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Announcer: Last time on Total…Pokemon…Action, the contestants had to deal with some bad romance. The couples that were chosen had to do two challenges that were designed to torture them with extreme discomfort, which worked perfectly in doing so. The first challenge dealt with having a conversation without feeling awkward about your date, but some of the contestants failed miserably. Mason and Vile ended up arguing so much that they ended up making out right there during the challenge! That's were Mew and Victini threw in the second challenge, where they had to kiss their dates. Most of the contestants did so, which left Summer, Volante, Fez, and Reta, but Reta decided not to kiss Fez because she was dedicated to Rapid only, earning her and Fez an instant elimination. Then at night, Vile and Mason's alliance merged together to cause more trouble, but Mason was still up to his dirty work and tricked them. Will Mason ever be found out? Will Vile get over her crush? Will Kai say something? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Those idiots won't know what hit them when I'm done with them", said Mason as he walked to the alley for his meeting.
As he arrived, he was greeted by Vile with a kiss on the lips.
"Alright, so who do you think we should get rid of on your team?" asked Mason.
"Well, I said we were going to get rid of Marion because she's part of Carman's alliance", said Vile. "What about your team?"
"Phill, I hate that little rat", said Mason.
"Why?" asked Nero.
"He's stereotypical about dark types; he thinks that all dark types are crazy, evil, and love death", said Draco.
"Well, he's kinda right", said Nero.
"Sola, Demenio, Lila, and Shade aren't evil and crazy", said Mason.
"You forgot Ray", said Hope.
"No I didn't, trust me, if you know Ray like Sola and I do, you'll know how evil he can be", said Mason.
"O-kay, I guess", said Aldon.
"Alright, that's great", said Mason. "I'm glad that we're merged, it makes stuff so much easier."
"You bet it does", said Vile, kissing him once again.
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Mason: They really think I'm getting rid of Phill right now, but they're wrong. Sure I hate Phill, but I'm gonna get rid of the alliance competition first, starting with Vile.
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"Alright alliance, who do you think we should get rid of now?" asked Carman.
"Well, I think that since we know about their alliance, we should get rid of Vile, she was a total bitch last season", said Dew.
"That's right, she deserves to get out after all of the pain and suffering she caused last season", said Dhaunt.
"So it's decided, Vile leaves today", said Carman.
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For once, to avoid the megaphone awakening, the contestants went to the lot early.
"Well, we're here early today, where are the two psychos?" asked Summer.
"Babe, it's okay, they'll be here", said Ray, trying to calm her down.
Mew and Victini finally arrived with perplexed looks on their faces.
"What took you guys so long?" asked M.P.S.
"We were trying to decide what genre we are going to do today, and we can't decide whether to do gang or erotic", explained Mew.
"So we decided that you guys should choose your torture", said Victini.
Everyone smiled at each other.
"Well, it's pretty obvious, we choose-", started Skore.
"Wait", interrupted Freezeo.
"What?" asked Draco.
"Are we really sure we want to choose erotic?" asked Freezeo.
Everyone huddled together to try to figure out what he was saying.
"If this is about you not having a gender, I will kick your ass", said Sally.
"No, I mean this could be a trick, like always", said Freezeo. "They could just do the opposite of what we choose."
"Well, he does have a point", said Ivory.
"And what if it's not a trick?" asked Laxish.
"Then feel free to kick my ass", said Freezeo.
"You don't even have a donkey", said Anthony.
"Ugh, then knock my chain out of my mouth, I don't care", said Freezeo.
"Alright, fine", said Jesse, exiting the huddle. "We choose g-gang."
"Okay", said Victini. "If you insist."
"What? You were supposed to do erotic if we said gang", said Freezeo.
"Yeah, we knew you guys would know it was a trick, so we switched it around", said Mew.
"Yeah, so whichever challenge you chose, that was the one that you would actually have to do", said Victini.
"So…you did the bait & switch?" asked Kevin raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, thanks for dumbing it down nerd", said Mew.
"Now, let's get on with the challenges!" yelled Victini enthusiastically.
Everyone looked at Freezeo angrily.
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"Don't worry guys, I was born on the streets, I have experience with gang activities", said Hayden.
"Yeah right", said Ivory rolling her eyes.
"I'm telling the truth", said Hayden.
"You don't act like it", said Skore.
"I know, it's because if I did, you guys would all be dead right now", said Hayden. "Well, maybe not the girls."
"Okay, if you say so, but if we lose, we're voting you off", said Ebony.
"Fine with me, I've had enough pain here anyway", said Hayden.
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Mason: Great, if we lose, Hayden goes home, and if we win and the Charizards lose, Vile is leaving. It's a win/ win situation, and because the only person I hate on the Lucarios is Ray, I have no need to target anyone there.
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"Alright contestants, the first challenge is graffiti painting", said Mew throwing a box of spray paint at Skore.
"Ow!"
"You have to paint your name in actual graffiti letters. You can't just write it", explained Victini.
"Now, everyone has to participate and the person with the best one gets an advantage in the next challenge", explained Mew.
"But, I don't have arms", said Striker.
"I'll be your arms", whispered Farra creepily in his 'ears'
"Am I the only one who thinks she is getting creepier?!" yelled Striker.
"Ignoring that; what if our body parts don't do the functions of normal linear dexterity?" asked Kevin.
Everyone stared blankly at him.
"Ugh, me no have arms, what I do?" asked Kevin deadpan.
"Oh well that's easy, you get to help judge", said Victini.
"Hooray!" cheered Striker as he and the other armless competitors ran to the sidelines.
"Alright, now let's get this challenge started!" said Mew.
"Choose a color and get paining!" said Victini.
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As the competitors began painting, the manner in which they did so changed drastically. Aura pray painted over Shine's name, which was right by Shade's in a heart, and vice-versa igniting a cat fight between the two. Cano was painting normally until decided that he was too dull and sprayed his entire tail green, causing him to attack. Carman and Vile locked eyes and immediately began fighting for no reason. Some of the other competitors saw the chaos erupting and tried to break them up, until-
"Time's up!" said Mew.
Everyone stopped and looked at the wall, which by now was covered by a huge brown spot.
"Well, I guess nobody wins", said Mew confused.
"Hey, you didn't see mine", said Sonan, appearing from the side of the building the other competitors were painting on.
"Where did you come from?" asked Victini.
"I was on the side of the building so I could have privacy", explained Sonan.
"You don't even have arms! And you can't even learn Psychic or Confusion", said Hayden angrily.
"What do you think these are?" asked Sonan waving his ear-like arms on his head.
"Well, let's see it then, it couldn't possibly be the best", said Hayden confidently.
"And…you just jinxed us", said Spiro.
As the competitors went to the side of the building, they all stared in awe at the work Sonan did. He had created everybody's name that has ever been on the island in gangster form in a way that it spelled SONAN.
"According to my readings, this is an amazing feat. Engaging fat guy reaction….WOOOO!" said Kevin in a husky voice.
"This is awesome Sonan! How did you do this?" asked Spike.
"3 words dude…Grand…Theft…Auto", said Sonan smiling.
"Well, the Lucarios win another challenge, Slakings and Charizards, you suck!" said Mew.
"Hey, it's not our fault; their team has all of the useful people…and Cano" said Ebony, making Cano growl at him and roll his eyes.
"Weak excuse", said Victini. "Slakings, Kevin is a computer, you can just ask him anything and you could win, and Charizards, you have all of the evil people on your team, it's obvious why you're losing."
The Slakings looked ashamed for not figuring it out, and the Charizards all shot death glares at the evil people on their team, excluding Carman.
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Carman: No one suspects a thing
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"Now that we've gotten out that very obvious information, it's time for the next challenge…a rap battle", said Victini.
"Okay, I'm definitely doing this challenge", said Hayden.
"Actually, we're choosing the rappers, and they are you, Flame, and Shade", said Mew.
"Crap", said Shade
"Don't worry, you'll do great", said Shine, giving him a kiss on the lips.
"Now, because the Lucarios won, they get a rap to sing", said Victini, handing Shade a lyrics sheet.
"This isn't even a rap", said Shade reading the lyrics.
"Hey, in our opinion, anything that rhymes is a rap, get over it", said Mew.
"What are we supposed to do?" asked Flame.
"Freestyle", said Mew.
"Oh, this challenge is already won, I used to freestyle all of the time", said Hayden.
"I hate this challenge", said Flame.
"Too bad", said Mew. "Now, Hayden, because you're so sure you're going to make you team win, you can go first."
"All right, dis is how it go", said Hayden as he began rapping terribly.
"My name is Hayden and don't be hatin'
If you do, I'll make you a bitch maiden
I'll have a mansion and a big ass car
I'll smoke the stuff and drink at the bar
I'll slash your throat and make it far
I have a gun in my drawer bitch!"
Everyone remained silent after hearing the short and terrible rap.
"Whatever, f*** you guys!" yelled Hayden as he went back to his team.
"O…kay, Flame you're next", said Victini.
"No…freakin'…way!" yelled Flame growling.
"What? Why not?" asked Marie.
"I don't want to make a fool of myself", said Flame angrily.
"Okay, fine, Shade, your next then", said Mew.
Shade groaned as he started to sing (Mew and Victini gave him a song instead of a rap).
"So we back in the club
With our bodies rockin' from side to side (side-side to side)
Thank God the week is done
I feel like a zombie gone back to life (back-back to life)
Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up
No control of my body
Ain't I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes-eyes
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Keep downing drinks like there's no tomorrow
There's just right now, now, now, now, now-now, now
Gonna set the roof on fire
Gonna burn this mother f**ker down, down, down, down-down, down
Hands up, when the music drops
We both put our hands up
Put your hands on my body
Swear I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eye-eyes
[ Lyrics from: lyrics/u/usher/dj_got_us_falling_in_ ]
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last, night of your life, life,
Gonna get you right
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Hear no evil, or speak no evil, or see no evil,
Get it baby
Hope you catch it like T.O.
That's how we roll
My life is a movie and you just TiVo'd
Honey got me swishin' like a dreadlock
She won't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock
Yabba dabba doo, make her bed rock
Mami on fire, psh, red hot
Bada bing, bada boom
Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
I'm a hustler, baby, but that you knew
And tonight it's just me and you,
Darling
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Mr. Worldwide, let's take over the world)
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again"
As Shade finished, the others looked at him wide-eyed, except his brothers, and Mew and Victini looked at each other.
"Ha, it looks like you guys lose", said Hayden. "That wasn't even a rap."
"Well, they actually won again", said Mew as the Slakings glared at Hayden.
"How?" asked Striker.
"I said before, as long as it rhymed, it was a rap in our opinion", said Mew.
"And since Flame didn't do it, you guys lose", said Victini.
"What? That doesn't make any sense!" said Ivory.
"Okay, you want a reason why you lost, there it is", said Mew pointing to Hayden.
"Now, let's move on to the final challenge", said Victini.
"What is it?" asked Rapid.
"Gang initiation", said Mew. "Basically, one person from each of your teams is going to have to take a beatdown."
"And when you vote, the first name we hear will be the person who takes the beatdown", said Victini.
"Okay, if that's the case, we choose Vile", said Carman smiling deviously.
"Klavier, do you think you can take it?" asked Ray.
"What? Why me?" asked Klavier.
"You haven't been doing that much", said Summer.
"What about Darren, or Jet, or Demenio, or Sparky?" asked Klavier.
"Well, knowing my sister and sister-in-law, they would probably beat the crap out of you if Sparky or Demenio get hurt, as will Sally if Jet gets hurt, and Darren is as nice as Cano, so everyone would hate you if he gets hurt", said Ray. "You're the only one without a reason."
"What about you?" asked Klavier.
"I'm dating a sexy, but violent girl, do you really think I don't have a reason?" asked Ray.
"Ugh, fine", said Klavier.
"Well, we choose Hayden", said Draco smiling.
"What? Why me?" asked Hayden slightly scared.
"You were the one who said you have experience wit gang violence mate", said Titan.
"I said activity, not violence!" yelled Hayden.
"Alright, the people going are Vile, Klavier, and Hayden, which is very bad for them because the gang leader beating them today is…Poliwrath!"
"Mommy", said Klavier.
"Now, you have to survive the beatdown for 1 minute, so try not to get knocked out so easily", said Mew.
"Okay Vile, you're first", said Mew.
"Ugh, alright, let's get this over with", said Vile as she stood in front of the Poliwrath.
The lot immediately started blinking as Poliwrath appeared on one side with Vile on the other.
"What the hell is this?" asked Vile.
"To make this fun, we decided to do the beatdowns video game style", explained Mew.
"I get Poliwrath and Mew get's you guys", said Victini.
Vile glared at them, "I hate you both so much."
"Whatever, now, let the battle begin!" said Mew.
You were challenged by Host Victini. Host Victini sent out Poliwrath.
"I'll kill you"
Go! Vile!
"I hate this show!"
Vile used Metal claw…it's not very effective.
"You're gonna pay for that you little bitch!"
The foe's Poliwrath is tightening its focus.
"Wow, I'm really afraid, you're clenching."
Vile used Agility! Vile's speed rose sharply!
"Why didn't you use another attack?!" asked Vile angrily.
The foe's Poliwrath used Focus Punch! It's super effective!
"I…hate…Carman!" said Vile as she fell on the ground.
Vile fainted!
"Well, Vile lost, that means the Charizards lose", said Victini as the Slakings and Lucarios cheered.
"Oh, but wait, we aren't done yet, if Klavier and Hayden both lose, all three teams are sending someone home!" said Mew smiling.
Everyone stopped cheering and looked at Klavier and Hayden.
"Now, Hayden's next", said Mew.
"Wait, I'm not re-"started Hayden as the lot began blinking again, with him on one side and the Poliwrath on another.
"I hate my life", said Hayden.
You were challenged by Host Victini. Host Victini sent out Poliwrath.
"Get ready to die, wait…Hayden?"
Go! Hayden!
"Oh no, Swirly!"
Hayden used Smokescreen! The foe's Poliwrath's accuracy fell!
"Oh please, that's not gonna save you, you traitor!"
The foe's Poliwrath used Surf! It's super effective!
"F*** me", said Hayden as fell face down on the ground.
Hayden fainted!
"Well, it looks like the Charizards and the Slakings are both going to elimination, but let's see if we can make this a triple elimination!" said Mew as he grabbed Klavier while lot blinked once again.
You were challenged by Host Victini. Host Victini sent out Poliwrath!
"Ah, another victim"
Go! Klavier!
"Please Arceus, let me live!
Klavier used Fly! Klavier flew up in the air.
Poliwrath used Hydro Pump…Poliwrath's attack missed!
Klavier used Fly! It's super effective!
"Ow! You're gonna pay for that!"
Poliwrath used Surf! Klavier avoided the attack!
Klavier used Fly! Klavier flew up in the air!
"Not this time!"
Poliwrath used Stone Edge!
"Ow, that hurt!" yelled Klavier as he fell towards the ground, about to crash.
Klavier used Sky Giga Impact? It's super effective!
"You little bastard", said Poliwrath as he fell on the ground.
Poliwrath fainted!
"I won!" yelled Klavier dizzily as he fell down as well.
Klavier fainted!
"Alright, the Lucarios win! Slakings, Charizards, I'll see you at elimination!"
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Mason: Yes! The moment of truth! Hayden and Vile are both leaving today!
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Volante: Bye bye Hayden
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Draco: I have an ace up my sleeve, all I had to do was convince the Charizards to vote off Marion, and our alliance stays strong!
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Rapid: Hayden
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Kevin: Hayden will be eliminated next
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M.P.S.: Hayden, there will be hatin'!
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Farra: Draco said that if I told some of the others to vote off Marion, he would get me a picture of Striker!
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At the ceremony
"Ah, I love the smell of losers in the morning", said Mew.
"Shut up and give us our plushies!" yelled Skore
"Okay, fine; for the Slakings, the people who're safe are Ded, Skore, Striker, M.P.S., Spiro, Laxish, Titan, Rapid, Kevin, Draco, Mason, Volante, Vina, Frosty, Kojo, Ivory, and Ebony", said Mew.
"Hayden, Phill, one of you is leaving, and that person is…
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…Hayden."
"Whatever, I saw it coming, now please move on to the Charizards!"
"Fine, pushy. The people safe on the Charizards are Flame, Marie, Solis, Sabrina, Carman, Hope, Nero, Aldon, Farra, Anthony, Leon, Freezeo, and Dhaunt, Cramad, Dew, and Morgan."
"Vile, Marion, one of you is leaving, and that person is…
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…Marion."
"What?" asked Dhaunt and Mason shocked.
"Don't worry Dhaunt, I had fun", said Marion, kissing him on the cheek.
Marion and Hayden both got in the Lame-O-Sine and left instantly.
"Okay, I was even shocked, and I read the votes!" said Mew. "Well, you guys should get some sleep; you have a long day ahead of you."
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Mason: That wasn't part of my plan! How did Marion get voted out? I need to re-think my strategy so I will succeed!
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That was one shocking elimination! The other…not so much. Will Mason's plan succeed? Will Mew and Victini stop torturing the competitors? Will the Lucarios finally lose something?! Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!