Naruto look at hill. Hill shine.
"Why shine, hill you?" Naruto ask.
Suddenly... Pain attack!
"Haha!" he begin. "I have your Sakura."
Naruto gasp. "No!" He yell loud. "Give back!"
"Never." Pain say then laugh again. "She mine forever?" Pain look confused. Sexually.
"I kill you." Roar from Naruto. A kunai in his hand.
He throw kunai at pain. Pain duck.
"Plan has fail, Naruto."
Naruto frown. That only kunai he throw. No more kunai he had.
Pain point at behind Naruto suddenly. "Oh no." He say. Naruto not tricking fall for it. He smart.
Naruto ran pain. He throw fist. Pain duck again.
Suddenly... an explosion! Naruto wobble on feet. Pain die. He win!