Drabbles

by RulerofDestiny

Like the title says. 100 (or so) words of humor, friendship, suffering, pain, and those who inflict it upon the idiots who ask for it. Or those who are just really, really unlucky.

4. Cliff

"You were jogging with the guards, right?"

"...Yes."

"Along the trail?"

"...Yes."

"Like normal?"

"...Yes."

"So...how'd you four wind up in the river, exactly?"

"We...fell."

"Off the cliff."

"...Yes."

"That is nowhere near the trail."

"...Yes."

"And then?"

"Dove into the river."

"To get off the branch?"

"Sort of."

"...Quite frankly, I'm amazed the branch held. How long were you hanging there again?"

"...An hour."

"And it took an hour to decide that jumping into the river was a better idea?"

"The branch broke."

"Ah."

"...Please don't tell Hitsugi-san."

"She'd love this."

"Exactly."