Actually the solar system didn't explode. I didn't think that one through. In fact, forget about the Kardashian's thing too. That doesn't make any sense, why would I write that?
Instead confetti and streamers fell from the ceiling and 50's rock started to play. And Naruto wasn't hurt in any way.
Now that he had the modestly sized Namikaze estate, it was time for the Clan Restoration Act to take effect. It kind of maybe sounds like something that might exist in Naruto canon, but really I just want to fuck anime chicks. So I will live that dream through Naruto's fictional penis.
"YES! YES! YES!" Ino said with CAPS lock on, trying to convey the act of sex through dialogue. "MY VAGEEGEE FEELS SO GOOD!"
"Yes Ino, you are so tight!" Naruto yelled while pinching his own nipples.
"Move a little to the left." Jiraiya coordinated, while masturbating to the scene. "Put your back into it, Naruto."
"When is is it my turn?" Hinata asked, trying to get some of that penis for herself.
"I'm next!" Sakura insisted.
"No, me!" Anko said, while being much older than those present. Its alright though, cause she's hot.
Ino queefed loudly and realistically.
Suddenly there was a flurry of activity. Things started to happen and events took place. People looked on in horror as the affair spiraled out of control. The occurrence happened and no one could do anything about it.
Afterward they all held hands as small children cursed their sinful ways.