(okey so nubody votted on rigbys gf! so im guna ad some yaoi wit him an sumun. himophones fuk off! deis is a bisezual pride suportaz zone! or ill kall enoby to drink ur blud n stab u!)
rigby n mordocai wer sitin in da cofe shop. mordecai was werin a blaggy back t shit dat sed "ebony rox!" in red bludy lettas wit a pic of ebondy n draco frenchin. he waz werin skiny jeenz n a nintendo controla belt bukl. his haire was long n spikey n almust covrded is eyes. it waz spiky n had cyan tips n pink streeks. (AN: pink is nut gay if bois wer it wit blak! bvesids mordoci is visezual so ge wunt car if u cald im gay!) it jkinda luked like his hare wen he was blind but blak n wit coloures in it. rigby wuz drinkin his cofe sadly. sudenly da new waiter came up 2 him. (day hat 2 get new workers cuz maerget waz in colege n eukleen was ded.) "hai can i get u anytin?" da waitor sade. he wuz a wite weezel wit cute hair. his namtag said "shane" rogby wuz in luv, but den he shook out uv it. "im not gay!" his mind said but his hart said oderways. "umm ya jus a frappucino plz." be sauid blushin. he got da cofe an left wit mordecai. £dud wer u okay in der? u were al red wen da barisa came." mordo asked. "IT WAS NUITINN!" rogbo said insecurly. "u totly like him!" mordoecai said. rigbofe plushed. ova da next few weks riby got 2 kno shan. wun day he finely aked im out on a dat. it turned out dat da boss told shan to go 2 a fifferent table but shan saw rogby n went ova 2 him inted cuz he liked em. afta a date dey went ome. nobduy cuz home cus mordocai was at a blody pentagramz 6666 centcort wit charlpte (dats ebonyds band!) benson was takin a vacation n skips was building a new buldig wit popo at de oda end of da park. mussel man n hi fives were helpin a bro out. shan n rigby sat on da couch n played vidya games games. afta a wile shane stoped. "rigybay." he saed. "huh?" rigo ansered but befor he could sat abyting shan passively kist trigyu. dey moned in extaty n riped of echodars clots. rogby suked shans dik n shan did im in de but. dey wer so tied dey fel asleep.