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Chapter 20: Bio Hazardous

"Alright, Egghead! What gives?!" Still sitting on the coach with Bark right beside him was Fang the Sniper, talking to Dr. Eggman on his computer screen, "I thought I made it clear that I do the negotiating for Team Hooligan's operations."

"Well pardon me, Mr. Sniper, but I thought you would enjoy the generous pay you and your little mercenaries are receiving." True to a fault Fang did think Eggman was paying handsomely. But that was the problem. Nobody, not even someone as rich as Eggman, pays this way well unless they were either desperate or they had something planned. And this was Eggman, the man with an IQ of 300.

"Is it really that hard for ya to collect the 7 rocks yourself?" Fang smirked.

"I think you know good well why I'm not fetching them myself." Eggman responded.

"G.U.N. ready to knock on your door?"

"Nope. Something far larger than G.U.N." Eggman assured, "Those pesky Freedom Fighters."

"Wahahahaha!" laughed Bean as he and Fiona were running for their very lives, avoiding laser and bullet fire from the mutants. Jumping over terrain and crates, the two treasure hunters were running for their lives.

"Bean! This isn't the time to be laughing!" scolded Fiona as they kept running avoiding another shot as our heroes(?) avoided the mutants, "Damn it, we gotta keep moving!" Fiona and Bean hid behind a wall as Bean materialized a bomb in his hand and tossed it back at the mutants, knocking a few back.

"Well, Fi-Fi! You got any ideas?!" asked Bean as the angrier mutants kept smiling. Fiona looked around. She could practically feel the emerald's presence, but she couldn't see it. Unless...

"Alright, Bean! Cover me!" Fiona shouted as she ran forward.

"Wait, what am I-"

"Just blow them up! Go wild!"

SNAP!

Something snapped inside the demo-duck's mind. For as long as he could remember, he was never told to 'go wild'. He was always told to blow up 'such and such' and to not do 'such and such'. He was never told to 'go wild'. Bean grew a very large smile on his beak as he constantly snapped his fingers, bombs appearing in the air right before the duck.

"Dynamite Kick Storm!" With quick reflexes, the duck bounced into the air and preformed multiple round house kicks the bombs towards the mutants. The second one of the bombs exploded on a mutant, the others exploded in a chain reaction that, itself, caused a massive explosion as smoke, fire, and shrapnel was scattered around the mutants. The gun fire stopped for a moment, but mutants began to charge at Bean with spears and large clubs, and some were just ready for a fist fight.

Bean laughed at this.

Bean snapped his fingers as a bomb appeared in each hand as he charged at the hoard of Mutants, laughing like the mad duck he was as he avoided a swing and punched one in the face while still holding a bomb, "Dynamite Duke!" An explosion occurred as the Mutant was sent flying towards other Mutants like a bowling bowl, charred in the face and bleeding, but Bean's own hand was just fine. He didn't at all seem to feel the explosion that occurred in his hand as he quickly preformed the same move onto another mutant, quickly re spawning the same two bombs in his hands.

"I love to make things go boom..."

(Maybe I made a bad call...) the sound of Bean's explosions in the background made the Fox uneasy. The combination of intensive explosions, cries of Mutants, and Bean's insane laughing made Fiona uneasy, but Fiona focused on the task at hand, digging through the decaying dirt through grubs and bugs, dirt and rocks until the hole she was digging starting to shine.

"Oh yeah." smirked Fiona, "Jackpot!" She furiously clawed through the dirt to unearth what she was looking for until she saw what she was after: A Chaos Emerald! "Heh, I still got it." chuckled the Treasure Hunter as she grabbed the glowing Red Emerald-

SNAP!

(Wait, what was-)

The entire island began rumbling as the Fox, stumbled slightly, "W-what's that?!" asked Fiona aloud. She checked back with Bean, to see the demented duck laughing as the hoard of mutants ran for their lives.

"Yeah! That's right! Fear the Dynamite! Ah hahahahaha!" he laughed.

"Bean! Focus!" shouted Fiona as she grabbed Bark's board and got on it, "If those guys are running, then something must have them scared out of their minds."

"Oh come on!" laughed Bean, "What could possibly be-"

The rumbling started again as both Hooligans turned their reads over to a large, mutated Overlander appear. This Overlander wasn't just large, it was gargantuan! Being five times the size of the other Overlanders and had a feral look in his eyes. The Overland sprung towards the Hooligans, the technicolor Mobians jumping back to avoid the beast's large fists colliding into them. Fiona noticed how the ground shook and cracked from the mere force of his punch.

"We need to get out of here, Bean!" shouted Fiona, "We've got the Emerald! So let's...Bean?" Fiona saw the look on Bean's face. It wasn't fear. Or determination. It was insanity. Madness. Amusement, even! He began to chuckle before laughing insanely as he charged right for the Mutated Overlander. "What are you doing you sociopath?!"

"Ah hahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed Bean, "Let's make some boom!" laughed the demo-duck as he snapped his fingers, two bombs appearing in his bombs like before, "Dynamite Duke!" laughed the duck as he threw a punch at the Overlander, the large man/beast catching it easy. Big mistake as the bomb in his hand exploding, the monster roaring in pain as his hand bled and was burnt from the bomb. Fiona was shocked, noticing Bean's gloves charred black, signifying the bomb did do damage to his own hands. After all, it was a bomb! That exploded in his hand!

"Bean, I know your insane, but are you fucking nuts?!" shouted Fiona as Bean landed on his feet from the recoil of the blast, "You could have blown your hand off! And...didn't it hurt?!" It suddenly hit Fiona that Bean was in no kind of pain! His hand took the full impact of a bomb, yet he was showing no signs of pain! No flinching, cringing, whimpering, or swearing! In fact, he laughed. He was laughing at Fiona's concern!

"Silly, silly Bossy Foxy." he gave Fiona a smirk on his face, "I can't feel my hands!" he cried as he noticed the Overlander preparing to throw another punch, the duck jumping up and punching the mutated beast in the face, the bomb blowing up as he roared in agony as he stumbled back. Bean chuckled as he landed on the ground and snapped his fingers, throwing the bombs towards the Overlander's feat as he screamed in pain as he fell over on his back, roaring in pain as he was unable to stand back onto his feet without feeling a severe burning sensation as he fell over again.

Fiona was truly stunned at what Bean had accomplished. Was he always this good a fighter?! (No way...I remember him and Bark getting their asses kicked by Rouge! Did those idiots really step their game up?!) thought Fiona as Bean slowly turned to Fiona.

"So...can I see the shiny?!" asked Bean, his eyes gleaming as he sprung at Fiona with his original goofy self instead of his little 'mad man' episode.