Naruto looked out over his friends.
"Friends." Naruto said in a loud booming heavenly voice. He was also naked, so he flexed his perfectly toned muscles for emphasis. The gathered crowd watched, unable to look away. "You all have flaws. I forgive you for that."
His friends sighed in relief. They were ready to kill themselves if Naruto thought them unworthy.
Butterflies circled Naruto and cooed softly into his ears. A moose in the distance howled with approval.
"There is more."Naruto's toned muscles spasmed violently and perfectly then a small baby grew from his left bicep. The crowd watch transfixed as the baby grew into a white angel before ascending to heaven in a bright light.
The crowd clapped and crapped excitedly. Naruto was so amazing.
"Pleasure my wife, Naruto-sama!" Yelled Kiba.
Naruto nodded. His penis extended and snaked through the crowd and into Hana's vagina. The crowds cheers covered the sound of her moaning in pleasure.
"Save my mother, she has cancer!" Another person yelled.
Naruto's penis exited Hana and came on the mothers face. "Not anymore." Naruto said in a sagely voice. A small cuddly squirrel curled up on top of his head.
Suddenly a gun went off and Naruto went down. The crowd frenzied in an attempt to protect the one they loved. They didn't know who had shot the bullet though, so they randomly started killing each other.
Within a minute everyone was dead. Except Naruto, of course.