dew turning away.
Carman turned his back around and kissed him right on the lips.
"Okay, you're telling the truth", said Dew happily.
"Typical boys", said Sabrina rolling her eyes, "so why else should we join?"
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Dew: I got kissed by a hot chick on national TV…AWESOME!
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Carman: I hate to say it, but that otter was tasty, and he's kind of hot. He'll be a perfect boyfriend/ sex slave/ minion.
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"Well, if we make it to the merge, I could tell Fez how you feel about him. Solis, you could be with Jesse if he makes it that far. Farra, you could be with Striker if he makes it that far, and Dew, you can get this", said Carman seductively gesturing to her body, making Dew go wide-eyed.
"What about us?" asked Marion, Morgan, and Dhaunt.
"Morgan, you get a sister, and Marion and Dhaunt, you two already like each other so I really already got you together", said Carman.
"Yeah", said Dhaunt and Marion blushing.
"Deal", said Morgan smiling.
"Great", said Carman.
"What should we call ourselves?" asked Solis.
"How about Team Victory?" asked Dhaunt.
"That's a jinx!" yelled Sabrina.
"No, this is", said Dhaunt as he teleported a Jynx to where they were.
"I expected that from Anthony", said Dew.
"Whatever, let's just call ourselves Team Beauty", said Solis.
"Err-hem", said Dew.
"…and two guys", finished Solis.
"That's better", said Dhaunt giving a thumbs up.
"Great, now let's get started-"started Morgan.
"CONTESTANTS, GET TO THE LOT RIGHT NOW, IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"After the challenge."
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Carman: Perfect, now I have an alliance that'll easily wipe out the competition, then one by one, they'll all fall victim to my treachery…except for Dew.
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"Hello contestants", said Mew smiling.
"What do you want?" asked Summer.
"It's time for today's challenge, the action movie!" announced Victini.
"Oh no, that means-", started Skore.
"EXPLOSIONS!" yelled Mew and Victini at the same time.
"I hate being blown up", said Striker.
"Yeah, and you'll hate this even more", said Mew.
"What?" asked Reta.
"We're adding another new contestant!" said Victini.
"WHAT?!" yelled the others.
"It isn't another stalker is it?" asked Spiro.
"No, this guy's normal", said Mew.
"Oh, well where is he?" asked Hayden slightly excited about another normal person.
"Here he is right here", said Mew as he moved to the side, revealing a peculiar Pokemon. It was made up of nothing but shapes and had distinct colors of red and blue.
"Is that a Porygon?" asked Volante.
"Yep, he's going to be joining your team because you guys suck", said Victini as the Porygon floated over towards him new team.
"Hi", said Skore.
"Greetings, I am X-ZTYopL2melgdepic43, but my friends call me Kevin", said the Porygon cheerily.
"Well Kevin, welcome to our team, you seem like a nice guy, so I hope we don't lose you that easily", said Ded.
"Thanks", said Kevin.
As Kevin got acquainted with members of the team, Mason was getting really angry.
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Mason: *through teeth*I just got rid of Piff, now I have a Porygon to deal with? That thing's a f***ing computer! I'm starting to think Mew and Victini are just trying hard not to get fired.
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"Alright, now that the meet and greet is over, it's time for the first challenge", said Mew.
"Please don't deal with explosions, please don't deal with explosions", begged Skore over and over in his mind.
"You have to carry a stick of dynamite across the field while dodging arrows, falling rocks, and flaming objects", said Mew.
"That seems more like a disaster movie", said Kevin.
"We already did that one", said Victini smiling, "now follow us."
The contestants all frowned and followed the two hosts.
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The hosts led them to the field from the Wild West challenge.
"So, we have to hold a stick of dynamite and basically run for lives?" asked Marion.
"Yeah, and the catch is, if you get hit with a falling object, or the dynamite explodes, wherever you are, that's the distance the other teams have to beat."
"So, whoever makes it the farthest wins?" asked Freezeo.
"Yeah, pretty much", said Victini.
"That's lame", said Marie.
"Whatever", said Mew, "now, feel free to choose your runners."
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"Alright, who do you think should go?" asked Darren.
"Well, out of all of us, Cano is the fastest, so I think he should go", said Ray.
"Well, I guess it'll be okay", said Vixen, "what do you say sweetie?"
Cano shrugged his shoulders.
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"Alright, who is the fastest runner here?" asked Phill.
"That would be Ebony, he is a wolf after all", said Rapid.
"No way weasel, I'm not getting blown up, plus you're a Linoone, you're the fastest one", said Ebony.
"He has a point Rapid", said Vina.
"Oh boy", said Rapid to himself.
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"Alright, who's the fastest one here?" asked Solis.
"Well, that would be me", said Fez raising a wing.
"No way, females fly faster than you, so we need a female flyer. So Sabrina, you're up", said Solis.
"Fine", said Sabrina as she rolled her eyes.
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"Alright, if you're done choosing, go on and start. Here's your dynamite, and Charizards, you can go first", said Mew.
"Oh yay", said Sabrina sarcastically as she grabbed the dynamite in her claws.
"Ready, go!"
Sabrina took off flying as fast as she could as Mew started the medieval catapult, loaded with rocks, and flaming objects.
"Well, I don't know if this is safe or not, but-AAHHHH!" she screamed as she dodged a flaming tire.
"What the hell is wrong with these people?" asked Sabrina as she dodged a rock.
After 20 more minutes of dodging, she was starting to feel winded.
"Ugh, I'm done", said Sabrina as she flew down to the ground, "I don't even think this thing's going to explo-"
BBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
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"Well, she flew 68 kilometers, that's pretty good", said Victini.
"Is she okay?" asked Summer nervously.
"Well, if she didn't get hit by another of the falling objects, she's okay", said Mew.
"What about the dynamite?" asked Fez afraid.
"Well, if she had it in her talons and it exploded, the blast force would've brought her back to us by now", said Kevin.
"Actually, the force would've blown her into the air because of the position and she would fall back to the ground", said Volante.
"No, not really", said Kevin.
"Yes it will", said Volante as Sabrina fell towards them, unconscious.
"Well, looks like I was right", said Kevin grinning.
Volante rolled his eyes.
"Well, 68 kilometers is the distance to beat", said Mew, "Slakings, you're next."
"Okay", said Rapid nervously as he got into running position with the dynamite in his muzzle.
"Ready? GO!"
Rapid ran off as fast as he could, going 60 miles in a minute.
"Wow, he's fast!" said Sonan.
"Yeah, but I don't think he will be for long", said Mew as he started the catapult.
As Mew launched the catapult, everything was sent right to Rapid, crushing him.
"RAPID!" yelled Reta worried.
"Well, at least the dynamite didn't explode to make it w-", started Draco before everyone heard a huge explosion and glared at him.
"Well, I've been wrong before", said Draco as he and the others went to check on Rapid.
When they found him, he was covered in soot with the objects that hit him forming a circle around him.
"Rapid? Are you okay?" asked Reta, worried about her boyfriend's condition.
"I'm fine", said Rapid weak before trying to stand.
"Well, he's fine, Cano, you're up for the Lucarios", said Ebony grinning.
Cano growled at him, until Mew broke it up, "He's right Cano."
"Rapid just got seriously messed up by this challenge, and you still want our team to go?" asked Sally.
"Yep, he doesn't have Ray's condition from last time, so we can continue the challenge", said Mew smiling.
The Lucarios all gulped.
"Alright, Cano, are you ready?" asked Victini as Cano got into position, with the dynamite in his mouth.
Cano shook his head.
"Too bad", said Mew, "GO!"
Cano took off running instantly using ExtremeSpeed to give him a boost.
"And, catapult time!"
"WHAT?!" asked the others as Victini launched the catapult, sending more stuff to hit Cano than Rapid.
Cano kept running and looked back, just to see flaming tires, rocks, and other junk heading strait for him. He tried going faster, but he soon tripped, and before the stuff could hit him, the dynamite exploded.
"Well, he got 83 kilometers", said Mew.
"Wait, you didn't tell us what Rapid got", said Kevin.
"Oh right, Rapid got 83.5 kilometers", said Mew.
The Slakings cheered as Cano was seen walking back to where everyone was, extremely fatigued and covered in bruises and soot.
"Slakings, you get an advantage in the second challenge", said Victini.
"SECOND CHALLENGE?!"
"Yep, and there's going to be a lot more pain in this one", said Victini, causing the other contestants to groan.
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"This next challenge is called the Action Course", said Victini.
Everyone gave them an 'are you serious' face.
"What?"
"We did an obstacle course during the superhero challenge", said Summer agitated.
"Well, this one is different; you have to throw a bomb at the target, make it to the top of a building before it explodes, and then you have to cross a minefield, and make it to the finish line, which has a flamethrower in front of it."
After explaining the challenge some of the contestants were looking at them wide-eyed.
"And the best part is, only boyfriends can do the challenge", said Victini.
"What? WHY?!" yelled Ray.
Because, in all of the action movies I've seen, the boyfriend is the one who has to go through all of the explosions and pain.
"I hate this game sooo much", said Skore.
"Oh don't worry, only 3 boyfriends from each team can go", said Victini.
"Whew" the guys were all relieved.
"And we get to choose", said Mew.
"Crap", all of the guys said simultaneously.
"Yeah, the guys for the Lucarios will be Jesse, Kai, and Jet. The guys for the Charizards will be Flame, Egridos, and Nero, and the guys for the Slakings will be Skore, Ebony, and Volante."
"Volante has a girlfriend?" asked Titan.
"Um…uh", stuttered Volante.
"Yeah, and all of the guys that were chosen had girlfriends on the island and here", said Victini.
"So, wait, one of these girls is dating him?" asked Reta.
"Yeah, and it's Vina, now can we just get on with the challenge Mew, getting annoyed at all this bf/gf nonsense.
"Alright, the first person to the finish line wins it for his team", said Mew, "and here is the kicker, the last person done, is automatically eliminated."
"WHAT?!" yelled the other contestants.
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Aldon: This is bulls***! Nero better win!
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Carman: Yes, a member of the other alliance might go home. I hope it'll work.
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"Yeah, so you'd better hope you make it", said Victini.
The guys competing all looked at each other nervously.
"NOW GO!"
The guys all quickly ran towards the bombs and began throwing them at targets. Skore and Volante were having the most trouble, with Skore being too short, and Volante being a cocoon with feet. The other guys were easily aiming at targets but they continued missing. Egridos, having four arms, easily hit a target with a bomb and floated to the next part of the course.
"NOOO!" thought Mew and Victini to themselves.
Kai, Flame, Nero, and Jet all hit targets soon after, followed by Jesse and Ebony, whom all ran to the next part of the course, leaving Skore and Volante all alone. Egridos started climbing the building, which had a time bomb inside of it, followed by Flame, who flew on top of it, and Jet and Kai. Nero and Jesse both arrived soon after.
"How is Egridos boning them?" asked Draco.
"Don't ask questions, we're losing", whispered Mason to him through gritted teeth.
Skore and Volante continued trying their best, but it still didn't work.
"C'mon Volante I believe in you!" yelled Vina.
With that, Volante began glowing, he grew wings, his body turned blue and his chest now had parts of his cocoon on it, he was now a Salamence. Volante looked down at Skore, who was gaping at his friend's new form.
"C'mon Skore, let's do this", said Volante confidently.
Skore climbed on Volante's back as he threw two bombs at targets, and hitting them accurately. Soon Volante and Skore were flying over everything. Volante flew over the guys on the building and let himself, and Skore touch the building before flying off taking Ebony with them, since he was on the same team as them, and making Egridos fall into the building through a hole in the roof. Finally, Volante took them over a minefield and landed them at the finish line, earning their team the win.
"The Slakings win for once!" announced Mew.
The Slakings all cheered happily as Skore, Volante, and Ebony all went towards them.
"Volante that was awesome!" said Laxish.
"Yeah, I can't believe Vina made you evolve", said Hayden.
Volante nuzzled Vina, who blushed, "Me neither."
"Well, the Slakings won, but the competition is still going on", said Mew as he and the other contestants turned their attention back to the other competitors.
Flame had made it to the finish line after Volante, Skore, and Ebony, with Jet, Kai, and Jesse following him. Nero was still on the minefield, and soon made it to the finish line.
"Well, it looks like Nero is going home!" said Carman smiling.
"Not exactly", said Mew, who was smiling happier than usual.
"What do you mean?" asked Vixen.
"Well, remember when Volante flew to the top of the building?" asked Mew.
"Yeah, Egridos *gasp*", said Freezeo.
"Yep, now you know why we're so happy!"
BBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The building exploded sending Egridos flying towards the other contestants.
"Egridos, you're out!" announced Mew happily.
"Damn it! VOLANTE!"
"Sorry", said Volante.
"Don't be, we're finally rid of the yeller!" said Victini.
"I'LL GIVEYOU A YELLER ALL RIGHT!"
Mew and Victini used both of their Psychic moves to teleport him to the Lame-O-Sine.
"Alright, now that I'm happy, you can all go to your trailers to rest. You all the rest of the day to yourselves!"
The contestants all cheered and went back to their trailers.
DAMN IT! We lost Egridos again! Well, at least Volante evolved and his secret was revealed. Will Mason get pissed? Will the Evil Alliance and Team Beauty…with two guys beat each other? Will Vina evolve? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!