Naruto turned to face Sakura. She was so beautiful, his love for her was never ending.

(Flashback)

Naruto sat at Sakura's window, masturbating furiously. She was so pretty when she slept.

(End flashback)

Now to tell her he loved her, just has he had practiced.

(Flashback)

Naruto stood in front the mirror.

"I love you Sakura." He said into his reflection, resisting the urge to masturbate.

(End flashback)

"Sakura we need to talk," He began. "I..."

(Flashback)

Naruto sat on the toilet, trying not to strain too hard.

(Double flashback)

"Remember to relax and let it come naturally," Kakashi said. "Otherwise you might get a hemo."

(End double flashback)

That advice would serve him well.

(End flashback)

"Naruto, did you have something to say or are you just going to stare into space?" She questioned.

"Yeah, I..."

(Flashback)

"Sakura we need to talk," He began. "I..."

(Double Flashback)

Naruto sat on the toilet, trying not to strain too hard.

(Triple flashback)

"Remember to relax and let it come naturally," Kakashi said. "Otherwise you might get a hemo."

(End Triple flashback)

That advice would serve him well.

(End double flash flashback)

"Naruto, did you have something to say or are you just going to stare into space?" She questioned.

"Yeah, I..."

(End flashback)

"Naruto, if you just here to screw around then leave. I have work to do." Sakura said.

(Flashback)

"Naruto, if you just here to screw around then leave. I have work to do." Sakura said.

(End flashback)

"Hello? Naruto?" She grew concerned.

"Yah I'm here, I just..."

(Flashback)

Sasuke stuck his finger up a paralyzed Naruto's anus. "I have always wanted to do this." Sasuke said, giving himself a mustache.

(End flashback)

"Naruto if you don't stop, I'll kick you in the balls."

(Flashback)

Naruto clenched his anus as the bladed dildo descended and-

(End flashback)

Naruto doubled over in pain from the kick delivered to his balls. The both exploded inside him, completely disabling his ability to have children or even getting a boner ever again again.

"I told you I would do it."