Time for the third installment of Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!
"We hope you like it!" said Connor.
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"Hi everyone and welcome back to another episode of Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum!" announced Monica. "I'm your graceful host Monica and this is our brilliant co-host Chandler!" she finished motioning to Chandler, who smiled and waved.
"And we're here with the eliminated contestants from the previous episode:
"Annie" Annie curtsies.
"Krack" Krack grumbles.
"Lassie" Lassie gives a death glare.
"Swift and Sapphire" Sapphire waves with her tail, while Swift grumbles to himself.
"And Piff!" Piff waves to the crowd.
"Today, we have 7 more losers joining us in the aftermath!" announced Monica.
"You said that last episode!" shouted a Pawniard from the audience.
"I know, and it's because it's the same amount from the last show", explained Monica, "now, are you going to be quiet, or will we have to have Bruce escort you out?"
The Hariyama came in punching his hand and glaring at the Pawniard, who immediately sat down.
"Alright, now let's get this show started!" announced Chandler.
The audience cheered.
"The first loser is a real douche, he's crazy, psychotic, and the most annoying person of all of the Pokemon w-"started Chandler as Monica put her hand over his mouth, "Please welcome…Egridos!"
The golden grinning coffin with shadow arms came from behind the curtain with a smile on his face. As soon as the audience caught a glimpse of him, they all began cheering. Egridos chuckled and sat down in the chair next to the hosts.
"Hey Mon, hey…douchebag", said Egridos glaring at Chandler. "Dick", responded Chandler.
"Okay…Egridos, how does it feel being off the show so early?" asked Monica, attempting to break up the fight that was about to happen.
Egridos snapped out of it, and responded, "Well, to in all honesty, it sucked. I wanted to mat least make it to the merge this time…I mean I was so close last season, but Mewtwo had to eliminate me."
"You wouldn't have made it anyway, you're too annoying", said Chandler.
"Okay, seriously, what did I ever do to you?" asked Egridos.
"Next question! Egridos how did you like this season?" asked Monica quickly before Chandler could answer.
Egridos ignored Chandler and answered the question, "It sucked. I didn't even get to annoy everyone that much.'
"Well, you annoyed Mew and Victini plenty of times", said Monica.
"And me", added Chandler.
"Yeah, it was fun seeing their reactions", said Egridos smiling.
"I have a question", said an Ivysaur from the audience. "Why do you always scream "FOURTH WALL?"
"Well, I've been doing that ever since Total Pokemon Island. The reason I do it is because I kept breaking the fourth wall on accident, and Mew and Victini kept yelling at me. I decided it was payback time, and every time someone else broke the fourth wall, I would yell it at them", explained Egridos thoroughly.
"Wow, well onto the next question. Who were your friends this season?" asked Monica.
"Nobody…duh!" said Chandler rolling his eyes. Egridos growled at him, but calmed down and answered Monica's question, "I only had a few friends, one being that sexy ice girl over there", said Egridos winking at Lassie, who blushed, "And the other was Dhaunt, who is also here with the rest of us eliminated contestants."
"Well thanks for telling us one of the other eliminated contestants", said Chandler angrily.
"Sorry, ornament", said Egridos sarcastically.
"Okay, next question, who were your enemies this season?" asked Monica. Egridos thought for a moment and replied, "Well, my only real enemies were Mew, Victini, Mewtwo, The entire evil alliance, and uh…that ornament thing beside you", said Egridos gesturing to Chandler.
"I'm will kill you!" yelled Chandler.
"I'm already dead…and so are you idiot!" replied Egridos.
"Alright, I think this is the last question", said Monica nervously.
"Good, I can't wait to beat the crap out of this douche", said Chandler grinning deviously. "Same here", said Egridos balling up his fists.
"Um…okay, Egridos you were labeled The Fourth Wall Guy for the whole TP series, how do you feel about that?"
"Well, it fits me quite well", said Egridos grinning as Chandler tackled him.
"Oh boy…um, well…oh whatever, you guys can watch them fight", said Monica shrugging her shoulders.
20 Minutes of fighting later
Chandler and Egridos were both unconscious after their battle.
"Now that they're done with that, let's move on to the next contestant. She is a very long ringed ferret who is way too loyal…it's Reta!" introduced Monica as the Furret came out with a smile on her face.
"How are you today?" asked Monica smiling. Reta smiled back and responded, "I'm doing fine. I'm not even upset that I'm gone! No more pain for me."
"That's the positive attitude I've been waiting for today!" said Monica cheerily. "Now, I'm gonna ask you some questions, if that's okay with you."
"Yeah, that's fine", said Reta.
Monica nodded and read the first question, "How did you feel about this season?"
"Well, in all honesty, it was half fun, half crazy, and half painful", answered Reta. Everyone knew what she just said was true…well, except for when she said 'fun.'
"Define 'fun'", said Monica.
"Yeah, because there was nothing fun about that show, they practically tried to kill us everyday!" argued Flynn.
"Shut up Flynn! Nobody likes you!" yelled Reta. "And the reason it was fun for me was because I met lots of good friends and met the love of my life…Rapid."
"AAAAWWWWWWW!"
"Lame!" yelled Flynn, earning him a pitchfork thrown at him, but it missed.
"Now, time for the next question. Who were your friends this season?" asked Monica.
"Well, mostly all of the girls and Rapid", said Reta. "The guys still kind of hate me because of the hot guy list."
"Hot guy list?" asked Connor and Swift at the same time.
"Yeah, it was a stupid list she made back at the island where she listed all of the guys from hottest to ugliest", said Static.
"Yeah, I made one here too, because of the new guys", said Reta before she quickly covered her mouth. Monica looked at her and smiled, "Reta let me see that list."
Reta blushed and shook her head.
"Come on, we're girls", said Monica. "We stick together."
Reta looked at her and blushed as she handed her the list. Monica wasn't that surprised as the list was actually accurate (in her opinion).
Rapid
Jesse
Jet
Kai
Volante
Flame
Cano
Sparky
Demenio
Shade
Skore
Striker
Darren
Ded
Laxish
Swift
Dew
Connor
Dhaunt
Kojo
Ray
Mason
Titan
M.P.S.
Klavier
Aldon
Nero
Chandler
Egridos
Clay
Ebony
Draco
Fez
Frosty
Hayden
Freezeo
Sonan
Spike
Kevin
Leon
Phill
Spiro
Krack
Flynn
Liksur
Static
Smash
"Wow, that is pretty accurate…I guess, well if you're in Reta's mind it's accurate", said Monica. Krack snuck behind her a grabbed the list before going back to the other guys.
"Of course Rapid is first", said Krack sarcastically.
Static saw his place and got immediately saddened, "Great, just great, I'm the second to last hot guy. What…is two my lucky number or something?"
"At least you're not last", said Smash saddened.
"You're a pig! Of course your last!" yelled Reta.
"Um…actually", said Sapphire and Annie at the same time.
One brief explanation later
"Oh…sorry Smash", said Reta nervously.
"Thanks, that boosted my self esteem", said Smash sadly as he laid on his back on the bleachers.
"Okay, let's just let th guys have the list so we can finish your questions", suggested Monica.
"Okay", said Reta.
"Now, who were your enemies this season?" asked Monica.
"Half of the guys because of last season", said Reta.
"And this season!" said Flynn as he looked at the list.
"Whatever!"
"Now, you have been labeled The Wannabe throughout the TP Series, how do you feel about that?" asked Monica.
"It doesn't really fit me, I would've gone with "Flirty Ferret", but that's just me", said Reta.
"Okay, this last question is about you and Rapid", said Monica.
"Okay, what is it?"
"How did you two start dating?" asked Monica.
"Well, it wasn't romantic, but it really was a surprise", said Reta as she began telling her story. "I'll make it brief, after I got eliminated, he tackled me and we started making out."
"Wow, that really wasn't romantic", said Liksur folding his arms.
"I told you that already!" yelled Reta annoyed.
"Okay Reta, you can go sit by the other girls now", said Monica.
Reta smiled, "Thanks."
Reta walked over and sat on the bleachers as Chandler and Egridos both started to wake up.
"You're lucky", they said to each other.
"If I wasn't a pure ghost type, I would-"started Egridos.
"Enough of your fighting!" yelled Monica. "Egridos, sit by your girlfriend! Chandler, get your ass over here!"
Chandler and Egridos quickly did what they were told and didn't speak to each other for the rest of the show.
"Now, time for the next eliminated contestant", stated Monica. "He's a gray bird with a pink mask…it's Fez!"
Fez came flying out from behind the curtains with an annoyed look on his face.
"What's wrong Fez?" asked Chandler, trying to be sympathetic.
"I just got eliminated again in the same way last season!" yelled Fez angrily.
"Join the club", said Static folding his arms.
"What do you mean Fez?" asked Monica as Fez began to explain. "Last season, I got eliminated in a double elimination with a girl, and it just happened again!"
"I feel your pain", said Static.
"Well, we're going to ask you some questions, and when we're done, you can plan Vile's murder with Static…or you can plan Reta's murder, because she was the one who got you both out", said Chandler.
"Hey!" yelled Reta.
"Okay, so what's the first question?" asked Fez.
Chandler cleared his throat before asking the question, "What did you think about this season?"
"It sucked…except for when Sabrina kissed me", said Fez smiling.
"Okay…and how did it feel?" asked Monica.
"It was great!" said Fez.
"Okay, now who were your friends this season?" asked Monica.
"Well, they were Sabrina, Klavier, Kojo, Frosty, and that's pretty much it, no else really talked to me that much", said Fez.
"Okay, who were your enemies?" asked Chandler.
"Well", Fez started, "they were Flynn, Vile, Nero, Aldon, and Hope."
"Okay, you were labeled, The Tricky Birdy, throughout the TP Series. How do you feel about that?" asked Monica.
"I didn't haven't been tricky lately", said Fez. "I was tricky last season, but that was it."
"Okay, we're done, you can go plan with Static now", said Monica as Fez smiled and flew by Static.
"Alright, time for our next contestant", said Chandler. "He thinks he's a thug, when he's really a normal guy…it's Hayden!"
The Spitfire Pokemon came out from behind the curtains with his arms crossed and an annoyed look on his face as he sat in the chair next to the two hosts.
"S'up Hayden", said Chandler in a gangster fashion.
"Don't mock me!" said Hayden angrily.
"Okay, we won't mock you. We'll just ask you some questions", said Monica.
"Thanks. I already had enough crap from my team about my style", said Hayden.
"Okay, now the first question is…how did you feel about your first season here?" asked Monica.
"It sucked ass. I was getting more pain than anyone from those two", said Hayden.
"Yeah, it always feels good to see someone other than yourself in pain", said Krack before falling off of the bleachers.
"Next question, who were your friends and enemies this season?" asked Chandler.
"Well, my friends were…probably no one because of my gang history, and my enemies were those psychotic hosts, Mew and Victini", answered Hayden.
"Yeah, no one really likes them", said Monica as she read another question. "You were labeled The Sane One for this season, how do you feel?"
"Well, it feels good knowing that no one thinks I'm stupid or anything", said Hayden smiling.
"You are stupid", said Flynn, earning an angry glare from Hayden. "I can call my gang buddies right now and they'll kick your ass", he threatened.
"Oh please, you're just that slithering plant, a wannabe. He thinks he's in the mafia, and you think that you're in a gang", said Flynn.
Swift and Hayden both gave him angry glares before smirking at each other.
"What do you say we give this elephant a taste of our groups", said Swift devilishly. Hayden nodded and looked back at Flynn, "That's a great idea."
They both began moving towards Flynn as he rolled his eyes. They pounced on him, and starting beating the crap out of him.
"Wow, third time he's getting hurt. I love this show", said Liksur watching Flynn get beaten.
"We all love this show Liksur", said Connor smiling.
"Yeah, we do. Now on to our next contestant(s)", said Chandler. "Please welcome, Marionette and Dhaunt!"
The ghost couple came from behind the curtains holding hands. Marion sat in the chair, while Dhaunt continued floating.
"Hello happy couple", said Chandler.
"Hello", said Marion smiling.
"Hey", said Dhaunt.
"How are you guys?" asked Monica as the two answered. "We're fine."
"Okay, we're gonna ask you some questions if you don't mind", said Monica.
"We don't mind", said Dhaunt.
"Okay, here's you guys' first question", said Chandler. "How did you feel about this season?"
"Well, for me it sucked, because Mew and Victini have gotten crazier", said Dhaunt.
"And it wasn't that bad for me, because I didn't have that much pain", said Marion.
"LUCKY YOU!" yelled Flynn angrily as he climbed back on the bleachers.
"Next question, who were your friends and enemies this season?" asked Chandler.
"Well, my friends were Ded, Skore, Piff, Kojo, Laxish, Frosty, Spiro, M.P.S., and you", said Dhaunt.
"Mine were most of the girls and Dhaunt", sad Marion.
"As for enemies…Flynn, Vile, Hope, Nero, and Aldon", said Dhaunt.
"I didn't really have any enemies", said Marion, "except maybe Hope and Vile."
"Okay, Dhaunt, you were labeled The Friendly Ghost during the series, and Marion, you were labeled The Puppet Ghoul, during this season. How do you feel about that?"
"Well, they're both things that describe us well, but there wasn't much specification for Marion's", said Dhaunt.
"Well, the author is an idiot", said Egridos.
"SHUT UP! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ELIMINATED!"
"FOURTH WALL!"
"I'M THE AUTHOR! I CAN DO IT IF I WAN'T!"
"But-"
"Okay, ignoring that argument, let's move on to the next contestant", said Monica. "He's an ice cream cone…well that's pretty much it. It's…Frosty!"
Frosty came from behind the curtains with a confused look on his face as he floated into the chair. Chandler noticed his perplexed look. "What's wrong Frosty?"
"I have no idea how I got eliminated", said Frosty.
"Oh that's easy", said Monica. "It was Mason!"
"What?" asked Frosty confused.
"Yeah, he hypnotized you throughout the day and made you fail the challenges", said Chandler.
"Wait, so he…caused my elimination?" asked Frosty slightly peeved.
"Yeah", said Monica.
Frosty growled at his predicament before Chandler said something that changed his point of view. "Wow, you're just like Static."
Frosty looked at him confused before Chandler explained. "Yep, Vile got you both out first season, and Mason got you both out this season."
Frosty stared blankly before both of his faces' expressions turned angry.
"Okay Frosty, don't get too mad, you might melt yourself", said Monica.
Frosty calmed down slightly. "Okay Frosty, we're gonna ask you some questions", said Chandler.
"Fine", said Frosty indifferent.
"Okay, what did you think of this season?" asked Chandler.
"It sucked', said Frosty. "Next question."
"Who were your friends and enemies this season?"asked Monica.
"My friends were Ded, Skore, Piff, Kojo, Liksur, Laxish, M.P.S., Spiro, Titan, Rapid, and Krack was my friend…until the terrible incident", said Frosty shuddering.
Krack groaned, "Sorry about that. Can we just not talk about it anymore?"
"We can…until Kojo gets voted off", said Chandler.
Krack fainted and fell off of the bleachers again.
"Okay, now back to the question, who were your enemies?" asked Monica.
"Vile, Flynn, Hope, Nero, Aldon, and 'Krissy'", said Frosty shuddering upon saying the last name.
"Okay, final question. You were labeled…The Living Lactose Treat, throughout the entire TP Series. How do you feel about that?" asked Chandler.
"Hmmm, it's simple and straight to the point. I like it", said Frosty smiling.
"Okay Frosty, you're done; now if you want, you can plan Vile and Mason's murders with Static and Fez.
"Yay! Murder", said Frosty as he floated up to where Fez and Static was…while also staying away from Krack.
"Okay, it's time for the final contestant of the night", said Monica.
The audience groaned in disappointment.
"Oh don't worry, we'll be back", said Monica. "Now, here's our final contestant…Phill!"
Phill came from behind the curtains with the same look Frosty had.
"Hey Phill", said Chandler as the purple mouse jumped into the chair.
"Hey", said Phill depressed.
"Wow, that's exactly how Static acted when he was eliminated", said Liksur.
"Yeah", said Clay, with his signature creepy smile.
"Well Phill, we know you're depressed about your elimination, but we're gonna ask you some questions if you don't mind."
"Can you guys tell me how I was eliminated first?" asked Phill.
"Oh sure, Mason hypnotized you for the whole day and made you lose all of the challenges. Therefore, you were automatically eliminated", explained Chandler.
"Mason! I knew there was something wrong with that guy", said Phill, anger evident in his voice.
"Well, we're just gonna ask you the questions and you can join Static's murder plan group", said Monica, pointing to the trio.
"Hmmm…murder group, that sounds promising. Hey, will Flynn be in the murder plan?' asked Phill to Static.
"Yep", he replied.
"I'm right here idiots!" yelled Flynn.
"Okay, question one. How was this season in your opinion?"
"It was crazy, and scary", said Phill.
"How so?" asked Monica.
"It was scary because everyday our lives were in danger and it was crazy because our lives were in danger everyday", explained Phill.
"Okay then, next question, who were your friends and enemies this season?" asked Monica.
"My friends were Volante, Smash, Piff, Skore, Ded, Laxish, Kojo, Spiro, and Vina", said Phill. "And my enemies were Mason, Vile, Flynn, Nero, and Aldon. Hope never really talked or did anything to me."
"Okay, final question, you were labeled The Mighty Mouse throughout the TP Series. How do you feel about that?" asked Chandler.
"It's alright", said Phill.
"Okay, you may now join the murder group", said Monica as Phill went to the bleachers next to the group.
"Okay, it's time for to see who voted for who", said Chandler as he turned on the TV. "Egridos, Phill, Fez, and Reta were automatically eliminated, so they got no votes."
"Dhaunt, you quit, so you also received no votes", said Chandler as Dhaunt nods.
"Hayden, more than half of your team voted for you", said Chandler. Hayden groans.
"Marion, Draco told Farra to tell the team to vote you off so, you got votes from Flame, Marie, Vile, Hope, Nero, Aldon, Farra, Anthony, Cramad, Freezeo, and Leon", said Chandler as Marion hugs Dhaunt for comfort.
"And Frosty…the people who eliminated you were Skore, Ded, Volante, Vina, Draco, and almost half of your team."
"My friends voted for me?" asked Frosty sadly.
"Yeah, but remember Frosty, it was Mason's fault", said Annie.
"Yeah…I'm gonna kill him so hard", said Frosty darkly.
"Well, that's the end of this aftermath. We'll see you all next time on Monica and Chandler's Comical Causatum! See ya later."
And thus another aftermath is over! I feel disappointed about this chapter for an odd reason though, but who cares! I hope you enjoyed this aftermath and I'll see you next time with another thrilling episode of Total…Pokemon…ACTION!