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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to do two challenges dealing with the musical genre. The contestants first had to choose 3 singers to sing a song they chose out of a box. The Charizards did well, and the Slakings did terribly, but the Lucarios, having Lila, Shade, and Cano sing, easily won. They next challenge included Just Dance 4, in which the contestants had to choose a person to dance to Gangnam Style. Mason hypnotized Rapid, his next target, and fail him fail both challenges. In the end, Sonan won it for his team, and the Slakings and Charizards were sent to elimination…again! Because of his non-participation in the challenges Nero and Rapid were both sent packing, courtesy of Mason and Carman. Who will win today? Will the Slakings' losing streak end? Will the Lucarios actually lose something? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Alright Kevin, who's next?" asked Mason.
"Well it can be Ivory, Kojo, Vina, Volante, or Draco", said Kevin.
"Why not the other guys?" asked Mason confused.
"Well, Ded, Skore, Laxish, M.P.S., Spiro, and Striker have been friends since last season, so their minds are really advanced, and you won't be able to control them that easily, plus Ded and M.P.S. can kill us", explained Kevin.
"What about Ebony?"
"When we get to the merge, he and Cano will destroy each other, so it really doesn't matter", said Kevin
"Right, so the next person I'm targeting is Draco, he is the only one I can get rid of, and also hurt Vile's little alliance", said Mason smiling cruelly.
"Aren't you part of that alliance?" asked Kevin
"Sort of, but not really", said Mason. "I only got in so I can see their plans and sabotage them."
"Okay, but before you target Draco, remember he's a dark-type, and Hypnosis is a psychic-type move", said Kevin.
"Whatever, it won't matter", said Mason as he walked away.
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"How do we keep losing our alliance members?!" yelled Vile.
"I don't know…oh wait, yes I do. IT'S CARMAN'S ALLIANCE!" shouted Aldon.
"Okay, Carman is starting to get on my nerves", said Vile angrily.
"Yeah, her and her alliance keep getting us voted off", said Aldon before his eyes went wide. "One-by-one."
"Oh crap, since Draco and Mason aren't on this team, they're okay", said Vile thinking. "And since she hates me and I hate her, she'll probably save me for last."
"Oh great, I'm next", said Aldon deadpan.
"Yep, so if you guys lose, it'll just be Vile, Mason, and I", said Draco.
"I hate this game", said Aldon.
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Aldon: Well, I'm next to go on Carman's list, I hate my life
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"Okay, we still have 2 more losers to get rid of", said Solis.
"Aldon and Vile", said Dew.
"And because I love seeing Vile squirm, Aldon is next", said Carman.
"Right. I still can't believe we're actually doing well", said Sabrina.
"What did you expect? Vile's alliance was weak and each member has flaws: Hope is a slut, Nero is just a horny douchebag, Flynn is just downright cruel, Aldon is crafty, and Vile's a bitch", said Carman.
"True", agreed Morgan.
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Striker was sleeping peacefully for the first time in a while. Farra's antics had gotten crazier and crazier and he was hoping for just some peace for once, but even when she wasn't there, he had to sleep with one eye open, just to make sure she didn't try anything crazy. His resolve was soon weakened and fell into a deep sleep.
Striker woke up a few minutes later chained to a log, as he was pulled towards a saw blade.
"What the hell is this!" yelled Striker as Farra teleported beside him, tied to the same log.
"Don't worry Striker, once we're dead, we can finally be together forever!" said Farra giggly crazily.
"AAAAHHHHHHH! NO I DON'T WANNA DIE!" yelled Striker as woke up sweating inside his trailer.
"That nightmare was just crazy", said Striker panting.
"What nightmare?" asked a voice. Striker looked to the side and saw Farra in his bed, under his sheets.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Slakings woke up, as Striker fell off of his bunk in the trailer.
"Farra right?" asked Spiro.
Striker whimpered and nodded his head.
"FARRA GET OUT!" yelled Ded.
"NEVER!"
"Ugh, she's gotten resilient", said Kojo.
"Do you even know what that means?" asked Farra.
"Get out!" yelled all of the guys.
"No", she said calmly.
Ded got up, picked Farra up, and carried her to her trailer. He knocked on the trailer door, and Marie opened the door.
"Ugh, what?" she asked, not happy to see a Slaking at her door.
"Can you please stop this crazy girl from breaking into our trailer, she been terrorizing Striker for the past few days?" asked Ded calmly.
"I'm not crazy! I'm in love!" yelled Farra still, in Ded's paws.
"Yeah sure, she's been annoying us too, all she does is talk about Striker", said Marie as Ded handed her the Girafarig.
"Thanks, now we can get some sle-"
"CONTESTANTS, ITS CHALLENGE TIME!"
"F***!" yelled Ded angrily.
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As all of the contestants came to the lot, they were met with Mew and Victini, who were dressed as pirates.
"Are you guys on the way to a Gay Pride Parade or something?" asked Leon as everyone snickered.
"No Leon, we're dressed like this so we can f*** your mom", said Victini as Leon folded his arms and mumbled.
"Now, back to reality, today's genre is…the pirate movie."
"Awesome!" cheered Ray.
"Yeah, if you don't count the stealing, kidnapping, sliding on rope, and sword fights", said Skore.
"Thanks Skore, you just named all of the challenges you have to do today", said Mew.
"What?" everybody's jaws dropped.
"Yep", said Victini.
"Oi vey", said Anthony.
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The hosts led the contestants to the pirate movie set, which contained 3 humongous ships.
"Whoa", said Vina.
"Yeah, I know", said Mew smiling dementedly.
"Now, the first challenge, as Skore said, will be stealing", said Victini as he teleported all of the contestants to the top of the three ships.
"Okay, hidden in each of your ships is a chest full of doubloons", said Mew.
Everyone gasped and started to get excited until Spike sighed and asked, "Are they even real?"
"Nope!" said Mew with a smile on his face, making everyone groan.
"Now, the challenge is finding the treasure chest in your opponents' ship. The Lucarios will go to the Charizards' ship, the Charizards will go to the Slakings', and the Slakings will go to the Lucarios'", said Victini. "Each team must have a group of people to protect the ship, while the rest of the team searches the others. The first team to find the gold and bring it back to their ship wins an advantage in the next challenge."
"NOW GO!" Mew shouted as the teams started planning.
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"Okay guys, who should go and who should stay?" asked Jesse.
"Well, I have an idea", said Ray.
"You do?" asked Lila raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, we can let the strong people stay here and guard our ship, while the rest of us, mostly the girls go find the chest."
"Okay, um…could you be more specific?" asked Klavier.
"Well the strong ones like you, Jet, Kai, Summer, Jesse, and Clash could stay here and guard the ship, and the rest of us can go search the other ship", said Ray.
"What exactly are we going to do?" asked Aura, referring to the females.
Ray smiled wide as he had a simple answer for that, "The Charizards are probably going to have most of the guys stay there because they don't have that many, you guys can distract them with your feminine wiles while we search the ship."
"Wow, that's actually a good plan Ray", said Sola, shocked at her brother's sudden knowledge.
"Thanks", said Ray. "Does anyone have any waffles?"
"Uh…no", said Spike.
"Aww…"
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"Okay, I think we should have all of the guys stay here", said Marie.
"Why?" asked Freezeo.
"You guys can easily defend the ship", said Solis.
"Ugh…ok", said Flame.
"Good", said Sabrina
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"Alright, I think the people that could stay are Ded, Volante, M.P.S., and Kojo", said Draco.
"Why us?" asked M.P.S.
"You guys are the strongest people on our team", said Draco.
"What if they get defeated?" asked Vina.
"Then the Charizards win the first challenge", said Draco.
"I get your point", said Ivory.
"Good", said Draco.
Mason glared at him.
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Mason: That idiot is trying to make us win the challenge! I guess I have to change that.
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Everyone ran to the ships, and started to fight and/or search.
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The Lucarios that were going to search immediately ran downstairs into the treasure chamber, while most of the girls, some of the guys, and Sonan stayed up on the top.
"Why are we the ones that have to deal the ones guarding the ship?" asked Sally.
"It was Ray's idea", said Shade.
"Well, what do we do now? Seduction didn't work", said Luna as her and the others up top were cornered.
Sonan looked around and saw that there was some sort of gun on the Crow's Nest of the ship. Sonan ran off and started jumping from the mast to mast until he made it to the Crow's Nest. He looked at the gun and saw that it was a Sleep Pellet Shooter.
"Awesome", said Sonan smiling.
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The girls from the Charizards ran to the Slakings' ship, and found that only the guys were there, and the strong ones at that.
"Oh crap", said Cramad.
"Oh please, remember, they're all guys", said Carman.
"So what?" asked Marie.
"Attract" said Carman as hearts flew towards all four guys.
They immediately fell in love with her and moved out of the way for the girls.
"Well that was easy", said Morgan as they headed down into the Captain's Quarters.
"And there's the chest", said Marie, as she saw a chest that was sitting on the desk.
"That was way too easy", said Vile.
"You bet, now let's get back to the ship before they snap out of it", said Sabrina as the girls headed back to their ship.
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The Slakings that left all charged towards the ship and found that no one was guarding it.
"Um…wh-where are they?" asked Skore, slightly suspicious.
"Don't worry about it, just go-", started Draco before he was frozen solid.
"Where did that come from?" asked Striker looking around frightened.
"I don't know, but-", started Vina before she was frozen as well.
"No, no, no, I'm getting out of here", said Ebony, before he was frozen as well.
"I', out of here!" yelled Spiro as he and the other guys headed for the plank that connected the ships. As soon as they made it, they saw a huge wall of ice blocking their way.
"Uh-oh", said Skore.
"I don't want to be frozen", said Laxish.
"Don't worry, it'll be just fine", said Striker before Mason was frozen as well. "Oh come on!"
Up on the masts sat Kai, Clash, Summer, Jesse, and Klavier watching in amusement as Jet continued firing Ice Beam at the intruders.
"Aw, it feels good having someone who knows ice-type moves here", said Summer.
"N-not to m-me", said Klavier who was shivering.
"Well, I think it's time for a finale, right Kai?" asked Clash.
Kai smiled and nodded.
"Jet, it's time", said Clash as Jet smiled. Jet froze the entire front ship, freezing the remaining Slakings in the process.
"Well, it's time to melt the wall of ice so the rest of the team can come", said Summer as she and Kai leapt down.
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Sonan grabbed the gun and started firing towards the Charizards still on the ship, immediately causing them to fall asleep. When he got done shooting Freezeo, he jumped down from the Crow's Nest and landed on Lila's back.
"Nice work Sonan", said Lila. "Now let's go see what's taking the guys so long."
"Actually, I think I'll go back in the Crow's Nest, just to keep a lookout", said Sonan.
"Then why did you jump all the way down here?" asked Shine.
"I thought it would be fun", said Sonan, rubbing the back of his head as he jumped back up and into the Crow's Nest.
"Okay, we'll get you as soon as we see what these guys are doing", said Lila as she and the others ran downstairs where Ray and Darren were still looking.
"You guys still haven't found it?" asked Cano shocked.
"No, we found it, but ray thought that it would be cool to find some real treasure", said Darren looking at Ray angrily.
"You're telling me that we almost got attacked because Ray wanted to find some real treasure?" asked Aura angrily.
Darren sighed and looked at Ray, who was still looking.
"Ray, I'm gonna kill you!" yelled Aura as she started coming towards Ray with murder on her mind.
"Um…need I remind you that his girlfriend is a Typhlosion, a fire-type, and you're a Glaceon, an ice-type?" asked Shine sarcastically.
Aura stopped and growled.
"Let's just get out of here", said Sally, picking up the chest.
"Right", agreed Demenio.
As the Lucarios came back upstairs, they saw that no one was there yet…until the Charizards ran onto their ship.
"Yes, we won!" said Carman.
"Yes, you did", said Mew, opening the chest, revealing a bunch of dirty clothes. "You got the wrong chest, so you didn't win."
"Oh crap, check the chest', said Spike as Sally opened the chest and sighed in relief.
"It has the doubloons", said sally.
"Okay then, let's go!" said Sparky as he and the others started to run towards their ship.
"Oh no, Solis quick use Teleport!" rushed Morgan as Solis teleported them back into the ship's quarters, where another chest was mysteriously placed.
"Hurry, grab it before-"
"THE LUCARIOS WIN!"
"Damn it!" yelled Marie.
"Now, let's go to the next challenge", said Mew.
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The Slakings that were frozen got thawed out thanks to Cano, Kai, and Summer, but were now shivering like mad.
"Okay, the next challenge is kidnapping", said Mew. "But, it's not what you think."
"We'll choose one guy from each team and hypnotize them so they will come to someone based on what they like. Then one female from their team and another team has to say or do things that'll make them come to her. The team that has the easiest way to get the person to them in three rounds win."
"The guy from each team that are going are Ray for the Lucarios, Laxish for the Slakings, and Dew for the Charizards", said Mew.
"Now, allow me", said Victini as he teleported everyone back to their ship, with each guy standing on the planks between the ships, hypnotized.
"Okay, now the first round is Carman vs. Vixen, now get Laxish to come to you", said Mew.
"Um…hey Laxish, you want me?" asked Carman seductively.
Laxish ignored her.
"Um…Laxish…food?" asked Vixen as Laxish came running towards the Lucarios' ship.
"Well the Lucarios win that round", said Mew with a laugh.
"Now, next round Solis vs. Vina, try to get Dew to come to you", said Mew.
"What the- how am I supposed to do that he's Carman's man?" asked Solis.
"Hmmm…interesting", said Vina before speaking out again. "Hey Dew, I'll give you a picture of Carman in a sexy pose."
Upon hearing that, Dew rushed over to the Slakings' ship.
"The Charizards lose! Now for the final round Ivory vs. Aura", said Mew. "Get Ray to come to you."
"Hey Ray, you want to come play with me?" asked Ivory seductively. Ray didn't move.
"So ray, do you want to talk about our feelings?" asked Aura seductively as Ray moved slightly towards Ivory.
"Guys don't like talking about feelings!" shouted Summer.
"Crap, well Ray do you want to eat some of my 'cake'?" asked Aura as he started moving towards her again.
"Right, Ray's silly!" thought Ivory to herself.
"Oh Ray, I have some peaches for you", said Ivory as ray turned around and started walking towards her.
"Uh-oh, um…noodles", shouted Aura as Ray turned around and sped up towards her.
"Bananas!" yelled Ivory as Ray turned around and was almost running.
"Think, think, think, I know…WAFFLES!" yelled Aura as Ray turned around and ran to his team.
"The Lucarios win again!"
The other teams glared at them as the Lucarios didn't cheer.
"Now, it's time for the next challenge…an obstacle course!"
"NOOOOO!"
"YESSSS!"
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"Alright, this is the obstacle course", said Mew as showed the course, making everybody's jaws drop.
"The obstacle course consists of climbing a cargo net and sliding down a piece of wood. Next, you must sit on a teeter totter as a cannon ball lands on the other side, launching you to the Crow's Nest. In the Crow's Nest, you will find a BB gun, and you have to hit 3 targets in order to move on. Finally, you have to get inside of a cannon and be shot to the finish line.
"We have to be shot out of a cannon to win?" asked Skore afraid.
"Yes, it's the pirate's way!" said Victini.
"I hate this game sooo much", said Vina.
"Don't worry, it'll be fun to watch you guys fail miserably", said Mew. "And we choose who's doing the obstacle course, and just like in the superhero genre, it will be a race, and the team who wins the most rounds gets an advantage in the last challenge."
"And the people going from each team are Ebony, Draco, and Striker for the Slakings, Cano, Jet, and Demenio for the Lucarios, and Anthony, Farra, and Freezeo for the Charizards", said Victini. "Now the first race is Ebony vs. Cano vs. Anthony."
The three guys went to the starting line, with Ebony growling at Cano, and Cano glaring back.
"GO!"
All three guys took off running, with Anthony way behind. The two canines started climbing up the net, with Ebony getting tangled in the net. Cano laughed at his situation and kept going, as Ebony freed himself, and Anthony approached the net.
"Anthony, go faster!" yelled Vina.
"That's what she said", he replied. "Plus, don't you know slow and steady wins the race?"
Vina rolled her eyes.
Cano was in the lead so far and sat on his teeter totter as Ebony tackled him off of it. Ebony ran back to his teeter totter just as his cannonball shot off, launching him into the Crow's Nest. Cano got back up and got back on his teeter totter, just as his cannonball landed on the other side, launching him in the Crow's Nest, beside Ebony.
"Hello loser", said Ebony as he tried pushing him out of the Crow's Nest, but Cano, being taller and stronger, ended up pushing him off of the Crow's Nest, and began firing bull's-eyes on three out of the nine targets, meaning he could continue on.
Anthony was just sliding down the log as he saw Ebony on his teeter totter. He quickly ran to him and grabbed his tail, launching them both back into the Crow's Nest. While they were up there, Anthony grabbed the gun and shot two of the targets before Ebony finally noticed him.
"Get off of me!" Ebony yelled as he tried to shake the turtle Pokemon off of his tail. Anthony quickly shot the last target and launched himself off of Ebony's tail, as Ebony started shooting targets, and got an evil idea. He pointed the gun to where Cano and Anthony were both running and started shooting at them.
"What the hell?!" yelled Cano as he started running faster, and being the nice guy he is, he gave Anthony a ride on his back.
They both soon arrived at the cannons and Ebony jumped down and started to catch up. Cano got into his cannon and was quickly shot out of it, with Anthony being shot right after him. Ebony quickly climbed into his cannon and was shot of it. Anthony and Cano both ran to the finish line with Cano and Anthony getting a tie.
"The Lucarios and Charizards both win the first round", said Mew as both of the teams cheered.
As Ebony showed up, he was met by glares from everyone on his team….minus Draco, who was blind.
"The next round is Striker vs. Jet vs. Farra", said Mew as the three racers ran to the starting line. "GO!"
Jet took off running while Farra looked at Striker hungrily.
"WHY AM I AGAINST HER?!" asked Striker frightened.
"Don't worry Striker, this'll be fun", said Farra jumping on top of him.
Jet, ignoring that disturbing scene, just kept running through the obstacles like they were nothing. Climbing quickly over the net, he slid down the log, and sat on the teeter totter, waiting for the cannonball.
Striker was trying to get to the race, but Farra kept pulling him back towards her, kissing him all over.
Soon enough, the cannonball landed on the other side on the teeter totter and he was launched into the Crow's Nest. Jet started shooting the targets and immediately jumped down and headed for the cannons.
"Let me go you crazy girl!" yelled Striker as he got free from her grasp, he started hopping towards the net, with Farra right behind him. "AHHHHHH!"
Jet made it to the cannon and was fired strait across the finish line, heading for a wall. At the last minute, he turned around and used his feet to cushion the blow.
"The Lucarios win this round!" yelled Mew.
"Okay, the last round is Draco vs. Demenio vs. Freezeo", said Mew as the three of them went to the starting line.
"This'll be way too easy", said Mason as he attempted hypnosis on Draco. Surprisingly, it worked.
"Weak mind", said Mason under his breath.
"GO!"
Demenio and Freezeo started running and floating towards the cargo net. Demenio began his climb, and, being a Houndoom, his claws made it difficult for him to make it up. Freezeo however, easily floated over the net, and immediately went to the Crow's Nest.
Draco, was just standing there unmoving, and was grinning, which some of his teammates noticed.
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Ded: He's trying to get us to lose!
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Vina: That bastard!
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Mason: *laughs cruelly*
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Demenio had just got over the net and was now sliding down the log, just as Freezeo floated his way to the finish line, completely ignoring the cannons. Demenio tried to speed up, but Freezeo had just crossed the finish line.
"The Charizards win this round, meaning two things! Firstly, the Slakings suck! Secondly, the Lucarios and the Charizards both get an advantage in the final challenge", said Victini.
The Slakings growled at Draco, who was still under Mason's control.
"Time for the last challenge…a sword fight!"
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Mew and Victini took the contestants back to the three ships.
"Okay, the object of this challenge is to stay on the platform", said Victini. "While your opponents fight you with a sword."
"But, because we don't want any lawsuits, you'll have to use scalchops", said Mew holding a pile of scalchops.
Dew smiled as he knew that he could easily win this challenge.
"There will be three rounds, and whoever lasts the longest wins", said Mew.
"The people going will be Kai for the Lucarios, Vina for the Slakings, and Dew for the Charizards", said Mew, as Dew smiled.
"Okay, and true to our promises, everyone open your mouths…even you Vina", said Mew as all three of them opened their mouths. "Now close your eyes."
All three of them closed their eyes as Mew put a rare candy in each of their mouths. "Now, chew and swallow", said Mew as they did as they were told.
"Soon enough, Vina and Dew started glowing. Vina's body turned green, her wings grew longer and her eyes turned magenta, she evolved into a Flygon. Dew's body got more muscular, he got on all fours and a helmet with a spike appeared on his head, he was a Samurott. Both Carman and Volante were in awe.
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Carman: Well he sure got more…muscular and…sexy. *growls* Cut that last part!
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Volante: Wow…just wow
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"Open your eyes", said Mew as they did so.
Vina and Dew looked at their new bodies and glared at Mew.
"You made us evolve?! I didn't even want to evolve!" yelled Vina angrily.
"Neither did I!" yelled Dew, who was pissed as well.
"Whatever, it'll make it easier for you to fight, and maybe one of your teams will win for once", said Victini.
"Yeah, so here are your scalchops, and Dew you already have swords in your legs so-BEGIN!"
"WHAT?!" asked Vina before getting knocked down easily.
"Well the Slakings lose already", said Mew laughing.
"That's not fair! You distracted her", said Volante angrily.
"Whatever! You guys can leave", said Mew as the Slakings leave and Volante went to get Vina.
Kai and Dew continued fighting on the planks, with Dew having a huge advantage in both type and experience with scalchops.
Kai swung his scalchops, but Dew ducked and swung his, causing Kai to fall down, but he used his claws to cling to the bottom of the plank.
"Yes, we finally won!" yelled Dew, not knowing that Kai was getting back on top of the plank.
"Dew, behind you!" yelled Solis as Dew turned around and was knocked off of the plank.
"The Lucarios win again! Charizards, you put up a good fight, but you can't beat a bad-ass when it comes to weapons", said Mew. "Now get to the elimination!"
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Mason: This is just too perfect, I told the team about Draco being in the Evil Alliance and how he was helping them, and they told me that they were going to vote him out! This is the best day of my life. Wow, that sounded really sad.
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Striker: Draco is outta here! Mason told us what you did!
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Kojo: Draco is gone
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Ded: Draco
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Laxish: Draco
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Aldon: Well, time for me to go
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Carman: So long Aldon
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At the Ceremony
"Ok yadda yadda yadda you know the drill", said Mew. "Skore, Laxish, Ded, M.P.S., Spiro, Carman, Solis, Sabrina, Freezeo, Leon, Ivory, Mason, Striker, Farra, Kevin, Vile, Marie, Flame, Anthony, Morgan, Cramad, Volante, and Vina. Wait, where are they?"
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Volante: *making out with Vina*
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"Whatever, Ebony, Draco, Dew, and Aldon, you all have reasons for being here", said Mew. "Ebony, you tried to hurt Cano and Anthony and cost your team the challenge. Draco, you stood there at the race and let the other team win. Dew, you lost to a fire-type in a sword fight. Aldon, I have no clue why you're here, but the next person safe is…Ebony."
"What?" asked Dew.
"I guess attempted murder is more respected than losing a sword fight", said Mew. "But anyway, the last plushie goes to…
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"Yeah, I saw this coming", said Aldon not caring.
Mason smiled widely as the last people on Vile's alliance were voted out. He released Draco from his control. Draco snapped out of it, "What's going on?"
"You and Aldon just got voted out!" said Mew smiling.
"What?! How did I?!"
"No one cares, just leave", said Mew as he pushed him and Aldon into the Lame-O-Sine.
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Vile: Great, just great! My entire alliance is gone! Hopefully Mason will still accept me and be in my alliance…never mind, then he'll be leaving too. He's the only one I have left.
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Mason: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Shocking chapter! The Evil Alliance is gone!...except for Vile. Who will Mason get rid of next? Will Vile find out the truth about Mason? Will Kevin ever snap out of it? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!