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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to face the pirate movie genre. Mason had a new plan to get rid of Draco in order to make the Evil Alliance weaker. Carman's alliance decided that Aldon should go and planned his elimination as well. During the challenges, there were some close calls and hard falls. The last challenge decided who would win, the Charizards or the Lucarios. Dew, who Mew forced to evolve with Vina, successfully knocked Kai off of the plank, but Kai clung to the bottom and turned the tables, successfully giving the Lucarios the win…again! At the elimination, Mason and Carman's plans both succeeded when both Draco and Aldon were sent packing, leaving the Evil Alliance in shambles. Will Vile find a way to stay safe? Will Mason stop tricking people? Will the Lucarios lose a f***ing challenge because it's getting annoying? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Vile was sobbing silently to herself in the horror movie set. All of her friends were gone and she was probably gonna be voted out soon. The only person that's left that she actually cares about is Mason, but he hardly came to the meetings and barely spoke to any of them. She needed to find him and ask him what they could do to avoid elimination. As she stood up, Mason came through the door and noticed that she her eyes were red, telling that she was crying. Mason frowned and sat down next to her, but inside he was smiling devilishly.
"So, how are you holding up?" asked Mason, faking his sympathy.
"Not so good", said Vile wiping some tears from her eyes. "I have no one left to hang out with. Only you're left."
"Yeah, but you can rely on me if you need to", said Mason winking, causing her to giggle…and she never giggled before.
"I know you are, but it won't help. Carman will just get rid of you too", said Vile, making Mason's eyes widen.
"Sh*t, I forgot about their alliance. I guess I just have more work to do", thought Mason.
Vile noticed that Mason was staring blankly at the wall and asked, "You ok?"
Mason snapped back into reality and looked back at her. "Yeah, I'm fine. I guess we can't be seen with each other as long as Carman's alliance is still here", he said sighing, hoping she would buy it.
"I guess so", said Vile starting to tear up again.
As she started to cry, Mason kissed her deeply, making her wrap her paws around his neck. As he broke the kiss, he saw that Vile was smiling and started to leave.
As he headed out the door, he gave Vile some advice. "Maybe if you act like a real competitor and help your team win, maybe they'll respect you and you can avoid elimination."
When he finally left, his words made Vile shudder, but he was right. If she wanted to make it far, she'd have to be…nice.
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Mason: It really hurt me seeing her like that….NOT! She is just another pawn I need to get rid of before the merge. She is the next one gone anyway, but I may need her to learn more about Carman's alliance. I should've gone to those meetings.
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Mason had just exited the horror movie set and headed to his spot where he and Kevin met up.
"So…how did it go?" asked Kevin.
"She was crying and weeping…it was great", said Mason maliciously
"I bet it was, now the next target should be Kojo, he is too strong and could be a threat if he makes it to the merge", said Kevin.
"Good, plus he looks like a male stripper", said Mason shuddering at his own words.
"If I had emotions right now, I would be smacking you for putting that image in my hard drive", said Kevin deadpan.
"You don't have arms", said Mason rolling his eyes.
"I have a tail", said Kevin.
Mason groaned in annoyance.
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Sabrina sighed in happiness, "The Evil Alliance is finally gone!"
"Yep, and it only took 3 challenges", said Solis.
"Yeah, now Vile is all alone", said Morgan. "Now we can get her out easily."
"Not so fast", said Carman, who was sitting on Dew's back. "We aren't getting rid of her just yet."
"Why not?" asked Dew.
"Because, I want to take her down myself", said Carman. "Plus the fact that she'll probably be trying to suck it up and get the team's trust back, and I'd love watching her squirm."
"Who wouldn't?" asked Dew with a smile on his face.
"Then what do we do now?" asked Morgan.
"We start playing the game fair and eliminate who we have to", said Carman.
"Um…okay, but weren't we already doing that?" asked Solis.
"Yes we were, but we were tricking the team into voting for the members of the Evil Alliance", said Carman.
"Oh okay, I see the difference", said Sabrina sarcastically.
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Sabrina: What's with that girl? She just says the same plan over and over. I'm starting to think that she's a deceiver.
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Striker woke up and found himself inside of a cage.
"Of course", he muttered under his breath. "FARRA! LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Farra teleported back wearing a wedding dress and stared at him hungrily. "Hi Striker."
Striker stared in shock as Farra continued. "You look cute in a tux."
Striker looked down and noticed that a tuxedo was on him. He started panicking. "What the hell is going on?"
"It's our wedding Strikey, it's time for our marriage!" said Farra obsessively.
"WEDDING?!" yelled Striker as he tried to escape the cage.
""That's right, and afterwards, we can have kids!"
"NO! WE CAN'T EVEN BREED!"
"So? I'll make it work", she said creepily.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Striker woke up from his nightmare and found his bed and covers wet. "Did I piss myself?"
"No, I used Water Gun to wake you up man, you were having a nightmare", said Spiro.
"Oh…just making sure…I didn't want to smell like pee today", said Striker panting.
"When did you?" asked Ebony, who was awoken by the conversation.
"That's Anthony's shtick", said Skore.
"Whatever, Farra's not here, so we should just go back to sleep", said Ebony lying back down.
"CASTMATES! IT'S CHALLENGE TIME!"
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"What's the torture this time?" asked Volante.
"Today's genre is the comedy movie!" announced Mew.
Everyone smiled as they figure that if it was comedy, there would be no pain.
"Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of pain, humiliation, and laughter at the pain and humiliation", said Victini smiling, making everyone's smiles disappear.
"And Lucarios, because you're on a winning streak, you're gonna be losing four players!" said Mew smiling as the Lucarios gasped.
"Why? That's not fair", said Lila.
"Because, the readers are tired of you winning, and we figured eh, what harm could it do?" explained Victini.
"…"
"Where's Egridos?" asked Darren.
"Oh, we sent him to another island and gave him a five-day elimination free coupon to make him stay put", said Mew.
"Wow, he gets sent to another island to compete again, and after this season, we're done…sucks to be him", said Kojo chuckling.
"Yeah, now back to the Lucarios, Ray and Summer you are now on the Charizards and Sally and Clash, you are both on the Slakings", said Mew as the Lucarios glared at the two hosts.
Ray and Summer went to the Charizards, and Sally and Clash hesitantly went to the Slakings.
Mason got really angry, but calmed himself down.
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Mason: Great, now I have two more losers to get rid of. This game is gonna keep getting unfair and difficult.
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Mew took the contestants to a theater that had no roof.
"Okay, now the first challenge is to survive being pranked by a lunatic", said Mew.
"What do you mean lunatic?" asked Skore before falling underground.
"Well, Skore's out", said Mew.
"Who's the lunatic?" asked Marie.
"Some Mr. Mime we found digging in the trash. We paid him $100 to do this", said Mew.
"Wait, so what do we have to do?" asked Anthony before getting hit in the head with a brick, knocking him out.
"Anthony's out!" said Victini.
"What's the object of this challenge?" asked Luna, getting afraid.
"You have to be the last person unpranked to win", said Mew folding his arms.
"And Anthony and Skore are both out, so…RUN!" yelled Victini as the contestants all ran away.
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"Where should we go?" asked Kevin.
"I think we should go somewhere safe, like one of the other sets", said Ivory.
"And I know the perfect one-", started Laxish as a sweet aroma wafted from nowhere. "Do you smell that?"
His team smelled the air.
"I smell it too", said M.P.S. dreamily.
The others were confused.
"I don't smell anything", said Sally.
"Me neither", said Vina.
"It's coming from over there", said Laxish as he and M.P.S. ran towards the smell…only to fall into a hole.
"RUN!" yelled Ebony as the rest of the team ran off.
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"Laxish and M.P.S. are out!" announced Mew
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"We need to get in a safe house!" yelled Aura as her and the team ran into a set.
When they entered, they found out that they weren't in any set, but a comedy set with pranks surrounding them on every corner.
Everyone glared at Aura, who just blushed, "Sorry."
"Well, it looks like we're gonna lose this", said Shine.
"Why do you say that?" asked Spike.
"Well son, because we're surrounded by pranks that could take us out at any time", said Shine slightly irritated.
"Well, if we're surrounded by what we're running from, we could survive if we don't move", said Klavier.
"Well that seems just fine and dandy", said Luna sarcastically.
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"Well, this is just great; we're running from a Mr. Mime who's gonna prank us. This challenge is so lame", commented Freezeo.
"Oh please, this'll be easy", said Leon. "I know every prank in the book."
"Really?" asked Ray.
"Yes, like for instance Cramad and Morgan are both about to have pies thrown in there face in 3…2…1", counted Leon. A huge splat was heard and when they saw what happened, their eyes all widened. Morgan and Cramad both had pie in their faces.
Dew stifled a laugh at his little sister and soon they all heard, "Morgan and Cramad are out."
Everyone looked at Leon, who was smiling.
"How did you know that that was about to happen?" asked Sabrina.
"I am a fellow prankster, and like I said I know every prank in the book. And because of that, I am able to sense when another prank is going to happen", said Leon closing his eyes. Pretty soon, he opened them quickly, "Duck!"
Everyone reacted fast and ducked…except for Freezeo, as a rock was launched at him, knocking one of his crystals from his ice chain out of his mouth.
"Freezeo is out!" announced Victini.
"Wow, it looks like if we keep doing what Leon says, we'll easily win this", said Flame.
"You bet", said Leon giving a claws up.
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The Slakings were doing horribly. So far, Spiro had fallen into an open hole in the ground that led into the sewer, Ebony and Ivory both tripped over a wire and got blasted with paint, Vina and Volante both passed a sensor and got snow shot at them, Striker got trapped in a box with Farra in it, and Sally and Clash both got shot with foam after stepping a sensor. The only ones left on the team were Kojo, Ded, Kevin, and Mason.
"This is terrible, we're gonna lose again", said Kevin in his monotone voice.
"Hopefully if we remain still, we won't get pranked unless he comes to us", said Ded sitting down. A fart sound came out, and he realized that he was just whoopee cushion pranked. "Well, I'm out."
"Ded is out!"
"I JUST SAID THAT!" yelled Ded.
"Great, Kevin, Mason, and I are the only ones left", said Kojo frowning.
"Yep, well I'll see you if we win or you get out", said Ded as he went back to Mew and Victini.
Mason smiled darkly and used Hypnosis on Kojo, putting him in his control.
"Now Kojo, I want you to sit on that whoopee cushion", said Mason as Kojo did as he was ordered. Kojo went towards a nearby whoopee cushion and sat down, making it go off.
"Kojo is out!"
Mason smiled and soon went away and stepped on a nearby wire, which caused paint to splatter all over him and Kevin, who went along with him.
"Mason and Kevin are out! Which means that the Slakings lose the first challenge!" announced Mew. "Now it's time to see what's going on with the Charizards and the Lucarios, but first…it's time for the factoid of the day."
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Random Intern: *eats a piece of soap* Soap tastes…soapy.
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"And that the factoid of the day", said Mew.
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"Okay, I'm getting bored", said Sonan as he sat anxiously sat against the wall.
"Well, we have to stay in here to win", said Lila, attempting to calm her son down.
"What are we supposed to do!" yelled Spike, as he was growing annoyed and anxious to do something.
"You can play with me", said a creepy voice.
"Who said that?" asked Shade, ready to defend his son.
"It's me, Bobo", said the voice as a Mr. Mime came from the shadows. "You've stumbled into my lair, and now we can play…forever!"
Everyone's eyes widened as they ran to the door, but noticed that it was locked.
"No, no, no!" said Sparky as Bobo came closer, this time holding eggs, whoopee cushions, and a taser.
Everyone backed up towards the wall as the mime came closer.
"K-Kai can't you do something?" asked Spike.
Kai shook his head. He was part fighting-type, and going against a psychic-type, he would be easily defeated.
"Wait, Lila, Demenio, Luna, Shade, Sola, you guys are all dark-types, can't you beat him?" asked Sonan.
"I wouldn't call on them", said Bobo smiling widely. "I know fighting-type moves."
"Crap, we can't do anything", said Aura.
"Jesse, use Aura Sphere quick!" yelled Darren.
Jesse summoned his aura and formed an orb, which soon shot the door. The door didn't break.
"What the-"stated Vixen, who was shocked.
"Yep, I made the door indestructible so there is no escape", said Bobo, bringing a box of fireworks and explosives to the group.
"W-what are you gonna do with that?" asked Sola.
"I'm gonna set them off so we can have a party!" said Bobo clapping his hands.
"Good thing he doesn't know any fire attacks", said Luna.
"Yeah, but I do know Mimic, so…" said Bobo as he began charging an Aura Sphere and shot it at Demenio.
Demenio was almost knocked out, and angrily looked at the Mr. Mime. Sola could tell what he was about to do and tried her best to calm him down.
"Babe, don't do it, it's what he wants", said Sola.
Demenio used Flamethrower on him, but he used Protect.
"Thanks sucker", said Bobo as he used Mimic to use Flamethrower on the fireworks, making them explode.
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The Charizards were doing exceedingly well thanks to Leon's senses, but they couldn't help but think that they were going to lose.
Vile was being silent throughout the challenge, hoping that if she wasn't noticed or spoken to, she would be safe. But little did she know…Carman knew what she was up to.
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Carman: Hmmm…the silent treatment. I like this version of her already. The less she talks, the more I get people eliminated.
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"Okay, we're probably all about to be pranked, but let's just try to-"started Dew before hearing an explosion.
"What was that?" asked Marie.
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The Lucarios were all covered in soot, and glaring at Aura.
"The Lucarios…lose? That means that the Charizards win the first challenge!" announced Mew.
"Now, it is time for the next challenge", said Victini.
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Mew and Victini teleported all of the contestants back to the center of the lot.
"Okay contestants the second, and also last challenge is…a prank war!" announced Mew
"Great, more pain", scoffed Skore.
"Yep, and the objective is to get everyone on the other team out using these pranks and traps", said Mew pointing to a huge pile of 'toys'.
The pile included whoopee cushions, egg shooters, trip wire, fake vomit, balloon launchers, hot food, and a bazooka.
Leon and Sonan both smiled wide as they saw of the gear and equipment.
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Sonan: YEAAAHHH!
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Leon: That pile is a prankster paradise!
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"Okay, the rules are that you are able to hide, but your team must stay together. If you get pranked you're out. The last person standing wins for their team", said Mew. "Now before we begin, we're gonna allow you to choose your gear first, so-"
Everyone dived into the pile and grabbed what they wanted. Sonan reached for the bazooka, but Leon used his long tongue to grab it first. After a few more minutes, the contestants all got ready and headed for cover for when the game started.
"Alright, let the pranking begin!" announced Victini.
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"Okay, what's the plan Leon?" asked Summer.
"Well, I suggest that we-", started Leon. He heard a splashing sound, turned around, and saw that Cramad, Morgan, and Anthony were all soaked.
"Damn it! Who threw those water balloons?" asked Leon angrily.
"It was Spike", said Anthony as Leon saw the chick flying back towards the Lucarios team.
"Well, my plan was to get rid of the Lucarios first to stop their winning streak, and it looks like it's gonna happen", said Leon as everyone smiled.
"Just let me do all of the work", said Leon as he but black paint under his eyes and wrapped a bandana around his head.
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"Great job Spike", said Shade.
"Thanks dad", said Spike.
"While they were paying attention to Spike, the Lucarios failed to notice Leon, who had turned invisible. He placed paint mines and whoopee cushions all around their area, which would cause them to lose immediately.
Leon hurried back to his team as the Lucarios started focusing back on the game. As soon as they stepped back, they got blasted with paint and fart sounds filled the air. After the sounds and paint splatter settled, Sonan and Spike were the only two left on their team.
"Uh-oh", said Spike.
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"Okay, so what do you guys think we should do?" asked Skore
"Well, I think we should just aim everything at the Charizards…I mean, the only ones left on the Lucarios are Sonan and Spike, and they were on a winning streak!" said M.P.S.
"Right, so we just throw everything at the Charizards", said Ded as he and his team started throwing balloons, whoopee cushions, and paint mines at the Charizards.
Mason and Kevin were just watching them and soon enough, Mason went back to work. He hypnotized Kojo once again, and this time, he made him grab a paint grenade. Kojo bit off the pin, and Mason and Kevin went towards the team for two reasons: 1. They wanted to make themselves look innocent, and 2. They didn't want to raise suspicion if they weren't covered in paint. Kojo threw it at the team, and it exploded, coating everyone in paint.
"Kojo…THAT WAS SABOTAGE!" yelled Mason.
"First Static, now you? What the heck man?" yelled Laxish.
Kojo didn't answer.
"Ugh"
"The Slakings lose again! You guys suck!
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"Well, the Slakings just got themselves a ticket to elimination", said Sonan.
"Yeah, and we could be going there for the first time in 14 episodes!" said Spike before seeing something shiny on the ground. Thinking that it was a hidden weapon, he picked it up, but he say that it was the stone he got from the island. He soon started glowing. His wings got larger, the triangles appeared on his belly, and he grew a puffy tail. He evolved into a Togekiss.
"Wow, I feel…different", said Spike.
"Ah, our little boy's all grown up", said Shine happily.
"Yeah…now go get 'em guys!" said Shade.
"Let's go buddy", said Spike as Sonan climbed on his back, water balloons in hands.
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"Oh crap, Spike evolved!" yelled Dew as the newly-evolved teen flew towards them at high speed.
"Oh no", said Leon as he grabbed the bazooka. He sprayed the bazooka at them, nearly missing. The water soaked the tip of Spike's wing and splashed on Sonan's foot, counting them as being pranked.
"For the first time 14 episodes, the Lucarios have finally lost!" announced Mew as the Charizards cheered.
"Slakings, Lucarios, I'll see you both at elimination", said Mew.
The Slakings groaned and looked angry and the Lucarios looked angry as well.
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Jesse had asked most of his team to meet with him in the middle of the lot.
"Okay guys, who are we gonna vote for?" asked Jesse.
"I have no idea", said Lila. "We haven't lost in so long, and we have good people on our team."
"I know right, that's what makes it tough", said Sparky.
"Yeah, but we have to make a decision, but first does anyone want to leave already or something?" asked Jesse.
Nobody answered.
"Okay, so that means we have to vote off the weakest link and it's between Aura, Darren, and Klavier", said Jesse.
"Well Klavier has proven himself very useful, and I like having Darren around, he's nice and he's sweet", said Luna.
"Agreed, so that means Aura", said Spike.
"Yes, finally that bitch will leave my man alone", said Shine nuzzling Shade.
"Alright, so it's agreed, Aura is out", said Jesse.
"Right"
But little did they know, Aura heard their plan and decided to do some scheming of her own.
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Aura: Those silly little idiots. No one is voting me out unless that slut of an Espeon comes with me…and I know just how to do that.
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Mason: *growls* The Charizards won, meaning that Vile is still gonna be in the game! This sucks! Well, at least I'm getting rid of Kojo.
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Skore: Sorry Kojo, but you screwed up
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Ded: Kojo
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Sally: I hate being on the Slakings! They're on a losing streak! This team is just like the Toxic Rats!
*Mew poofs in* No breaking the fourth wall!
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Jesse: Aura
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Spike: Aura is out. I'm getting tired of her trying to split up my mom and dad.
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Demenio: Aura
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Cano: Aura
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Sonan: Aura
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At the Ceremony
"Okay, Slakings you know the drill, and Lucarios you should remember from episode 6", said Mew. "Alright, now vote!"
Aura quickly used Blizzard to freeze everyone, and quickly made 8 of her teammates vote for her and another 8 vote for Shine. She randomly clicked someone for her last teammate, as she saw that Kai was thawing out quickly. Kai soon melted out, and helped everyone get back to their normal temperatures.
"I don't know what just happened, but Lucarios, you all have voted already", said Mew
"What? We never voted!" yelled Lila.
The team looked at Aura, who was grinning slightly. They soon realized that she froze them and voted for whoever she wanted.
"Okay, the Slakings are finished so let's tally the votes."
"No, Aura cheated!" yelled Shine.
"Too bad, when I call your name, you're safe", said Mew. All of the Lucarios got anxious and scared as Mew began calling out the names. "Skore, Laxish, Spiro, M.P.S., Ebony, Ivory, Volante, Vina, Mason, Ded, Kevin, Clash, Jesse, Lila, Sonan, Cano, vixen, Sparky, Luna, Demenio, Sola, Spike, Darren, Kai, and Jet."
"Sally, Shine, Aura, Klavier, and Kojo, you all are the bottom 5", said Mew. "The next contestants safe are…Sally and Klavier!"
"WHAT?" yelled Shine, Shade, and Spike shocked.
"And here is a first on Total Pokemon Action, we have a tie on the Lucarios."
"What?" asked the Lucarios confused.
"Y-you voted for yourself too?" asked Shine shocked.
"If I can't have Shade, you can't either!" yelled Aura.
Shine was enraged, she was being wrongfully voted off because this bitch wanted her man and she wouldn't let her have him? That really pissed her off. She lunged at Aura, and they were sent rolling down the carpet into the Lame-O-Sine. They were too busy fighting to even try to exit.
"Kojo, you're out too", said Spiro.
"Crap", said Mason as he released Kojo from his control.
"What just happened?" asked Kojo.
"Again?!" yelled Ded.
"You got voted out, no questions, leave!" said mew as he used Psychic to put him in the Lame-O-Sine with the two foxes, who were still fighting.
As the Lame-O-Sine drove off, everyone started leaving…except for Shade and Spike. They just lost the one they loved because of jealousy. Shade was very upset, but soon turned angry and Spike felt the same way. They left the ceremony hall and went to their trailers, hurt and confused.
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Vile: So far, I'm okay, I haven't been noticed. Hopefully I can keep this up.
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Well, the Lucarios just lost their first challenge in 14 episodes, not counting the aftermaths. Shine, Aura, and Kojo left…oh well hopefully Shade and Spike would kill anyone. FATHER AND SON VENGEANCE! Thanks for reading if you did, I hope you enjoyed. Will Mason get rid of Vile? Will Shade and Spike kill something? Will the Lucarios lose again? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!