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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action; the contestants had to survive an action movie. Some contestants were good, others…not so much. The evil alliance was plot about who to vote out, not knowing that Carman was watching. In retaliation, Carman created an alliance so she could take them down, getting a boyfriend in Dew in the process. During the second part of the challenge, some of the male boyfriend contestants had to do another obstacle course. While the course was getting hated up, Vina helped Volante evolve, which won his team the challenge, and due to being the last one to finish, Egridos was sent packing. Who will win this time? Will Mason and Draco actually start succeeding again? Will the evil alliance find out about Carman's alliance? And who will be voted out tonight, on the most dramatic awards ceremony ever? Find out right here, on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"This is really pissing me off now, how can we eliminate our team mates if we never lose?" asked Mason really angry.
"I don't know, but we need to think of something fast because if our team keeps winning, we'll never win the money", said Draco.
"YA THINK?!"
"Well, you said we could sabotage, but we haven't done anything", said Draco.
"That's because they haven't been doing challenges we can sabotage, like building or a scavenger hunt", said Mason.
"Yeah, your right about that…wait, you know hypnosis right?" asked Draco.
"I'm a dark type", said Mason simply.
"So am I, now answer the question", said Draco.
"No", said Mason. "But I do know Psychic."
"That won't help us", said Draco. "So, what do you think we should do, o great one?"
"Don't start that sarcasm sh*t", said Mason. "And I think we should lie to the team in order to get people out."
"What do you mean?"
"We can say that whoever we want out said some bad things about the members of the team, the team gets angry, and they vote whoever it is out", explained Mason.
"Thanks great, so who are we going to get out?"
"The one guy that has been pissing me off since day one…Phill", said Mason smiling cruelly.
"Great, I was getting tired of his stereotypical comments", said Draco.
"Even if they are true", said Mason.
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"Alright, team, we were close to getting rid of the evil alliance members", said Carman. "But, we failed, damn that Egridos."
"What do you think we should do?" asked Sabrina.
"I think we should tell the team about the evil alliance because we all know about their alliance from last season", said Dew.
"That's actually a good plan", said Solis.
"Yeah, that's really good", said Carman walking up to Dew. "Nice job."
She then kisses him, which makes the other members look away.
"So, we can just tell the team about them and they'll vote them out?" asked Marion.
"Well, last season, Nero was a jerk, Hope was a slut, Vile was a bitch, Aldon was deceitful, and Flynn was heartless; and because they're still the same way this season, I'm pretty sure everyone would vote them off in a second, just like when Flynn got eliminated", explained Dhaunt.
"Right, so we can easily get them off, one by one", said Morgan.
But little did they know a certain arthropod was spying on them.
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Aldon: So, they're gonna try to destroy our alliance by voting us off one by one. We'll see whose alliance is destroyed in the end. *laughs evilly*
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"Where's Aldon, we need to come up with another plan", said Vile as the Anorith came back.
"Where have you been?" asked Hope.
"Well, I was walking around, being a lookout, and I saw something very interesting", said Aldon smiling.
"What?" asked Nero
"Carman made an alliance with Dhaunt, Dew, Marion, Solis, Morgan, and Sabrina", said Aldon.
"What? She made an alliance…AND it's bigger than ours?!" asked Vile angrily.
"Yep, and they plan to destroy our alliance by getting the rest of the team to vote us off one by one", continued Aldon.
"Hmmm, they really think they'll succeed, but they won't after we're done with them", said Vile smiling evilly.
"What're we going to do?" asked Nero.
"We can tell the team about their alliance and they'll vote them off instead of us", said Vile.
"And what makes you think anyone is going to listen to us?" asked Hope.
"Nero can hypnotize people by transforming into a psychic type", said Vile plain and simple.
"That's a good idea, so who're we going to get rid of out of their alliance?" asked Aldon.
"Marion, just because I hate kindness, and I want to keep Carman in, so I can take her down myself", said Vile smiling."That and I want to see her reaction when her alliance deteriorates."
"That's great, that means all we have to do is lose this challenge, and have Nero transform", said Hope.
"Right", said Vile
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Striker's Dream
Somewhere in the forest
"Is that you Swadla?" asked Striker.
"Yes Striker, it's me", said a sexy Leavanny, who was approaching him.
"Wow, you look beautiful", said Striker.
"Oh Striker, thank you so much, and I have something to tell you", said Swadla.
"What's that?" asked Striker.
"I'm dating a Scyther now, and I just wanted to say goodbye because we're getting married!"
"What?" asked Striker in a dim tone
"You ready baby?" asked a Scyther, wrapping its arms around Swadla's waist.
"You bet Striker", said Swadla, kissing him.
"But, I'm Striker!" yelled Striker as the two ran off into the forest.
Back to Reality
"I'm Striker, no I'm Striker, come back, please!" said Striker in his sleep.
"I'm not going anywhere", said a voice, waking him up.
"What the- IS THIS GONNA BE A REGULAR THING?" asked Striker slightly annoyed as he saw Farra on top of him.
In response, Farra kissed him hard until she needed air.
"HELP!" yelled Striker alerting the other team members.
"Ugh, not again", said Laxish.
"Ded", said Spiro, waking up the sleeping gorilla sloth.
Ded got up and, without opening his eyes, walked towards Farra, picked her up, and carried her to her team's girl trailer. Soon enough, Ded came back and immediately went back to bed.
"Now that the stalker's gone, we can finally get some sleep again", said Ebony as he went back to sleep.
"CONTESTANTS! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
"You were saying?" asked Volante and Kevin at the same time.
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"Hello contestants, we have a surprise for you!" announced Mew.
"No more new competitors, it's really annoying", said Hayden.
"Don't worry, the producers found out what we were trying to do, and they told us that if we did it again, they would fire us and split the prize money among the rest of you", said Victini.
"Processing…that's $84745762.71 for each of us", said Kevin.
Everyone smiled at each other.
"Well, don't get happy, because we're not adding anyone else to the competition", said Mew.
Everyone groaned.
"Well, if you're not gonna bring us happiness, then just bring on the pain", said Skore.
"Today's genre is…the romance movie!"
All of the girls immediately cheered as the guys all looked at each other nervously.
"Wait, wait, does that mean we're gonna be making out and stuff?" asked Ray.
"Yeah, pretty much", said Mew.
When he said that, the guys immediately cheered as well.
"We're glad you all are happy because you won't be with the person you're dating", said Mew happily, which made everyone stop cheering immediately.
"What?" asked Summer.
"That's right, you won't be with the person you're dating, we'll be the ones who choose who you have to be with today", said Victini smiling.
"Oh no", said Hayden.
"That's right, and it's going to be very bad", said Mew smiling.
"That's right, now the couples are going to be from all of the teams mixed together, and the challenge is to survive the romance with your partner, and do whatever romantic activities we tell you to do", explained Victini. "The couple that does the worst today is going home."
"What? A double elimination?" asked Carman.
"Yeah aren't we great, now the couples are Aldon and Spiro, Volante and Summer, Vixen and Ebony, Sparky and Sola, Cano and Luna, Demenio and Shine, Shade and Aura, Ivory and Kai, Carman and Darren, Clash and Titan, Cramad and Hayden, Ded and Marie, Dew and Lila, Dhaunt and Marion, Draco and Vina, Farra and Striker, Fez and Reta, Flame and Morgan, Frosty and Freezeo, Nero and Sally, Jesse and Solis, and Mason and Vile", said Victini.
"Why am I with another guy?!" asked Aldon angrily.
"Because you two hate each other", said Mew.
Aldon and Spiro glare at each other angrily.
"Why am I with Freezeo?" asked Frosty.
"Because, you guys are both ice-types from the same generation of Pokemon, and you have a gender, which is male, while he has no gender, so he could go either way", explained Victini.
"Gee thanks for that clarification!" said Frosty sarcastically.
"You're welcome", said Victini.
"Why am I with Farra?" asked Striker, who was slowly jumping away from her.
"You're the audience's favorite stalker and stalkee", said Mew.
"Why is-
"No more questions! And now, for the rest of you, you guys have invincibility", said Mew.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled Vile as the other contestants cheered and ran off.
"Why the hell do they have invincibility?" asked Sally.
"Because, there aren't enough girls here for everyone", said Mew.
"Damn your sexism", said Summer.
"Wait, if there aren't any more girls, why don't Spiro and Aldon have invincibility?" asked Lila.
"Because, we don't want any crap from any fan saying "if there are more guys, why don't you have a fake gay couple", said Mew.
"Okay, if you say so", said Lila.
"Great, now are you ready for romance?" asked Victini.
"NO!" yelled everyone.
"Great, now, time for the first challenge", said Mew.
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Mew and Victini took the couples inside of a restaurant, where each couple sat down.
"Alright, the first challenge is to go on dates with your partners", said Mew.
"I hate my life", said Spiro.
"I hate your life, too", said Aldon.
Spiro used Rock Slide on Aldon in anger.
"Alright, you guys have to sit and talk with your date for 10 minutes, and the guys have to act like gentlemen, and the girls have to act lady-like", said Mew. "Each couple has 300 points, if you do something un-gentlemanly, or un-lady-like, you lose points, and during the rest of the challenges, you have to do whatever we say, and the couple with the lowest score loses."
"Isn't that like what we did on the island when your brother was here?" asked Striker.
"That's right", said Mew. "Now, let the dates begin!"
Striker and Farra
"Um…so Farra, w-what do you like to d-do", said Striker, who was extremely nervous.
Farra stared at him like he was a Popsicle she couldn't wait to lick.
"F-Farra?" asked Striker getting creeped out by the way she was staring at him.
Farra immediately jumped on him and started kissing him, getting saliva all over his body.
"That's disturbing", said Victini.
"Yeah, you guys lose 30 points", said Mew.
Aldon and Spiro
"I hate this challenge so much", said Aldon.
"So do I; I hate dating guys, it's so awkward", said Spiro.
"Wait, you've dated a guy before?" asked Aldon.
"No, I'm not Flynn, I saw it on TV before", said Spiro.
"What show?"
"Date the Confused Dork on BET", said Spiro.
"Oh yeah, I've heard of that show, it's disturbing", said Aldon
"Yeah…"
There was a moment of silence.
"Well this just got awkward", said Spiro.
Vixen and Ebony
"Why are you dating that loser Arcanine?"
"He isn't a loser", said Vixen.
"He won't even talk to anyone if women are around; it's obvious he's either gay or my mother."
"He is not gay, and you should really stop talking about him, or I will rip your throat out and bite off your tail", said Vixen threateningly.
"Oh please, you won't do sh*t", said Ebony.
"Oh really?" asked Vixen as her eyes glowed red.
30 seconds later
Ebony is seen rocking back and forth in the fetal position while Vixen is smiling.
"Whoa, that was violent…violently EPIC!" said Mew.
"But you still lose 10 points", said Victini.
"Fine with me", said Vixen.
Cano and Luna
"So, Cano, what do you plan on doing after this season?" asked Luna.
Cano didn't answer, and Victini came up to him.
"That's really annoying, so I'm just going to lift the curse", said Victini as his fingers glowed and he touched Cano's muzzle. "Now talk."
"Um…am I okay now?" asked Cano.
"Yeah, I took the curse off of you", said Victini as Cano looked at him angrily.
"You could've done that all this time, and didn't think about helping me until now?" asked Cano, anger evident in his tone and eyes.
"Yeah", said Victini, making Cano attack him.
1 minute later
"Well Cano, because you beat up Victini…you lose no points, just because you just made me happy", said Mew.
Sparky and Sola
"So, what do you want to talk about?" asked Sola.
"I don't know, it's kinda awkward being on a date with your brother's girlfriend", said Sparky slightly nervous.
"Oh, it doesn't have to be, unless they tell us to do something disturbing", said Sola.
"Yeah, it isn't likel-"
"Thanks for the ideas", said Mew.
"Sh*t!" said Sparky.
Volante and Summer
"This sucks, I'd rather die than be on a date with someone else", said Summer.
"Same here, those two have gone too far", said Volante.
"Actually, we haven't gone far enough, right Mew?" asked Victini.
"That's right, we'll see how you all react during the second part of the challenge", said Mew.
Volante and Summer looked at each other nervously.
Mason and Vile
"Ugh, I hate this date, and I hate love", said Mason angrily as he put his head down.
"Hey, how do you think I feel, I'm stuck on a date with a disaster of a guy", said Vile folding her arms.
"What?" asked Mason angrily.
"You heard me", said Vile.
"Well at least I'm not a bitch that no one likes or cares about!" yelled Mason.
"Well at least I'm not an unknown dark type species who has an ugly face and body!" yelled Vile.
"RAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Mason as he jumped on Vile.
They glared at each other for a few moments before locking their lips together, making everyone stare in shock and terror.
"CHALLENGE OVER!" said Mew quickly while snickering.
"But the author didn't get to all of us yet", said Freezeo.
"I'D EXPECT THAT EGRIDOS, NOT YOU SNOWFLAKE!"
Soon enough, Mason and Vile broke their kiss and smiled at each other deviously.
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Mason: Whoa mama! I think I just found a new alliance member!
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Vile: I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was the hottest kiss ever. I need to think of a way to get him into my alliance, not because I like him or anything, well maybe.
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Draco: I saw the whole thing, (well heard the whole thing) and if those two get together, it'll be a match made in hell
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"Alright, Mason and Vile already passed the next challenge, so they are free to go", said Mew.
Vile and Mason looked at one another, and then ran off, leaving the other contestants enraged.
"How the hell did those two get invincibility?" asked Summer.
"They kissed, which is the second part of the challenge", explained Victini, which made all of the contestants wide-eyed.
"W-we have to kiss our d-dates?" asked Frosty.
"Yep", said Mew.
"I'm outta here", said Aldon as he tried to run off.
"If you decline you and your dates are automatically eliminated", said Mew as Aldon stopped and sulked back towards the group.
"Well, now I've seen some good frowns, get smooching'!" yelled Victini.
"Oh, that's easy", said Shine as she kissed Demenio on the cheek.
"Nope, on the lips", said Victini as the contestants' jaws dropped.
As if on instinct, Farra, Solis, and Aura pounced on Shade, Jesse, and Striker and kissed them on the lips, while the guys tried to push them off. Shine, Sola, and Luna kissed their dates easily, with Shine attempting to kill Aura soon after. Ebony easily kissed Vixen, making her gag, and making Cano attack him. Ivory kissed Kai, and Carman kissed Darren, making them all try to get the taste out of their mouths soon after. Pretty soon, all of the couples had kissed except for Draco and Vina, Summer and Volante, and Fez and Reta.
"C'mon we can't have 6 eliminations…or can we?" asked Mew smiling.
"Oh f*** that", said Draco as he kissed Vina, making her pull away immediately. Volante growled and glared at him, which made Draco back up a few steps.
"Now, we can have our first quadruple elimination!"
"Ah! We need to hurry and do this", said Fez, terrified that he was going to be eliminated too early.
"No way", said Reta. "This body belongs to Rapid."
"Ugh, let's just get this over with", said Summer as she looked at Volante, who looked back at her and groaned.
"Fine", said Volante as they locked their lips together and immediately pulled back.
"Fez, Reta you two are out!" announced Mew.
"NOOOO!" yelled Fez, as he looked at Reta. "You idiot!"
"Time to go", said Victini.
Fez and Reta looked down and head to the Lame-O-Sine, but Fez was stopped by someone.
"Yeah?" asked Fez, before he was pulled into a kiss.
He opened his eyes and saw Sabrina smiling at him. He smiled back, but was soon thrown into the Lame-O-Sine with Reta, who was already inside.
"Well, that ends this challenge, feel free to go to the bathroom and get some mouthwash and get the taste out of your mouths", started Mew as he looked at Striker, Shade, and Jesse, who were all twitching, and had their fur/ shell ruffled. "Or get the filth of someone else off of you."
The competitors all immediately ran into the bathroom.
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Later that night
"Vile, what do you say we form an alliance?" asked Mason.
"I'm way ahead of you", said Vile as she snapped her claws.
Aldon, Hope, and Nero came out from the shadows.
"Nice work, now Draco, get out here", said Mason as his dragon friend came from behind his shadow.
"This will be great, with our alliance merged, we can take down anyone we want", said Aldon.
"That's the point", said Draco.
"Yeah, so these losers better watch out, because the Evil Alliance is bigger and badder", said Vile smiling.
"Badder isn't a word", said Hope.
"Whatever", said Vile.
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Mason: *smiling deviously* Do those idiots really think I'm working with them? I work alone, and I intend to keep it that way. Sorry Vile, but I can't have you in my way. *laughs evilly as a bug flies into his mouth* *coughs* Damn it!
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Damn Mason is a crafty villain! Vile actually thinks he likes her, pfft what an idiot! Fez and Reta are out, but secret revealed *gasp* Sabrina likes Fez. Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Will Vile find out the truth? Will Mason's plan work? Will there be more making out? Will more couples from? "Hopefully not" SHUT UP MASON! Find out next time on Total Pokemon Action!