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New Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to endure the challenges of a bank heist movie. Kavi and Swift returned to the lot, after locking Mew and Victini in a closet, to host this challenge. The castmates all went through painful and confusing times. While all of this was happening, Mason hypnotized Kevin into becoming his minion after 'saving his life'. After all of the pain was over, it was the Charizards who were sent to elimination. Vile and her alliance planned to get rid of Anthony, but failed when Dhaunt quit the game because he wanted to be with Marion again. Will Mason be found out? Will Kevin be saved? Will good triumph over evil? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!
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"Great, just great, we lost Dhaunt", growled Carman.
"Hey it's okay. It's not that bad", remarked Solis.
"We just lost 2 alliance members in a row! You don't think that's bad?!" yelled Carman, causing Solis to flinch slightly.
"Can we just tell the team about the evil alliance and get on with the game?" asked Sabrina deadpan.
"No way, then they'd know about our alliance and target us, too", explained Morgan.
"Well, we have no other choice, at the rate that we're losing, this alliance will be done within 5 days", said Carman. "Now Dew, because you're the only male left on this alliance, you get to tell the team about the evil alliance."
"What? Why? They might target me!" explained Dew.
To answer his question, Carman locked her lips to his. After about 3 minutes, Carman broke the kiss and looked at Dew, who now had a goofy grin on his face. "Okay, I'll do it."
"Good boy", said Carman smirking mischievously.
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Carman: Dew makes an excellent love puppet. He'll do whatever I say as long as I keep kissing him and leading him on. Money is way better than love. Well…not in Dhaunt's case.
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Laxish was tossing and turning in his bed. He had to go to the bathroom really badly after drinking 9 gallons of lemonade at dinner. As he tossed and turned, he could feel and hear all of the liquids in his stomach swishing back and forth, making him have to go even worse. When he couldn't take it anymore, he snuck out of his team's trailer and headed for the bathroom. The only problem was…he didn't know where it was!
"Dammit! Where is it?" asked Laxish as he wandered around the lot, not knowing where he was going.
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"Alright, this was a disaster, that stupid ghost just had to interfere!" snarled Vile.
"We were so close to getting rid of him too", added Nero.
"Yeah, but we really need to get it right this time and make sure there are no mistakes", explained Vile.
"Whoops, this isn't the bathroom", said Laxish as he started to run towards another area.
Everyone saw him leave and looked at each other nervously. Vile, on the other hand, was seething with rage.
"What're you waiting for? GET HIM!" she yelled to Nero.
Nero changed into a Machamp and chased after the ex-con, who was almost at the bathroom. Soon enough, Nero came back with a struggling Laxish in his possession.
"Ahhh, Laxish, how nice of you to drop in", said Vile smirking.
"What were you doing here?" asked Aldon.
"I was looking the bathroom", said Laxish truthfully.
"Oh please, that's the lamest excuse ever", said Hope. "You already knew about our alliance didn't you?"
"Well, yeah last season", said Laxish before covering his mouth quickly. "Okay, how about you forget what I just said, let me go, and I won't tell anyone about your alliance reforming", pleaded Laxish with a nervous smile.
"You really expect us to believe that?" asked Draco.
"Yeah and I expect you to believe…this!" yelled Laxish as he tried to run, but Nero picked him back up, as he was still a Machamp.
"Well, you're wrong. You see Laxish, you've seen our alliance and you know our plans from last season, which are exactly the same this season, so you will be staying with us for a while…a long while", said Vile smirking cruelly.
"W-what do you mean?" asked Laxish frightened.
"Tie him up', said Vile as Nero carried a now screaming Laxish into the darkness.
"What're we going to do with him?" asked Draco.
"Well, we can't let him reveal anything about our alliance reforming, so after Nero gets done tying him up, we'll just keep him in the horror movie set, and we'll have our meetings there so we can keep an eye on him", explained Vile.
"Great, what better place for a group of evil people to meet than a horror movie set", said Vile.
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Vile: Laxish actually thought that we were going to let him go. He's such an idiot! No one is giving our alliance away!
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Mason was talking to Kevin about who they were going to get rid of and how.
"Kevin, who would be the easiest person on my team to get off?" asked Mason smiling devilishly.
"My readings indicate that the most obvious decision is…buffering…Frosty. He has many weaknesses and fears including fire, 'Krissy', stomach acid, and spoons", answered Kevin, who was still under his control.
"Well, he is ice cream, so it makes sense why he's scared of so much stuff", reasoned Mason.
"Actually, Frosty is actually made of frozen ice particles that form the icicles of his body and he has snow on his face, making him resemble ice cream", explained Kevin scientifically.
"Um…I didn't ask for that information!"
"Sorry master", apologized Kevin.
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Mason: This is too great, I have an ace in the hole for this competition! All I have to do is keep using Kevin as my minion and hypnosis puppet, and I'll be the winner in no time!
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The Slakings had just awoken from their long slumber and saw that Laxish was missing.
"Where'd Laxish go?" asked Skore.
"I guess he went to the bathroom", replied Striker. "He did drink 9 gallons of lemonade last night."
"Yeah, we should go look for him", said Spiro.
"CASTMATES! GET TO THE LOT IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!"
"Well, I guess we'll have to find him after today's challenge", suggested M.P.S.
"Or maybe he'll make it to the challenge himself", said Ded.
"I hope so", said Skore.
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"Hello contestants, it's time for the next-"started Mew.
"Where were you two yesterday?!" asked Ivory.
"Well, Kavi and Swift locked us in a closet and Victini, being an idiot, didn't think about calling anyone until the end of the day!" yelled Mew, glaring at Victini.
Some of the contestants snickered at their situation, causing them to regain their focus on the game.
"Alright, today's movie genre is…the prehistoric movie!"
"Whew, I thought it was something bad", said Rapid.
"Um…Rapid, Aldon and I are from prehistoric times. There are a lot of bad things there", said Spiro.
"You got that right", said Aldon.
"Like what?" asked Sonan.
"Well, the risk of being eaten, stepped on, attacked, killed, and the difficulty of finding a girlfriend and food", explained Spiro.
"So, that's why you're lonely", said Aldon.
"Shut up!"
"Ignoring those two, the first challenge is to make fire!" announced Victini.
"Are you kidding me? That's the easiest challenge ever!" exclaimed Ray.
"Yeh, but here's the catch, you have to make the fire using…rocks!" said Mew holding two rocks.
"What?!" asked Skore before getting hit with a rock by Mew.
"We have to use rocks…to make fire?" asked Vina.
'Yep"
"Can't we just use our fire types?" asked Leon.
"No, that would be too easy", said Mew smiling.
"Now, have fun, and the first team to have a real fire wins", said Victini as he and Mew teleported away.
The contestants all groaned and the team captains each grabbed two rocks from a nearby pile.
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"How are we supposed to make a fire from rocks?" asked Kojo.
"Well, I could have Kevin use Flamethrower on the rocks", said Mason grinning devilishly.
"We can't use fire", said Frosty.
Mason used hypnosis to control Frosty for a short while with nobody noticing. Now, in his control, Frosty floated towards Kevin. "Kevin, turn into a Skuntank and use Flamethrower on the rocks."
"WHAT?!" asked some of his teammates as Kevin did as he was told. He used Conversion2 to change into a Skuntank and used Flamethrower on the rocks, igniting them in an instant.
Frosty soon snapped out of it as Mew and Victini teleported back to them. "The Slakings are disqualified!" announced Mew.
Everyone glared at Frosty, who was scared and confused.
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Frosty: What happened? I have no idea why they were glaring at me like that.
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Mason: Thank Arceus, I have my Hypnosis attack, I can just use that to control them and they'll get out instantly.
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Meanwhile with the Lucarios…
"How are we supposed to do this?" asked Sally.
"I think we can rub them together to make a fire", said Ray picking up the rocks and clicking them together.
A small spark was produced, but it wasn't good enough.
"That proves that it can work, sweetie, can you use your Psychic energy to rub them more forceful?" asked Shade.
"But, Shade I don't any Psychic moves", said Aura nuzzling him.
"Um…I was talking to Shine, Aura", said Shade.
"Aw, well too bad, cause if you were talking to me, I would've shown you moves she would never know", whispered Aura seductively in his ear, making him more and more nervous.
"Yeah, I could do it Shade", said Shine looking down sadly. She brought the stones back and smacked them with a lot of force, causing them to ignite a flame.
"Nice!" said Lila.
"The Charizards win!" announced Mew.
"What?" asked the Lucarios.
"Yeah, Aldon used his claws to rub the rocks really fast and made the fire 2 seconds before you did", said Mew.
The Lucarios groaned at their first lost in a long time.
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"Alright castmates, it's time for the next challenge!"
"What is it?" asked Sabrina.
"You have to battle a person on the other teams with Aerodactyl bones", explained Victini while holding 2 humongous bones in his paws.
"Whoa", was all some could say.
"Now, we will have three rounds, and since we're still pissed about yesterday, we'll choose who goes!" said Mew.
The contestants all gulped as Mew began calling names. "On the Slakings, the people going are Ded, Ebony, and Frosty; for the Charizards, the people going are Flame, Dew, and Leon; and finally for the Lucarios, the people going are Kai, Cano, and Sonan", called Mew. "Now, follow me."
The contestants that were called on all followed Mew with their teammates right behind them. The crew entered a huge gymnasium that had pads on the ground and 3 huge pedestals in the middle.
"Wait…we're gonna be battling on those?!" asked Frosty.
"Yep", said Mew.
"I hate my life", said frosty.
Mason grinned at Frosty's position.
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Mason: This'll be easy, I'll just use my hypnosis again, and he'll lose this easily.
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"Alright, here are the rules, there are three rounds and they are all 1-on-1-on-1. If you fall off of the platform, you lose, if you get knocked unconscious, you lose, the last person standing wins the round. The team with the most rounds won will win this challenge", explained Victini.
"The first round is Cano vs. Ebony vs. Leon", said Mew as he teleported them to the top of the pedestals. "You may begin pummeling each other when you're ready."
"I'm going to enjoy this", said Ebony grinning evilly at Cano as he swung his bone.
"Wow, two dogs are fighting with bones…oh the irony", said Leon as he watched the two of them fight.
Ebony had Cano pinned with the bone to his neck and began to push it down roughly in an attempt to suffocate him. Cano used some of his strength to push him off of him and they started battling again. In an attempt to win, Cano thought of something, he bent the bone so that it formed a 'V' and threw it at Ebony, who ducked.
"Ha! You're unarmed now so now I can kill you, but I don't need any witnesses so…YAH!" yelled Ebony as he knocked Leon off of his pedestal.
"What happened Leon?" asked Morgan.
"Well, Ebony's gonna try to kill Cano, and wanted no witnesses, so he knocked me off when I wasn't paying attention", explained Leon.
"Wait, Ebony's gonna what?!" asked Vixen concerned.
Back with the guys
"Any last words mutt?" asked Ebony evilly.
Cano looked to the right and smiled devilishly.
"What're you smiling at?" asked Ebony before getting him with the bone Cano threw, knocking him off of his pedestal.
"The Lucarios win the first round!" announced Mew.
Cano jumped down from the pedestal with a smile on his face, until Ebony showed up again.
"That wasn't fair you piece of s***!" he yelled.
Cano rolled his eyes and kept walking.
"Alright, now that the first round's done, the next round will be Kai vs. Ded vs. Flame", said Mew as he teleported the three of them to the top of the pedestals. "Begin!"
Flame swung his bone towards Ded, but Ded grabbed it and tossed him to the ground like nothing. Kai swung at Ded's vulnerable spot and successfully hit him, but he didn't fall down. Ded grabbed Kai's bone and snapped it like a twig. Kai, getting angry used blaze kick on Ded, finally causing him to fall, but hand onto the pedestal.
"Wow, that pedestal's strong", said Freezeo.
Ded pulled himself back up on the pedestal and hit Kai with his bone, knocking him off of his pedestal.
"The Slakings win the second round!" announced Mew as the Slakings cheered. "Now, the final round is Dew vs. Sonan vs. Frosty", continued Mew as he teleported them to the top of the pedestals.
"Begin", said Mew as he floated away.
"Alright, Sonan, be careful because you might-AAHHHH!" yelled Dew as Sonan used his bone to knock him off of his pedestal.
"The Charizards lose!" announced Mew.
Sonan and Frosty were both still on top of the pedestals and battling each other. "I might actually win this", thought Frosty.
"Time for hypnosis", said Mason to himself as he hypnotized Frosty, making him fall off of the pedestal.
"The Lucarios win again!" announced Mew.
The Slakings all glared at Frosty, who had just snapped out of his trance with a confused look on his face once again.
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Frosty: What the hell is going on here?!"
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Mason: *chuckling evilly*
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"Alright, the final challenge is…a Mamoswine hunt!" announced Victini
"What? There aren't any Mamoswine around here", said M.P.S.
"Think fast!" yelled Mew as he threw a TM with a rare candy attached to it at M.P.S., who swallowed it whole.
M.P.S. suddenly started growing. He got larger, his eyes opened, and his tusks got longer and bigger.
"Now we have a Mamoswine", said Mew proudly.
"Forced evolution? That's an all-time low, even for you!" exclaimed M.P.S.
"Whatever, now for the challenge…" said Mew as he teleported M.P.S. away from the group.
"Your task is to find and capture M.P.S. using these Pokeballs", said Victini tossing 6 Pokeballs to each team.
"Alright, now go catch a Mamoswine!"
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"This is bulls***!" yelled Rapid. "Can we just call his name so he can come to us? He is our friend."
"Mew and Victini wouldn't make it that easy", said Phill.
"You got that right", said Striker.
"You know what? Let's quit while we're ahead and hope to get second place", said Titan.
"No, we came too far today, we are not getting 2nd place, only first is acceptable!" said Volante.
"Right, so we'll keep going until we win or lose!" said Rapid.
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"This sucks", said Summer.
"This is so difficult!" said Klavier.
"Why don't you fly around and see if you can find him?" asked Sola.
"I already did, and I didn't find him anywhere", said Klavier.
"This challenge is stupid, M.P.S. is big, he wouldn't fit anywhere!" said Sally.
"Yeah, this is stupid", said Clash.
"Hey, I think I see him", said Sonan.
"Where?" asked Lila.
"At the Breakfast Tent", replied Sonan.
"Let's go!' yelled Jesse as he and his team ran towards the Breakfast Tent.
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"Well I quit, we'll never find him", said Vile.
"Yeah, this is kind of stupid too, M.P.S. is on the Slakings, so he'll just go back to them", said Freezeo.
"Yeah, so we might as well give up", said Morgan before bumping into a big brown bush.
"Where did this bush come from?" asked Anthony.
"That's not a bush you idiot, that's M.P.S.!" yelled Sabrina.
"Oh, well, Flame use Flamethrower', said Anthony.
"Why?" asked Flame.
"We have to catch him remember?" said Anthony.
"Well, we could always use the Quick Ball", said Marie throwing a ball at M.P.S. without him noticing.
"What the-"he shouted as he was sucked into the ball.
"Alright, we just caught…a Mamoswine", said Leon holding up the Pokeball.
"The Charizards win!" announced Mew and Victini.
The Charizards cheered as the Slakings and the Lucarios walked up to the rest of them.
"Now, the Lucarios won the second challenge, and the Slakings didn't win anything, so they lose!"
Everyone glared at Frosty.
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Skore: Dude, I know you're our friend, but you screwed up today's challenges
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Ded: Frosty, sorry
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Kevin: Frosty
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Draco: frosty
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Vina: Frosty screw up big time
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Volante: Sorry bro
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At the Ceremony
"Alright, it's time for you guys' next elimination, when I call your name, you're safe; Ded, Skore, Striker, M.P.S., Spiro, rapid, Titan, Ivory, Phill, Kojo, Vina, Volante, Mason, Draco, Kevin, and Laxish…wait, where is Laxish?"
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"Help! I'm trapped! Help! I still have to pee!" yelled Laxish from inside the horror movie set, not knowing that no one could hear him.
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"Whatever, Frosty, Ebony, one of you is leaving tonight and that person is…
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…Frosty. Ebony, you're safe!"
"It's okay guys, I understand, I don't even know what happened. Well, I'll see you later", said Frosty as he floated into the Lame-O-Sine.
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Mason: All according to plan *laughs evilly*
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NO! Not the ice cream! "He's not ice cream" GET OUT OF HERE KEVIN! Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It's getting more and more dramatic. Will Mason continue with his plan? Will Kevin snap out of it? Will Kai say something?" find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!