h2rigbae and shano wer makin out in de park by da tres. Dey wer sahrin a metbaled subbe and drinkin from a cup wit 2 strows. dey wer so hapeh togeder and some yaoi fangurls were watcin, wat pervets lol. rigb was was werin a balk FIST PIMP tank n some jeens wit some vans. shan was werom a vest amd some shorts dat shoed off dat sexah bulge. sudenly a rok was trew at dem. "HEY who did dast?" shan sad all protective an like. riggy stood up to fite dem but got hit in da faic by a rok m passed out. da sam happened ato shan. a couple of howas late m,ordecaicaidecai was in da forst were deu were. "hey where did riggy n shan go?" he said den he saw a cult in de middle of da forest. he hid behin a tree and looked at the cult. dey has...RGGY N SHAN! No it was just 2 furies in fursuts.. wat a weirdo. dey wer praparin a ritool! da furies were tied 2 steaks n de preps were constumed in preppy clodes n had pieces of poo in bags 2 thro at dem and put in der cheru coke!¬! donut worry i will saiv u from dis ugly homophobic cult of prepz! mordecai shouted. den he got catured. he woke up in a dark dungeon similar 2 da dungon in somewer wit a dungeon. rigy n shan wer on da oder side. dey wer pased out. "mmwahahahzah we nut only kill faGS\ugly fags lik dem awe kill de n uglonmi goffs lick u!" a guy in preppy clothes sed. he was werin a hollister hoody n had black hare but not da kewl goffik kind da preppy kind. he was werin shorts which had pinupples on dem n ugly prep shoos. "if ull exuse me i nedz to write a 938534898453259328 page long essaqy about how da cristal gems r not gayyY!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!#" da prep boi sed n walked off throo da preppy dugong. mordocola looked around. der wer postaz of one duroction n justin baver n emininem on da wallz. da chainz wer decoratted wit molly cyrus stickerz n had molly cyrus liricas written on dem lik "i cam in lik a rekkin ball" amd "wr cant stop oh we wont stap" mprdaci was swettin. "NOOOO! MY PIOWAZ R DRAINED BY PREP STUFF!" he sceremed wich woke up rigly n sham. "omfg u so loud let us sleep DEIOFHUFHOMG WE R IN A PREPPY PRISON!" Rigglyjiggly gasped as teerz choked his mote. "dunt worreure babby we will get out sewm. shan said, his finger uo his rigy ass alredy.. "MORDOCAI GET OUT OF DA PIRSON WE R GUN HAVE BUNSEX" riggy screemed. no i ca\znt even get ouda deezx chainz u landlubber." mordocastrong yellowed angry./strongoh ya we r not afecced by da prep stickaz n da postaz n shit." shan said and spat starbucks suace on da chainz of da mordolionai. das chainz melted an mordo ran 2 fite da prepsz as de shan n da riggy had VERY LOUD buttsecks. "OMGGH WHO IS USIN DA BIG SCREEN 2 WATCH GAI PORN AGEN NOT A VERY FUNNI PRANK"! a prep dsed. he was werin a gucci shit n some prepy jeenz. mordoca\i snapped his nek. he used his fukin goff powaz to use his giant dixzzzz to smash evry pep in da hole place into da wall n dye. he rescood shan n riggy n dey wer aboot 2 leev wen duddenly a boi stoped shan. it was a preppy skunk. "omfg who r u?" riggy sed. "i am... HIZ X!" da skunk yelled. "omg not u leeslu I thot we wer ova!" shan yalled. "2 bad! i am gunna kill u for brekkin my hart n killin me." dey fogt but in da end riggy waz romanced bay da skunk n dey killed shan. lesley n rigbacai fprever!/h2