Total Pokemon Action Chapter 22: Episode 19: The Same 'Ol Song 'N Dance, a Pokémon + Total Drama series Crossover fanfic

-Static-

Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to do the challenges of a spy movie. Farra kidnapped Striker and took him into the horror movie set, only to find Laxish, who was missing for the past few days. Mew and Victini had the contestants first get a package from a shack, but it was guarded by a Cleffa…and an intense one at that. Sonan did the challenge for his team, and got his first kiss from a killer Cleffa. The Slakings were getting their butts kicked by the baby Pokemon, but Ded flipped out and got their package as well. The Charizards easily got their package thanks to Freezeo and the second challenge began. The contestants next had to disarm a bomb using wire cutters, which made many of them fail miserably. Leon cut the first wire and deactivated it, but kept going and cut the blue one causing them to lose. Mason targeted Titan to get him out of the competition, and hypnotized him into cutting the blue wire, instantly eliminating the team. In the end, the Lucarios won again, and thanks to the producers' new rule, both losing teams were sent to elimination. The Evil Alliance tried to get out Freezeo, but their plan backfired when Carman told her team to vote out Hope instead. After the elimination, it was her and Titan who were sent packing. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be kidnapped? Find out right here on Total…Pokemon…Action!

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"Okay Kevin, I know the Evil Alliance is my next target, but since they're on the Charizards, I need you to figure out who would be a good target on my team now", said Mason smiling deviously.

"Buffering….Next target is Rapid, because he is getting too smart for his own good."

"Oh, I was thinking more about Vina", said Mason.

"I'm sorry, do you want to die because of her boyfriend?" asked Kevin sarcastically.

"Oh, I see your point", said Mason sighing.

"So…Rapid is the best choice", said Kevin.

"Ok, I get it", said Mason getting slightly annoyed.

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"AAHHHH!"

"Calm down Nero, it's not so bad", said Aldon attempting to calm him down.

"Calm down?" asked Nero angrily. "You expect me to calm down after my girlfriend's been eliminated for no f***ing reason!"

"Yeah, I have to agree with Nero, it's all too suspicious", said Vile.

"I'm gonna kill whoever got her eliminated", said Nero angrily.

"Well okay, you might want to look at Carman's alliance then", said Aldon.

"What?" asked Nero and Vile confused.

"Yeah, remember, the people on our team are idiots. They couldn't have thought the plan through", explained Aldon.

"Yeah, and remember, when Aldon saw their alliance, they said that they were going to take our alliance down one by one", said Draco.

"I'm gonna kill them all!" yelled Nero as he transformed into an Aggron.

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that", said Draco, before getting punched by Nero.

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"I would just like to congratulate us on getting one of the members of the Evil Alliance out", said Carman smiling.

"Yeah, it was really easy", said Sabrina.

"Yeah, we should do that for every elimination we have", said Solis.

"Yeah", said Dew wrapping is paws around her waist and kissing her neck, making her slightly moan.

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Carman: I hate it when he does that! It makes me feel vulnerable and like I'm being dominated….and it felt really good. RAAHH! Snap out of it!

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"So who is the next Evil Alliance member we're gonna get out?" asked Morgan.

"I-I don't k-know, any of them would do", said Carman as Dew continued kissing her neck.

"Yeah, ok then", said Solis getting really upset.

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Solis: Why can't Jesse be all over me like Dew is all over Carman?! I'm nice, sweet, and cute…hmmm maybe if I evolve he'll dump that leopard and come to me.

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Striker was beginning to wake up, and noticed that he was still in his trailer for once. "Phew, I'm finally free from Farra's craziness."

Just then, the trailer started disappearing from view, revealing a hotel room in Celadon City underneath the mirage.

"Oh Arceus, I spoke too soon", said Striker scared. "How could this get any worse?"

Just then, Farra entered the hotel room wearing lingerie and began strutting towards Striker as some seductive music began playing from nowhere.

"Oh no, me and my big mouth", said Striker getting afraid.

"Hello Striker", said Farra as she seductively licked her lips.

"Umm…uh…"

"Speechless huh? I guess I'll have to get a good response from you", she said as she walked towards him.

Striker tried to get away, but he found himself duct taped to the bed. "What the hell Farra?"

Farra didn't answer and continued coming towards him. Once she reached him, she got on top of him and licked him.

"AAAHHHHH!"

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The other Slakings woke up again, and found that Skore was gone again.

"What the hell is wrong with Farra?" asked Spiro.

"I don't know, but Striker will show up again like last time", said Ded.

"And what if he doesn't?" asked Rapid.

"Then we try to find him", said Laxish.

"CONTESTANTS! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"

"I wonder what torture we have to endure today", said Ebony.

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"Hello contestants, today's genre is…the musical movie!"

"You can just say musical you know", said Summer.

"Shut up. Now in the musical movie, they have two main things: singing and dancing, and those are the challenges you have to do today", said Mew.

"Wow, that's easy", said Ebony.

"Some might think that, some might not. But the first challenge is to have each team have a 3 people from each team sing a song", said Victini.

"Easy", said Jesse.

"That they pull from a box", said Mew holding a box.

Everyone stared in shock.

"And the team with the most points wins."

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Striker was struggling to escape from Farra, who had just fallen asleep from their forced 'session'. Striker gained enough momentum and eventually slipped out of the duct tape prison. He tried to run to the door and saw that it was locked.

"Did she really prepare for this?!" yelled Striker slightly screaming, making Farra toss in her sleep.

Striker looked at the window and sighed, "Why is it always the window?"

Striker ran to the window and jumped out, screaming all the way down, and landing on a pillow truck. Farra heard the glass shattering and looked out the now shattered window and saw Striker escaping.

"I love a man who plays hard to get", said Farra as she teleported out of the hotel room.

"I'm free at last!" yelled Striker joyously, before Farra teleported next to him. "F********!

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"Okay, now who sings the best here?" asked Klavier.

"Well, in my opinion, it's Cano, Shade, and Lila", said Vixen.

"Yeah, I remember 'because last season Lila and Cano got the highest scores in the singing challenge and Shade did good in the singing challenge during the gang genre", said Sally.

"You said it", said Ray.

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"Okay, who wants to sing?" asked Kojo.

"I'll go", said Ivory.

"It can't be that bad", said Laxish raising his hand.

"Anyone else?" asked Kojo.

Mason smirked at Rapid, before using hypnosis once again.

"I'll go", said Rapid, under Mason's control.

"Um…okay, we have our singers, so let's try our best", said Kojo.

"We're gonna lose anyway", said Draco depressed.

"And now we're jinxed", said Volante.

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"Okay, who is going to sing?" asked Morgan.

"I say Solis, Carman, and Nero", said Dew.

"Why?" asked Vile, angry that Nero was chosen.

"Because, Solis and Carman are sexy and probably sing well, and Nero had his girlfriend voted off, so he'll probably sing a sad or hardcore death metal song", explained Dew.

"Good enough for me", said Marie.

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Everyone went into the musical set and sat down in the seats as the singers went behind the stage after choosing their songs from the box.

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Solis: Interesting

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Carman: Hmm…I like this

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Nero: Of course

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Cano: Why is it this song?

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Lila: I love this song

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Shade: Hmmm

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Ivory: This is the worst song ever!

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Laxish: Heh

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"Okay Charizards, you can go first", said Victini. "Solis, you're up."

Solis came out and began singing a song. (Note: I OWN NOTHING!)

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night
ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled. Damn!

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trois

Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
With my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in he dark
Then had a ménage a trois
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Oh whoa oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trois

Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa-oh
This Friday night

Do it all again

"Nice, you get 9.5 out of 10", said Mew.

"Thanks", said Solis winking at Jesse, who looked at away.

"Now, it's Carman's turn", said Victini.

Carman came out and began singing.

Right, right turn off the lights
We gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the deal, yo?

I love when it's all too much
5 a.m., turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?

Party crasher, panty snatcher
Call me up if you a gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

Won't you come on and come o, and
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass

Slam, slam, oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out

Can't stop coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now
(It's so fucking on right now)

Party crasher, panty snatcher
Call me up if you a gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

Won't you come on and come on, and
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass

Oh shit, my glass is empty
That sucks

So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool
You could choose to let it go
We can always, we can always party on our own

So raise your, aw f***

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass

Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass for me

"You get a 12 out of 10", said Mew

"Great", said Carman smiling.

"Nero, you're up", said Victini.

"I'm not doing it", said Nero sitting next to his team.

"Okay, that brings your overall score to 22.5", said Mew.

"Okay, Slakings you're next", said Victini.

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Striker was now being dragged into Goldenrod City after taking the train.

"Where are we going now?" asked Striker scared and annoyed at the same time.

"We're going to the Voltorb Flip Game Corner so we can win some money and go on our honeymoon", said Farra in an obsessive manner.

"Honeymoon?! NOOOOO!" yelled Striker as he was dragged into the shop.

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"Okay Laxish is first", said Mew.

Laxish bounced up onto the stage and began to sing.

What I like about cheese,

Is that you can put it on veggies,

And it tastes,

Mmm mmm so good

I like to talk about food,

'Cuz it's my favorite thing to do,

Every treat from yellow to blue,red to green,

So lets all sing!Tell me all about your favorite foods,

Mine is pizza!

And I like hamburgers, too

I`ll eat ice-cream cake,till my tummy aches

But then here's what I`ll do,

Here is what I`ll do,

Share some of mine with you.

(Yummy, yummy,)

(Oooh, in my tummy)

(Oooh, yummy yummy.)

All of my favorite foods

(Yummy, yummy)

(Oooh, in my tummy)

(Oooh, yummy yummy.)Well, I like noodles in a bowl,

Chicken nuggets make me lose control,

'Cause they taste

Mmm mmm so good…and I forget the rest", finished Laxish.

"Thanks alright, we were hoping you would get that song, you get an 8 out of 10", said Mew laughing.

"Uh…okay", said Laxish.

"Now, Ivory you're next", said Mew.

"No way", said Ivory, sitting by Ebony.

"Why?" asked Victini.

"I had "Friday" by Rebecca Black", said Ivory, making everyone cringe.

"Ooh, alright it's fine then", said Mew.

"Rapid, you're the last ones for the Slaking, come on out", said Victini.

Rapid, still under Mason's control came from behind the curtains, and instead of singing, he said five words that made everybody's jaws drop.

"Mew and Victini are gay."

Mew and Victini glared at the weasel as everyone laughed.

"0 out of 10!"

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"Okay, Strikey-Wikey, we have enough money for a wedding, vacation, and honeymoon", said Farra toting a bag full of coins on her back.

"I hate my life", said Striker, who was being dragged by Farra's tail.

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"Okay, it's time for the Lucarios to sing", said Mew. "Lila, you're up."

Lila came from behind the curtains and began to sing.

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left

Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff, yes
If I bought it please don't touch

And keep talking that mess, that's fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time?
And it's my mine name that is on that tag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
And call up that chick and see if she's home
Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know

What did you think I was putting you out for?

Because you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby you dropped them keys
Hurry up before your taxi leaves

Standing in the front yard telling me
How I am such a fool, talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I'll have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

So since I'm not your everything
How about I'll be nothing, nothing at all to you
Baby I won't shed a tear for you, I won't lose a wink of sleep
'Cause the truth of the matter is replacing you is so easy

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking, baby

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute

You could pack all your things, we're finished
(You must not know 'bout me)
'Cause you made your bed, now lay in it
(You must not know 'bout me)
I can have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

"Nice, as expected, 9 out of 10", said Mew. "Next, Shade."

Shade sighed and began to sing his song.

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more stupid love song, I'll be sick

Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday.
I gave you my love to borrow,
But you just gave it away.
You can't expect me to be fine,
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before,
But all of my bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise

Man, fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin.
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
that little piece of shit with you.

"Awesome", said Mew. "11 out of 10."

"That's not fair, they have all of the good singers on their team", said Sabrina.

"And who's fault is that?" asked Mew. "Now, Cano you're up."

"Oh no, we're gonna lose", said Cramad.

Cano came from behind the stage and started singing his song.

Going nowhere fast
We've reached the climax
Were together, now we're undone
Won't commit so we choose to
Run away, do we separate
Don't wanna give in
So we both gave up
Can't take it back
It's too late we've reached the climax, climax
I've fallen somehow, feet off the ground
Love is the cloud, that keeps raining down
Where are you now? When I need you around
I'm on my knees but it seems we're

I gave my best, it wasn't enough
You get upset, we argue too much
We made a mess of what used to be love
So why do I care, I care at all, at all, at all, at all

You say, it's better if we

Love each other separately
I just need you one more time
I can't get what we had out my mind
Where are you now when I need you around
I'm on my knees but it seems we're going

"Okay, the Lucarios win, hands down", said Victini.

The other teams groaned as the Lucarios cheered.

"Now, it's time for the next challenge", said Mew.

"Yep, a dance off!" said Victini.

"This is going to be easy", said Mason to himself.

"Now, to the game station!"

Everyone looked at each other. "Game station?"

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"Let me out of here!" yelled Striker, who was locked in a cage.

"No way Striker, you might try to escape again", said Farra looking into his eyes. "I can't let that happen."

"HELP!"

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"Okay, this challenge will determine which two teams will go to elimination", said Mew as he turned on Just Dance 4 on a Wii.

"There will be one round with a person from each team dancing", said Victini. "The person with the highest score wins it for their team."

"Now choose your dancer!"

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"Sonan, it's your time to shine!"

"Okay", said Sonan.

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"Nero, you're going", said Carman.

"What?" asked Nero angrily.

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"I'll go", said Rapid once again, under Mason's control

"This'll be easy", said Mason under his breath.

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Mason: After Rapid loses this challenge, he's gone!

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"Okay, Nero vs. Sonan vs. Rapid, and the song you will be dancing to is Gangnam Style!" said Mew.

"That's my favorite!" said Sonan smiling.

"Okay, now begin!"

Sonan was the only one actually doing the dancing, while Nero was barely trying, and Rapid didn't move a muscle. Sonan continued getting Perfect after Perfect after Perfect, while Nero kept getting X's and Good. After 10 minutes, the scores came up:

SONAN: 13,467

NERO: 6,974

RAPID: 0

"The Lucarios win again!"

"NNOOOOO!" yelled Skore.

"YEESSSSS!"

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Mason: The time has come, bye Rapid.

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Volante: Rapid

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Ded: Sorry buddy

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Skore: Rapid, you didn't do anything even after you volunteered

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Ebony: Rapid

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Vile: Okay, elimination time, this time Freezeo is sure to go

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Aldon: Freezeo, please!

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Solis: Our alliance is voting for Nero because he didn't do any of the challenges, and he's part of the Evil Alliance.

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Carman: Nero, is gone!

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At the Ceremony

"Okay, you all know the drill", said Mew as he began calling out names. "Skore, Ded, Laxish, Spiro, M.P.S., Ebony, Ivory, Kojo, Vina, Volante, Draco, Kevin, Mason, Solis, Sabrina, Carman, Vile, Aldon, Marie, Anthony, Morgan, Dew, Cramad, Leon, Flame, and Freezeo."

"WHAT?!" yelled Vile, Aldon, and Nero.

"Nero, Rapid, Striker, and Farra, you are the bottom four", said Mew. "Wait, where are Striker and Farra?"

Just then, Farra and Striker teleported to the ceremony, with Striker still locked in the cage, but he was unconscious.

"Um…why is Striker in a cage?" asked Volante.

"Why does a shell turn into a dragon?" asked Farra in retaliation.

"WHATEVER! Farra and Striker, you are both safe, Nero and Rapid, you're out of here!"

"WHAT?!"

"No one cares, now go!"

Nero left angrily, but as he entered the Lame-O-Sine, he saw Hope inside and immediately pounced on her.

Rapid soon snapped out of his trance. "What happened?"

"You got voted out!" said Mew.

"What? How?!"

"Just go!" said Mew.

Rapid went inside the Lame-O-Sine, where Nero and Hope were both doing it…hard.

"Oh boy", said Rapid depressed.

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Another chapter is done. I feel that it was boring though. Oh well, Rapid and Nero are both gone and Striker is once again kidnapped by Farra. Will Total Pokemon Action get more popular? Will The Slakings stop losing? Will Carman keep leading Dew on? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!