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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had a chance to choose their challenge. They were about to choose an erotic movie, but Freezeo convinced them it was a trick, earning them the gang movie. The contestants were upset about the choice, but Mew and Victini didn't care! Hayden tried proving himself as a worthy gangster contestant by volunteering for each of his team's challenges but he failed miserably, being defeated by Sonan in challenge 1, Shade in challenge 2, and Klavier in challenge 3. Mew and Victini then tricked all three teams by admitting that it was a double elimination. Because she was part of Carman's alliance, Draco convinced Farra, who convinced the rest of their team to vote her off, along with Hayden. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out tonight, on Total…Pokemon…*gunshot*
Me: What the? Who killed the announcer? Eh, oh well, on with the show!
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Mason was pacing back and forth outside of the lot, trying to process what happened yesterday.
"How did Marion leave? Vile was supposed to go yesterday", thought Mason. "I know the idiots on the Charizards aren't smart enough to comprehend anything, so getting Vile out would've been a good move, then it would be battle of the idiots, and they would get themselves out."
All of a sudden, he remembered something Vile said.
"They told me that we were getting her out, but I thought they were thinking differently", said Mason. "Someone must've convinced the Charizards to vote off Marion…but who?"
Just then, Mason saw Farra making out with a picture of Striker against one of the trailers. Suspecting something, he crept up to her and interrupted her imaginary 'session'.
"Where did you get that picture? I never saw you take one of him."
"Draco gave it to me in return after I told my team to vote off Marion like he asked", said Farra as she went back to kissing the picture.
"DRACO", thought Mason in his head angrily.
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Mason: I can't believe that blind bastard ruined my plan! Now I know I'll have to get rid of him soon, as well as the rest of that pathetic alliance.
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"Alright, it's time for the next alliance meeting", said Vile, who was standing in the middle of the lot with Nero, Aldon, Hope, and Draco.
"Where's Mason?" asked Nero.
"I don't know, he told me he had to think about something alone", said Draco.
"Well that's alright, he's probably thinking about how hard we're going to do it tonight", said Vile smirking.
"Oh my Arceus, you've turned into Hope!" said Aldon, earning a death glare from Hope.
"Oh please, I'm not that horny", said Vile.
"Whatever, let's just start without him, so who's on the list now?" asked Nero.
"The next loser is…Anthony, because he's a smart-ass and he's annoying", said Vile.
"What? Why not Vina? She's too smart and she could take us all down easily", asked Aldon.
"Because, remember, she's dating Volante. It would be okay if was still a Shelgon, but since he's a Salamence now, if we get out his girlfriend, he'll probably kill us all", explained Vile.
"Well, okay, I guess Anthony's alright", said Draco. "But what about on the Slakings?"
"You said you guys were voting out Phill remember?" said Nero.
"Oh right."
"Good, now today needs to be nothing but accuracy, nothing needs to go wrong", said Vile.
"RIGHT!" they all agreed.
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"Okay, we need to figure out how Marion got out", said Dhaunt angrily.
"Dude, calm down, it's alright", said Dew, attempting to calm him down.
Dhaunt picked him up using his hand and brought him close to his face. "Listen you, I just lost the love of my life, and you expect me to be happy? I ought to tie you up, and throw you into a volcano!"
"Um, uh", stuttered Dew.
"Don't worry bro, L'il sis has this covered", said Morgan as she unsheathed her claws, which were glowing purple.
"I-is that S-shadow Claw?" asked Dhaunt, getting frightened.
"That's right, and I can do a lot of damage to you if I use it, so put my brother down or else", said Morgan threateningly.
Dhaunt dropped Dew on the ground and teleported away from the alliance.
"Can we please kick him out of the alliance?" asked Dew.
"No babe, we need to keep him in", said Carman.
"Why? He doesn't even do anything", said Solis.
"Did you see what he just did? That proves he is very useful in this alliance", said Sabrina.
"Right, so let's keep him in as long as we can", said Carman.
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Striker was inside his trailer alone with a rope tied to the ceiling fan, and a chair on the ground. Striker was about to jump into the rope when…his teammates walked in.
"STRIKER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" asked Skore scared for his friend.
"I need to kill myself! I have nothing to live for!" yelled Striker as he jumped into the rope, which only brought the ceiling fan and parts of the trailer top down on top of him.
His friends searched through the rubble and eventually found Striker, who was crying. The guys brought him to the couch and tried to calm him down.
"Dude, why would you try to kill yourself?" asked M.P.S.
"Yeh seriously man, that's some really dark stuff", said Laxish.
"Why wouldn't I kill myself? My life sucks!"
"What do you mean?" asked Spiro.
"My girlfriend dumped me, I keep getting hurt, I'm plagued my nightmares every night, and I have a creepy girl stalking me! What do you call that?!" exclaimed Striker.
"Wow, that really is a sucky life, but what about your parents?" asked Ded.
"Dead" was Striker's response.
"Siblings?" asked Skore.
"Captured"
"Grandparents?" asked Laxish.
"Dead"
"Aunts and Uncles?" asked Spiro.
"Dead, dead, dead, captured, and dead"
"Whoa dude, I'm sorry, but you still don't need to kill yourself", said Dead.
"Why not?" asked Striker.
"We still care about you", said Spiro.
"And don't worry, if you do die, we're coming with you", said Skore.
"Wow, you guys are the best!" said Striker.
"Anytime", said Laxish.
"CONTESTANTS, GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE NOW!"
"Wait, I recognize that voice…don't tell me it's-
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The contestants had all made it to the lot, and were greeted by 2 familiar faces, Swift and Kavi!
"Hello victims, I'm back", said Kavi.
"Oh no, why are you back?" asked Frosty. "Where are Mew and Victini?"
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"Open the door Kavi!" yelled Mew and Victini inside a closet surrounded by mystical energy.
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"I'm hosting this challenge, too!" said Kavi, ignoring Frosty's question.
"NOOO!" yelled the contestants. "WHY?"
"YESSSSS!" yelled Kavi. "And it's because I needed a break from those stupid ponies."
"If you're hosting, why is Swift here?" asked Anthony.
"For your information turtle, I'm gonna help Kavi torture you guys", explained Swift.
"What about Sapphire?" asked Kojo.
"Oh she's fine, except she had a miscarriage, got pissed, and she threw me out of the aftermath studio after we got back", explained Swift.
"Okay, TMI, we didn't need to here any of that", said Leon.
"And plus, the readers probably don't want this much detail in this story", said Freezeo.
"Shut the f*** up! You're not Egridos! And the readers like this story the way it is! If they didn't, he would've started the new TPI already!" yelled Cramad, causing everyone to face-palm themselves.
"Okay, whatever, today's genre is…the bank heist movie genre!"
"Why am I not surprised?" asked Summer.
"Now, the first challenge is to rescue your teammates that are locked inside a vault!" said Swift. "The team who can free their teammates first and find us gets an advantage in the next challenge."
"Oh, and we aren't going to tell you where the vaults are, so have fun!" said Kavi as he and Swift teleported away.
"Wait, did he just say that some of our teammates are locked in a vault?" asked Ivory.
"Yeah, but who is missing?" asked Dew.
"What do you think Ray?" asked Summer, before noticing he wasn't there. "Ray's gone!"
"I was wondering why there weren't any idiotic comments being said today", said Mason.
"Okay, Ray's gone from our team, but what about you others?" asked Jesse.
"Well, we don't know", said Rapid.
"If my calculations are correct, the missing teammates are Ray, Dhaunt, and Phill", said Kevin.
Everyone looked around and saw that Kevin was right.
"Well where are the vaults they're locked in?" asked Vina.
"The vaults are located…buffering…buffering…at the bank heist movie set", said Kevin.
"Well that was obvious", said Rapid.
The competitors all quickly went into the bank heist movie set.
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"Okay, we need to get out of here, we're missing the torture!" said Victini as tried to open the door once again.
"How are supposed to get out of here?" asked Mew as he began thinking
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The competitors all made it to the vaults, and began hearing some voices from behind them.
"Ray, are you there?" asked Summer.
"Yeah, I'm here, but I don't know how I got in here."
"Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of there", said Summer.
"Okay, but please hurry!"
"Okay guys, we need to hurry up", said Summer.
"You can say that again, look!" said Darren as he pointed a flipper at the Charizards.
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"Alright, Dhaunt get out of there, you're a ghost type you can pass through walls", said Carman
"Fine", said Dhaunt depressed as he passed threw the vault door.
"Kavi and Swift are idiots if they put a ghost type behind a vault", said Sabrina.
"We all know they're idiots, now let's find them!" said Morgan.
The Charizards immediately ran out of the set to find Swift and Kavi.
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"How are we supposed to get Phill out of there?" asked Skore.
"Easy, Kevin use Conversion", said Volante.
"Converting…" said Kevin as he changed into an Electrode.
"Now use Explosion!" said Mason quickly.
"What? NO!" yelled M.P.S.
But it was too late, Kevin exploded. The shock wave sent all of the competitors flying, while also bursting down the door open. The only bad thing about it…it also opened the Lucarios' vault.
"Thanks a lot!" yelled Rapid.
"Whatever, he opened the door didn't he?" asked Mason.
"Yeah, thanks a lot!" said Phill as he walked out of the vault covered in soot.
"You're welcome, now let's get out of here before the Lucarios get up!" yelled Titan.
"What about Kevin?" asked Laxish.
"System…crashing", said Kevin as he went silent.
"Uh-oh", said Kojo, before noticing the Lucarios getting up and running out with Ray. "We need to hurry!"
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"I love donuts", said Kavi as he and Swift were eating from a wrecked Dunkin' Donut's truck.
The Charizards all ran up to them out of breath.
"Well, I guess the Charizard win this challenge, which means you guys get an advantage in the next challenge!"
The Charizards cheered as the Lucarios and Slakings ran up to them.
"Alright, now that the losers are here, it's time for the next challenge…robbing a bank!"
Everyone looked at them wide-eyed.
"Why do we have to rob a-", started Spiro.
"NO QUESTIONS!" yelled Swift.
"Now, because the Charizards won the first challenge, they get this", said Kavi, handing them a remote.
"What? Are we gonna watch TV or something?" asked Leon.
"No, you'll find out what it does when you start the challenge", said Kavi. "Now, here's what you have to do. First, you have to find a way into the bank without using the front door. Next, you have to unlock the vault using whatever you want. Finally, you just collect the money and escape out the same way you came. The team with the most money wins."
"Can I just ask you one thing?" asked Sally.
"Yeah", said Kavi.
"How are we gonna do the challenge at the same time?" asked Sally.
"That's easy, we have three banks!" said Swift.
"Oh", said Sally.
"Now, if there are no more questions, let the robbing begin!" said Kavi grinning deviously.
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Nero: At last! An evil challenge. This is where my skills will pay off.
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"This is so tedious!" said Mew.
"I hate being cramped in here!" yelled Victini.
"Maybe we can use Confusion", said Mew.
"What are we, 8?" asked Victini.
"Ok, well let's just ram it down then", said Mew.
"Great idea, ok, let's go. 1…2…3!" yelled Victini as he and mew charged at the door and hurt their heads.
"So much for that great idea", said Victini sarcastically.
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"Alright, let's do this", said Draco.
"We need a good plan!" said M.P.S.
"But Kevin's system is overheated, he can't help us", said Skore.
"We can use Laxish, he was an ex-con", said Ebony.
"Um…no thanks, I am not going back to prison", said Laxish.
"Oh please, just have Volante use a powerful attack on the wall and get on with the next step", said Ivory.
"That's a good idea", said Vina. "Babe, can you use Hyper Beam?"
"Yeah, I think so", said Volante.
"Blast the wall", said Vina.
Volante smiled and blasted a strong white beam at the bank's wall, blasting a huge hole through it.
"Nice job Volante", said Vina, kissing him on the cheek.
"Okay, let's get robbing!" said Skore.
The Slakings all ran in the bank, leaving a still overheated Kevin alone. Unbeknownst the Slakings, Mason slipped from the group and went back outside where Kevin was.
"Let's see if I can fix him with this stupid thing", said Mason holding up an Up-Grade.
Mason opened Kevin's bottom compartment and reorganized the wires. After a while of working, he finally put the Up-Grade into his compartment, which caused Kevin to suddenly started glowing. His body immediately smoothed down and he no longer had sharp corners. He was now a Porygon2.
"Yay, I'm alive! And I evolved! Thanks Mason, I owe you my life", said Kevin smiling.
"Good to know", said Mason darkly. "Hypnosis"
"What?" asked Kevin afraid.
Mason's eyes glowed purple, transferring the power the Kevin.
"Master", said Kevin.
"Good, now pull up all of the competitor sign up sheets", said Mason smiling.
"Yes master", said Kevin as he pulled up all of the competitors' information, including his own.
"Good, good, with this, I can easily get rid of everyone here, this game is putty in my paws", said Mason deviously. "Kevin, you are now part of my alliance."
"Is that a good thing?" asked Kevin.
"Yes", said Mason.
"Yay", said Kevin.
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Mason: Thanks to Kevin, I now know everything about these idiots. When I get done with Kevin, I'll get rid of him and make sure he gets eliminated so he won't tell anything.
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"Alright guys, how are we going to do this?" asked Summer.
"Well, we can use Kai to make a hole in the wall, then we can use Jet to freeze the vault and break it, then we can just steal a lot of the money and get out of there", said Ray, causing everyone to stare.
"Ray, seriously, are you okay?" asked Demenio.
"I don't know", said Ray.
"Well whatever, you gave us a good plan, so let's go through with it", said Aura.
"Okay, Kai use Blaze Kick!" said Clash.
Kai shrugged and launched a powerful kick into the wall, leaving the same kind of hole Volante left.
"Alright, time for step 2", said Sonan
The Lucarios all ran into the bank to start step 2 of Ray's plan.
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Ray: I don't know what's happening to me, one minute I feel normal, and then all of a sudden I feel smart and evil. I think I'm inheriting dad's genes. No wonder Mason hates everything.
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"Alright, I know an easy way to do this", said Nero.
"How?" asked Leon.
"Like this", said Nero as he transformed into a Tyranitar.
"Whoa" was all some of them could say.
Nero immediately charged into the bank. He punched the vault open, and grabbed a handful of money. He immediately exited the bank and reverted back to original form, which crumbled due to his height and weight, along with the amount of damage he'd done.
"Man, that was just too easy", said Freezeo.
"Yeah, that was great; now let's get back to Kavi and Swift", said Marie.
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The Slakings made it to the vault and were now thinking of what to do next.
"Well, let's just pick the lock and-", started Kojo
"Or we can use Frosty to freeze the lock and break it ", said Titan.
"Okay", said Kojo.
Frosty used Ice beam on the lock, allowing Kojo to break it with ease using Brick Break.
"Alright, grab as much as you can and RUN!" yelled Draco.
The Slakings all ran into the vault grabbed some money, and they ran back to where Kavi and Swift were.
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Jet and Kai had just finished opening the vault using their moves…
"Alright, this is going great, now all we need to do is grab the money and run", said Lila as she and the others ran into the vault, grabbed the money and left.
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The three teams were all racing to get back to Kavi and Swift, and when they did, it ended in a tie.
"Hey, we got here first, there was no tie. We won!" said Vina.
"No you didn't we did!" yelled Solis.
"Whoa whoa whoa calm down, we'll determine the winner", said Kavi. "Bring out the scales."
Swift pulled out a huge scale with three pads and placed all of teams' money on each scale.
"And the winners are…..The Lucarios with $34,000", announced Swift.
"How did they win?" asked Striker. "They got here last!"
"Yeah, but they collected the most money", explained Kavi.
"Okay, I'm getting tired of them winning!" yelled Volante.
"Whatever, the last challenge is to build go-karts", said Kavi.
"Why do we need to build go-karts?" asked Ebony.
"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!"
"Now just build them", said Swift.
"How are we supposed to do that if we don't have any parts?" asked Vixen.
"Easy, use your imagination", said Kavi smiling, earning angry glares from the contestants. "Or you can use the pile of broken parts over there", he said as he pointed to a pile of broken parts.
"Now get started", said Swift as he and Kavi teleported away…with the money.
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"Okay, we need to do this quick so we can win", said Phill.
"Kevin, can you show us a plan?" asked Rapid before noticing that he wasn't there. "Where's Kevin?"
"And where's Mason?" asked Phill.
"Forget about it, let's just finish this go-kart, then we can find them", said Kojo.
"Oight, let's get building", said Titan.
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"Alright, how are we gonna make this go-kart without a plan?" asked Luna.
"Well, we can just use our imagination like he said", said Sparky, earning a glare from Luna. "Or we could just have Sonan build it."
"Y'know what? That's not a bad plan", said Shade.
"Yeah, so Sonan are you up for it?" asked Jesse as he turned around and saw a huge monster truck-kart.
"Already done dad, I have to admit, it's fun being a game junkie", said Sonan.
"And it's rewarding", said Lila.
"Alright, let's get find Kavi and Swift", said Klavier.
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"Okay, we just need to make a go-kart, that's pretty simple", said Cramad.
"Yeah, you're right, so instead of doing the work and have readers read meaningless crap, I can just do this", said Freezeo, using his ice chain to pull the screen to the next page, which placed a finished go-kart beside the team.
"Okay, you're not like Egridos, you're actually worse!" said Morgan.
"Eh, I can live with that", said Freezeo.
"Well, at least this thing is fixed", said Vile.
"Yeah, now all we have to do is…" started Dew as Kavi and Swift returned unexpectedly.
"Okay, time's up it's time for the kart evaluations", said Kavi. "First, the Slakings."
The Slakings had a medium-sized go-kart with rims, a spoiler and shiny bumper.
"Wow, this is…amazingly average", said Kavi.
"Yeah, I'd say you guys have about 2nd place", said swift.
"Okay, next is the Lucarios", said Kavi as he approached the Lucarios.
Upon seeing the Lucarios' truck, Kavi and Swift smiled at each other.
"Well, it looks like we have our winners!" said Kavi.
"DAMN IT! WHY AM I ON A LOSER TEAM!" yelled Anthony as he stormed off.
"Well, I'll see you guys at elimination", said Kavi.
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Vile: Time to put my plan in action. Bye Anthony.
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Marie: We are not the loser team, that's the Slakings!
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Farra: *making out with picture of Striker*
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At the Ceremony
Everyone got a doll, except for Vile and Anthony.
"The loser of the night is…
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"Me", said Dhaunt.
"What?" asked Vile, along with the other members of his team.
"I'm voting myself off. I want to be with Marion again, and plus this game sucks", explained Dhaunt.
"Well okay, I have no problem with that…see you", said Kavi as he and Swift drove out of the lot with the Lucarios' truck with all of the money from the challenge in the trunk.
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"Alright Kevin, thanks for the information", said Mason.
"Anything for my master", said Kevin, still under Mason's spell.
"Good, now I'm gonna need you to act normal around the others so they don't get suspicious", said Mason.
"Okay", said Kevin.
"Good", said Mason.
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"How are we gonna get out of here?" asked Mew.
"I don't know, but I guess I can call someone and have them open up the door", said Victini, pulling out a cellphone.
Mew's left eye twitched, "You had your phone with you this whole time, and you didn't even think about using it."
"I guess not", said Victini rubbing the back of his head.
"I'm gonna kill you!" yelled Mew as he lunged at Victini.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!"
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Shocking elimination huh? Mason has gotten smarter, poor Kevin! And Vile is probably gonna be pissed that her plan didn't work. Will Vile kill someone? Will the Lucarios stop frickin' winning?! Will Victini survive? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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