The Namikaze Estate was enormous. Twice the size of the earth, at least. It was painted with the finest caviar and furnished with the finest golden antique clocks. It also had a library with the strongest jutsu in the world. Or so Naruto was told.
When he stepped in side there were many whores strewn about the floor. They were all dead whores. Naruto had been warned about this. The whores were locked inside the household after his fathers death and there simply wasn't enough food to last twelve years. New whores would have to be found.
Besides that, the place was great. It had a command center with a movie theater attached. The seats were made of diamond and the movies were made of the heads of extinct animals.
There was a farm full of these thing called "Poku'men". They were all dead. But in death they had turned into beautiful statues that sang the praises of the devil.
There happened to be a mystic empathic helium hoseme generator. Naruto would put that to obvious use.
And the room decorated with the corpses of the Kardashian's entombed in Ferrari's that were encased in fighter jets which were inside a pocket dimension powered by the souls of the damned.
Then the alarms were tripped and the solar system exploded.
