Naruto awoke with a faulty muffling sound, like cheese in an elephants vagina maw. A bird in the distance could be heard chirping, reminding Naruto of a tale of child endangerment.
"Ah." Naruto screamed like a malicous liberal. He was frustrated with waking up to things and stuff that didn't matter.
Then, like a person getting out of bed, Naruto got out of bed.
Against his warm feet the floor felt as cold as the inside of a rotting corpse during winter. He let out a soft hiss that sounded like a orgasming mongoose.
Suddenly, and without expectation, a fairy appeared. The fairy had the soft hair of a Buffalo and the gaze of a seasoned Ferroequinologist.
"Hello there." The fairy said with a voice that sounded as sweet as anti-freeze. "I am here to grant you a wish." Her voice made vibrations in the air that traveled to Naruto's ears and allowed him to hear her.
"A wish?" Naruto's voice was thick with sound and sounded kinda like a sound that sounded sounds. Naruto's face twisted and he looked like serial killer about to kill a person to death. "A wish..." Like a giant big screen hdTV changing channels, images flashed through his mind.
"You best be quick though' fairies like me don't hang around long." The fairy swished her wand around giving Naruto the impression of someone doing an action of some sort.
Naruto thought as quick as quicksand. What would he wish for?
"I wish..." Naruto came to a decision, deciding on a choice he had.
"Too late." The fairy waved her wand and magical sparks came out and like a baby being electrocuted to death, Naruto was electrocuted to death.
Like a gangster, the fairy stole his wallet.